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-[MotU]-Lyger|=-
07-17-2002, 12:37 AM
quote anyone from anything, whats your favorite??


"I love having my own lightsaber, its the most exciting thing ive ever known, to have my own lightsaber is cool. not many people can say they have one"

- Ewan McGregor

think i have to agree with that.

Camus
07-17-2002, 12:40 AM
"As you know im a man of honor and if I say I'm going to kill my self damn well I'im going to kill my self..." <insert Camus' real name here>

obi
07-17-2002, 12:43 AM
I have two.

My upmost fav. of course if from Obi-wan Kenobi

"So what I told you was true, from a certain point of view."


Second best:

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"

:D

Clem
07-17-2002, 12:43 AM
"I find your lack of faith disturbing"
and "Excellelent" - Darthy Baby (the real 1 not maul the pretender)

or a few from the italian job

"Pretty Car" - Mafia boss (its just the way he says it)

being number 1

Hanch Saode
07-17-2002, 12:45 AM
See my sig.

And I like the "quote" if you can call it that, with Mace windu and the Battledroid...

Hand me that Loghtsaber......etc. Can't remember it precisely so I wont write it...if someone else could, it would be fine :)

-[MotU]-Lyger|=-
07-17-2002, 12:49 AM
Signfield hahaha
"you must wear zee rebon"

Mercen4ry
07-17-2002, 01:06 AM
Either the classic Soup Nazi "No Soup for you!" or the one I invented for my sig. :cool:

Tyrion
07-17-2002, 01:20 AM
"He's only mostly dead."The princess bride.

"Good?Bad?I'm the one with the gun."

"The best sign of intellegent life in the universe is that it hasnt contacted us"Calvin and hobbses

"The best way to spoil fun is to say that it builds character"Calvin and Hobbses

XtremeForce
07-17-2002, 01:25 AM
Not really my favorite but:
"Im no Jedi.Im Just a guy with a lightsaber and a few questions".-Kyle

-[MotU]-Lyger|=-
07-17-2002, 01:31 AM
damn i forgot about Evil Dead, ok here goes "Groovy..."

yeah haha, the nazi "No soup!"

man you guys come up with the funny ones

"He's only mostly dead"

Mercen4ry
07-17-2002, 01:40 AM
Originally posted by Tyrion
"He's only mostly dead."The princess bride.

"Good?Bad?I'm the one with the gun."

"The best sign of intellegence in the universe is that it hasnt contacted us"Calvin and hobbses

"The best way to spoil fun is to say that it builds character"Calvin and Hobbses

I miss Calvin and Hobbes... :(

Some of the bits with Rosalyn were great, ranging from "I wonder how many of these term paper write-ups I can get in one flush" to "Run Hobbes! She's got CLEATS."

And just about half of what his dad said about the Universe and cars....

Did I mention I miss Calvin and Hobbes? :(

Besides that, that quote from the Princess Bride was pretty good... but nothing will beat the following:

"My name is Emilo Montoya. You killed my father; prepare to die!" :D

leXX
07-17-2002, 01:47 AM
"My name is Emilo Montoya. You killed my father; prepare to die!"

gotta love Princess Bride and that is tempting as my top quote but I like the one I made up for my old signature:

"You can have my lightsaber when you pry it from my COLD DEAD HAND" - Lexx

Camus
07-17-2002, 01:49 AM
Originally posted by Mercen4ry


I miss Calvin and Hobbes... :(

Some of the bits with Rosalyn were great, ranging from "I wonder how many of these term paper write-ups I can get in one flush" to "Run Hobbes! She's got CLEATS."

And just about half of what his dad said about the Universe and cars....

Did I mention I miss Calvin and Hobbes? :(

Besides that, that quote from the Princess Bride was pretty good... but nothing will beat the following:

"My name is Emilo Montoya. You killed my father; prepare to die!" :D

Im 19 and im missem too... I also have another quote that I like but forgot...

"Thou shalt not kill remember. What kind of church man are you anyways?"
Vash - Trigun

mima kake
07-17-2002, 01:50 AM
My best quote is from this amazing dutch t.v. commercial




"BIERTJE" :cheers:

NightCrawler
07-17-2002, 01:58 AM
Always expect the unexpected!

Tyrion
07-17-2002, 02:05 AM
I have some more-

"I'd tell you,but then I'd have kill you"

"A good compromise leaves everyone mad"Calvin and hobbses

And my favorite Calvin and Hobbses quote-

"What assurance do I have that your parenting isnt screwing me up?"

:rofl:

leXX
07-17-2002, 02:15 AM
"do you expect me to talk?"
"no Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"

and

"he's dusting crops where there ain't no crops"

2 points for guessing the films :D

Camus
07-17-2002, 02:18 AM
Originally posted by lexx
"do you expect me to talk?"
"no Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"

and

"he's dusting crops where there ain't no crops"

2 points for guessing the films :D

I figured you would put this... "Dodge this *bang*"

leXX
07-17-2002, 02:28 AM
Originally posted by Camus


I figured you would put this... "Dodge this *bang*"

sshhh dont tell anyone but that's going under my name when I get to 1000. Damn it, you've spoilt it now! :mad: :D

Camus
07-17-2002, 02:36 AM
Originally posted by lexx


sshhh dont tell anyone but that's going under my name when I get to 1000. Damn it, you've spoilt it now! :mad: :D

Oops sorry I didnt know you was going to do that... im going to Spam-zilla if I get it under a week... ~stops and thinks~ dang I blew that one too... excuse me people Im going to put my head in a guillotine for that messing up both surprises... :s

Camus
07-17-2002, 02:38 AM
Originally posted by Camus


Oops sorry I didnt know you was going to do that... im going to Spam-zilla if I get it under a week... ~stops and thinks~ dang I blew that one too... excuse me people Im going to put my head in a guillotine for that messing up both surprises... :s
j/k

Shadow Angel
07-17-2002, 05:33 AM
Anything Palpatine says.

"I will MAKE it legal."

"Viceroy, I don't want this stunted slime in my sight again."

"Kill them immediately."

"Not for a Sith. This is my apprentice, DARTH MAUL. He will find your lost ship."

"There is no civility. Only politics."

"Enter the bureaucrat... the true rulers of the Republic. On the payroll of the Trade Federation, I might add. This is where Chancellor Valorum's strentgh will disappear."

"Now they will elect a new Chancellor. A STRONG Chancellor."

"Your Majesty, if I am elected, I promise to put an end to corruption."

"And you, young Skywalker- we will watch your career with great interest."

The thought of losing you would be.. unbearable."

I see you are becoming the most powerful of all Jedi."

"You don't need guidance." (I think he says that.)

"I love democracy.. I love the Republic."

"I will create a GRAND ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC, to counter the increasing threats of the Separatists."

"Welcome home, Lord Tyranus."

(in a very Mr. Burns fashion) "Excellent."

"I look forward to completing your training. In time, you will call me, Master."

"You, like your father, are now... MINE."

"Take your weapon. Strike me down with all f your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete!"

"So be it... JEDI."

"If you will not be turned, you will be... destroyed."

"You will pay the price for your lack of vision!"

"Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side."

"Only now, at the end, do you understand."

"And now, young Skywalker, you will die..."


You've got to admit, he's got some damn good lines.

SharaFett
07-17-2002, 08:24 AM
here's some thigns that cracks me up:

in chris rock's stand up show, "bigger and blacker", he's talking about the OJ trial:

"now i'm not saying he should have killed her- but i'd understand"

and WHO CAN FORGET THIS:
the SNL celebrity jeapordy series:

Trabeck: ok, fo $400, what sound does a dog make?
S. Connery: MOO!
Trabeck: ...that is incorrect, mr. connery
S. Connery: Well, that's the sound your mother made last night, trabeck!

LOLOLOLMAO

Goten583
07-17-2002, 08:49 AM
"The power comes in response to a need, not a desire." Goku-

Sorry but im a big DBZ dork.

"Isn't it about time we got back to hating the French?"- George Carlin

Darklighter
07-17-2002, 08:56 AM
ne of my fave game quotes from Max Payne:

'I was no hero. There was no glory in this. Just me, the gun, and the crook'

Check my sig for my SW fave quote:D

-[MotU]-Lyger|=-
07-17-2002, 09:49 AM
Originally posted by Goten583
"The power comes in response to a need, not a desire." Goku-

Sorry but im a big DBZ dork.

"Isn't it about time we got back to hating the French?"- George Carlin

i hear you on that man, DBZ is one of my fav shows, then Zoids

Zindell
07-17-2002, 10:04 AM
Wise men make proverbs, fools repeat them. Thasts my fave to say to people who make quotes.

I am become death, destroyer of worlds. oppenheimer said that after the atomic bomb

eben15
07-17-2002, 10:05 AM
I've got to start being nicer to my son and meaner to my dad-Homer.

Obi-wan, has taught you well-Vader.

I will f**k up your kids- Bernie Mac

If you'r old enough to talk back, you'r old enough to get kicked in the stomach or the throat- bernie Mac.

whitedragon
07-17-2002, 10:07 AM
"whats that" "this my friend is a pint" "it comes in pints....im getting one"
(from lotr"

Darklighter
07-17-2002, 10:08 AM
Bernie mac is hilarious:lol:

'Why you always cryin? You gotta be a man'

eben15
07-17-2002, 10:09 AM
I forgot one.

I am what children see when they first imagine what death will be like.- Midnighter, from the Authority.

whitedragon
07-17-2002, 10:10 AM
Originally posted by Goten583
[BSorry but im a big DBZ dork.

[/B]
no really i would have never guessed *glances at avatar*

XERXES
07-17-2002, 10:12 AM
the entire dune quote...i just have one part in my siggy. And the leg quote also in my sig:D

Camus
07-17-2002, 10:14 AM
Originally posted by XERXES
the entire dune quote...i just have one part in my siggy. And the leg quote also in my sig:D

Hey can you put it all out because Paul/Mohadie<cant remember how to spell his name> says it to fast... :S

whitedragon
07-17-2002, 10:20 AM
heres another one

"youd best un**** yourself OR I WILL UNSCREW YOUR HEAD AND **** DOWN YOUR NECK"

Shadow Angel
07-17-2002, 10:22 AM
"These days, all it takes for your dreams to come true is money and power." --President ShinRa, Final Fantasy VII


Definitely true, and sort of how I see things in life.

Darth Knight
07-17-2002, 10:30 AM
Do or do not, there is no try

-Yoda

i actually use that in real life is that bad?

Camus
07-17-2002, 10:33 AM
Originally posted by Darth Knight
Do or do not, there is no try

-Yoda

i actually use that in real life is that bad?


No it shows your a fan... :D

edit: If you run around slowching with a stick talking like him that is scary...

Darth Knight
07-17-2002, 10:46 AM
Originally posted by Camus



No it shows your a fan... :D

edit: If you run around slowching with a stick talking like him that is scary...

that was only for that week i have never done that since

whitedragon
07-17-2002, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by Darth Knight


that was only for that week i have never done that since
"you need more detail on the pinus"
(misspelled on purpous

Camus
07-17-2002, 10:50 AM
Originally posted by whitedragon

"you need more detail on the pinus"
(misspelled on purpous

That was uncalled for hes my clan leader... :S

Darth Knight
07-17-2002, 10:52 AM
Originally posted by whitedragon

"you need more detail on the pinus"
(misspelled on purpous

yeah i din't find that very funny

whitedragon
07-17-2002, 10:52 AM
Originally posted by Camus


That was uncalled for hes my clan leader... :S
no no no thats a quote but i dont think its from a movie

Elegy
07-17-2002, 12:53 PM
You sound like some pussy whipped 4th grader who spends his hours of free time dressing up in his grandma's panties, rubbing peanut butter all over himself.
Wit directed toward some dumbass at another one of my forums. Over there we don't immediately close posts and ban trouble makers. We pick them apart piece by piece and really bring out their stupidity before we give them the boot.

Weapon X
07-17-2002, 01:01 PM
"Caw, Caw, Bang F*CK i'm dead!"- The Crow
"God, has a HARD ON for Marines"- Full Metal Jacket
"IT'S HIM! WHAT'S HIM DOING HERE?"- The Jerk
"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun"- Army of Darkness
OBI-WAN: "You seem to be a little on edge."
ANAKIN: "Not at all."
OBI-WAN: "I have not felt you this tense since, we fell in that nest of gundarks"
Anaking laughs.
ANAKIN: "You fell in that nightmare Master, and I rescued you. Remember?"
OBI-WAN: "Oh Yes" *chuckles*
"I think we broke her"- The Crow
"Don't worry, I can sense everything that goes on in that room, trust me" "Your senses aren't that attuned, my young apprentice" "and yours are?" "possibly"- Attack of the Clones
"I... I killed them.... I killed them all... they are dead... every single one of them... and not just the man, but the woman, and the children to. They are like animals and I slathered them like animals. I hate them!"- Attack of the Clones

Darth Groovy
07-17-2002, 01:14 PM
The following quotes are from the funniest movie I have ever seen to date........Airplane!

"What's your vector victor? Roger over? Over you copy? Roger...huh?"

"That ho be messin' with my old lady got to be runnin cold up the side yo head......know what i'm sayin? Say guy pretty jay I did the same ole', same ole' , know what they say? See a broad to booty at am......lay me down to smack em' yack em! Cold got to be shiiiiiiii...........

"Excuse me I speake jive. Jive ass dude ain't got no brains anyhow!"

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffin' glue."

"We're taking out the storage depot at 0900 hours. We're coming in low below they're radar."

"When will you be back?"

"Well that's classified."

"What a pisser!"

"Don't start with your white zone **** again!"

"Billy do you like movies about gladiators?"

"Ever hang around the gymnasium?"

"Billy you ever seen a grown man naked?"

"I take my coffee black....like my men!"

"A hospital? What is it?"

"It's a big building with doctors and patients......but that's not important."

"Doctor surely you can't be serious!" "I am serious......and stop calling me Shirley!"

"I took the train to Hawaii and I never saw her again."

ibballin
07-17-2002, 01:41 PM
this one is from original kings of comedy

" i wish a mutha****er would!" -steve harvey

and im a simpsons fan so i have to throw in some

Sells guy : "Take this object, but beware! It carries a terrible
curse..."
Homer : "Ooh, that's bad!"
Sells guy: "...but it comes with a free frozen yogurt i call 'frogurt'..."
Homer : "That's good!"
Sells guy : "...the frogurt is also cursed..."
Homer : "That's bad!"
Sells guy : "...but you get your choice of topping..."
Homer : "That's good!"
Sells guy : "The toppings contain potassium benzoate..."
[Silence]
Sells guy : "That's bad!"
Homer : "Can I go now?"


homer-"Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!"

darthbong
07-17-2002, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by Camus


Im 19 and im missem too... I also have another quote that I like but forgot...

"Thou shalt not kill remember. What kind of church man are you anyways?"
Vash - Trigun

I'm 18 and I miss calvin and hobbes tons!
My fav quote form star wars would have to be,
[obi to anakin] "why do I get the feeling you'll be the death of me?"

and for just normal quotes:
"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." -Ambrose Bierce

"Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is."-Steve Martin


"You show me a capitalist, I'll show you a bloodsucker." -Malcolm X


"He who can, does. He who cannot teaches." -George Bernard Shaw


"There are no short cuts to any place worth going." -???


"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." -Gandhi


"Woman are meant to be loved, not to be understood." -Oscar Wilde


"Ninety percent of the game is half mental." -Jim Wohford


"Life without danger is a waste of oxygen." -???


"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder" -???


"The internet is a great way to get on the net." -Bob Dole


"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." -Britney Spears

Kstar__2
07-17-2002, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by mima kake
My best quote is from this amazing dutch t.v. commercial




"BIERTJE" :cheers:


"eyyyyyyyy" *does the funny thing with the hands* "biertje!"

LOL

SharaFett
07-17-2002, 10:45 PM
4 out of every 7 of the funniest quotes ever made are from none other than homer simpson! WOO HOO!

Reb Starblazer
07-17-2002, 11:10 PM
"Another chute! The Force is with me! THE FORCE IS WITH ME!Apparently the Force had to be somewhere else all of a sudden"

Diary of A Crazed Mimbanite strip 15. I laughed so hard at that.
http://al.jediknightii.net/dcm/strips/15.gif

Check some of his stuff out, it's frickin' funny.

I have some other, just regular quotes that I like

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something"

"Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else"

"What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things"

And just to finish this off
"One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings":D

Also, my Sig is a quote I particularly like(Which would be why it's my sig:p )

NightCrawler
07-18-2002, 02:03 AM
Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it.

Knowledge cannot be given it must be sought.

No man is a failure, who has friends.

Forget your mistakes, but remember what they taught you.

We weaken whatever we exaggerate.

It is better to do good then just talk about it.

If happiness is in your destiny you need not be in a hurry.

Beasts do not know their own strength, men do not know their own faults.

A wise man listens to the words of fools, and like cleaning oysters takes only the pearls.

Trouble comes with the speed of a greyhound and goes with the speed of a snail.

He who has health has hope, he who has hope has everthing.

Time does not bow to man, man must bow to time.

A wise man may sit on a ant hill, but only a fool remains.

A beautiful rose is sometimes pluked by a monkey.

All that glitters is not gold.

WolfmanNCSU
07-18-2002, 02:21 AM
AIRPLANE QUOTES RULE!!

Old Lady: "Nervious?"
Striker: "A little"
Old Lady: "First time?"
Striker: "No, I have been nervious before"

For the star wars people - "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed, the power to destroy a planet is insunifficant compared to the power of the foce"

And for the computer people - "Real programers dont document, if it was hard to write, then it should be hard to understand"

[RAA]-=Chi3f=-
07-18-2002, 02:32 AM
Hi


The Millennium Falcon


What a piece of junk! ~ Luke

You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs. ~ Han to Ben and Luke

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought. ~ Leia to Han

Don't worry, she'll hold together....You hear me, baby? Hold together! ~ Han to the Falcon

This bucket of bolts is never going to get us past that blockade. ~ Leia to Han

This baby's got a few surprises left in her, sweetheart. ~ Han to Leia

Would it help if I got out and pushed? ~ Leia to Han

Darth Talliusc
07-18-2002, 03:27 AM
well what do we have on this thing? a cuisinart? -dark helmet

how many @$$holes we got on this ship anyway?... i knew it im surrounded by @$$holes, (in the helmet deep voice) keep firing @$$holes! -also dark helmet

now im really pissed off! pissed off? if i was that close to a horses weiner id be more worried about gettin pissed ON! -dave chapelle in robinhood men in tights

you have smoked yourself retarted! -dave chapelle in halfbaked

this...is....my....BOOMSTICK!!!! -i forget who but its from army of darkness

I SHOT THE SHERIFF, AND THE DEPUTY, AND YOUR WEE DOGGIE TOO!!! -dont ask

and finally check the sig.