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07-10-2002, 08:56 AM
Fun Game! Say something about:

^ the perosn above you
< You
V The person below you

I'll start

^ there is no one above me
< I just ate green apple lickorish
V Will want to read my fanfics at my site: ZeroWing2101 (http://www23.brinkster.com/zerowing)

07-10-2002, 01:14 PM
^ Is unaware that I have created a forum specifically for these silly games.
< Coke is good. Coca-Cola, that is. I am having some.
V Probably knows better than to post forum games out of place. ;)

07-10-2002, 02:22 PM
^ Misjudged me. But he's a kind hearted snake. (Just don't look into his eyes [uh oh, he's been telling truths!])

< Posts far too often.

V Would rather I didn't post so often.

07-10-2002, 02:57 PM
^ posts far less than I do.
< is new here
V has a 96.3% chance of being a flying purple people eater

07-10-2002, 03:13 PM
^ Is the #1 poster on LucasForums...again
< Posts more than a lot of the people he knows.
V Most likely has fewer posts than I do.

07-10-2002, 04:25 PM
^ is wrong (but deserves thanks for refixing the post counts---thanks Metallus :D)
< should have been asleep three hours ago
V wants a chocolate-covered gnort---avaliable at SWG.net (http://www.lucasforums.com/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=281)

07-10-2002, 09:46 PM
^Currently has a fanboy fantasy girl as his\her avatar.
< Has no idea what the hell is going on, but smiles blithely as he stumbles around in the dark.
V Doubtless has witty and heavily sarcastic joke to make at my expense. Fire away.

Darth Eggplant
07-10-2002, 11:37 PM
up (not knowing how to make an arrow)
nothing bad to say about the Great one
so you dogged the bullet that time:D

toward me
(stupid pakled neo-ludite)
who likes this game
but does not know how
to make arrow pointy thing

down (no snide comment)
but secretly prays next person
will enlighten me.
I have an old key board this may
be beyond my ken
so if it is
*a jawa emodicon will = me
a boba fett emodicon will = above
a c3po emodicon will = below
(and Gendo pray you do not
get the c3po or that I learn
how to play properly)

07-11-2002, 05:37 PM
[shift]-6 Is good at foosball, of this I am sure.

[shift]-, Is not good at foosball.

[shift]-v Dislikes foosball and prefers air-hockey.

Darth Eggplant
07-12-2002, 12:39 PM
^yes I do dislike foozball
and I do enjoy air hockey.

-has learnt a new computer thing
*still haven't masterd the towards me
pointy thing*

Vis a closet Otaku and proud of it

07-12-2002, 01:10 PM
^ Close enough. I was once otaku, but never in the least bit "closet". (The sideways arrow is above your comma, dude.)

< Is problematic by nature. Or as my uncle Malcom always said: "That boy ain't right"

V Is a wonderful person who feels compelled to give me 50 bucks purely out of the goodness of their pure, pure heart of purity.

Darth Eggplant
07-12-2002, 01:32 PM
^okay if you want 50 canadian dollars
worth about 15 american or so cool.

<yes can always depend upon Gendo
for sound advice, he truely is Great

Vactually likes Lupe quite a lot
and wants to be Lupe's boyfriend.

07-13-2002, 12:08 AM
^ Erm... no? :confused:
< Is tired
V Has about 8855 posts

Tall Guy
07-13-2002, 04:12 AM
^is wrong
<wishes he did
V is beginning to annoy me :d

07-13-2002, 05:42 AM
^ Is an army of one. Beginning to annoy you? Wow, you're tolerant.

< Just built a dirt-bike ramp in the backyard. Now if only Mx had any interest in dirt-biking...

V Would love to have a dirt-bike ramp. This person believes Mx is a spoiled ninny.

Isis Kaldara
07-13-2002, 08:32 AM
^ Has a neato avatar.

< Knows that Redwing's avatar is simply Rei from Neon Genesis Evangelion...Must be an anime fan...And has no interest in dirt-bike's but still think mx is a ninny...j/k

V Wishes I would shut up and stop talking about Pocky.

07-13-2002, 09:02 AM
^Is too clever by half

< Not as sharp as he could be.

V Doubtless hates pocky more than I do.

Darth Eggplant
07-13-2002, 01:28 PM
^ Questo what is this Pocky
you speak of? Gumby's side kick?

< I like purple much better than orange

V just received in the mail today
that much awaited Brittny Spears Tatoo.

07-13-2002, 01:37 PM
^ Knows too much ¬_¬
< Is never going to tell where the tattoo is located.
V Better not tell anyone.

07-13-2002, 07:31 PM
^ Has secrets deeper and darker than a mere Britney Spears tattoo.

< Is the ownner a genuine vnicious K'nid. (Extra points whoever gets the reference.)
V Will hopefully give me a good reason not to stick my head in the oven. (The fact that my oven is electric is neither here nor there.)

Darth Eggplant
07-14-2002, 05:41 AM
^ is being a silly because right now
he is making a double chocolate
Pocky, Banana loaf for his
Digimon Clan's big game of Twister
and his head won't
fit into the oven.

< knows of this knid but momentarilly
has forgotten so no points, but will
react violently with slap to own head
when he hears obvious answer.

V has Mugsy and Rocky in his oven
and is being questioned by an Irish
police officer concerning their

07-16-2002, 03:13 PM
^ Had better clench his teeth and think pleasant thoughts, as he is about to receive aforementioned Chocolate-Pocky-Bananna loaf internally, and not in the orthodox fashion.

< Wishes he were more intelligent, and smarter too.

V Wears sexy lace underwear on weekends, and sometimes on Thursday nights.

Darth Eggplant
07-16-2002, 06:52 PM
^ is so true (because on monday's,
tuesday's,wednesday's, friday's
amd on leap year days he gets to
wear a said forementioned
under garments)

< is listening to
Natural Born Killers OST

V is going to the pet store today
to buy his pet marsupial a new
squeaky toy.

07-16-2002, 09:56 PM
^ Is dead wrong. I don't give marsupials toys, I shoot them for skins and fun.

< Wishes he were eating a big bag of some fried crap. Boy, that'd be sweet.

V Has a secret crush on Peter Gabriel. (Don't try to deny it. We know the truth.)

Isis Kaldara
07-17-2002, 05:42 AM
^ Needs to learn better stalking skills...

< Doesn't know who Peter Gabriel is... But DOES have a thing for Masami Kikuchi... *Sighs and melts, listening to Masami's "Tales of Destiny."*

V Has no idea what on earth holds this girl's sanity...

07-17-2002, 09:14 AM
^ Is correct, but I know that anime plays a large part in sending you down the the road to insanity.

< Will be "promoted" to Janitorial, if his supervisor ever checks his internet history.

V Will gladly take me in when I lose my job and have to eat dirt.

Isis Kaldara
07-17-2002, 12:02 PM
^ Is wrong about animé making me crazy...

< Is a total animé girl...

V Will sing "Rusty Anchor."

07-17-2002, 12:57 PM
^ Alright, but I am NOT wearing that tight little sailor suit this time.

< What can I say? Do the world a favour, kill it! KILL IT!!

V Knows more about the internal politics of the Peruvian bureaucracy than anyone else on these forums.

07-17-2002, 01:20 PM
^ i can't pronounce that so no

< loves shampoo (don't ask unless you know)

V has no clue

07-17-2002, 01:36 PM
^ You are so wrong, lady! I do so have all my fingers! Well, I think I do, I have nothing to count them on...

< Can absorb 500 insults at once, without crying for his mother! (Well, not much crying, anyway.)

V Stole my garden gnome. Give it back, you prick!

07-17-2002, 01:47 PM
^ lady?

< is most likely not a lady? *too tired to check*

V stole his gnome.

Darth Eggplant
07-17-2002, 01:49 PM
^ yes I did take the
Malteese Garden Gnome,
and you and all the friends of
Mr. Cairo won't get him back.

< is spending a late romantic
candle lit evening with said Gnome.

V has a large collection of
Flaming Carrot and Scudd Assassin
comics. and is reading them
while munching happily on
eggplant flavoured pocky.

07-17-2002, 02:20 PM
^ Has uncovered my secret shame.

< Will now change his identity

V Will not tell a soul that I am a different person now, on threat of death.

Isis Kaldara
07-17-2002, 02:50 PM
^ Can't kill me for saying his new identity

< Is already dead... I never said I was alive.

V Is also dead.

07-17-2002, 03:10 PM
^ You are wrong, I still have at least five minutes to live.

< Was not on his front lawn last night, naked and brandishing a golf club. Don't listen to what the police say, they're lying.

V Is more than likely on fire.

07-17-2002, 03:22 PM
^ well i don't know about all of me :D

< loves scud!

V is desperately seeking a job as a flooring inspector.

07-17-2002, 03:37 PM
^ Doesn't know what I have in my pocket.

< I have change in my pocket.

V Deosn't know what I have in my pocket either.

Isis Kaldara
07-17-2002, 04:25 PM
^ Has an Unidentified Object in his pocket.

< Can't identify it.

V Hey U! F. O! (Get it? Hahahahaha!)

Darth Eggplant
07-17-2002, 07:48 PM
^ yes is definetly a space cadet

< has one complete set of
Alien Crazy bones, stickers
and little alien bones.
(plus 2 almost complete sets as well)

V has been to see the
Power Puff Girl
movie 6 times already.

07-18-2002, 12:38 AM
^ all because of bubbles :D

< has never seen power puff girls movie

V has never played redfaction

07-18-2002, 06:57 AM
^ Must play Red Faction, the ending is crappy but it's a good game.

< Loves his Groucho glasses more than anything in the world

V Is a good friend of Thane Furrows.

Isis Kaldara
07-19-2002, 12:34 AM
^ Needs to lay off my personal life with Thane Furrows.

< Thought Red Faction was boring, but liked the Breath of Fire series.

V Knows a little too much about those secret government facilities for their own good.

07-19-2002, 07:58 AM
^ I have no idea what you're talking about. *Make a note: the girl knows too much*

< Scared of spiders, heights and suffocation.

V Is fated to rule the world as a god among men.

Isis Kaldara
07-19-2002, 01:09 PM
^ Ahem. I think you mean goddess.

< Goddess in the eyes of most men. Also knows too much, according to Gendo.

V Knows too much about the Ravioli Conspiracies for their own good.

07-19-2002, 01:32 PM
^ One sick puppy

< One sick puppy

V One sick puppy

Darth Eggplant
07-19-2002, 01:39 PM
^ dead dog, Skinny Puppy

< my baloney has a first name,
it's Oscar, my baloney has a second name
it's Gendo

V is devistated over the news that poor
Brittney is not eating and pining away
over Justin (the sheep headed boy)

07-19-2002, 01:46 PM
^ Love the new ava.

< Has 10 Postal Workers, 7 Couriers, 2 Repairmen and a Mormon tied up in his basement. Force-feeds them liver pate and makes them watch taped episodes of V.I.P. on a continuous loop.

V Drop by sometime.

Darth Eggplant
07-19-2002, 01:56 PM
^ dangerous thing to say
when I am haunting the forums

< LOL love Metalllus's
Dead Man's Party dancing calavera.

V always cheats when using the Ouji board.

07-19-2002, 05:20 PM
^ A font of poetic madness

< Enjoying instant ramen noodles straight from the pot, and a glass of moderately priced (read: cheap-ass) bourbon. I downed most of my drink before I started eating, so now I have a headspin. Wheee!

V Knows better than to swear in front of their mother.

Darth Eggplant
07-20-2002, 01:12 AM
^ must not say anything bad
about mother of the Great one

< a huge quart of Thunderbird
or a giant bottle of Stanford park
wine if you want to go for
wino fandango cheaply.
or else go into store
crack open 12 boxes of liquor
flavoured choc's and pig out
then run for it.
and my mom is cool she is 73
and she swears and gives peopl
the bird when they cut her off
in traffic.
(although I did have to explain
to her that, that it is the middle
finger she is suppose to be using
and not her index finger.)

V always thought Smurfette
was a Hottie. (and still does)

Isis Kaldara
07-20-2002, 08:20 AM
^ Excuse me? The smurfs are an insult to animated TV shows. Smurfette can suck an egg. I am so much better than her.

< Says, "Mean people need prozac."

V Needs some of Homer Simpson's homemade prozac... "Needs more ice cream."

Darth Eggplant
07-20-2002, 08:51 AM
^ wow! weeee!!!!!:D Kaldaravera wigs
and vents spleen, kind of, almost
Crazy daddy O! Gendo and I are
tarnishing her soul. look at me
I am eggplant spawn. Haaaaaaaa!!!!!!

< reading Lenore the adventures
of a cute little dead girl.
recomend it to all.
slave labor graphics
Roman Dirge author

V going to watch Legally Isis
on the movie network.

Isis Kaldara
07-20-2002, 09:14 AM
^ Is tarnishing my soul, apparently.

< *Jumps up and down, one arm waving in the air.* Me! Me! I'M gonna watch Legally Isis! Me! Me!

V Is also tarnishing my soul.

07-20-2002, 10:41 AM
^ Has a heart of gold, and a soul of stainless steel. (So it can't tarnish, you know?)

< ............er..........um........Pass!

V Are you talkin' to me?

Isis Kaldara
07-20-2002, 01:09 PM
^ Is too kind to the likes of me.

< Doesn't deserve such good friends.

V Are you talkin' to him? ^

07-20-2002, 02:40 PM
^ Is she talking to me?

< My avatar is scary lookin'

V S\he sell sea shells by the sea shore.

Darth Eggplant
07-20-2002, 08:03 PM
^ see senor only 6 pecos each

< Listening to Metallica at 7am
is a great way to start any day.

V has a collection of
Donny Osmond autographs.

07-20-2002, 08:15 PM
^ Is just jealous of my Donny Osmond autographs.

< Is the bastard son of Theodore Bundy and Lucy Bates.

V Has an extra finger.

07-20-2002, 09:38 PM
^ How did you know?


V You are but my footstool! Quake before me, mortal!

King Andrei
07-21-2002, 03:21 AM
Above: HEY!!!
Me: I think there's something screwy going on around here!
Down: Will be online.;P

Ahhhhh! I just LOVE this ";P" smile...

Not THAT much...

King Andrei
07-21-2002, 03:25 AM
Above: Again?:confused:
Me: I like spam.
Bellow: Guess who?:rolleyes:

07-21-2002, 03:49 AM
You noticed it too. So it wasn't my browser. What's going on here?

Tall Guy
07-21-2002, 05:11 AM
^is not wrong
< should go a see a doctor
v will want to come with me...again :D

Darth Eggplant
07-21-2002, 06:33 AM
^ Gooodie Weeeee!!!!! Fun Fun!
I want to go on the Whirly Gig
this time. And I promise not to
Yak Up Cotton Candy,
like I did the last time.

< I wish I had blueberries
in the house seeming that it is
sunday morning I would have made some,
guess I'll have to use those
anchovies instead.

V Is Keen to join
the order of the Origami Crane.
Has applied several times
and always been disqualified
because of paper cuts.

07-21-2002, 07:50 AM
^ Actually, it was because I kept trying to stab the other members with my scissors, but that's beside the point.

< An illusory by-product of your subconscious ego-border breaching the conscious side of your personal reality. Or it could be the wind rustling the curtains. Either way, ignore it and it'll pass.

V Loves a good fondue party.

Darth Eggplant
07-23-2002, 02:17 AM
^ yumm chocolate ant and okra
fondoo, slimy yet satisfying.
and he was expelled from the
fondooers of america society
for sticking other members
with his fondoo stick

< whenever that army guy
calls out alpha call numbers
it frightens me.

V wishes they had more
Pez dispensors in their life.

07-23-2002, 03:54 AM
^ I had a bad experience with a pez dispenser as a child, and I'd rather not talk about it if you don't mind.

< Pine, tortured soul. Pine, I say! PINE!

V What the hell are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a tortured soul before?

07-23-2002, 09:37 AM
^ Gendo is a fancy lad who pines so vigorously, it scares me. He takes no prisoners, nor does he have any reason to. Why would he take prisoners? Are you implying that he's in some sort of battle or war? You need help, friend. Serious help. Er.. I mean, I do.

< Has seen many a tortured soul, thank you.
< Is also sorry he called Gendo a "fancy lad."

V Enjoys leisurely walks at a brisk pace. "Health first!" is this person's mantra.

07-23-2002, 09:54 AM
^ The correct pronunciation is "Fahncy Luhd" As in - "I - am a Fahncy Luhd" (Hey. You wanna buy a monkey? Heh heh.)

< Eine sehr gequalte Seele.

V You were the one who put razor blades in my Fruit Loops, weren't you? Don't lie.

Darth Eggplant
07-24-2002, 01:59 AM
^ guilty as charged I could not find
any flesh eating virus' at the time.

< listening to big bands bebop and bones

V Ye great Southern Pansy!

07-24-2002, 11:35 AM
^ Only when you're holding sharp things.

< Kill me, for in death - I WILL BE MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER! OR JUST DEAD! Hmm. Maybe I haven't thought this through properly. I'll get back to you.

V Born free. Free as the wind blows.

07-24-2002, 11:45 AM
^ Up yers, Yankee prick!

< Don't follow me, I'm unstable!

V If you ask nicely, I may just give you a million dollars! On the other hand, I may just shoot you in the face. How about it, care to try your luck?

Isis Kaldara
07-24-2002, 04:35 PM
^ Needs prozac... :D


V Wishes I would calm down every so often.

Tall Guy
07-25-2002, 08:18 PM
^should be a mind reader...wait a min.....she already is!! :D

< is very tired

v will want to come to bed with me :D heh

07-26-2002, 09:37 AM
^ I'm all yours, big boy.

< He look - he look a-like a man.

V Flail your hands about, above your head, as though the possiblity of concern could not be further from your mind!

Darth Eggplant
07-27-2002, 01:48 PM
^ yes to whatever Gendo said above
(knowing him it was sarcarstic or nasty
but would probably apply to me anywyas.)

< tonight for dinner I am having
Szechuwan Tofu and Eggplant and Mushroom
peanut shiskabobs with steamed rice.
(Yumm slimey and satisfying)

V is very glad that I am not posting
as much as usual. because my posts
are goofy.

07-28-2002, 04:50 AM
^ Hyuk. Hey Lurleen, look at this spikey haired liddle gurl!

< I'm not really nasty, am I?

V In the Navy.

King Andrei
08-03-2002, 04:14 AM
Up: Is confusing me with someone else.
Me: Hates someone but won't tell who.:mad:
Down: Loves someone and will tell us who it is.:D

08-03-2002, 04:49 AM
^ I love YOU, King Andrei, because you are KING! Long live the King!

< I hate you.

V You, I'm not sure about. Give me someting to go on.

08-03-2002, 04:53 AM
^ A strange being whom I have no respect for
< Eating fudge
V I have no interest in you whatsoever

08-03-2002, 06:32 AM
^ No respect, eh? No interest, eh? What use have I for respect, or interest? None, that's what! I don't care! Now if you will excuse me, I have to go into the next room, where I will most certainly NOT be crying like a little girl, and calling for my mother!

< I never get tired of talking about myself. I'm a regular Narcissus.

V Is a horrible monster who eats puppy dogs and small children.

King Andrei
08-03-2002, 07:03 AM
Up: Is paranoid.
Me: Is very paranoid.
Down: Is even more paranoid.

Originally posted by GendoTheGreat
I love YOU, King Andrei, because you are KING! Long live the King!

Yup, you're gay alright, but I'm not.:p

08-03-2002, 11:00 AM
^ Is it so wrong to be loyal to my King? And watch who you accuse of being gay, buddy, or you could find yourself on the receiving end of a severe bitch-slapping! Or maybe a nasty pinch.

< I am sad, becuse I have no popcorn. Very sad.

V There's a spider on your head.

Isis Kaldara
08-03-2002, 05:41 PM
^ Muah! *kiss*

< ACK! SPIDER! *Whacks herself on the head, rendering herself unconscious.*

V :naughty:

King Andrei
08-04-2002, 03:47 AM
Up: Oh, yeah!:naughty:
Me: I like chocolate.
Down: Has a lot of MP3s.

King Andrei
08-04-2002, 03:55 AM
Originally posted by GendoTheGreat
Is it so wrong to be loyal to my King? And watch who you accuse of being gay, buddy, or you could find yourself on the receiving end of a severe bitch-slapping! Or maybe a nasty pinch.

You have proven your loyalty. And for that It doubt the Knight GendoTheGreat. *Hits Gendo too hard with his sword* OOPS!:D

08-04-2002, 04:43 AM
^ Relax, it was only my head. You could have hit something vital, so be more careful in future your Majesty.

< I have a f*cking weird problem. Every f*cking time I try to f*cking curse, I cough up a f*cking asterisk. It's really starting to p*ss me off.

V You, sir, are a cad! A cad, I say!

08-04-2002, 05:14 AM
^ Oh, so I'm a cad am I? I guess you should talk. You love the King. Who's ever heard of King Andrei?

< Is looking for lurve...

V Does not like pickles

King Andrei
08-04-2002, 05:16 AM
Up: WAIT, I like pickles!

Me: I am a CAD - Chief Administration of the Departament (Not telling you which one.)

Down: Will challenge me to a GTA2 game.

08-04-2002, 11:18 AM
^ Sorry, I don't own it. GTA3 doesn't have multiplayer yet, so it's either the origional GTA, or no GTA at all.

< (Pssst, don't let it get out, but I'm not really loyal to the King. But I've lived long enough to know that if someone has the title "King" in front of their name, it's best to kiss their ass like crazy. At least until you can pull off a coup and take their throne, that is.)

V Why? Oh dear God, why?

Isis Kaldara
08-07-2002, 02:17 AM
^ *Cocks her head, confused.*

< Call me Shi-chan.

V If I had a dollar for every time you've called me cute, I'd have exactly no dollars because noone here's ever called me cute.:ball:

08-07-2002, 06:20 AM
^ Cute. Cute cute cute. So very cute. Magically cute. Awesomely cute. CUTE! (Now THAT'S kissing ass.)

< I have a one-horned one-eyed flying purple people eater. Really.

V Keep young and beutiful. It's your duty to be beutiful.

Isis Kaldara
08-07-2002, 08:35 AM
^ One helluva nice guy... :D


V :naughty:

08-07-2002, 09:24 AM
^ Has a great big heart. Don't worry, they have medication nowadays to help with that. Sorry about the whole halved lifespan thing, though.

< Has discovered the disadvantages of owning a flying purple people eater at the expensive of a few friends. We were never all that close, but still...

V Is currently way down upon the Swanee river. Far, far away.

King Andrei
08-07-2002, 12:07 PM
^ BWAHAHAHAHA!;P Gendo, I have been watching you, you have betrayed me! You are being now demoted from Knight to a simple peaseant. Never underestimate the power of your KING!!!

< Is not really king.

V Will click on this: http://www.eyesontennis.com/ot/ (You'll LOVE it, trust me.;))

08-07-2002, 01:32 PM
^ Ho ho ho... I don't geddit...

< Is playing Jak & Daxter

V Is currently being hunted down by thin, fast-paced thugs with tiny eyes and a taste of venison so you can be slaughtered, sent to the land of the dead and have to walk to the ninth underworld!!!!!!!!!!!!

08-08-2002, 11:01 PM
^ Thankfully I'm not a deer so I have nothing to worry about.

< I have a song in my heart and a stone in my kidney.

V Would you like to swing on a star? Carry moonbeams home in a jar? And be better off than you are? Well, would you? Answer me, goddammit!

Isis Kaldara
08-09-2002, 01:49 AM
^ Sure. Why not?

< Nutball.

V Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

08-09-2002, 11:16 AM
^ Man who stand on top of apartment building naked and screaming obscenities high on something a little stronger.

< My mother was the nicest person you could ever meet. I remember when I was a child, she always used to leave me at strangers doors in the middle of the night, just so I could give them a surprise visit in the morning! Wasn't that nice? And when the people took me back home, she was always so happy she would cry.

V I wouldn't want to meet you in a dark alley.

Isis Kaldara
08-09-2002, 09:39 PM
^ Baseball wrong. Man have four balls can't walk.

< Naughty, naughty, you'll get caughty.

V Would LOVE to meet me in a dark alley.

Darth Eggplant
08-10-2002, 01:30 AM
^ one of my greatest fantasies revealed

< what kind of Bubbly should I bring?

V is upset that I, the round purple one
has returned to haunt the forums

08-10-2002, 04:54 AM
^ Well, yes. But I've been consoling myself by kicking small children.

< My father is very fond of me too. At night, he would give me swimming lessons in the harbour. I learned very quickly, and he was so happy when I made it back to shore he would cry too.

V Stop setting me on fire! It isn't polite.

King Andrei
08-10-2002, 08:52 AM
^ OH MY! I've set Gendo on fire again! Oh my! He's not breathing, send in the Royal Doctor Emergency Staff! CLIIIIIIIP!!! *Nuclear explosion*

> *dead*.....

V .....

Isis Kaldara
08-10-2002, 04:34 PM
^ |)0 7]=[47 464;/\/ 4/\/|) ; \/\/;11 537 `/0\_/ 0/\/ |=;|^3!!!!

< ; 4/\/\ 7]=[3 3\/;1 1337 /\/\4573|^!!!!!

V ;/\/|)33|)`/ |)0...

08-10-2002, 09:07 PM
^ Been watching daytime TV, eh?

< I'm not a chronic liar, honest.

V What are you lookin' at? Give up?

Isis Kaldara
08-11-2002, 02:59 AM
^ For heaven's sake!

< Oh, my!

V Jesus, Mary, and Joseph in Tinsel Town!

08-11-2002, 11:52 AM
^ I am very very scared of you.

< When I was five, I tried to kill my baby sister. Twice.

V You may have a brain the size of a walnut, but it's an intelligent walnut!

King Andrei
08-11-2002, 01:17 PM
> Is back and alive.;P;P
V Is really pissed off.;P;P;P

Isis Kaldara
08-12-2002, 04:02 AM
^ "Pissed off? If I was dat close to a horse's wiena, I'd be worried about gettin' pissed ON!" ~ Achoo

< Blinkin': "Did you just say 'Abe Lincoln'?"
Achoo: "No, man, I ain't said 'Abe Lincoln'! I said "Hey, Blinkin'! Hold da reins, man."

V "We're men. We're men in tights. TIGHT tights!" ~ Merry Men

08-12-2002, 08:35 AM
^ That's what I like about you, Isis. You're always on guard, defending the people's rights. If I'm ever in a fix, I know who to call on.

< I like Ike.

V Don't touch me.

Darth Eggplant
08-12-2002, 11:53 PM
^ that's not what you said last night

< just spacing man

V jelly baby?

08-13-2002, 06:54 AM
^ Mmm. Jellybaby

< I have roughly 60 Half-Life mods on my HDD, totalling approx. 1GB of space. Beat that.

V High as a kite.

Darth Eggplant
08-13-2002, 12:54 PM
^ as lofty as an eagle

< if any one of those mod's is Manny
then we are impressed, actually I like
that game, use to play as the savage
with the bone in his hair; my fav game
is crowbars only, man that is a hoot.
especially when someone cheats
and suddenly starts pumping you
full of lead in a corner.
also really liked tractor beams
and robot armor in Shogo or Shogun
(forget it's name)

V has just finished their second
Pan Galactic Garggle Blaster

08-13-2002, 02:34 PM
^ And as always, I play to lose.

< Once upon a time, there was a guy who had Gendo Ikari as his avatar. The guy lived until he died. The End.

V Your only friend in the world is your Etch-a-Sketch.

Darth Eggplant
08-14-2002, 12:26 AM
^ not completely true
also fond of Mr Potatoe Head,
Slinky, and Silly Putty.

< went to see XXX tonight
OST and Movie is the Bomb!

V has an extra set
of Hari Krisna robes
in their closet

08-14-2002, 09:21 AM
^ That's just to get close to them, so I can run them all over for 10000 points. Guranka!

< I'm all alone in a crowded room, completely naked under my clothes.

V You're funny lookin'.

Darth Eggplant
08-14-2002, 03:58 PM
^ and you're a monkey's uncle

< today I must do laundry.
it is a dirty job, but someones
got to do it.

V you feel like
chicken tonight
chicken tonight

08-14-2002, 05:19 PM
^ Yes, a corporate jingle would nicely complement my repast this PM. Thank you.

< I stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

V You are mean. You made me cry.

Darth Eggplant
08-15-2002, 12:01 AM
^ you always were a big cry baby

< my cookie jar
is in the shape of
the cookie monster

V wondering when Navi
is going to be fixed?

08-15-2002, 02:27 AM
^ Wondering right along with you, pal.

< I recently watched the movie Little Women, starring Winona Ryder. I'm not ashamed to admit it, I cried. Not because the film was heartfelt and moving, like the book, but because I was watching the movie Little Women, starring Winona Ryder. All the way through the film I could hear a faint whirring sound, all the while envisioning a headstone marked L.M. Alcott. It will never cease to amaze me, the pure agony guys will put themselves through just to please a member of the opposite sex.

V So, how have you been?

Darth Eggplant
08-15-2002, 09:26 AM
^ much better now that my girlfriend
made me rent and watch Little Women
starring Winona Ryder.;)

< going to watch Little Men
today starring
Danny Devito
Michael J Fox
an Garry Coleman.

V going to a kitchen appliance store
today to get a really kean bowl haircut

08-15-2002, 07:14 PM
^ What about Joe Pesci? Is he in Little Men as well?

Bowl haircut? No, people do enough pointing at me and laughing as it is, thank you.

< Ich hatte nichts zu interessieren, um zu sagen, also schauen deutsche Marken, wie ich.

V Please help me, my German is shocking.

Darth Eggplant
08-16-2002, 01:40 AM
^ better get a seeing eye dog
a german sheppard of course.

< bought Lord of The Rings
video today, I still cry
when Gandalf falls in Moria.
And when Arwen and Aragorn
profess their love.

V hey it's friday already
at least it is here,
how about there?

08-16-2002, 01:49 AM
^ Yep, Friday here too.

< I've got a golden ticket.

V We've got a golden ticket.

Darth Eggplant
08-17-2002, 01:12 AM
^ I hope I win
the life time supply
of chocolate.

< I am eating
the Giant Peach with James.

V they wish they were
an Oscar Myer Weiner.

08-17-2002, 04:10 AM
^ Boy, if I were an Oscar Meyer weiner...

< I like to eat food. And sometimes nails.

V I can see into your soul.

Darth Eggplant
08-17-2002, 11:18 AM
^ yes a tiny peanut
in a large can
of mixed nuts and bolts

< today I will play GF
but later on going,
Indie record shopping first

V you bring new Depths
to the term Shallow

08-17-2002, 01:14 PM
^ And you take the term "Lowlife" to new heights.

< Blah, blah, blah. Etc.

V Wow, it's Bananaman!

Darth Eggplant
08-18-2002, 01:41 AM
^ yes and I find you appealing too

< zzzzz going beddy bye soon

V knows where they put their towel

08-18-2002, 02:34 AM
^ Whatever you say, Bananman!

< That's Mr Sh*thead to you.

V Hey, I know you! Keep away from my girlfriend, punk! :mad:

08-18-2002, 04:40 AM
^ Why should I? :p you know what comes next... :p

< Thinking of prunes... mmm... prunes...

V Eh-oh! You're a teletubby!

08-18-2002, 09:20 AM
^ Look who's talking, Barney.

< I have an Iron Lung. The guy I stole it from is pretty pissed.

< What's your story?

08-18-2002, 02:32 PM
^ I have no story, just checking my good old becoming popular in many areas post. :D
< Notices that RogueSquadron.Net's K-Jo'Round has over 1000 replies.:eek:
V Is happy for someone...

Darth Eggplant
08-18-2002, 02:49 PM
^ is Happy for ME, how nice.

<I'm lucky
your lucky
we're all lucky

V It's just a jump to the left

08-19-2002, 07:37 AM
^ Yeah. Watch the first step, right?

< I wonder... No, really.

V Darn you. Gosh darn you to heck.

Darth Eggplant
08-19-2002, 11:16 AM
^ darn you to wool

< I own a Lorax hand puppet,
haven't heard him say much
eco-wise that is.
*he does tell me to kill Gendo
however, must have it out for him*

V You can feel the Cottony softness

08-19-2002, 01:05 PM
^ You think I'm scared of your hand puppet? Well, you'd be right.

< Bad news for me. Seems it's cutback time at work, and I'm right in the line of fire. Fingers crossed.

V Admit it, you have the hots for Steve Martin. I mean, who wouldn't, he's so dreamy...

Darth Eggplant
08-22-2002, 01:06 AM
^ Steve's rollerskating sceen
in LA stories was classic.
yes he's one crazy guy.

< squeezing my virtual spooky
for good luck, Gendo cause
no money no funny. and don't
want to see you go offline
due to the forces of reality

V doesn't know that
a tomatoe is really a fruit.

08-22-2002, 06:36 AM
^ Indeed?

< Soon to be homeless. Boo-hoo. Everybody cry.

V It's a monster! ****! Shiiit!

Darth Eggplant
08-22-2002, 10:18 AM
^ ah yes asterisks deletus
signs of colourful sporting metaphors
*americans please note
the word colour has a letter u
called a vowel in it.
so to does the word honour.
Foreign Mod
and international playboy
and spy ... sssh Tall Guy
can verify this,
but then he will have to
kill you, so sorry;)*

< today it is a rainy day
so for anyone familiar with
the pizza company Pizzaville,
it means I will be making
homemade gourmet pizza,
from scratch. dough and sauce
and all yummmm.

V like to disco and loves to boogie

08-22-2002, 03:36 PM
^ Yes, there's nothing like multicoloured strobe lighting to make a bar fight seem that much more chic, hip and generally respectable.

< I lose more fights than I will ever admit to your face. So I thank God I'll never have to see your face. Wait, that didn't come out quite right...

V I sense a bout of fisticuffs will be the end of that last comment. What do you think?

Darth Eggplant
08-23-2002, 01:23 AM
^ u is silly so I is gonna
birch slap you fargen cork sucker
into next week you bastage!

< hey look Gendo swearing alah
Johnny Dangerously movie.

V likes kibbles and bits,
likes kibbles and bits.

08-23-2002, 06:17 AM
^ Kibble is nature's kibble.

< It seems I have been fired after all. But the news is not all bad, come Monday I may have a brand new, better paying job. Or, I could be out on my ass in the gutter. Stay tuned!

V You are... THE CHOSEN ONE! Don't screw up.

Isis Kaldara
08-23-2002, 08:17 AM
^ Screw what up? This? *BOOM!* Oops.

< "It's that cute 'lil dead kid."

V ; |= `/ 0 |_| < 4 /\/ |^ 3 4 |) 7 ]-[ ; 5 `/ 0 |_| |^ 0 < |<

08-23-2002, 09:38 AM
^ 7 ]-[ 4 /\/ l< `/ 0 |_|

< Know to cause violent nausea

V You are my only friend. You are my friend, right? Because if you aren't, so help me...

Darth Eggplant
08-23-2002, 12:14 PM
^ gosh! mush!
being a figment of your immagination
it is still good to hear this
as now for sure I will get invited
to one of your splendid tea parties.

< make sure you salvage all your GF
stuff off your computer and then when
no one is looking add\remove
vital files and bytes
so the comp goes wonky.

V you came from planet claire

08-23-2002, 06:15 PM
^ No, I was kicked off the planet Claire years ago. Painfully.

< I just spent a sleepless night roaming the streets only to discover a short time ago I'm supposed to go to someone's house for dinner tonight. Whee!

V A little less conversation, a little more action please. (Hey, 'tis the Elvis season.)

Isis Kaldara
08-23-2002, 06:43 PM
^ oooh! Someone wants action! Anytime, anywhere, babe!

< Your Fantasy.

V Bumper stickers! Yay!

08-23-2002, 07:49 PM
^ Bumper stickers are nature's kibble.

< Smile? I am smiling.

V Jolly good show, eh what?

Isis Kaldara
08-23-2002, 08:35 PM
^ You're a naughty boy aren'tcha, Gendo?

< Naughty little Kitten... Prrrrr!

V Naughty or Nice?

08-23-2002, 09:54 PM
^ Naughty? Moi? Never. Nice as pie, that's me.

< Nice Nice Nice. (I'd say that covers it)

V Has a copy of "Armageddon, you're a-gettin', we're all a-gettin'" that they would like to sell me or perhaps give me for free out of heart goodness.

Darth Eggplant
08-24-2002, 12:03 AM
^ I have Conway Twitty
8 track tapes
I am willing to loan you

< weeeee!!!!!

V you want to haunted by the
ghost of my precious love.

Isis Kaldara
08-24-2002, 01:52 AM
^ Don't I know it!

< Is a "sexy beast" according to some people.

V You must also be a sexy beast!

08-24-2002, 03:33 AM
^ Yes, it is true. I am the sexy beast. Yowza. Yowza.

< I have a large collection of bottle caps. Perhaps you would like to count them with me, baby. Grrrr. Oh yeah.

V What have you done with Simple Simon?

King Andrei
08-24-2002, 04:11 AM
^ Uh, dunno...:confused:
> *is back*
V Uh, likes ice cream.

08-24-2002, 08:37 AM
^ HA! U r WRONG! I hate ice-cream.

< I have Narcolep

V Go to hell. Don't forget to bring back bread and milk.

King Andrei
08-24-2002, 08:48 AM
^ ....?
> Invaded by more stupid Internet ads.
V Hates ice-cream.

08-24-2002, 09:17 AM
^ OMG!! You are a reader of minds!

< Stupid

V Is with Stupid

King Andrei
08-24-2002, 10:27 AM
^ :wstupid:

> :beam2:

V :wavey:

Isis Kaldara
08-24-2002, 02:40 PM
^ Muah! :kiss:
< Bad Kitty...:naughty:
V Utinni! :jawa

Darth Eggplant
08-24-2002, 04:19 PM
^ Utinni!!!!!

*did you get your
walking avi yet

< going to watch Evolution tonight
saw the Bubble Boy yesterday night

V Echuta!!!!!

08-24-2002, 04:22 PM
^ Er... Muah! :kiss: (Yes, that should cover up the fact that I don't know what the hell "Utinni" means. Or "Muah" for that matter.)

< I think I'll shave my head and start calling myself "Brother Gendo Enlightened Pathways"

V What did you call my mother?

Isis Kaldara
08-24-2002, 05:15 PM
^ "Muah!" Is the word used when you can't officially make the kissing sound for someone. It's my word on the forums for a kiss.

< Needs to check her email, obviously.

V What'd you call Gendo's mother?

08-24-2002, 05:44 PM
^ That's what I'd like to know.

< I'll need some robes to go with my shorn pate and new enlightened name.

V I'll ask you one more time, what did you call my mother?

Darth Eggplant
08-25-2002, 01:02 AM
^ Hibblety Gibblety Granity Gook

< says last page is thread
going to go expire, if it does
we'll have to make part deux

V you are the Walrus Goo Goo Ka Choo!

08-25-2002, 07:12 AM
^ Coo coo kachu to you too.

< I need a drink

V Come drink with me. We'll get smashed and then we'll go shoot rats in my attic. And maybe a few streetlights. Whaddaya say?

King Andrei
08-25-2002, 07:15 AM
^ We'll be shooting cops too?

> Shoot over 10000 GTA2 cops.

V Has GTA2.

08-25-2002, 07:48 AM
^ I've told you before, no. I have GTA1 and GTA3, that's it. But I dowloaded Counterstrike last night, so get ready to kick my ass! (Yes, I meant to say that.)

< I'm off, to trip the light fantastic

V Will you join our shooting spree?

King Andrei
08-25-2002, 10:04 AM
^ Yes.
> There's a bug on my computer! Oh, wait that's a virus: HEEEEE%#@^N DShysdhj53werhbf

V t32b5g34wh6j34awj6

08-25-2002, 11:55 AM
^ Don't give me your filthy random numbers and letters disease!

< I already have a virus on my computer. It's called Windows 98.

V Oh my god it's horrible! What is it?

Darth Eggplant
08-25-2002, 06:26 PM
^ it's just me
an ugly bag of mostly water.

< good luck with that job thing
on monday aug 26th Gendo!:D

V a feeling of dread or is it
stomach gas appraoches next.
you quake and shake
like a jello bomb

08-26-2002, 06:19 AM
^ Why, you took the words out of my mouth, sir.

< As far as I can tell, I am now a shift worker. I don't even know who I'm working for. I miss my old job.

V Is never afraid to buck the system.

Darth Eggplant
08-26-2002, 03:27 PM
^ you sir are a Bonzi Buckaroo

< shiftwork is nice
especially the night shift
because then everyone you meet
you can say: "I am the Night!"

V eats
banana fried chicken steak
just like the King did

08-26-2002, 03:40 PM
^ Like the King?

< I am the King, the King of Wishful Thinking. Or is that "Excessive Drinking? Bah I'm too drunk to remember.

V Hey, I have an idea! Let's get pissed!

Darth Eggplant
08-26-2002, 05:51 PM
^ if only you could do it electronically

< and those *****'s in Star Trek drink
modifyied non drunken alcohol even chief
O'Brien god, his Irish ancestors would be
turning over in their graves.

V wants to break out their
Bikini and visit the Caribbean
(curse those compelling
side advertisements, on our forum)

08-27-2002, 04:11 PM
^ No side advertisements, no forums. Also, my bikini is none of your concern and I'll thank you to keep out of my personal affairs.

< The only thing I value more than my bikini are my satin and lace teddies.

V So tell me, is it really not easy being green? Or are you just being a whiner?

Darth Eggplant
08-28-2002, 07:41 PM
^ there is nothing like a good wine,
my favourite 'I wanna Go To Miami!'
you weiner

< saw a bit of a movie with Scotty
playing a man servant to a dog,
wow ST convention money only goes
so far I gather.

V is going to point an arrow
at me and snide and sneer
but I fear not.

Tall Guy
08-29-2002, 05:46 AM
^ is now sucking on my arrow!

< Is sat in college very bored

V dosn't give a shiny sh!te :D

08-29-2002, 07:45 AM
^ On the contrary, my ****e be very shiny.

< I don't really have glasses like my avatar does.

V Gimme a drink. I'm outta booze and I'm broke. But most importantly I'm outta booze. And broke.

Darth Eggplant
08-29-2002, 04:34 PM
^ a bottle in front of G
is like a frontal Lobotomy

< this morning
I found a plastic wrapped
piece of chicken sitting
on my kitchen counter,
so no joke, I am going to have
like Chicken tonight,
like chicken tonight.

V will she finally be ungrounded?
hopefully Kaldaravera will post next.
(if not looks good in
IK's frilly girly unmentionables.)

08-29-2002, 05:59 PM
^ Purely a comfort thing.

< I have no time for jibba jabba.

V Stay in school.

Isis Kaldara
08-29-2002, 10:07 PM
^ "The spark of his life has been smothered in sh!te. His spirit is gone, but his stench remains!"

< "Oh, my! Noone can get into that position!"

V "Get offa me!"

Darth Eggplant
08-30-2002, 01:24 AM
^ your just a stupid girl with a flower

< better a stupid girl with a flower
than a stupid boy with a stick

V 'Hello! It's called a Lance."

09-01-2002, 03:02 AM
^ I had a lance once. He got away though.

< Being all that I can be.

V I control your destiny.

Tall Guy
09-03-2002, 04:53 AM
^ also controls my news page...which is DEAD!!!!!!

< needs to fix the news system

v wont wanna help!!

(dont worry gendo, it wasn't your fault...much :D:D:D)

Darth Eggplant
09-04-2002, 12:07 PM
^ should I help the helpless?
I would if I could but the Atlantic
stretches between us; and I must sing
the song about "The Big Boat."

< monkey see monkey doo doo,
man never own a filthy ape.

V digs cyber spam advertizements

Darth Eggplant
09-04-2002, 12:12 PM
^ I had the last post here

< the forum did not acknowledge it

V now you have the last post here

Tall Guy
09-05-2002, 05:10 AM
^ is redeemed

< is getting a new pc soon (w00t :D:D:D)

V will want my old one :) (actually you wont...its steam powered)

Darth Eggplant
09-05-2002, 12:14 PM
^ you can keep it to steam out
the creases in your nickers

< wants to know how Gendo
possessed this post
so his name always shows
as last posted?

V had a salami and cheese sandwich
today before going to a seminar on
dynamic dust bunnies 101

Tall Guy
09-06-2002, 06:39 AM
off the topic for a minute, how did Gendo do that?!?! it also says that he started the word accosiation thread but I did...mmmmm

this thread is serioulsy muddled, head over to the one Darth started to continue the game.......