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King Andrei
07-14-2002, 08:06 PM
1) Spends an hour to look at a juice box, because it says: "Concentrate"
2) Tries to drown a fish.
3) When the police say: "Freeze!" he/she quickly book a flight to the North Pole.
4) ****s for virginity.
5) Opens his/her bathroom door, so no one can see him/her through the key hole, while bathing.
6) Wastes two hours in one hour.
7) Gets stabbed in a shooting.
8) Asks "What color?" when you tell the person you bought a GameBoy Color.

Continue...:D

Sanspoof
07-14-2002, 09:09 PM
You can also tell if someone's an idiot if they:

1.) Put holes in their umbrella to see if it's raining.

2.) Bury the radio in the back yard when the battery's dead.

3.) Ask for toast when you say you've run out of bread.

4.) Go to a football match and support the referee.

5.) Hold a funeral when someone calls them brain-dead.

6.) Remove their bike wheels so they don't get a puncture.

7.) Create a concrete pillow so they go to sleep as soon as their head hits it.

8.) Say that Tim Henman will win Wimbledon (:rolleyes: ! This is not a joke. This is REALITY)

scabb
07-14-2002, 11:27 PM
You can tell someone is an idiot if they...

1) ...Ponder which apartment was built first, theirs or the one above them

2) ...Write a book on how to read

3) ...Think the latest series of 'The Simpsons' is excellent

Ztev
07-15-2002, 12:06 AM
You can tell if someone is an idiot if they...

Post in this thread. :D


And, yes, I am aware of the irony of me posting in this thread. :)

King Andrei
07-16-2002, 04:42 AM
Hello, I am the GF Forums administrator.

I am now banning you for flaming. No, no, just kidding...:D


Ahh, ignore that!:D
Anyway, you can also tell if someone is an idiot if he/she:

1) Wonders what to wear, when he/she goes onto a public forum. (ex: this forum:D:p)

2) Asks: "Where is the bathroom?" in a Chat Room.

3) (this one works only if the person is a male): He looks at a women's room sign, and goes in thinking: "Ohh! Goody! I get to **** chicks for free!"

4) Calls women: "Gay!"

5) Calls men: "Lesbians!":D;P

6) Call an ambulance when someone passes out in a hospital.

7) When a doctor is sick, he/she tells one of his patients: "Now it's your turn!"

8) Calls the firemen to put out his/her ciggare.

9) Repairs an electronic object that already works.

10) Goes into a casino and yells: "Free Cash!!!":D

more will follow...(:D X infinity)

Gatorboy
07-16-2002, 08:08 PM
you also know that the person is an idiot when he takes a topicposted by me in the harbor and posts it here with a few modifications :p jk

Isis Kaldara
07-17-2002, 12:50 PM
You can tell when someone's an idiot when they...um...what was it again?...I kinda lost my train of thought...um...come back to me...I'll remember it...eventually...

(My point exactly...)

King Andrei
07-24-2002, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by Gatorboy
you also know that the person is an idiot when he takes a topicposted by me in the harbor and posts it here with a few modifications :p jk

Where? I don't see that topic posted by Gatorboy anywhere...:p;)

Metallus
07-24-2002, 06:26 PM
You can tell if someone is an idiot if he/she:

1.) Starts a thread that's exactly the same as a thread that was closed by a moderator.

B.) Didn't realize that this is a repeat thread (http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=67404), started by the same person, no less.

Oh yeah, and *lock*