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MotionMan
06-26-2002, 10:24 AM
Chewbaca and an Ewok are walking through the forest, when they have to stop for a bathroom break. While they are doing their business...

:wookiee:- Hey Teeboo, does Sh!t ever stick to your fur?
:ewok: - Why no. It never does.

So Chewbaca wipes his a$$ with the Ewok.


:)

Tyrion
06-26-2002, 10:31 AM
ooooookkkkkkk.......

What happend to you now?:D

XERXES
06-26-2002, 10:40 AM
wtf?!?!:confused:

Pedantic
06-26-2002, 11:05 AM
:eek: :eyeraise: That's sorta funny...in a disgusting way. :)

Yoda_623
06-26-2002, 11:06 AM
Yeah just a bit funny. Still disgusting though.

MotionMan
06-26-2002, 11:07 AM
Bah! I have a wierd sense of humor.:)
:sweat:-tough crowd

X R Kun
06-26-2002, 11:07 AM
mmmmm....eewwokkssss......

atinymonkey
06-26-2002, 11:57 PM
That was funny. A little worring. But funny.

obi
06-27-2002, 12:12 AM
There Was a preacher that was walking down a road. A man saw him and stopped.

"Preacher, Where is your Bike?" The man asked.

"Some one stole it!" The preacher said.

"Would you like it back?" The man asked.

"I sure would!" The preacher replied.

"I have an idea. This sunday, Preach on the ten commandments, and when you get to the "Thall shalt not steal" part, Bear down on it, And the person who stole it will feel guilty and return it."
The man said.

"Really good idea! I'll try it!" The preacher said.

Next week, the preacher was riding his bicycle down the road, and the man saw him, and stopped to talk to him.

"I see that you used my idea to get your bike back." The man said.

"Well, Sort of. I was preaching on the ten commandments and I got to the "Thall shalt not commet adultry" part, And I remember where I left my bike."

:D

Tyrion
06-27-2002, 12:19 AM
Originally posted by obi-wan13
There Was a preacher that was walking down a road. A man saw him and stopped.

"Preacher, Where is your Bike?" The man asked.

"Some one stole it!" The preacher said.

"Would you like it back?" The man asked.

"I sure would!" The preacher replied.

"I have an idea. This sunday, Preach on the ten commandments, and when you get to the "Thall shalt not steal" part, Bear down on it, And the person who stole it will feel guilty and return it."
The man said.

"Really good idea! I'll try it!" The preacher said.

Next week, the preacher was riding his bicycle down the road, and the man saw him, and stopped to talk to him.

"I see that you used my idea to get your bike back." The man said.

"Well, Sort of. I was preaching on the ten commandments and I got to the "Thall shalt not commet adultry" part, And I remember where I left my bike."

:D

That story ruined my 11-year-old brain....having teenage thoughts.....naughty thoughts.....
:sweat: :sweat: :freakout: :freakout:

XERXES
06-27-2002, 12:39 AM
haha....thats awesome:D