View Full Version : Kyle Vs Master yoda

07-03-2002, 03:37 AM
who do you think will win the battle at duel_pit.

kyle or yoda.

07-03-2002, 04:18 AM
this is just a fun poll.just to see how many yoda gets.

07-03-2002, 06:08 AM
Psh...no contest...nobody can survive the Yoda-Blender (tm) for long without dropping a freaking pillar on his buddies.

07-03-2002, 06:12 AM
Master Yoday for sure.. aside from sabre skill Yoda would force manipulate Kyle like crazy (theoretically speaking of course)..

07-03-2002, 06:56 AM
This is pointless. Yoda all the way.:yoda:

07-03-2002, 06:59 AM
Obviously, kyle would win with me behind the controls.


Plus if he ever lands infront of me I'll punt the little midget.

07-03-2002, 07:40 AM
Not if i control yoda. Then be annihilated...

07-03-2002, 07:57 AM
Yoda. He'd be to quick for Kyle to hit and Katarn would be chopped in half quicker than you could say, thats one fast bugger.

07-03-2002, 08:26 AM
"Ya can't beat me, I'll take ya all on!"

but in kyle's time (If he was still alive) yoda would be an old, retired, demented, little midgit with a bunch of war stories and a crappy house. Like 40 years after Yoda beat Dooku's ass, he's hardly able to walk and you want him to kick a guys ass that took on an army of reborns and sith, killed the guy(Desann) that kicked Luke's pansy ass, can harness both light and dark forces (He's both), and is super charged by the valley of the jedi.

*Cough *Cough

I still say Kyle.

Thew Rydur
07-03-2002, 12:40 PM
no way, i don't think anyone in a hundred years before or after when the game takes place could take yoda. I mean come on he'd probably just convince kyle to back down with the force.

07-03-2002, 03:47 PM
...Or just confuse him beyond explanation with his mixed up speaking. But Desann's easy. A slash or two here and there and he's a goner.

07-03-2002, 07:39 PM
Yoda doesn't even want to fight Kyle and Kyle doesn't want to fight the greatest Jedi all time..

07-03-2002, 09:04 PM
Yoda would just hold Jan hostage and Kyle would go all mushy. Then, Yoda wouldn't have any trouble all at carving through Kyle. ;) :D

07-03-2002, 10:19 PM
All bow before the pointy-eared jedi master. Like there was any doubt.... :yoda:

07-26-2002, 10:53 AM
i am a sith and hate the light side
BUT this is a stupid poll

YODA will win nothing to discuss.

a good poll where yoda against sidious

and SIDIOUS would kick his green ass.

nothing against yoda but the dark side is the true power

They will not have a chance against you

07-27-2002, 12:24 PM

Jeeze... When will ppl ever learn :rolleyes:

Disclaimer: Yes I know That by posting this I am bumping this back to the top, but this had to be said.

07-27-2002, 02:06 PM
Hey by saying that you bumped the thread to the top!

07-27-2002, 04:20 PM
Although Yoda is the badest guy in the universe..... Kyle would win because

A. He can use the dark side along with the light side

B. He doesn't have all the Jedi Honor that yoda has, so when Yoda bows, he will probably just do a Red DFA :)

07-28-2002, 09:57 AM
Yoda would win. Even in Ep2, he used a cane to walk to the hangar that Dooku was in, put the cane down, and started kicking Dooku's butt.

Lunatic Jedi
07-28-2002, 11:44 AM
Yoda would carve Kyle up like a turkey. Sure, Kyle did take on and kill a dark jedi who kicked Luke's ass, but Yoda could kick both Desann's ass and Luke's ass at the same time. So what challenge could Kyle ever pose against THE Jedi Master? Not much. Also, Yoda's a smaller target. He's more mobile (yes, he is. When he kicks up the force, he moves like hell. You saw him against Dooku!), and can get behind Kyle before he even notices.

Kyle: Take this you weird little green... hey... where'd he go?

Yoda: The wrath of my new poopchute move, you will feel!


07-28-2002, 01:35 PM
THis is kindof dumb, kyle sucks and yoda rules!

07-28-2002, 01:47 PM
i posted this 25 days ago. it is funny because it when out and it had come back agine.:D

07-28-2002, 04:59 PM
never mess with the best => Yoda

07-28-2002, 05:06 PM
57-3 :rofl:

07-28-2002, 05:08 PM
I think the answer is pretty obvius...

Guardian Omega
07-28-2002, 11:09 PM
Kyle has one chance though, a kickass force speed. (Lasts much more than your normal one as far as I can tell.) That hinders Yoda's fast attacking quite a bit.

07-29-2002, 12:42 AM
Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi

Kyle: Take this you weird little green... hey... where'd he go?

Yoda: The wrath of my new poopchute move, you will feel!


:D :D LOL :D :D

i guess i have too good of a visual imagination, but that's the funniest thing i've heard all day, thanks for the laugh :p

oh, and Yoda would just force twist kyle's balls into a knot and it would be over :eek: :p

07-29-2002, 12:45 AM
this is a good poll, seen has the yoda model is out i get to see some kick ass fighting with kyle and yoda.:D :D ;)

07-29-2002, 02:22 AM
dude kyle would kill yoda. he'd kill yoda so bad yoda would be.... ummm... let me get back to you on that

07-29-2002, 02:33 AM
everyone THINKS he's old and feeble, but in REALITY he'd annihilate kyle and besides, I just hate looking at kyle, he seems like sucha normal character, there isnt anything MAJORLY cool about him excpet he can use both dark and light side powers and thats about it, no cool moves, no wierd ways of speaking; just a guy with a lightsaber.

07-29-2002, 04:53 AM
ok lets see a senile geriatric or a corny egotistical newbie, hmmmm....

07-29-2002, 04:58 AM
but you forgot one thing,, what if........ i mean what are the consequenses

if yoda wins : then jan is going to run in the room and leave kyle there to die because then shes going to make love to a midget n show kyle the finga!!

if kyle wins : then kyle would chop yoda in 16 pieces and feed the little ***** to the sandworms or smt..then jan would come running in and start hugging kyle but then (click) (slash) ``i hated the beyotch anyway...``

`feel free to change the story..

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07-29-2002, 05:24 AM
kyle, die, he will