View Full Version : Who wants to make another story!!!!!

09-06-2001, 04:54 PM
Same rules as the old one


One peaceful morning Chewie is walking in the forest when suddenly a group of naboo soldiers jump out from the bushes and trees and attack chewie. Chewie is taken by surprise and.....

09-06-2001, 05:03 PM
George Lucas yells: CUT!!!
Man, what a bad scene this will be- He says... Episode 7 with the Naboo again? Guess I'll have to re-script the whole movie...

Admiral Odin
09-06-2001, 07:37 PM
Then Jar Jar comes out of the dressing room, and Greogre says "I'm dead if...

xwing guy
09-06-2001, 10:51 PM
... I see him." So george fell over and died. And then the new director know only as xwing guy changed the title of Ep2 to..

09-07-2001, 04:25 PM
one that is better than the old one (which could b anything) when xwing guy dies of a sudden heart attack JEDI_MASTA becomes the director and after episodes 2 and 3 desides to make ep 7 with the title of...

09-07-2001, 04:37 PM
Another New Hope (This time for the Empire)...

xwing guy
09-07-2001, 05:42 PM
But xwing guy comes back from the dead and kills jedi masta and takes over as director and makes Ep 7,8, and 9 based off of the NJO seires.

09-07-2001, 07:40 PM
And the whole production colapses into chaos!

Wookies where hunting gungans, and the ewoks ate yoda!

It was horrible!

09-07-2001, 08:36 PM
Oni :tsk: NO double posting...

All the sudden the ghost of Boss Gallo, the ancient gungan leader rises from his grave and...

xwing guy
09-09-2001, 05:45 PM
Then Darth Vader arose from the grave and boss Gallo said "Strike me down and I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

Admiral Odin
09-10-2001, 06:04 PM
Vader then complied by cutting off Gallo's legs, Gallo then said....

09-11-2001, 04:47 PM
good thing u missed ..........suddenly jedi master comes back from the dead kills xwing guy and yells cut after becoming the new director suddenly we are instantly transported to the real star wars universe where thrawn is....

Trade Fed Ed
09-11-2001, 07:06 PM
a faamba....:c3po:

Trade Fed Ed
09-12-2001, 04:25 PM
but then he turned back into thrawn and started painting a faamba....

09-12-2001, 06:43 PM
when he said this story sucks

instantly he went to the spaceport got onto his supa star destroyer and .....

09-13-2001, 07:33 PM
Shot himself in the head and before that started the self destuction countdown. Meanwhile, in luke's house, luke is sleeping when han comes in and says "its an emergency, I......

Admiral Odin
09-13-2001, 07:58 PM
acidentally burned out your sisters hair dryer. I need to do something with it before she wakes up....

die rebel scum
09-14-2001, 10:12 AM
where is this story going???

09-14-2001, 02:54 PM
Stop breaking this great chain:mad::swear::tsk::evil3::evil5:

anyway, she wakes up and gets angry and shoots at han. Han screams like a little sissy school girl and runs into a hutt.and the hutt pours salt and pepper on han and.....

die rebel scum
09-14-2001, 06:57 PM
it excidently gets on the hutt and he disolves like a snail then boba fett comes for Han and aims his blaster and...

09-14-2001, 07:06 PM
Pulled the trigger. But a small flag with the word 'Bang!" on it popped out. Taking advantage of Fett's momentary confusion.....

xwing guy
09-14-2001, 09:44 PM
Han blows fetts head off with his blaster and han says"Ewww.. what a mess." But then Leia...

09-15-2001, 01:30 PM
Blows hans head off and run after luke. While leia runs after him, luke takes his saber out, but it ran out of energy....

Admiral Odin
09-15-2001, 02:16 PM
Hitting the lightsaber in disgust, it accidentaly turns ons and cuts off....

xwing guy
09-15-2001, 06:26 PM
Leia's head, but realizing whats happened he used the force to heal han and leia and make them forget the whole thing. But then...

09-15-2001, 09:32 PM
then his saber turned on and cut off his...

Trade Fed Ed
09-17-2001, 04:17 PM
but han all of a sudden becomes one with the force and puts it back on, unfortunately...

Trade Fed Ed
09-17-2001, 04:47 PM
(add head be4 my post)

09-17-2001, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by Trade Fed Ed
(add head be4 my post)

you can edit posts you know...

He put it on backwards...

Trade Fed Ed
09-17-2001, 06:32 PM
(thanx d. rommel)

of course this was rather confusing for luke and he stumbled into a giant sand pit with a .......

Admiral Odin
09-17-2001, 07:54 PM
sand worm from Arrakis. Luke wondered how that got in the sand, but before the thought could be finished....

09-18-2001, 04:41 PM
You know what,I just realized it! I never got a gift basket when i joined the forum.(sniffle,sniffle,sniffle):( Whahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :ball:

a person comes out and grabs luke's leg and says"please take me with you",luke says"get the hell off me u freak." luke slices the guys arm off and gets out only to realize that that was lando!
luke says "oh my god,what have i done." then shrugs his shoulders and says"oh well"......

Trade Fed Ed
09-19-2001, 04:42 PM
you look better like that! when...

09-20-2001, 01:45 PM
The God Emporor of Dune crushed them both with his mighty bulk!

(don't feel too bad, I never get gift baskets!)