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CapNColostomy
06-27-2002, 06:48 PM
Man, Obi-Wan spammed kick on Jango at least four times that I counted. How in the world Jango kept from typing lamer/spammer/nOOb/, I'll never know. He probably figured that Obi-Wan would use a scripted pull-back-stab on him while he had the console up to type it. I don't blame him at all for leaving the server in a big hurry.

Pedantic
06-27-2002, 07:27 PM
But Jango had that damn jetpack/grappling cord mod.

The Count
06-27-2002, 10:19 PM
Yeah and he had a co operative mod in terms of Boba Fett helping him out and turrets!

00M-187
06-27-2002, 11:33 PM
lol!! Yoda was using light stance\jump spam on Dooku and didnt land a hit,. what a noob. lol

OnlyOneCanoli
06-28-2002, 03:01 AM
omg that one jedi in teh arena battle omfg... whut a n00b DFA whored that one battledroid omg whut a lamer

BlackDove
06-28-2002, 03:05 AM
But didja see that JEdi nOOB who came to kill dooku but that @SS lamer Jango turned on the cheats and gave himself full blaster. What a LAMER!!!

Evil_Gloop
06-28-2002, 03:10 AM
I noticed that OBI-WAN had 'noclip' on during the chase of the shapeshifter, no other way he could have got onto that ship so easily, what a damn cheat.

CapNColostomy
06-28-2002, 03:18 AM
Nothing makes me madder than when you do a duel challenge and some lamer comes in blasting his little gun at you. I bet that nOOb jedi that Jango killed won't even bother playing again unless we get another update for the game from Raven. ;)

icefox98
06-28-2002, 03:21 AM
u think that was bad.....k yoda was a friggin n00b he was usin force rage and he suposed to be light jedi....bah what a lyin n00b, and d00ku was even cheaper he cut off annies arm and pushed him bak all far n stuff, but then agin annie=n00b, he cant even get a frag when hes got cheatz on and 2 saberz...BAH BAH BAH and the WORST part of all waz when all those friggin jedi blocked like evry SINGLE blaster shot cept for that one d00d who got owned by jango, he was the only skilld d00d not using gay saber defense

just my 2 sense

kthxbye

BlackDove
06-28-2002, 03:24 AM
Yeah, RAVEN realy neds to fizxor theze bugs in tha next pach, or OMG I want my ****ing money bakc THOSE ****ING *******S RAVEN, make the ****ing exprerience so ****ed up.

ryudom
06-28-2002, 03:46 AM
ha!

SeraphimII
06-28-2002, 04:32 AM
What about when Obi1 was making had his chat window open(That Transmission) and some llama shot him with his saber down.


I swear Lucus is encouraging them!

HellFyre69
06-29-2002, 06:19 AM
are u guys talking about the movie?? WTF!!? yo calling yoda a n00b?

CreeP_303
06-29-2002, 06:38 AM
best......thread..............ever.

BlackDove
06-29-2002, 07:20 AM
No, no no.....

BESTEST THREAD EVER!!!!!!!11111111onoeneon1111111

:D

cROsIs**
06-29-2002, 09:12 AM
Well, what a little n00bie little poodoo that Padme $hit is. She's sittin there, all lie'n down in bed.... and that little ***** ani comes a WAVIN his laser sword all in he face knocking off those n00b ass bugs... and then she wakes up UNHARMED..... what a ****ING hacking newb!!!!!!!! And then during the geonosis battle, count D00ku rescales his RAT MODEL to a really BIG rat model... and sicks the damn thing on the n00b Bitzatch, and what happends when the rat thing scratches her, /god all up and her back get's hurt... but then later shes all playing in the sand with a clone trooper... what an ass lagger.

[Edit - Stormy - please limit the profanity. :cool: ]

Chewie Bakker
06-29-2002, 12:26 PM
Anakin: Tell me where you got that Force Throw mod. :cool:
Mace Windu: Tell me where you got that Form VII saber stance mod. :)
Obi-Wan: Where'd you get that Absorb mod where you block lightning with your saber? That's cool ;)

:lol:

Lime-Light
06-29-2002, 12:36 PM
OMG yoda is a haxorz! he used teh bruce lee mod on dooku. what a newb. then jango is a haxor becuase he used saberrealisticcombat with mace to impress boba and he used a haxor dart weapon

technobot
06-30-2002, 01:24 AM
yoda was totally cheep, he used absorb on dooku's lightening, such a ghey force power, wot a lamer. bet he spams pull/backsweep, such a n00b. and forget about clones, what about new hope and empire, vader is such a grip n00b, that's like teh only power he users! and then just like his dad, luke starts using that cheez power in return, n00b family or wot?

Master Xavier
06-30-2002, 03:36 AM
dats nothing! in new hope wedge is such a noob! like in the end battle he gets shot and say "w8" and quits the server OMFG what NOOB WH0RE!

BlackDove
06-30-2002, 04:49 AM
But dat OBI WON IS REALLY A ****ING HAXXOR. He twwizts his lajghtsaber wuith ***********ing hacks. AND DET BOBBBA FAT, ashhole haxxor wit gunz on ship. He mad a modd for det lavel. RAVEN FIX DIS IN PETCH 4.56 OR OM ****ING GOD I WILL NOT DO ANITHNG THAT LUKASARTS EVER MAKEZ.

Kyth'emos
06-30-2002, 07:07 AM
LMMFAO!!! this has got to be the funniest thread ever.

wily888
06-30-2002, 12:57 PM
Well stated.

technobot
06-30-2002, 01:13 PM
i furget in empire vader starts throwing s@@t at luke, wear teh f@@k did he get dat mod, thinks hees l337 hax0r! and he killed obi with his saber down in new hope, such a lamer cheet!

but icefox, in new hope, get dis: luke had no sabur difens, and he was totlee l337, coz he didnt block shot frum remote probe, den he hax0red, an hat full sabur difens widout respon! dat hol famlee hax0rs!

technobot
06-30-2002, 11:33 PM
this thread rules, people please add to it :)

BlackDove
07-01-2002, 01:08 AM
BAH we al knw how Obi ONE is a HAXXOR. THET ******* IS USNG ****ING MODZ when he tvvrlz his lajghtsajber..end in EP1 ashoole he a kcik whore..

RAVEN FIX DIS IN PETCh OR I WANT MY MONY BECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111 111

EffJi
07-01-2002, 02:01 AM
That's noting

In ANH OBI-WAN uses mindtrick!!!!! That mind trick whore!!!!!!!!
And Luke and Han uses soem sort of script that makes all stormies miss them, they're cheating haxors!!!!!!!!!!

Or in TPM where Maul uses THEDESTROYER on a no-cheat server!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!