Pants

[Shadow Angel]

Okay, this is something really funny that I found several months ago. I don't remember where it came from, but I think it was TheForce.net (www.theforce.net.)

More than) 25 Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you
substitute the word "Pants":

1) A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the
presence of my old master.

2) You are unwise to lower your pants.

3) We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up
or down.

4) She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a
detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally,
Commander.

5) These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it
where it counts.

6) I find your lack of pants disturbing.

7) These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I
suggest we use it.

8) Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more
time!

9) General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.

10) I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

11) TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?

12) Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

13) Governor Tarkin. I recognised your foul pants when I was
brought on board.

14) You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.

15) Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.

16) Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

17) That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!

18) Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants
more heavily guarded than this.

19) Maybe you'd like to get back in your pants, your highness.

20) Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong.
Especially for your sister!

21) Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants
at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

22) Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all,
Chewie.

23) Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken
control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops
arrive.

24) I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.

25) You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.

26) No! No different! Only different in your pants!

27) Perhaps you are not as pants as the Emperor thought.

28) But with my pants down I cant even see; how am I supposed to fight?

29) There is a great disturbance in my pants.
I have felt it, my Master.

30) Judge me by my pants do you?

31) The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the
power of my pants.

32) Threepio, see if you can get our pants back.

33) My ally is my pants. And a powerful ally it is.

34) Its your fathers pants. These are the weapons of a Jedi Knight.

35) Wait a minute; I know those pants...

36) Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerers pants Lord Vader.

37) My pants are dirty.
What are you afraid of? My pants are dirty too.

38) You weak minded fool; he's using a Jedi pants trick.

39) Release your pants, only your hatred can destroy me.

40) You don't need to see our pants...
These aren't the pants your looking for.

41) These pants might not smell good, but it'll keep you warm.

42) Will someone get these walking pants out of my way?

43) What good will pants be against that?

44) The Imperials don't consider an attack by small one man fighters to
be much of a threat, otherwise they would have tightened their
pants.

45) Well... she's got a lot of pants..

46) At last we will reveal our pants to the Jedi.

47) Naked?! My pants are showing?!

48) Your pants will freeze before you reach the first marker!

49) Bountyhunters! We don't need their pants.

50) You shall pay the price for your lack of pants.

51) But he asks the impossible. I need more pants.

52) The Emperor is most displeased with your apparent lack of pants.

53) You are unwise to lower your pants!

54) Boy, you said it, Chewie. Where did you dig up that old pants?

[obi]

Go to the jediknight.net forums in the cantina, and me and a few others made some more episode II pants.
here are a few that we came up with:

"The thought of loosing your pants.......is unbearable."-palpy

"Around the pants, a perimiter create!"- Yoda

"Just being around her again is......intoxicating my pants."-Anakin

"Pants pass in time."-Obi-wan

"Where are you going?" -Padm'e /"To find my pants." -Anakin

"I will not sign your treaty untill her pants are on my desk!" -Nute Gunray

edit-Just thought of another!

"Get your pants, we're leaving." -Jango

[SPY_jmr1]

*must.... resist..... urge.... to..... sticky.... thread.... URHHHHH!!!!!....*

aha... thats better...

damn those were funny:D

hey obi! this cantina place sounds interesting....

I am thinking of invading...:D


um... brb;)

[obi]

The cantina is where my home was before this dreaded JKO game came out! It was the place to be. Before the dark times. Before LucasForums. :p

(How much do you want to make it a sticky thread? :D)

[XERXES]

:lol: :rofl: :lol:

[Shadow Angel]

Sticky thread? You mean where it always stays at the top? That would be sweet. Does anyone have any more of these?

[obi]

"Your going to pay for the pants you've killed today, Dooku!" -Anakin

"MAce Windu gave you strict orders to protect my pants!" -Padme

"Senator Amidala. The attack on the landing platform, terrible it was. Seeing you alive again brings warm feelings to my pants." -Yoda

[SPY_jmr1]

Originally posted by obi-wan13
"Your going to pay for the pants you've killed today, Dooku!" -Anakin

"MAce Windu gave you strict orders to protect my pants!" -Padme

"Senator Amidala. The attack on the landing platform, terrible it was. Seeing you alive again brings warm feelings to my pants." -Yoda

"Pants? Whills dont even WARE Pants!" unknown:D

"You know whats great about this outfit? he can- he can crap his pants and no one will ever notice!":D

[obi]

Originally posted by SPY_jmr1


"Pants? Whills dont even WARE Pants!" unknown:D

"You know whats great about this outfit? he can- he can crap his pants and no one will ever notice!":D

Diet Pants? You Jest!
:p

Star Wars episode I : The Phantom Pants
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Pants
Star WArs episode IV: Some New Pants
Star Wars Episode V: The Pants strike back
Star Wars episode VI: Return of the pants

:D

[SPY_jmr1]

Star WArs episode IV: Some New Pants

thats "Star WArs episode IV: A New Pant" you goof!:D

[obi]

Originally posted by SPY_jmr1


thats "Star WArs episode IV: A New Pant" you goof!:D

ok Mr. Proper-English man, You tell me if that makes sense!! :p

"Dark pants I sense in you." - Yoda

[XERXES]

take off your pants and jacket.:D

[shidobu]

Anger, Fear, Agression, the dark side of the pants are they.

:D :yoda:

[obi]

"You where right about one thing master, The pants were short."-Obi

"I'm a Toydarian! Mind tricks don't work on me! only pants!" -Watto

"Eh, neh la chu wappa pants!" - Greedo
:D

[shidobu]

Look sir, Pants!

:trooper:

[obi]

"I truely, deeply, love your pants." -Padme

"You will have pants, I promise." - Obi

"Pants......Yourng Skywalker is in pants!" - Yoda

"You know master, I couldn't really find any pants I liked." -Anakin

[Old_Ben]

Anakin don't do anything before first consulting me or my pants

The Chosen One the boy may be. Nevertheless, grave danger do I sense in his pants

Put down your pants - they win this round

Great pants kid. Don't get cocky

There's no mystical force that controls my pants

[Pedantic]

"The Force is strong with these pants."

[Tyrion]

But I was going to the Toshe Station to get some power pants!

[Tyrion]

His pants is higher than any other jedi.Not even master Yoda has as high pants.

[Tyrion]

You will not believe your eyes when the pants rises-Yoda in ESB

[Lime-Light]

"I see you have constructed some new pants...your skills have improved"

[Tyrion]

I am your pants,Luke.

[Pedantic]

Actually, your ESB Yoda quote was from the Star Wars Gangsta Rap. ;) And I like the use of three separate posts to convey your lines. ;)

[obi]

"Looking for Pants? FOund some pants I say you have, yes!" - Yoda


"These aren't the Pants your looking for." - Ben(obi-wan)Kenobi

[Shadow Angel]

Dude, you could have just put all that in one post. No wonder you're in spam rehab. (actually, I don't mind that kind of spamming)

"Your feeble pants are no match for the power of the Dark Side."

or

"Your feeble skills are no match for the power of my pants."

[Old_Ben]

We will be watching your pants very closely- Palpatine

[Tyrion]

Originally posted by Pedantic
Actually, your ESB Yoda quote was from the Star Wars Gangsta Rap. ;) And I like the use of three separate posts to convey your lines. ;)

I wonder if Spy will merge them all together....

Quote

I killed the pants.Every single one of them.Even the females and children.

I will become the most powerful pants ever

[Old_Ben]

We have 200,000 pants ready and a million more on the way

[Tyrion]

Mesa gonna pants?

[obi]

"now Viceroy, we will wear new pants." - QUeen Amidala

"I sold that pair of pants....to someone all the way on the other side of Mos Eisly. Man named Lars."- Watto

One from SPY-

"Operation Pants go byebye."

[Lime-Light]

"I'll ask you one more time. Where is the secrt rebel base?"
"Pants. The rebel base is on pants"
"You see? I told you she could be reasoned with. Fire wen ready."

[Tyrion]

Want some pants,bud?

You will not sell pants,you will go home and rethink your life.

[Old_Ben]

Originally posted by Tyrion
You will not believe your eyes when the pants rises-Yoda in ESB

It should be "if you don't believe your eyes watch my pants arise"

[Tyrion]

I think he's the chosen pants.

[Lime-Light]

Thats no moon. Thats pants.

[Tyrion]

Just launch the pants into the thermal exhaust tube.

[Lime-Light]

"Yeeees. Take your pants. Strike me down. Then your path to the darkside wil be complete."

[Shadow Angel]

Originally posted by Old_Ben


It should be "if you don't believe your eyes watch my pants arise"

I thought the original Gangsta' Rap line was, "Don't be unwise to judge me by my size. You won't believe your eyes, watch the X-wing rise."

[Tyrion]

Begun,the pants war has.

[Lime-Light]

I am C3p0, protocol droid. I am fluent in over 6 million forms of pants

[Tyrion]

Our pants are fobbiden.

[Shadow Angel]

This might be a bit mature, but this is hilarious. Some rather suggestive lines from the SW trilogy....

'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'

'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'

'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'

'You've got something jammed in here real good.'

'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'

'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'

'Sorry about the mess...'

'Look at the size of that thing!'

'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'

'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'

'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'

'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'

'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'

'But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...'

'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'

'Hurry up, golden-rod...'

'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like
that, huh kid?'

'Possible he came in through the south entrance.'

'And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!'

'Control, control! You must learn control!'

'Hey, point that thing someplace else.'

'I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master.'

'I never knew I had it in me.'

'There is good in him, I've felt it.'

'Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one.'

'Back door, huh? Good idea!'

'She's gonna blow!'

'I think you'll fit in nicely.'

'Rise, my friend.'

'Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!'

[Lime-Light]

/\
What does that have to do with pants?

"RRAAAAWWWGFFFpantsFFGHHFKFKK" -Chewie. (Yes, I am out of ideas)

[Shadow Angel]

Nothing. I didn't want to start a whole new thread, but it was so funny I couldn't resist putting it somewhere.

[BCanr2d2]

"Pants not make one great"

[Divine Spirit]

"when 900 pants you have, look as good you will not"

"There's always bigger pants." --Qui-Gon

"join me and we can rule the pants together, father and son"

"you pants scum!"

"I was not elected to watch my pants suffer and die while you discuss this invasion in a commitee." --Queen Amidala

"Always there are two there are: master and pants." --Yoda

"I think we're going to have to accept Federation pants for the time being." --Senator Palpatine

"Will I ever see you again?" --Anakin
"What do your pants tell you?" --Shmi

"At last we will reveal our pants to the Jedi." --Darth Maul

"Wipe them out. All of their pants." --Darth Sidious

"After that army takes control the pants, they will come here and take control of you." --Obi-Wan

"You refer to the pants of the one who will bring balance to the force." --Mace Windu

"I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to pants." --Queen Amidala

"Get to your pants!" - Queen Amidala

"The pants are dangerous, they all sense it, why can't you?" --Obi-Wan

"Our pants are dying senator, we must act quickly." --Queen Amidala

"You were right about one thing Master. The pants were short." --Obi-Wan

"And when they find us, they will pants us, grind us into tiny pieces, then blast us into oblivion." --Obi-Wan

"Are you sure about this? Trusting our pants to a boy we hardly know?" --Padme

"We are symbionts with the pants." --Qui-Gon

"Of course you know our pants are perfectly legal." --Nute Gunray

"We would be happy to recieve the ambassators' pants." --Nute Gunray

"This is my apprentice Darth Maul. He will find your lost pants." --Darth Sidious

"You should be proud of your son, he gives with no thought of pants" --Qui-Gon

"I happen to have a Chance cube... Blue, the boy. Red, his pants" --Watto

"What do you think you're some kinda Jedi waving your pants around like that?" --Watto

"What was it?" --Obi-Wan
"I don't know, but it was well trained in the Jedi pants." --Qui-Gon

"It's off the charts! Not even master Yoda has a pants count that high." --Obi-Wan

"Pants are microscopic organisms that live in our blood cells." --Qui-Gon

"Be mindful of your pants, boy." --Mace Windu

"Always two pant legs there are. No more, no less." --Yoda

"I sense an unusual amount of fear for something as trivial as this pants dispute." --Qui-Gon

"This is where Chancellor Valorum's pants will disappear." --Senator Palpatine

"I saw your pants. Only a Jedi carries that kind of weapon." --Anakin

"Your little pants are at an end, your highness." --Nute Gunray

"My pants will be the entry fee. They're in good order, except for the parts I need." --Qui Gon

"Monsters out dere, leakin in here, all sinkin and no pants? When are youza thinkin weza in trouble?" --Jar-Jar

"R2, get us out of these pants, they're gonna get us both killed!" --Anakin

"That is why we must not fail to get the pants." --Amidala

"Ah yes! Pants! We got lots of that." --Watto

"And you, young Skywalker, we will watch your pants with great intrest." --Senator Palpantine

"Thank you for your pants, we leave in peace." --Qui-Gon

"My pants are showing! Oh dear..." --Threepio

"I'm sorry I didn't finish you, Threepio. Give you pants and all. You've been a great pal." --Anakin

"Mom, Mom! We sold the pants! Look at all the money we made!" --Anakin

"Qui-Gon told me to stay in these pants, and thats what I'm going to do." --Anakin

"No pants are worth two slaves. Not by a long shot." --Watto

"I'm a Toydarian. Mind tricks don't work on me. Only pants." --Watto

"Your thoughts dwell on your pants." --Ki-Adi-Mundi

"I care for you too...only I...miss...." --Anakin
"Your pants?" --Padme

"I do not believe the pants could have returned without us knowing." --Mace Windu

"Impossible, the pants have been extinct for a millennia."- Ki-Adi-Mundi

"And no one else has Nubian pants, I guarantee you that!" --Watto

"If the pants were correct, I will find them quickly, master." --Darth Maul

"Negotiations? We've lost all pants!" --Sio Bibble

"Gungans no liken pants!" --Jar-Jar

"Qui-Gon's in pants. Over there, fly low." --Obi-Wan

"They have pants on Malastare. Very fast, very dangerous." --Qui-Gon

"He will find your missing pants." --Darth Sidious

"Everything revolves around those awful pants." --Shmi

"Confer upon you the pants of Jedi Knight the council does." --Yoda

"Put down your pants; they’ve won this round." --Amidala

"Pants are very, very dangerous." --Anakin

"My pants tell me they will destroy you." --Qui-Gon

"The prize money would more than pay for the pants they need." --Anakin

"Ooohhh. There goes Quadrinaro's pants!" --Announcer

[Tyrion]

I see we are equally strong with the force,lets see how our pants skills are-Dooku.

[SPY_jmr1]

TY!!!!!!! dont make me get the pants!!!! ROARRRRR!!!!!:D

btw, yeah I can merge your posts, but its a real PITA, ifyou know what I mean...

if you dont stop at 1k, I'm coming after you with a board with a nail in the end...:p :D

[Tyrion]

Originally posted by SPY_jmr1
TY!!!!!!! dont make me get the pants!!!! ROARRRRR!!!!!:D

Aw dyg nabbit,pantsS!

Why dont you make me a mod then?I would learn my lessons,and I would have to set a good example.Plus,we need another mod....

[obi]

Originally posted by Tyrion


Plus,we need another mod....

Which is exactly why I think I should be the next mod. :D


Anyways, I have some of those "suggestive" lines from star wars:

"Queen Amidala is young and naive. You will find controlling her will not be difficult." -Paply

"Now, lets blow this thing and get outta here!" -Han

[Tyrion]

Originally posted by obi-wan13


Which is exactly why I think I should be the next mod. :D



Hmmmm.....why dont we both become mods,you becuz you earned it and me becuz I need it to learn.

pssst....hey admin,make me a happy man and make me a mod,you will get a treat if you do

[obi]

Originally posted by Tyrion


you becuz you earned it

I would now like to take the time to point that statement out to administration. Hope your reading this Kurgan!!!:D :D :D


Being a mod would be cool, but I guess pretty hard. But, if the right person reads this thread........:D

Hey Tyrion, I'm curious, what is the little treat you will give the mods? :D


"How you get so big wearing pants of these kind?" -Yoda

[Tyrion]

Originally posted by obi-wan13


Tyrion being a mod would be cool.



Thx for the kind words.

See,I can fight fire with fire,too.

Edit- you didnt rearange my words?

[obi]

No, i didn't rearrange your words, i just left out a few. :D

[XERXES]

Originally posted by shidobu
Look sir, Pants!

:trooper:

we have a winner, too bad there is no way to put pants in "hey! you there!"

:trooper: lets see some pants.
:ben: you dont need to see his pants.
:trooper: i dont need to see his pants.
:ben: you may move along
:trooper: move along, move along...

[Skuttle24]

LOL


:trooper: Hey u there...i like your pants


:yoda:Strong am i in the pants...but not that strong

[obi]

Boba Fettish

"Heeeey! Nice shoes!"

:fett:

[Skuttle24]

:yoda:fear leads to anger...anger leads to pants...pants are the path to the dark side.

[Skuttle24]

:yoda: Slimy Pants!!! This is my home!!!

[Skuttle24]

:lando: Pull up!!! Pull up!!! The pants are still up!!!

[Skuttle24]

:vadar: Luke...I am your pants.
:vadar: Search your pants...you know it be true.

[Skuttle24]

:ben: Use the pants Luke




Some dude: Luke, is something wrong? He put his pants away.

[Skuttle24]

Leia: I love pants
Han: I know

[Crazy_Taco]

Since we are equal in the force, we shall decide by the skill of the pants-Count Dooku
You are here to inspect the pants army-Kaminoan
Mesa propose to vote the chancellor emergency pants-Jar-Jar Idiot
He doesnt take pants this guy-Jango Fett
Guess we'll have to use the seismic pants-Jango Fett
I call this agressive pants-Padme Amidala
To the forward pants center, take me-Yoda
Conduct all of your fire on the nearest pants-Yoda

[Skuttle24]

the odds of succesfully navigating pants are 78923388:1

[Skuttle24]

My pants boke off...artoo, c if u can't lok em down

[Skuttle24]

I sense a disturbance in the pants...as if millions cried out and then were suddenly pantsed

[Skuttle24]

i don't love him like that...u see, luke is my pants

[Old_Ben]

Many Bothan pants died bring us this information.

[Darth Groovy]

Master wer're short on pants.

Either way, we're running out of Pants.

The Queen's pants maybe.....but not enough to barter in the amount your suggesting.

They think they so smarty, they think they pants is so big!

I am Queen Amidala of the Naboo, we wish to form an alliance with you.....I come in pants.

The Naboo system has been invaded by the droid armies of the pants.

The Republic is not what it once was, the senate is full of greedy squabling pants.

Any pants here would be pretty hot!

Uh Oh big goober pants....huge ol' thing!

Ahhh maxi big da pants, well dat smells stinkawhif!

Whoa yousa pants bombad!

When the storm settles I'll show you my pants.

Jar Jar stay away from those pants you'll go numb for hours.

I guess you can kiss your pants franchise goodbye.

At last we shall reveal our pants to the Jedi....at last we shall have revenge.

[Darth Groovy]

Impossible, nothing can get through our pants!

Better dead here than dead in the pants!

Be mindfull of the Living pants young padawan.

Republic pants are no good here I need something more real.

That is the sound of a thousand terrible pants heading this way!

They have pants on Malistare, very fast, very dangerous.

If you win you keep all of the winnings minus the cost of the pant's I need. If we lose you keep my ship.

Startin' up da pants!

There was no pant's. I gave birth to him, I raised him....I can't explain what happened.

Annie you gave pants to those who had none.

Uh oh, big pants!

I have a bad feeling about pants.

[Tyrion]

I had to use aggresive pants

[Darth Groovy]

I truly deeply love pants.

Jeezum Crow! I love this thread!!!!!!! :D