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Tyrion
07-15-2002, 11:40 PM
1.You will get disconnected as the worst possible time.

2.You will have to piss at the brink of victory,thus leading to a horrible loss.

3.As you are gloating over a glorious kill,you WILL be shot in the back and killed.

4.The newbies and backstabbers(I mean the ones who turn on you,not the assfighters) are always on your team.

5.If you think something bad in the game(Like saying(Oh man I REALLY dont want to disconnect from the game) it will happen.Note that this does not happen vise versa.

6. If you have a dial-up,the phone will ring at the worst possible time.

7.If you win a game against a hacker,say bye-bye to your computer.

8. Wins make you hated,loses makes you a n00b.

9. Never win against admins of the server, as you will proptly be diconnected.

10.No matter what you do for your computer(give it flowers,give it a good cleaning, marry it..er scratch that,you want it to like you) the computer will be out to get you,as that is thier purpose in the circle of life.

Nice laws,eh?

Darth Knight
07-15-2002, 11:46 PM
yeah yeah good good i like those good job

Mercen4ry
07-15-2002, 11:47 PM
11. Sniping WILL get you flamed, hunted, and/or booted.
12. Any time you plant a trip mine, your team will be drawn to it like a moth to the flame. TD is optional.
13. Teammates will ALWAYS hog the spawn you want so damn much.
14. ... which always happens when you have the flag.
15. ... and your teammates will fire on you because that flag looks a whole lot like the enemy team. :rolleyes:

Sorry, but I felt the need to add my own rants to your list. You don't mind, do you? :rolleyes:

Exterminator234
07-16-2002, 04:59 AM
unfortunately those are usually true

Camus
07-16-2002, 05:20 AM
16. When you get your favorit weapon one of the dumbest bots are right behind you...

17. You can play on a LAN but that doesnt mean your firewall wont let you finish the game...

18. When you make a far win you are hunted... If you kill your self on accident you get flamed...

19. You can always have the biggest gun but always run out of ammo right when you get surrouned...

Agen
07-16-2002, 05:22 AM
yeh, also soon as you have killed your opponent soemthing terrible will happpen (like walking into a dfa or falling off a cliff)

whitedragon
07-16-2002, 05:24 AM
ant it the truth

JrKASperov
07-16-2002, 05:39 AM
KASperov's ONLY MP law:

-Play against bots cause you suck bad and you cant get on servers because of your stupid firewall

:D

s0ulblihtr
07-16-2002, 06:42 AM
- you walk into a server with a ton of clan members who try to team up and "House" the server, but you whoop all their arses and they just leave or boot you if its their server... Classic!

Darth Talliusc
07-16-2002, 12:15 PM
its so true all of them, i especially like tyrions comment about the comp out to get you, ill elaborate in my case, my computer (the one in my room not any of the other ones strangely) has a strange quirk, if its too humid outside (like in the summer) it cant get electricity to flow very well and whatever that spinny thing that makes the computer go is, will stop working unless you hit it. and believe me its annoying when you're about to crush an enemy in pvp and you have to kickstart your comp again, on average i get 5 minutes out of this comp a day, thankfully im getting a new one at the end of the month.

and no the spinny thing is not the fan, im not sure what it is but it prevents my computer from recognizing the primary display driver.

ibballin
07-16-2002, 12:19 PM
dont forget the one where you have the flag(or dont) and all of a sudden there is lag and you walk off a cliff

JandoFett1842
07-16-2002, 12:30 PM
Nice laws,eh?

TRUE LAWS! :rotf:

All that stuff is true, However unfotunete it may be!

SharaFett
07-16-2002, 01:14 PM
hehe i know EXACTLY how you guys could take out your frustration.

a back near christmas, my friend's 233mhz personal server kept crapping up on him. i mean, AT THE WORST possible time. he would be like 10 seconds from completing a HUGE anime compilation download and the thing would overheat or somehitng and wouldnt start up for hours. so one night all of us (like 7 of us) were at an lan party and his server goes down again. he was soo ****ing pissed. so you know what we all did? (we learned this from the movie, Office SPace). we took that bitch-ass comp outside in the snow we chucked it off the balcony. we chased it with any metal rod we could find in the house and had SOO much fun. PEOPLE--- LISTEN TO ME--- spend 20-30 bucks online on a crappy computer. when you recieve it, go outside and bash the **** out of it! it relieves SOO much tension. and it brings back the mentality that the COMPUTER is your bich- not vice versa. now, when my comp craps out on me, i dont think twice about kicking the bitch.

NerfYoda
07-16-2002, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by Darth Talliusc
its so true all of them, i especially like tyrions comment about the comp out to get you, ill elaborate in my case, my computer (the one in my room not any of the other ones strangely) has a strange quirk, if its too humid outside (like in the summer) it cant get electricity to flow very well and whatever that spinny thing that makes the computer go is, will stop working unless you hit it. and believe me its annoying when you're about to crush an enemy in pvp and you have to kickstart your comp again, on average i get 5 minutes out of this comp a day, thankfully im getting a new one at the end of the month.

and no the spinny thing is not the fan, im not sure what it is but it prevents my computer from recognizing the primary display driver.

You mean the fleet of hamsters on wheels under the power supply? If you need to kick your computer to get a fan going then you should replace the fan. :) Also just to make sure youre getting good airflow clean out your computer with a can of air roughly once a month.

Tyrion
07-16-2002, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by SharaFett
hehe i know EXACTLY how you guys could take out your frustration.

a back near christmas, my friend's 233mhz personal server kept crapping up on him. i mean, AT THE WORST possible time. he would be like 10 seconds from completing a HUGE anime compilation download and the thing would overheat or somehitng and wouldnt start up for hours. so one night all of us (like 7 of us) were at an lan party and his server goes down again. he was soo ****ing pissed. so you know what we all did? (we learned this from the movie, Office SPace). we took that bitch-ass comp outside in the snow we chucked it off the balcony. we chased it with any metal rod we could find in the house and had SOO much fun. PEOPLE--- LISTEN TO ME--- spend 20-30 bucks online on a crappy computer. when you recieve it, go outside and bash the **** out of it! it relieves SOO much tension. and it brings back the mentality that the COMPUTER is your bich- not vice versa. now, when my comp craps out on me, i dont think twice about kicking the bitch.

Yeah,but there's that eviromental problem with the lead and all....:D

BCanr2d2
07-16-2002, 08:04 PM
Always will you be within two steps from your next checkpoint and you will be killed, meaning that you will have to kill those 50-odd monsters again.

Anyone who has played Halo knows what I mean......