The Gayest and most retarted thing.

[The oUt/<ast]

Whats the Gayest and most retarted thing you have heared after you defeated a noob.


The gayest i have heared

Noob starts ass- attacking
Noob kills 2 people slashing uselessly
Me Backswings once
Noob: OH! OH! THAT BITCH BACKSWINGED. HE SHOUDL BE HANGED. LETS BURN HIM, EVERYONE TEAM UP ON HIM
Right about now, the people that he game cheap shots to would come to kick his ass.

[icefox98]

Icefox/Rosco: Erm, bow dude show me some mothertrucking respect! (It's mothertrucking too.)

The oUt/<ast: Hah, n00b I'm gonna pwn j00 because your the most gay and retarded thing I've ever seen.

Rosco: Both?


The oUt/<ast: Yep.

Rosco: Hmmm.... Well, BOW AND SHOW THE ROSCO SOME MOTHERTRUCKING RESPECT!

The oUt/<ast: (Bows, but then turns around to show me his OTHER side.

Rosco: *Gasps* Oh, no you didn't!(Ignites saber, runs over to The oUt/<ast with his back still turned in a bowing manner, and backstabs him.

The oUt/<ast: OMG OMG OMFG BS STFU UR GAY N00b! That was the most gayest and retarded thing I have ever seen!

Rosco: Gayest AND retarded?

The oUt/<ast: Yep.

Rosco: Ah.


-Rosco

[The oUt/<ast]

.... What the **** did i do to deserve that?

[Hanch Saode]

Dunno...but I do know, that people get offended by the most simple things!

[The oUt/<ast]

Good Point.

[Jedi Legend]

I don't understand. You imply that you mean 'gay' as a slang term meaning homosexual. Yet the person you refered to as a n00b did not say anything that would hint he was a homosexual. Am I missing something here?

[Hanch Saode]

Bah...let's just calm down...and not get so upset....now kust let go of this post if it offend you....plz....let's try having a positive atmosphere here....counting from.....


.......NOW....... :):)

[Luc Solar]

Originally posted by icefox98
Icefox/Rosco: Erm, bow dude show me some mothertrucking respect! (It's mothertrucking too.)
The oUt/<ast: Hah, n00b I'm gonna pwn j00 because your the most gay and retarded thing I've ever seen.
...................
Rosco: Gayest AND retarded?
The oUt/<ast: Yep.
Rosco: Ah.
-Rosco

ROFLMAO!! :D :D Go icefox98 GO!

[-[MotU]-Lyger|=-]

dude when that sh!t happens i run in helpin the person who is sapose go be getting beat.

[JaledDur]

I believe he was referring the the net slang 'ghey', which means reaflly f-ing lame.

[Homosexual Ewok]

I had a guy who I had just beaten in a duel match sit in spec mode and flame away with the usual set of "gay, lame, no honor, no skill, you suck" responses you received when you killed them with a backstab.

Normally, I usually just ignore them but this dude kept on going after 3 more matches while he waited.

Finally I see him type, "Yeah and I just owned your ass!"

I asked him what the Hell he meant by that because I had beaten him in all of about 6 seconds when we played.

He stated that because I was ignoring him and not responding to his insults that I had just been "Chat Owned".

In all the years I have been playing online I have never heard anything so utterly ridiculous and actually ended up losing the current match I was playing because I could not stop laughing at this guy and his frustration.

[Hanch Saode]

LOL! Chatowned.... TAKE THAT!

*sigh* what a jerk.....there is no such thing as CHAT OWNED!!!

And if there were....I'd say you had chatowned him, by not responding to any of his lame comments.....

[Mercen4ry]

Chat owned. :lol:

What was that old children's saying? "Sticks and stones (or in this case, lightsabers) can break my bones, but words will never hurt me?"

Sad. It seems flamers get worse and worse every day, from all their pent up frustration, rage, and anger at sucking in general. Tch. Some people.... :rolleyes:

[XERXES]

"chat owned" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: thats the most ridicilous thing ive ever heard!!

Some people take this game so seriously its not even funny. One time I was dueling, it just started and he was bowing to me. I was like, "schwing!! I got an idea" (in previous fights this guy would flame you for using backstab OR DFA...I mean he would get ON you about it then he goes and does it and claims he is the master at JK2)

So, with that in mind. I walked over to him real fast as he was bowing and backstabbed him (he died obviously) just to see what his reaction would be. I'm tellin you right now, ive never laughed so hard in my life (with the exception of that "if the movies played like JK2" thread) HE WAS PISSED ROYALLY!!! I mean, a constant stream of cuss words, I could not believe how serious this guy was.

After a few more rounds of playing, I faced him again. This time he went psyco on me, he was swingin away. Backsweeping/stabing left and right. I kept dodging them easy. I hadnt even egnited my saber, and for a little bit I was only kicking him. I probably kicked him 3 or 4 times before he typed in something like "nOOb why dont you fight me like a man??" I was almost in tears from laughing so hard cause he hadnt even hit me yet. So I said "fine sonny-boy" and then finished him with some yellow stance swings. After that, he disconnected.

:D

[BIGBrother]

Chat owned?..........BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA...*deep breath*...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I needed that, thanks.

[Dystopia]

when u think about it "chatowned" is about as funny as computer game owned.



maybe not....



i own you all in anycase.

[Luc Solar]

ChatOwned?!

Uh.. :joy:

................Chat........Owned?!

*gasp*

*gasp*


*dies*

[Talon_of_BHG]

Back when I used the U104 patch mod and an assfighter came in. He got killed 5 times in quick succession and when I told him they fixed the backstab in this mod, all he said was "well thats gay" and left. LoL got a good laugh from that one :)

[Bird Of Prey!]

:rolleyes:

Um, the gayest, most retarded thing let me think...........

First on my list would be somene who is intolerant and posts a post like this. Especially when they only have 4 posts total!

Second is anyone who uses the term "Noob." Everyone here, at one time or another, was new to online MP gaming and/or the Jedi Outcast game. I myself am happy to see more and more people discover the online gaming realm. More players leads to more servers and more competition that I can test my skills against. It is idiots like yourself that scare these new players away.

Your post screams one thing: "I am a mediocre player who has learned one or two lethal moves, like backspin, and now I THINK I'm the ****. However, I know that I'm really not the best so I'll put other players down to make myself feel better!"

Posts like this make me sick!:evanpiel:

[Lunatic Jedi]

Wait... were you actually reading these posts? They're hilarious! These morons are given a taste of their own medicine, and they react so terribly! They whine and moan and swear to no end!

And what about that one guy. CHAT OWNED? WTF? I really couldn't believe how stupid that noob (oops I said it, better hang me, BOP! :rolleyes: ) was! He gets royally owned, so he backs out into spectator mode and spams the chat menu with line after line of senseless flaming, then after about a half hour says he just "chat owned" Homo Ewok?

There are two reasons why this is stupid and hilarious:

1. "Chat owned? That doesn't even exist! The noob was probably just trying to compensate for his absolute suckyness in the game.

2. He said he had "chat owned" Homo Ewok because he hadn't responded to his flames. I don't know what gave the guy that idea. He needs to get it through his head. When somebody doesn't respond to you no matter how excessively you spam, it means they DON'T GIVE A **** ABOUT YOU!!! :rolleyes:

Read the posts, and try and try to deny that those noobs were exhibiting terribly hipocritical and immature behavior.

[Bird Of Prey!]

Lunatic, excuse me if I was too harsh. I agree that these responses are funny and that the "Novices," who said them, were out of line. However, I've played on a bunch of JKII servers and have seen 10 intolerant veteran Jedi players for every 1 mouthy novice.

I've watched many awesome players slay newbie after newbie and then post nasty things like: "Typical Noob" "Find a different game loser" and several that I wouldn't post here. A lot of the veteran JKII, and other MP gamers, can be very cruel to new players.

I guess it's the fact that I'm from the "old school" of MP gaming. I remember the 22.800, 33.600, and 56K dial-up days. The days when you'd be exstatic to find 5 other players, with decent pings, who were worthy Duke-Nukem 3d, Quake, or Quake 2, opponents. In those days we were not totally rude to each other.

Oh well, flame on!!

[Lunatic Jedi]

Well, I will admit, newbies do get flamed senselessly by some of the more aggressive members of the JKII community, but IMO, cases of this aren't as pervasive in JKII as in other games (T2!)

However, the noobs in those posts do deserve the title of noobs. What they were doing was a true show of childish and intolerant behavior.

[Kstar__2]

when they grip me when i spawn in ns_streets, and then trow me too deats, still with the f***ing bubble around me

(happend 2day)

[mythren]

mmm...spaghetti...


:hatchrun:

[DarthNoodles]

What I think is "GAY"...

1. ph34r, l33t, haxors, ...
These words with the number in them are SO stupid. They look so lame and prove nothing.

2. "System spec whores" I don't care what kind of computer you're running unless it's to help one another with a tech problem. I always see these braggarts with the specs in sig's and server lines. Sorry, but I don't drool over COOL specs.

[Marvelous*]

when they grip me when i spawn in ns_streets, and then trow me too deats, still with the f***ing bubble around me


Use absorb dude.. then push 'em off
or shoot 'em :launcher:

[FatalStrike]

The most annoying thing I hear is not after but before I kill a noob!

Context:
I use Heavy, I kick, and I throw when people try to make me attack by standing still and taunting"

After accepting a duel.
Noob writes
"No throwing, no kicking, and only medium. ok?"

-Yeah I know that it isn't funny but i hate it. Also I would like to say that Chat Owned is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life.

thank you

[Solo4114]

In terms of the issue regarding new players beening "n00bs" or whatever variant you have on that name, I have the following theory, which has been discussed on the PlanetWolfenstein RTCW general chat board.

Newbie:

Someone new to the game, eager to learn, and trying to have fun within the spirit of the game. They ask for help, they try their best, and when you give them advice, they try to use it, so as to someday become NOT a newbie. IE: you join a server, notice that people are bowing on it, and ask, "Why are you bowing?" Someone writes back "Sign of respect, dude." You say, "Oh, ok. Cool." And go along with it. You're just a newbie. Or if you see people doing this cool move where they flip over your head and attack you from above, and you say, "Hey, how do I do that?" That just makes you a newbie. No big deal.

N00b:

(I really dislike using haxor speak, but I make an exception for this word.) Someone who, regardless of experience in the game, seeks to have fun by ruining other people's fun. In RTCW this can be someone who intentionally teamkills, someone who, when possible, blows up their own objective, etc., etc. In JO, it could be someone who uses some sort of cheat or exploit, someone who (when teamdamage is on) tries to kill his own teammates, etc., etc. Essentially someone who plays outside the spirit of the game, and derives pleasure from ruining it for other folks. So, for example, if you've gone on a server that states clearly in the rules "Backstabbers will be booted and blocked" then join the server and spend your time doing nothing but backstabbing, congrats. You're a n00b. Here's yer sign. Likewise, if you go onto a server that states in its name "Backstabbing ONLY. Any use of force powers will result in expulsion", go in and start frying people with lightning, congrats. You're a n00b. Here's your sign. These are people who get their kicks from frustrating other people's enjoyment of the game.

[mythren]

^
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Finally...

You probably didn't read what I said somewhere else on these boards about 2 weeks ago, but it was almost EXACTLY like that - I'm glad to see that people DO know the differenace between a Newbie and a n00b...looks like some of the guys over on RTCW know what they're talking about :).

I wrote my own 'theories' on newbies vs n00bs...but it was worded almost exactly the same :).

Bravo!

[RpTheHotrod]

Chat owned?


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If there was ONE PICTURE I was allowed to post IN-GAME for someone like that, it would have to be......




http://whitebunnay.net/boards/mainpics/erikalsosays.jpg

[Lunatic Jedi]

PWAH HA! pld! Truly pld!

[Clone_1102A]

LOL HAHhhAHAHAHAH Laughing my butt off!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA Is that fez??? HAHAHHAH

[§øníç]

Originally posted by Bird Of Prey!
:rolleyes:

Um, the gayest, most retarded thing let me think...........

First on my list would be somene who is intolerant and posts a post like this. Especially when they only have 4 posts total!

Second is anyone who uses the term "Noob." Everyone here, at one time or another, was new to online MP gaming and/or the Jedi Outcast game. I myself am happy to see more and more people discover the online gaming realm. More players leads to more servers and more competition that I can test my skills against. It is idiots like yourself that scare these new players away.



stfu n00b!

[Lunatic Jedi]

A masterful ironic statement, Sonic.

[uber h@x0r]

whats wrong with being a h@x0r
h@x0r are unigue and give the game flavor

you cant own someone over a video games
you can only own some one if you were somewhat rich and white and lived in the 17-1800's

[Solo4114]

Nothing's wrong with being a hacker. I just get annoyed by haxorspeak. People who write things like ph34r 1337 0wNz3r3d, etc. just tick me off, I guess. Maybe I'm just an old fart, but I enjoy reading and writing the English language, so when I see people who pop onto a server and start yelling "Ph34r mY Ub3r 1337 sk177z!!!" or whatever, it makes me want to smack them over the head with a large copy of the Oxford English Dictionary. :)

[NerfYoda]

Originally posted by uber h@x0r
whats wrong with being a h@x0r
h@x0r are unigue and give the game flavor

you cant own someone over a video games
you can only own some one if you were somewhat rich and white and lived in the 17-1800's

There are MANY things wrong with bieng a h4x0r. They've taken the once noble past time of hacking & mutated it into something that youll see on CNN. Hackers = good. Hackers will build things you never knew were possible. H4x0rs destroy things for idiotic reasons. They don't learn; They merely re-enact. H4x0rs are the reason I have to use firewalls, Antivirus software, and ACL's. Hackers are the reason my servers operating system is as robust & powerful as it is.

[<>Phant0m<>]

Originally posted by Bird Of Prey!
I've watched many awesome players slay newbie after newbie and then post nasty things like: "Typical Noob" "Find a different game loser" and several that I wouldn't post here. A lot of the veteran JKII, and other MP gamers, can be very cruel to new players.


How sad, people that just wanna try the game online with real peepz get treated like this :(



These are the so called "Awesome" players i like to rip apart.

[Bird Of Prey!]

Originally posted by §øníç


stfu n00b!

Wow, you're a man of many words! Bet it took you a while to come up with that response. Ouch, that hurt, you really flamed me there! :rolleyes:

Actually, all you did was reinforce my point! It's rude ass people like you that ruin JKII multiplayer and this forum.

[HellFyre69]

Originally posted by uber h@x0r
whats wrong with being a h@x0r
h@x0r are unigue and give the game flavor

you cant own someone over a video games
you can only own some one if you were somewhat rich and white and lived in the 17-1800's


Well I dont even think that you are a "Haxor"... but o well... Think wutever you wanna b eh eh... I'm a HellFyre.. One of the flames from hell =P

[Hiteche5]

whats wrong with being a h@x0r

This and n00b, words that are losing their meaning.

True hackers are those people so well versed in code as to be able to rewrite existing code for their own use. The true hackers are people who can enter the microsoft database and download the Windows code and break it so that they can rewrite it and make it more useful and free to the public.

Alot of "h@xorz" these days are people who download a program made by a real hacker and use it to do something malicious to somebody because it's funny in their own warped sense of humor.

733t speak was also not something invented by gamers either. It originally was a way that people who chatted could curse without the admin bots blocking the message and it spilled into the gaming world from there. It was a way you could call somebody an @ss without seeing the *** in your chat.

Solo4114 already covered the n00b thing. (Good post BTW) But some people don't use the words in the right context so people of "uber skillz" call everybody they beat a n00b and people who beat them "haxorsz"