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07-10-2002, 08:52 AM
Fun Game! Say something about:

^ the perosn above you
< You
V The person below you

I'll start

^ there is no one above me
< I just ate green apple lickorish
V Will want to read my fanfics at my site: ZeroWing2101 (http://www23.brinkster.com/zerowing)

King Andrei
07-11-2002, 12:43 AM
Above: Dunno.
Me: I like chocolate
Bellow: Uh... next?

07-11-2002, 01:34 AM

07-12-2002, 08:54 PM
Well this one is a little more above one word answers.

Above : Thinks He's Clever
Me: Knows He's Clever :xp:
Below: Is going to attempt to flame Me.

07-12-2002, 10:04 PM
you suck.

07-12-2002, 10:26 PM
Above: Is a very funny guy.
Me: Is Seemingly psychic
Below: Is a big fan of paruchute pants.

07-12-2002, 11:53 PM
^ Now I am :D
< Posted this game in about 7 other fourms
V Will be a girl

King Andrei
07-14-2002, 03:40 PM
You wish!;P

07-14-2002, 04:49 PM
Above: Because they posted is seemingly hiding something
me: Is laughing at this new information about andrei
Below: Probably finds this revelation about andrei amusing aswell

King Andrei
07-14-2002, 06:53 PM
Above: Oh, yeah! I'm 'defenetly' hiding something. Wouldn't you like to know.... :):D;P
Me: Drunk you, I ain't ****! (That's GB122's old status really.)
Bellow: Will be a girl.:D

07-14-2002, 08:05 PM
Above: Is obnoxious.
Me: Is a hypocrite.
Below: Will be of indistinguishable sex.

07-15-2002, 12:47 AM
Above: Has a very good point.
Me: .........
Below: Will most likely be Andrei555

07-15-2002, 01:33 AM
Above: Is Different
Me: Is Weird
Below: Is Strange

Mr. Teliot
07-15-2002, 06:19 AM
/\ is full'o ****.
< admits he likes the new Korn album.
V doesn't know who Korn are.

edit: How come all my posts get cesnsored? Fascists!

07-15-2002, 07:43 AM
Loves Korn

Eats Corn

Is allergect to Corn

07-15-2002, 12:03 PM
^ wishes he was a pirate
< is a pirate (in a sense)
V will have some kind of star wars avatar, something incomprehensible to say, and an obnoxiously long tag about some kind of cyber crime or something

07-15-2002, 02:43 PM
Above : Mistakes me for Andrei555

Me: Truly has nothing Against Andrei555

Below: Eats alot Of Mac and Cheese.

07-16-2002, 05:47 PM
Above: Seems like a nice guy.
Me: Seems like a nice guy until he eats your grandmother.
Below: Will flame Andrei555

07-16-2002, 05:58 PM
Above: Leave her alone!
Me: Take this Andrei555! Mmmm, flame grilled...
Below: Will one day discover the inter-Mercurial planet as predicted by Leverier.

07-17-2002, 01:28 AM
Above: Err...Yeah
Me: Likes Pie
Below: Likes ******* Pie

07-17-2002, 05:31 PM
Mmmm, asterisk pie.

07-18-2002, 03:33 AM
Above: Reminds me of Homer Simpson (and that was probably intended)

Me: Prefers cake

Below: Will say something lame about cakes

07-18-2002, 05:31 AM
^ Mmmmm irotic cake...
< LoL Looking for that WAV
V wants to hear it

07-18-2002, 06:02 AM
Above: Here's your wave:
WAVE (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/sounds/seinfeldcd.wav)
Me: Is trying to buy Discworld II.
Below: Is attempting to steal something... but I don't know what - yet.

07-18-2002, 12:17 PM
Above: Hasn't read a Discworld book in his life and doesn't deserve DW 2.
Me: Hoping that the person below me will inflate my ego.
Below: Is really Ron Gilbert in a penguin costume.

07-18-2002, 11:48 PM
(uh oh, he knows my secret!!)

Err... Nevermind

*walks away with his fellow penguin friends*

07-19-2002, 03:22 AM
Originally posted by spoon_man
Above: Hasn't read a Discworld book in his life and doesn't deserve DW 2.

I actually own the first seven discworld novels, and am looking forward to getting the rest. I like the first two the most, with Rincewind, but Mort is great as well. Do I "deserve" it now?

07-20-2002, 07:17 PM
Above: Didn't realise I was joking.
Me: Is sorry.
Below: Best be inflating my ego!

King Andrei
07-21-2002, 10:18 AM
Originally posted by sultan12
Will have some kind of star wars avatar, something incomprehensible to say, and an obnoxiously long tag about some kind of cyber crime or something

HEY! I that's just a signature.:p

King Andrei
07-21-2002, 10:19 AM
OK, back to game:

Above: Was me.
Me: Is me.
Bellow: Will be me. (spam:D)

King Andrei
07-21-2002, 10:20 AM

07-21-2002, 10:42 AM
above: Is the Spam King
me: Spams once every four years
below : is thinking mmmmmmm spam.

07-21-2002, 10:44 PM
above: Is a Spammer
me: loves to eat......ummmm.....spam.....
below: Is a vegitarian

07-21-2002, 11:01 PM
Above: Meanie
Me: Crying because he's a spammer
Below: will be nice and tell me i don't spam.

07-21-2002, 11:36 PM
above: I'm sorry, you don't spam
me: mmmmmm........spam..........
below: Is a vegitarian

Ben Whatsisname
07-21-2002, 11:40 PM
^ Is a big fan of pink meat made from (S)quirrels, (P)ossums (A)nd (M)ice
< Is a vegitarian only because I eat meat that only comes from brain-damaged cows, and nice because I hate spammers with long signatures that talks about how they molest fourteen-year-olds after wanking to playboys and online porn, then play Counter-Strike instead of learning how to spell properly.
V Probably worships Andrei555 or has the same hobbies as him.

08-02-2002, 05:39 PM
^ Thinks that I probably worship Andrei555 or have the same hobbies as him.
< Thinks that the person below me will like mushrooms.
V Likes mushrooms

08-02-2002, 05:52 PM
^Will be first against the wall when the revolution comes.
<Is secretly (oops) plotting the downfall of civilisation.
V Their name is also going on ze list.

Ben Whatsisname
08-02-2002, 05:55 PM
^ According to a history book sent to me from the future, was actually the first against the wall when the revolution came
< Is dead sexy
V Wishes they could hang with me in person.

King Andrei
08-03-2002, 04:09 AM
Up: Is WAY off track...
Me: Is armed.
Down: Is in love with someone and will tell us...:D

08-03-2002, 01:50 PM
^ Writes in prose that is painful to even try to understand
< Is gonna play through MI3 today
V Took "english as a second language" course

King Andrei
08-04-2002, 03:14 AM
Up: My English is not perfect though. I don't know how to swear when you piss me off about the size of my sig.:mad:

Me: Hates people who keep saying: "Your sig is too big."

Down: Whoever it is, he/she BETTER get over it!:mad::mad:

08-04-2002, 08:09 AM
^ Is an idiot who has no personality and an annoying signature.
< Doesn't need a signature.
V Will have a better signature than Andrei

08-04-2002, 08:46 AM
VSomeone else who dislikes King Andrei

King Andrei
08-07-2002, 05:03 AM
^ Do not underestimate me, foolish mortal! I shall destroy you!:lightning

Brothers, come give me a hand!!!!

With please!:lightning :lightning :lightning


> Thinks PTCD and scabb both suck!

V Thinks I suck, but hasn't got proof!;P

08-07-2002, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by King Andrei

> Thinks PTCD and scabb both suck!

Exactly, Andrei. That arrows pointing at noone.
:lol: :rofl: :lol:

08-07-2002, 04:31 PM
^ Does not suck
< Thinks that King Andrei's sig is not bad anymore (It used to be awful)
V Has a rock named Bob

08-18-2002, 08:37 PM
^ Believe it or not... I...think i do.... O.o
< I like cheese
V Also likes cheese

08-18-2002, 10:37 PM
^ Is right, I like most cheeses
< Likes Brie
V Thinks brie is guano

08-18-2002, 10:45 PM
^ Whats Brie?
> Likes Toe Cheese
V Doesn't know what toe cheese is

08-18-2002, 10:50 PM
^ Icky toe cheese
< Brie is a soft cheese you can spread on crackers. It is only a mildly moldy cheese
V Likes Swiss Cheese

08-19-2002, 08:05 AM
^ Likes Crackers
> Likes Swiss Cheese on Toast with penust butter
v Dislikes penuts

08-19-2002, 03:21 PM
^ changed his avatar since i last visited (old one = better)
< dislikes peanuts, but likes peanut butter
V will not be King Andreii, cannot be King Andreii EVER again! (thank god)

08-19-2002, 03:29 PM
^ 'Ello
< Is not King Andrei, and never liked him.
V Needs to eat chopped liver

08-19-2002, 06:59 PM
^ Yuck! ^_~
< Eating another animals organ sickens me...only the animals muscles
V Likes Grog

08-20-2002, 08:38 AM
^Likes Muscular Animals
< Will one day "TAKE ON THE WORLD!"
v Is completely insane.

Ben Whatsisname
08-20-2002, 02:27 PM
^ Thinks I'm completly insane
< Has little voices that say I still have a way to go
V their little voices are mad at them and aren't talking to them anymore

The Adventurer
08-20-2002, 02:37 PM
^Likes Linux
<has a web comic Smash Friends (www.geocities.com/smash_friends)
V Will comment on Smash Friends.

Ben Whatsisname
08-20-2002, 03:51 PM
^ Obviously loves Nintendo
< Undoubtedly abhors consoles
V Probably has every console ever made

08-20-2002, 05:31 PM
^ WRONG!!!
> only has a computer
V has a computer

08-20-2002, 07:02 PM
^ Isn't as good as I am at Pong.
> If by computer, you refer to Charles Babbage and his machinery, then no, I don't. I have a PC, PSone, Gamecube, Gameboy (original), 2 Game & Watch, SNES, Megadrive. Wheeeee!
V Will make a statement about my 'computer' collection. Good or bad remains to be seen.

08-20-2002, 07:06 PM
^ Likes consoles. Therefore is COOL.
< Has a PSX, PS2, Dreamcast, N64, Gameboy, Gameboy Colour, Gameboy Advance and a PC, and is attempting to get a SNES from DreadLocksDude (His mummy wont let him sell it)
V Is a L00Z4H who hates consoles :P

08-21-2002, 11:14 AM
^Is in league with Bill Gates and all his little wizards.
<Is currently using a computer.
v Still uses their fingers to count.

08-21-2002, 11:33 AM
^ Thinks Double Dragon sucks
< Loves Double Dragon
V Loves Double Dragon tooo, because it is one of the greatest games of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

08-22-2002, 03:47 AM
Here, copy what I have written inside the following quotations for all of your following posts in this thread:


^ him
< me
V you


if we do this right maybe we can, as Double fine's info cow suggested, create a loop that will destroy the internet.

08-22-2002, 04:23 AM
^Idiot (Not everyone is male :P)
< Person who likes to nitpick/ruin stuff
V Hopefully a Moderator with a big key that locks things

Ben Whatsisname
08-22-2002, 05:16 AM
^ Gripes too much.
< Is a moderator (in the Full Throttle forum) and has something big alright but...heh...it ain't a key...
V Will probably be mad about my bragging and/or try to insult me by calling me a liar, but how would they know if I was lying or not?

08-22-2002, 05:22 AM
^ FILTHY LIAR :evil6:
< Gripes a lot
V Avid pornography fan

08-22-2002, 05:35 AM
^ Assumes correctly. :D
< Is currently listening to The Gone Jackals and wishing FT2 will look/be better than the trailers would lead to believe.
V Is going to flame me for not being crazy about the FT trailers.

08-22-2002, 07:29 AM
^ The what trailers?

< look at mi madd inglish skillz

V Agree's that it's a fine day for a lynching.

08-22-2002, 10:22 AM
^ Is one day late. We lynched yesterday. Where were you?

< Thinks "Well, we could do a lynch today as well".

V Wants us all to hug a tree and stay good.

08-22-2002, 11:22 AM
^ Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver!
> *drools* ummmm...... Beaver
V Wishs that he was a real boy!

08-22-2002, 03:10 PM
^Is of ambiguous and indeterminate gender.
< Is just too amazing for words.
V Likes to scare little children.

08-22-2002, 03:24 PM
^ Boo!!!
> Likes to play with matchs and Propane
V inhales propane

08-23-2002, 05:16 PM
^Sells propane and propane accessories.
< Knows things.
V Has more limbs than brain cells.

08-23-2002, 06:11 PM
^ is wrong about the Brain thing!
> *sniffs propane*
V doesn't think i'm stupid!

08-23-2002, 06:47 PM
^ doesnt get king of the hill references
< watched King of the Hill 20 mins ago
V goes by the name Rusty ShackleFord

08-23-2002, 08:31 PM
^ Goes by the name of sultan12
<Goes by the name of Nick, only Nick and if anyone calls me anything otherwise, I'll, I'll, aww what the heck...lol
V Think swiss is gross but like cream cheese (yummmmmmm)

08-24-2002, 09:36 AM
^ I'm neutral when it comes to the Swiss. But I do like cream cheese.

< Everyone needs a hobby. For instance, I collect severed heads.

V Is the Devil incarnate.

08-24-2002, 12:20 PM
^ Is a boy right???
< Is a boy (No Duh, look at me avatar!)
V Is a.............................girl!

08-24-2002, 12:51 PM
^ Damn, You found my secret!
> (Psst...... I'm a boy!)
V Knows that there are no girls on Mixnmojo!

08-24-2002, 01:02 PM
^ ...
< There arent girls? DANG!
V Cant play MI4 on thier comp because the game freezes when he/she tries to save.

08-24-2002, 01:34 PM
^ Is almost right
< Had to buy the PS2 version
V closely resembles a pikmin

08-24-2002, 03:55 PM
^ How much does the PS2 version cost?
< Has a PS2
V Doesn't have a PS2

08-24-2002, 05:31 PM
^ aye.
< aye!
V aye?

08-24-2002, 05:58 PM
^ lies
< Thinks Zombies Ate My Neighbors is the greatest LA game ever
V Thinks Star Wars: Masters Of the Taras Kasi is the greatest LA game ever.

08-24-2002, 08:07 PM
^ is quite mad
< bought PS2 EMI for £19.99
V can buy it here (http://www.playserver2.com/play247.asp?page=promo&r=PS2&id=35) for £14.99

08-25-2002, 04:38 PM
^ Found a bargain.
< Will not buy EMI twice. I'd buy some of the other LEC games twice, or more, and have! But not EMI.
V Is fond of cheese. Some might say, overly-fond. Beware of this person.

08-25-2002, 05:19 PM
^ what is it with you guys a cheese!
> *eats cheese*
V knows that cheese is very high in fat and cholestarol

Ben Whatsisname
08-26-2002, 03:29 AM
^ knows cheese is full of fat & cholesterol, but eats it anyway
< Knows cheese is a mold and is not declared "ready for sale" intil it has at least an inch of "hair" growing on it, at which point, the cheese is "shaved", sliced, and sold, but eats it anyway.
V Will probably never eat cheese again without thinking twice about it.

08-26-2002, 04:54 AM
^ The Information Cow
< Got so bored looking after kids last night that he ate far too much cheese
V Rented a video last week

08-26-2002, 02:18 PM
^ No

< I did steal a car, though.

V Forget what I just said

08-26-2002, 05:05 PM
^ OK
< Thinks its funny how AcrylicGuitar asks people from different countries how much the PS2 version of EMI costs. :p
V Agrees

08-26-2002, 05:07 PM
^ I could've sworn I had something to say to you, but I can't for the life of me think what it was you did
< Is toying with the idea of getting a therapist. Just someone I pay to talk to without talking back. Maybe I could try and seduce her too.
V Knows I won't do it. Because they told me about their own experiences with therapists, didn't you:

08-26-2002, 06:30 PM
^ Possibly a question about the avatars?
< Is cunfuzzled as well as tired
V Is not...

08-26-2002, 08:50 PM
^ Correcto, well not the confuzzled part
< Is easily confuzzled
V Thinks confuzzled is a funny word

08-26-2002, 08:59 PM
^ I like
< I am a male
V Is too ;) (i win)

08-26-2002, 10:12 PM
^is correct
<is male
Vread my post

08-27-2002, 11:01 AM
^ crappy post
> Likes Taking a Crap because it is so relieveing!
V Likes taking a crap!

Ben Whatsisname
08-27-2002, 05:09 PM
^ eats lots of fiber
< has a crap on deck that could choke a donkey
V is constipated and hates us both

08-27-2002, 06:59 PM
^ Liar! Liar! Crap on fire!
< Is chewing gum, which will eventually make me crap.
V Can blow a bubble with his nose.

08-28-2002, 12:49 PM
^ thinks I'm a skilled gum-chewer
< is afraid of trying it because it might cover my hair afterwards
V is a jerk!

Muahahaha...let's see if I can end this game.

Ben Whatsisname
08-28-2002, 05:42 PM
^ is right
< Can be a jerk at times
V Is a LucasArts fan (The game continues - Bwahaha - Ain't I a jerk?)

08-29-2002, 03:59 AM
^ Yes and yes.

< I've got a loverly bunch of coconuts.

V Hands off my nuts. My COCOnuts, that is! (Everybody laugh, I am a comedian)

08-29-2002, 01:35 PM
^is no comedian
<is no comedian
Vis no comedian

09-03-2002, 03:02 PM
^ The secret of comedy is
< Very funny. To look at :(
V timing.

Tall Guy
09-04-2002, 08:42 AM
^ ....
< what was that?
v is probably a better comedian than me :)

09-04-2002, 02:54 PM
^ Is not as tall as he advertises.

< Is probably a better comedian than ANY of you.

V Disagrees.

09-04-2002, 04:21 PM
^ isn't funny
< Isn't funny either!
V Knows that being funny isn't what you say or do but that it is a state of mind!

09-04-2002, 05:25 PM
V The next post is true.

09-04-2002, 05:26 PM
^ The previous post is false.

09-04-2002, 06:16 PM
Like That!

Tall Guy
09-05-2002, 05:18 AM
^ like what....confusion!

< is TWICE the size he advertises

V probably wont agree

09-07-2002, 04:59 PM
^ Is wrong. Because,
< I agree.
V Has an obsession with tyres. More specifically, Michelin.

09-07-2002, 05:56 PM
^Resembles Michelin man
<Wants to punch Michelin man to see if I'd bounce off
VDoesn't know who the Michelin man is

09-07-2002, 06:20 PM
^ You wanna punch me?
< Doesn't know who michelin man is. But has a good idea as I resemble him (apparantly)
V Resembles a tasty gorgonzola.

09-07-2002, 08:52 PM
^ Only the very tastiest

< Radiating hippy love vibes in all directions.

V Hates hippies.

09-07-2002, 10:13 PM
^ is a tree hugger
< is a Nark!
V Is both!

09-08-2002, 06:20 AM
^ Sees no evil
< Speaks no evil
V Hears no evil

09-08-2002, 06:37 AM
^ Are you kidding? I've heard Barbara Streisand sing!

< "Mmm, John Cusack is so dreamy..." Wait, did I just say that out loud?

V Make 'em laugh. Make 'em laugh.

09-08-2002, 07:21 AM
^ Doesn't realise who he's talking to
< Has failed
V Has what I want and refuses to give it to me

09-08-2002, 12:21 PM
^ So you're the one who broke into my room last night!
> Its my 20th anniversary mug dammit. Get your own.
V Has something I don't want, and won't stop posting it to me. How did you get my address, anyway? And stop calling me.

09-09-2002, 03:34 PM
^ Is paranoid.
< Is not paranoid since the whole world is against me.
V Works for the shadow government.

09-10-2002, 03:45 PM
^ Knows just a little bit too much about me...
< Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean I'm not being followed
V Knows what I did last summer

09-11-2002, 01:28 AM
^ I know it involved hot wax and midgets in clown suits. Freak.

< Broke. Flat broke. That's pretty damn broke.

V You have money, don't you? But you won't give me any, you greedy beggar.

09-11-2002, 01:56 AM
^ I don't have much to spare though. ;(
< Noctornal creature.
V You prolly won't know me either.

09-11-2002, 02:00 PM
^ Who are you?
< Who am I?
V I don't know you, but I don't like you.

09-11-2002, 02:07 PM
^ Oh but you DO know me
< This is a random person
V I want to kill you

09-11-2002, 04:19 PM
^ Why do you want to kill me!?
> Is scared for live!
V Wants to kill me a well!

09-11-2002, 06:46 PM
^ Because you are no travel agent
< Gosh, another random person
V Jumps out of 3rd story windows

09-11-2002, 07:08 PM
^ Yeah, Hellbeard is no Bloody travel Agent! I am a demonic being of mass destruction!
> *jumps out window due to crappy user status*
V *reacts to Hellbeard's death*

edit: Demonic Beings Can't Die!

09-11-2002, 07:14 PM
^ Points and laughs
< Gets his swanky frying pan

09-12-2002, 03:21 AM
^ "Owwwwww!" ;_;
< Hi-Jinx *Strikes a match*
V *Hands over a stick of dynomite*

09-12-2002, 04:07 AM
^ Why is the wick on this candle sparking? And why is it burning so fast?..... hold on


< OUCH :mad:

V Avenge my ... death.............

09-12-2002, 12:36 PM
^ It'll cost you.
< Needs to unblock the toilet since his life got flushed down it.
V Has a trouble free existence. The bastard.

09-12-2002, 02:44 PM
^ Ahh well, you know im the best
< Wonders if Mark Rein is still lying to us all
V Always agree's with me

10-07-2002, 02:14 PM
^ Is a wonderer while he thinks he's a wonder.
< Revives an old thread (without using Life Crystals!).
V Wants the dead to rest in peace.

10-07-2002, 06:23 PM
^ If they aren't, sure
< Like to play different games
v Only plays adventure

10-08-2002, 04:00 PM
^ Refuses to let a sleeping thread die
< Is getting tired of this game
V Thinks about replying but decides not to

10-08-2002, 04:38 PM
^ hypocrite

< hypocrite

V is an angry mod. "4 PAGES????!"

10-08-2002, 05:51 PM
^ W00t
< Beats UT2003
V Doesnt have UT2003

10-08-2002, 08:11 PM
^ :cheers: (apparently)
< :cheers: (earlier)
V :cheers: (24/7)

10-09-2002, 06:49 PM
^ Whats your poison?
< Xnay on the oholalcay
V Drinks Guiness. Good chap.

10-09-2002, 08:37 PM
^ Thinks he knows Pig Latin
>Really only posts on the Monkey Island forum
V Will have more posts than me

10-09-2002, 08:43 PM
^Has a lower post count than me
<Lurks around the forums
VStays only at these forums

10-14-2002, 05:41 AM
^ Yup
< Yup
V Yup

10-14-2002, 02:28 PM
^ Nope,
< is Zebag backwards,
V just can't get enough of this thread.

10-15-2002, 08:43 AM
^ This thread is unravelling quickly.
< Has nothing better to do.
V Is a pain in the yarbles, right, right.

10-15-2002, 06:51 PM
^ Watched my favourite film of all time on Sunday evening
< Is a trendy malchick
V Is a weepy young devotchka

10-16-2002, 02:04 PM
^ Is talking in a strange language
< Wonders what the film was
V Doesn't care

10-16-2002, 02:19 PM
^ not totally right
< cares....sort of
V will tell me

10-16-2002, 03:38 PM
^ This strange slang has meddled with thier gullivers. After a bit of spatchka they'll be right right.
< Its 'Electric Banana', the film. Or was it 'wind up pineapple'?
V Will correct me.

10-16-2002, 05:10 PM
^ Uhm, correct what droogy. I wonder what other chellovecks vidied the film the other night.
< Is peeting some moloko plus to sharpen him up for a night of ultra violence.
V Can't make up his razoodocks what to shazat.

10-16-2002, 05:19 PM
^ Knows what Lucastones is on about
< Realises what's happening
V Will now go watch Clockwork Orange

10-16-2002, 06:48 PM
^ Realises what's happening
< Has no idea what is going on....
V Realises what's happening

10-16-2002, 07:34 PM
^ Joey supporter

< Is called Gabez. Probably.

V Is amazed that this has been going on for four pages.

10-16-2002, 07:44 PM
^ realises that this probably will be the longest thread on lucasforums
< its probably 5 pages now
V likes to take the piss

10-16-2002, 08:12 PM
^ couldn't be more wrong
< wonders if he can do the "top-of-the-page-celebration dance" now
V will probably still post on page number 4

10-16-2002, 09:35 PM
up: could be correct.. who cares?

me? hasn't seen the sun in far too long

below: wants to set me freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

10-16-2002, 10:07 PM
^ Fly My Pretty! Fly!
> *Dances at top of page*
V is jealos of my mad skills as a dancer! (not to mention speller)

edit: Damn, I'm not at the top of the page! Just ignore this post.

10-17-2002, 04:17 AM
^ Ha ha! You all tried in vain!
< I WIN! *dance*
V Bow down before me

10-17-2002, 06:17 AM
^ is the lucky winner
< has no idea how many posts are on each page
V will tell me

Tall Guy
10-17-2002, 06:46 AM
^ 87234
< is wrong...
V knows it :D

10-17-2002, 09:28 AM
^ extreme idiot
< says 40
V bit of a royalist

10-17-2002, 12:59 PM
^ Is wrong
< I, BooJaka of the BooJakians, could also be wrong
V Will spot the flaw in my statement

10-17-2002, 04:48 PM
^ couldn't be more wrong
< doesn't spot anything...not even the spotty the spot himself
V spot on!

10-17-2002, 05:57 PM
^ Has just finished reading spot the dog.
< Has spotted a pattern.
V Henceforth shall be known as shorty greasy spot spot.

10-20-2002, 04:58 PM
^Yes sir
< Feels low
V *Sniff*

10-20-2002, 05:40 PM
^ Doesn't deserve this
< Wonders where Samnmax is getting all that Root Beer from
V Wants a Root Beer, eh?

10-20-2002, 05:47 PM
^ woohoo free alcholhohlhol
< gets drunk
V gets drunk daily

10-20-2002, 06:24 PM
^ correct
< infact...is drunk right now aswell
V *burps*

10-20-2002, 06:50 PM
/\ Should visit an AA Meeting
< Has had too much hutspot* --burp--
\/ Doesn't like hutspot


*Hutspot: Dutch stew consisting of carrots, potatoes and braising meat mashed together. (see image below)


10-20-2002, 07:01 PM
^ damn right i dont
< goes and gets a mac donalds
V hates broadband people

10-22-2002, 01:20 PM
^ Should get Broadband
< Is in Broadband heaven :D
V Also has Broadband

10-22-2002, 01:52 PM
^ Likes broadband

< Has 128k!!!111111 After weeks of phone calls and engineers not turning up

V Has had at least 8 hours sleep

10-22-2002, 03:09 PM
^ more like 6 hours sleep
< Loves his ADSL line
V High and Dangerous

10-22-2002, 03:28 PM
^ Is a hypocrit
< Does feel strangely floaty. Must be tiredness
V Is married to a doctor

10-22-2002, 06:54 PM
^ erm...okay
< working on a brilliant plan to kidnapp Bill Gates and steal all his money
V will join me

10-23-2002, 04:18 PM
^ Busted!

< Cannot join you. For I AM BILL GATES! BWAHAHAHA

V Will at some point in thier life have contributed to my fabulous wealth. So, what operating system have you got there, anyway?

10-23-2002, 05:22 PM
^ Evil. EVIL!
< Is running Win 2000, thanks for asking
V Is 40% bug free!

10-25-2002, 08:40 AM
^ Likes long walks along the beach.
< Thinks this game is getting a little too sad.
V Doesn't know what a beach is

10-25-2002, 12:45 PM
^ I can see you've played knifey-spoony before </australian accent>
< likes taking strolls on the sandbox by the sea
V knows this is a happy game :)

10-25-2002, 01:28 PM
^ Is seriously deluded
< Wishes this game would end
V Will be no one (hopefully)

10-27-2002, 07:28 PM
^ wishes the game would end, but posts anyway :rolleyes:
< is only marginally deluded
V knows where 'knifey-spooney' came from

10-27-2002, 07:53 PM
^ Um ok...
< Has an avatar thats purpose can never be destroyed!

10-27-2002, 08:09 PM
^ has an avatar which isn't working...at least for me
< has an avatar which scares everybody
V has an avatar which looks exactly like him/her

10-28-2002, 04:35 AM
^ avatar is not scary
< looks like his avatar!
V thinks about creating a new avatar

10-28-2002, 12:25 PM
^ Isn't scared by babies. For some reason
< Isn't thinking about creating a new avatar. Although...
V Has changed his avatar in the last month

10-28-2002, 01:25 PM
^Is a stinking liar.
< Never lies. Except when he does.
V Wants the truth, but CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

10-29-2002, 04:24 PM
^ Is probably right but will never know
< Wonders about my own truth handling ability
V Will end this once and for all

10-29-2002, 09:20 PM
^ Why i think NOT
< Drunk at this time.. no really
V possibly drunk, but probably nort

10-30-2002, 10:05 AM
^ What arr YOu lookinhg at????
< Wishes he was drunk because then he'd have an excuse.
V Will be adding yet more length to this thread.

10-30-2002, 11:10 AM
< Adds 4.5cm to the thread length
V Wonders why HomeStarRunner.com hasnt been updated

10-30-2002, 04:37 PM
^ Is a metric genius
< Doesn't know what HomeStarRunner.com and is too scared to find out
V Visits HomeStarRunner.com

10-30-2002, 05:43 PM
^ correct
< visits it and likes those "Strong Bad" emails most
V has no idea what I'm saying

10-30-2002, 06:06 PM
^ Couldnt be more wrong.. DELETED
< Likes the sisters e-mail the best.. ahh deleted

10-30-2002, 07:43 PM
^ HooHaa!!!
> HooHaa!!!
V Is already bored of my failure attempt of Humour! HOOHAA!!!!!

10-30-2002, 08:30 PM
^ ..........
< Kicks ass at UT2003
V Kicks monkeys asses

10-30-2002, 09:16 PM
^ I guess...
< enjoys multiplayer 'Monkey Fight'
V wants to play knifey-spooney with the australian from further up the thread

10-31-2002, 08:40 AM
^ Will have a tragic accident involving a travelling circus, the three tenors and the scientist from the muppets.
< Is the Australian from further up the thread and is extremely bored
V Will reply just to put his/her post count up.

10-31-2002, 08:57 AM
^ Is on the ball today
< Loves his 3 figure post count
V Will moan at me for my one true love

10-31-2002, 09:44 AM
^ more than correct
< *moans*
v realized that I was just joking, of course

10-31-2002, 11:59 AM
^ Of course
< Is now the happy starter of 2 pages of this thread
V Is not so lucky

11-01-2002, 09:34 AM
^ Yeah, but I'm moron. So there. Not so smart now, are ya? Eh? Eh? Nothing to say huh? I thought as much. That'll learn ye to mess with me.

< Dog Managed it, I'm dyslexic being hate!

V Bail me out, would you? I'm dying up here.

11-01-2002, 09:36 AM
^ Uhhh...
< Ummm...
V Errr...

11-01-2002, 01:19 PM
^ confused
< insane
V crazy

11-01-2002, 01:43 PM
^ Insane in the Membrane
< Running out of ideas
V Running out of ideas

11-01-2002, 05:06 PM
^ Is incapable of coherent thought.
< Has more ideas than he knows what to do with.
V Is a figment of your imagination.

11-01-2002, 05:26 PM
^ Knows too much
< Has been reading too many conspiracy theory (http://www.cowan70.freeserve.co.uk/index/index_conspiracy.htm) sites
V Is a Rosicrucian

11-02-2002, 07:20 AM
^ Is sad;y mistaken. I'm sure I can't be something I don't know the meaning of/can't be bothered to look up
< Is strangely intrigued by the Conspiracy Theories
V Is a Man in Black

11-03-2002, 07:18 AM
^ Did you know that most UFO spottings are just the planet Venus? You did not see a UFO it was most likely venus.
< Is a hard working average joe who happens to think black is thinning.
V Will agree with me or mysteriously committ suicide by shooting himself/herself in the back.

11-03-2002, 10:14 AM
^ Is mad. Mad I tell you!
< Commits suicide. Almost mysteriously one might think.
V Will bring me back to life! (I want to live!)

11-04-2002, 10:35 AM
^ is dead
< uses life crystals with ^ (he will never be the same again aka maaaad)
V objects vehemently to the use of life crystals

11-04-2002, 02:34 PM
^ You idiot! Penecillin is just as good! Noooooooooooooooo!
< Has returned from exile. Hates Life crystals.
V Has a medical degree. Dunno why, so don't ask me why.

11-04-2002, 04:16 PM
^ I wish. Then I'd get money!
< Is feeling the side effects of the life crystals. I want more!
V Thinks money is the root of all evil but is willing to try anything once.

11-04-2002, 04:53 PM
^ I heard the love of money is the root of all evil.
< Is hopefully a saint
V Is hopefully a saint

Everyone is hopefully a saint

*Definition of a saint: Someone that goes to heaven. If you want to be called St. Whoever, you need your life to be researched for 7 years after you die and have to have caused 3 miracles during your lifetime.

11-04-2002, 05:04 PM
^ Is deluded.
< Is closer to an Anti Saint.
V Starred in hit tv series The Saint.

11-04-2002, 05:07 PM
^ Supports Saints football club
< Doesn't support Saints fottball club
V Will find another witty way to talk about saints.

11-04-2002, 05:44 PM
^ Is not A foot-ball player
> Plays on the Saints High-School football team
V Is a rugby player

11-04-2002, 10:27 PM
^ says yes to becardi silver, says yes
< doesn't know how to play rugby
V eats peoples faces

11-05-2002, 10:06 AM
^ is wrong
< just eats noses
V veggie-boy (or girl)

11-05-2002, 10:50 AM
^ walks funny
< eats a big mac
V an undescribable creature of epic proportions

11-05-2002, 11:27 AM
^ Isn't very good at describing things.
< Has a creature of epic proportions *raises eyebrows suggestively*
V Is human, allegedly.

11-05-2002, 12:49 PM
^ Is correcy (allegedly)
< Won an auction for the Triangular DOTT on Sunday!
V Already owns it

11-05-2002, 04:34 PM
^ Paid to much For Dott
> Owns Dott Triangle
V Eats Cheese for Lunch

11-05-2002, 08:44 PM
^ Doesnt know how to use the arrows correctly
< As its tuesday, im drunk... again
V Doesnt require a human lung to survive

11-05-2002, 09:41 PM
^ is correct, I need 2 lungs
> Likes the way I use the Arrows
V Eats Cheese for Dinner

11-06-2002, 10:02 AM
^ keeps pointing at the guy on the computer to my right. He does not like the way you use arrows, he does not own DOTT triangle, he does not play for SFC.
< knows how to play this game
V knows this game is better than 'Twin Calibur'

11-06-2002, 12:30 PM
^ Is unfortunate to have to sit next to the guy on the right. I know for a fact he hasn't bathed in days
< Doesn't know what Twin Calibar is but... recognises the name a bit. I think I've seen it mentioned on these boards somewhere once
V Will inform me

11-06-2002, 12:51 PM
^ Soul Calibar?
< Going to i14
V Knows that i14 is located here (http://www.multiplay.co.uk/i14/)

11-06-2002, 01:41 PM
^ wrong because I didn't know it
< just watched another episode of "Hem-man and the masters of the universe"
V knows this cartoon and loves it just as much as I do

11-06-2002, 04:35 PM
^ Made a typo maybe
< Knows of He-man but not Hem-Man
V Thinks Hem-Man is a type of trouser cleaner

11-06-2002, 06:35 PM
^ Hemp-Man is a trouser cleaner?
< Wonders why the official UT2003 guide doesnt show you where the ion painter is on BR-Skyline
V Doesnt Care

11-06-2002, 06:52 PM
^ Doesn't know
< Doesn't want to know
V Will never know

11-07-2002, 09:04 AM
^ ignorant ;)
< hum....really meant He-man in his last post
V once tried to eat somebody's nose

11-07-2002, 01:20 PM
^ Is scarily true
< Now has a (slightly crumpled) Triangular Day pf the Tentacle for only £8.06. It arrived today, yay!
V Doesn't care

11-09-2002, 04:52 PM
^ Hate you
< DOES care
V Will give me a 3 sided DOTT box for christmas

11-11-2002, 01:14 AM
^ has a cool avatar
< does not know what a 3 sided DOTT box is
V will tell me what a 3 sided DOTT box is

11-11-2002, 01:07 PM
^ A three sided box... DUH
< Also has cool avatar
V Random pe0n

11-11-2002, 02:20 PM
^ likes to use 0 instead of o
< is rubbing his eyes from the bright colors on his monitor
V wishes he were Santa Claus so he take the little kid's toys

11-12-2002, 05:29 AM
^ Hmm

< Not really big on donning tight red suits and sneaking around childrens bedrooms at night.

V Also knows Santa is just a dirty old pervert.

11-12-2002, 06:12 AM
^ No, Santa is an alien (http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=001224)
< Is an alien
V Will correct me, saying Santa has only mutated

11-12-2002, 09:45 AM
^ all wrong
< thinks that santa is nothing but a reindeer in a human being costume
V santa himself

11-13-2002, 06:38 PM
^ is incorrect
< not Santa Clause, just wishes he were so he could take all the littel kid's toys.
V does not agree with my point of view

11-14-2002, 12:15 PM
^ Is wrong to take toys
< Knows Santa is jolly because he knows where all the bad girl's live
V Is a Ballblazer

11-14-2002, 01:16 PM
^ was incorrect because...
< is far from a Ball blazer... ok not far.. BUT I MADE IT ALLL!!
v should stop this post before it breaks the entire world.

11-14-2002, 02:43 PM
^ Interestingly enough, this post was mentioned on 'newsround' for being the longest forum thread in history. An attempt is being made in Berlin to beat the 7 page record, but people like me are keeping it alive.
< Why am I keeping it alive?
V Kill this thread now....

11-14-2002, 03:07 PM
^ yeah yeah newsround, liar
< Going to i14 tomorrow!!!
V Will post to increase post count

11-14-2002, 04:49 PM
^ Is on the ball today
< Is but 10 posts away from overtaking Spaff
V Has more posts than me

11-14-2002, 04:56 PM
^ yup
< Has more posts than spaff
V Plays with the mojo doll *wink**wink*