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-[MotU]-Lyger|=-
06-27-2002, 06:08 AM
What would you do if you were just walking down the street and ninjas jumped out of the bushes and said "hey give me your wallet" what would you do?

Tyrion
06-27-2002, 06:09 AM
Originally posted by -=|Lyger|=-
What would you do if you were just walking down the street and ninjas jumped out of the bushes and said "hey give me your wallet" what would you do?


Pull out my lightsaber,and you know the rest.

Dath Maximus
06-27-2002, 06:10 AM
firslty nijas in kansas is impossible

but if it did i would say no habla ingles!

XERXES
06-27-2002, 06:10 AM
id be like...you cant have it:p

123456789101112
06-27-2002, 06:12 AM
I'd give them my wallet. Don't mess with ninjas.

Dath Maximus
06-27-2002, 06:15 AM
123456789101112 your name alone means your gonna be creepy and your gonna freak me out.

im right arnt i!
ADMIT IT!!!

*runs away*

-[MotU]-Lyger|=-
06-27-2002, 06:32 AM
well darth maximus would die cause the ninja's dont like people who dont speek japanese or english, 123456789101112 and XERXES got it right. hand over the wallet. I'm sorry Tyrion cause this would be dead cause you're walking down the street to the supermarket or something. not with a lightsaber

Dath Maximus
06-27-2002, 06:34 AM
but i can speak spanish fairly well!

Tyrion
06-27-2002, 06:38 AM
Originally posted by -=|Lyger|=-
well darth maximus would die cause the ninja's dont like people who dont speek japanese or english, 123456789101112 and XERXES got it right. hand over the wallet. I'm sorry Tyrion cause this would be dead cause you're walking down the street to the supermarket or something. not with a lightsaber

Look,I have the same chance of being attacked by Ninja's in a small suberb with or without a lightsaber.And,anyways,we dont know if they have swords,or that they would hurt you if you didnt give them the wallet.


Details,man,details.:D

-[MotU]-Lyger|=-
06-27-2002, 06:41 AM
its sapose to be a funny but realistic question, its not like ninjas are ganna jump out of the bushes and say "Yeah hey there. we're ninjas you know the guys with black clothes and swords. and now give us your wallet. oh yeah and if you dont speek japanese of english we're just ganna hve to kill you in a 1/2 of a 1/2 of a 1/2 of a second" NO!! you're not sapose to know whats ganna happen, thats where i come in and let you know if you died or not. muwahahaha its all fun and games people

Lime-Light
06-27-2002, 06:42 AM
I would give them my decoy wallet. Then kick thier ass. 'Cause im a yellow and a half belt. Biaaaaatch.

Dath Maximus
06-27-2002, 06:46 AM
ohh yeah well i got a purple belt!

or is it taupe

ohh wait i dont have any belts

-[MotU]-Lyger|=-
06-27-2002, 06:58 AM
Originally posted by Lime-Light
I would give them my decoy wallet. Then kick thier ass. 'Cause im a yellow and a half belt. Biaaaaatch.


im sorry you wouldnt kick their ass cause you would die the second you try to throw a punch. they woudl throw the sharukens at your face and slice you up with their sharp swords

Dath Maximus
06-27-2002, 07:00 AM
ohh yeah well i dont get out very often so they wouldnt get me to begin with!

whitedragon
06-27-2002, 07:11 AM
ninjas wouldent jump out. if a ninja attacked me ide be dead before i even felt a thing and they would get alot more money from their employer

Pedantic
06-27-2002, 08:23 AM
I'd use my jetpack to fly above them and pick them off with my blasters. :D

-[MotU]-Lyger|=-
06-27-2002, 08:52 AM
the whole point of this is to see how lame your answers would be cause no matter what they would kill you cause their NINJAS!

XERXES
06-27-2002, 09:01 AM
Originally posted by -=|Lyger|=-
the whole point of this is to see how lame your answers would be cause no matter what they would kill you cause their NINJAS!

um....no:confused:

greedo626
06-27-2002, 09:35 AM
I think ninjas asking for my wallet is kind of strange, so I'd give it to them.

Dath Maximus, usted esta una puta(can I say that?), eh :naughty:?

whitedragon
06-27-2002, 10:15 AM
thanks for joining my cause tyrion

Exterminator234
06-27-2002, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by -=|Lyger|=-
the whole point of this is to see how lame your answers would be cause no matter what they would kill you cause their NINJAS!

what if i happened to be a ninja?but not just an ordinary ninja. a jedi ninja with a lightsaber. then i would kick their ass

atinymonkey
06-27-2002, 08:44 PM
Um. I was taught Ninjitsu at the Yambushi Dojo in Ripon when I was doing Budo Kai. I can offically say that I'm not threatening in the least. Mind you I was never very good at it, have you ever hit yourself in the face with Nunchucks? It's embarasing and dosent instill fear into your apponent.

I have got a natty black gi though. Very nice for fancy dress partys.

I don't think a Ninja would pop out and ask you for your wallet, what with the whole 'avoid detection and confrontation' thing they got going. The best way to avoid a fight is to not be there, so run.

Besides, the Americans have an ultimate fighting championship, ever wondered why Ninjas don't appear in it? It's because the fighting style is basic, the skills are in deception and infiltration and not fighting. Not that it will matter what skill someone has if they have a sword.

Pedantic
06-27-2002, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by atinymonkey
Um. I was taught Ninjitsu at the Yambushi Dojo in Ripon when I was doing Budo Kai.

Say what? :D

Master Xavier
06-27-2002, 09:28 PM
lol

.well i'd be like:

Foolish Ninja's! You are no match for the stupifying powers of the Farie King! (insert manical laughter +high budget fight sence ending with allot of dead ninja's)

...you can guess the rest.......if your mad like me........

atinymonkey
06-27-2002, 09:33 PM
Originally posted by Pedantic


Say what? :D

Gotta get to 1000 somehow, eh?

Pedantic
06-27-2002, 09:37 PM
Yup! :D Not to mention that was some really weird stuff that I have no idea what the hell it means. :D

atinymonkey
06-27-2002, 09:46 PM
Fair enough. Go for your life.

I'm happy to get to 100.

Pedantic
06-27-2002, 09:48 PM
Actually, I think I'll go to 999, then go to bed. ;) :D

whitedragon
06-28-2002, 02:10 AM
Originally posted by atinymonkey
Um. I was taught Ninjitsu at the Yambushi Dojo in Ripon when I was doing Budo Kai. I can offically say that I'm not threatening in the least. Mind you I was never very good at it, have you ever hit yourself in the face with Nunchucks? It's embarasing and dosent instill fear into your apponent.

Besides, the Americans have an ultimate fighting championship, ever wondered why Ninjas don't appear in it? It's because the fighting style is basic, the skills are in deception and infiltration and not fighting. Not that it will matter what skill someone has if they have a sword.
what rank are you in ninjitsu i dont think ive ever heard of that style.

and i dont think their are any ninjas around anymore so i dont think any are going to turn up in the ultimate fighting tournament.
once some guy said he used bar fighting as a fighting style.

atinymonkey
06-28-2002, 07:09 PM
You don't really get a grade system in ninjitsu, you get a name that descibes you ability. Mine translated as 'I don't think so' which is odd, but probably meant I couldn't do anything. But the way I was being taught I had to get a 1st Dan in 5 martial arts. I gave up on ninjitsu because I couldn't get the hang of it. Ninjitsu is the name of the combat method the Ninja used to use, it still exists but the Ninja hasn't been around since the 19th century.

Bar fighting must be something along the lines of streetfighting, just do whatever to win. Use your elbows and knees and go for the soft spots of the body. It's effective and quick, but not a martial art. It's like the defense they teach army cadets. Boxing, kickboxing and the like are the most effective fighting methods.

Jubatus
06-28-2002, 08:10 PM
Learn to respect them ninjas

www.realultimatepower.net/

MasterD-LeyAmas
06-28-2002, 08:26 PM
If ninjas jumped out of the bushes and demanded that I give them my wallet, or they'd kill me...

I'd give them my wallet, then laugh at them, because my wallet has no money in it.

This has been another "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey.

WolfmanNCSU
06-28-2002, 09:59 PM
Ah yes, Jack Handey's deep thoughts rock! Anyway, I also have no money in my wallet currently. I dont have any cash in it, but I have debt cards, credit cards, and a lot of other important stuff. I would be damned if I gave my wallet to anyone without a fight. Doesn't matter who it is, they will have to get it out of my dead, lifeless hand. :D

CoolJ
06-28-2002, 10:15 PM
well i have the best belt of them all:

A BIG LEATHER BELT

and I'd threaten to spank then... :naughty:

that should scare them away

obi
06-28-2002, 10:31 PM
.......I would point my finger behind them and say: "Hey! You there!" And when they turn to look at who I', talkin to, I would run. Then when I pass buildings, I would go in a small crack between two of them and the ninjas would run right past me. (ninjas always fall for that)

JandoFett1842
06-29-2002, 03:22 AM
I would pull out a FN P90, laff evily, and blast the **** out of them.

Yom
06-29-2002, 03:31 AM
i would run and hide in my box

yom

Tyrion
06-29-2002, 04:06 AM
If I cant have my lightsaber,then I'll pack heat!and,I always travel in groups because of lunatics*points to Lyger*

MotionMan
06-29-2002, 04:26 AM
I would kill one of them, and then use the dead one's body to beat the other ninjas to death.
:evil2:

Yom
06-29-2002, 04:48 AM
u see i would run and get tyrion (or a 7 foot salami) and use him to fend off the ninjas

so ther

JandoFett1842
06-29-2002, 05:27 AM
Force Lightning!

Agen
06-29-2002, 06:27 AM
Seriously, sicne thewre is so much dangerous weapons lying on the streets here i would take out one of elite poles/sticks/golf clubs/glassbottles and give em a fight, if it was jsut one i'd kick there ass.

Skuttle24
06-29-2002, 08:05 AM
I would pull out my trusty sodering iron.

They would laugh at me.

I would say, "please don't laugh, this is the Soddering Iron of Justice"

And then they would feel all embarassed, cuz they laughed at the Soddering Iron of Justice, and would walk away feel ing ashamed.
:D

Skuttle24
06-29-2002, 08:06 AM
Or i could beat them with a stik. that works too.:D

BlackDove
06-29-2002, 08:09 AM
Originally posted by -=|Lyger|=-
What would you do?(Just for kicks)

I would kill you.........MURDER........:eyeraise: :eyeraise:

MasterD-LeyAmas
06-29-2002, 08:17 AM
...and then, I'd laugh at them some more, because my credit card is maxed out too.

...but then I'd feel sad, because this incident with the ninjas would have reminded me that I have no money. :(