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Darth Eggplant
07-19-2002, 05:21 PM
This thread is dedicated to Isis.
It is also a place for her to come
and bubble and squeal and use *'s
to her unending delight.

It is also a place for other GFN
forum members to come and talk to
Isis. (only good stuff.) no 'Dising.'

protocol should be followed.
posts should be preferably in
pink. And should use at least
one set of asteriks denoting
some action or activity.

and even if you dislike Pocky
(well no, Isis said she likes to
speak her mind so Gendo, eleborate
on how much you detest the stuff.
and go crazy with Anime here too.

The Blue Casket forum
is very noticably purple.
And I the round purple one
do not want to be the only one
posting here. So Isis and fellow
forum members it is time to
"think pink."

*takes a drag of his Popeye
candy cigarette, and re-adjusts
the Blue casket's stage microphone
and nods to Kaldaravera
sitting in the corner
of the Blue casket.*


"I am the Bluebird of Unhappiness
amongst the Rose Coloured Worms."


*the crowd snaps their fingers,
diging the word, like crazy man!
and the waiting staff brings
around more bubbly green Absynthe.
And a hush falls over the room
as all eyes turn towards Isis."

:jawa

GendoTheGreat
07-19-2002, 06:05 PM
A nice idea and a sweet gesture, but you're going to have to hand out barf bags if every single post is going to be in hot pink. I'm starting to feel a little queasy already. Nonetheless, I will start off by making the first reply. *Ahem*

No offence Isis buddy, but:

I HATE POCKY!

HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT!!

I F*CKIN HATE IT!

*Ahem*

Carry on.

Darth Eggplant
07-20-2002, 03:07 AM
:jawa

*smiles and chuckles over
Gendo's post, but suggests,
that monseur chose another
color, to better reflect his
personae dramatis.
then looks at the time
and realizes happy computer
time is over for now
and is on his way offline,
but not before
*S* *G* *H* and *W*ing
at Isis.*

Isis Kaldara
07-20-2002, 09:07 AM
*Clears throat.*

Ahem.

In the moonlight I felt your heart
Quiver like a bowstring's pulse
In the moon's pure light, you looked at me
Nobody knows your heart

When the sun is gone I see you
Beautiful and haunting, but cold
Like the blade of a knife, so sharp and so sweet
Nobody knows your heart

All of your sorrow, grief and pain
Locked away in the forest of the night
Your secret heart belongs to the world
Of the things that sigh in the dark
Oh the things that cry in the dark

*Walks back to her seat to the snapping of fingers.*

GendoTheGreat
07-20-2002, 11:26 AM
*Takes a drag from his doobie, snaps fingers rapidly*

Darth Eggplant
07-21-2002, 07:47 AM
*turns towards the right
to make sure Gendo does not
Boggart that medicinal blunt,
and grooves to the word.
Duck on a Bike; he mutters
after finally exhailng,
and then reaches into his
jacket pocket, in search
of his hip flask of Laudnum.*

GendoTheGreat
07-21-2002, 10:24 AM
Um, yeah. Medicinal...

Darth Eggplant
07-23-2002, 03:33 AM
*Gets up out of his seat
and staggers over to Isis
now surrounded by a new group
of dead beat poet admirers,
and says to her, hey baby!
Your poetry it did not sound
like bacon or oppression;
it smelt like Pocky!
I Love the smell of Pocky
in the morning,
it smells like Pocky.*
(anyways I have an avi
for you Isis so PM me
and give send me your email.)

Isis Kaldara
07-23-2002, 07:44 PM
(Done.)

Hey, cats, my work is not for sale, ya dig? I can't talk about the crazy works of art I say. They may be stolen away by the greedy hands of plagiarism.

GendoTheGreat
07-23-2002, 09:33 PM
*Has no soul for poetry, nor politics, so is content to simply sit and get stoned, snapping his fingers occasionally*

Darth Eggplant
07-24-2002, 08:43 AM
*the eggplant grabs Gendo's
hand and puts a left handed cigarette
into it, and then well...
what sort of adjective describes
how an eggplant moves itself?
and again somehow taking the stage
the eggplant adjusts the mike and begins.*


*NATURE OF THE BEAST:
YOU CAN COUNT ON THAT

There is ONE
or
I
to begin with
TWO is
WE
and in logical order
THREE is
YOU
FOUR is simple
LOVE
and then the beat repeats
to the opposite
four letter word
that of
HATE
next is FIVE
ANGER
most definitely is SIX
to
DETEST
finality reaches SEVEN
and we
DESPISE
lately comes EIGHT
the feeling of
BETRAYAL
NINE, we lay our bodies down drained
APATHETIC
then wake to the light which is TEN
LONELINESS
ELEVEN
being two separate ones
like YOU
and I
an odd unstable number
a time of Instability
which is what Love and Life
are all about
TEN leads not to
ELEVEN
but just back to ONE
or
I
you can COUNT on that.*

Isis Kaldara
07-25-2002, 03:20 PM
*Snaps her fingers as DE sits down.*

That was great, man! Really meant something!

*Walks to the mic and sings "Call Your Name" from Escaflowne.*

aoi sora ga ureshikute
fui ni kakedashi-te shimatta hito
ame no hi ni tomodachi kara
uchiakebanashi wo sareta hito
katteta NEKO wo shinaseta hito
inochi no owari wo shi-tte'ru hito
kimi wa boku nanda
boku wa kimi nanda

umi wo mite-itara totsuzen ni
tsuyoki ni natte sakenda hito
mienai yakusoku wo shinjite
hitasura tabi wo tsudzuke'ru hito
un ga warui to boyaku hito
nanika ga chigau to nayamu hito
kimi wa boku nanda
boku wa kimi nanda

kawaii hito wo mamoritai
yawai jibun ni sawaritai
ima made ichido mo shi-tai koto no nai
sayonara no iikata
kuchi kara kobore ochita uta
karada no uchigawa de hikaru genseki
kimi wa boku nanda
boku wa kimi nanda

kore kara no koto kangae nagara
itsu no ma ni ka nete shimatta toki
kowarenai to omotte'ta mono ga
akkenaku kowarechatta toki
waza to warui koto wo shi-tai toki
yuuyake ga mune ni haitta toki
kimi wa boku nanda
boku wa kimi nanda

Darth Eggplant
07-27-2002, 03:17 PM
*holding up ronson's lighter
in cliche 70's rock anthem mode,
tries to snap fingers but ends up
burning them slightly. drops lighter
picks it up and heads towards stage,
looks around kind of guilty
and a bit embarassed and begins.*

3 ducks are brought to a court room.
the judge looks at the 3 ducks and says
"okay step up one at a time,
tell me your name,
and tell me why you are here?"


first duck steps up and says;
"hello my name is quack.
and I am here because I got caught
blowing bubbles in the pond."


so the judge nods and says;
"okay 1 week community service,
and do not do it again.
...Next..."


second duck steps up and says;
"hello my name is quack quack.
and I am here because I got caught
blowing bubbles in the pond."


so the judge nods and says;
"okay 1 week community service,
and do not do it again.
...Next...

the third duck step up,
but the judge interupts and says:
"don't tell me let me guess;
your name is quack quack quack."


the third duck says:
"No, my name is bubbles."

GendoTheGreat
07-28-2002, 05:40 AM
Hmm. Duckse.cx. Interesting.

Isis Kaldara
08-03-2002, 06:57 PM
Ew. Funny. But ew.

*Walks up to the mic.*

Armageddon:

How many times must we start again,
The creation of the world from beginning to end?
What will it take before we learn?
We gotta wake up now and show some concern.
What will the future hold?
How many untold stories will be told?
Just what will the future bring?
How many species of birds will have a song to sing?
Man and man can't even get on,
And man and women've been at war for far too long.
Superior race all this black and white vision.
Catholic. Muslim. There's too many religions.
Too much hatred, too much greed.
Ignorant people pollute the air that we breathe.
We've gotta wake up now before it's much too late.
Hungry people need food on their plate.
People being killed for just a few pence:
Can you justify that? 'Cause it makes no sense to me.
You're growing up much too fast.
The destruction of mankind: how long will it last?

Perfect: that's what I'm striving to be. The next best thing will do for me.
I do my best. You disagree.
Holier than thou, holier than me.
Commiting crimes with no remorse.
As good as gold now an evil force.
One word description is a dis.
You lick a boy down for his bag of cheese 'n' onion crisps.
And you don't even stop to think
Whatever happened to the dinosaurs could make us all extinct.
I'm being judged by the clothes that I wear.
We've gotta educate those with a grudge to bear.
But I'm content to a certain extent.
You're condemned for life; it's too late to repent.
Innermost beauty: such a terrible waste.
Caught between a rock and a hard place.

Be judged according to what you've done.
Live this life. The next is a better one.
Eat the fruit from the tree of life.
'Cause if you live by the sword... You'll die by the knife.
How great and wonderful are your days?
How right and true are your ways?
No more death, grief, crying or pain,
'Cause only the good things will remain.
Heed my words, 'cause what I'm saying is true.
Treat them exactly as they treated you.
Wipe away the tears from your eyes.
Be proud, lift your head up. Reach for the skies.

Condemned for what you did to them.
Now see how quick they fall to worship him.
There's a place in my heart that makes me understand.
Prepared and ready like a bride dressed to meet her husband.
Treat life as a learning process.
I said turn right, so you took a sharp left.
Wake up and we'll all sleep peacefully.
The sun shines, but it still seems bleak to me.
You tell a lie and convince me it's the truth.
I'm well-mannered, but you still call me uncouth.
I believe that there's got to be much more.
I hope I'm ready when death comes knocking on my door.
Mabye tonight, mabye as I sleep.
It can drive you mad if you think too deep.
But don't have a breakdown 'cause I called you a clown.
You threw a punch and missed. I killed you with a kiss.
What on earth will you do then?
The hour of your death... Amen!
And all the prejudice that I've sustained.
I know it sounds funny, but I just can't stand the pain.

GendoTheGreat
08-04-2002, 05:34 AM
Well, now I know where you've been the last few days...

Isis Kaldara
08-07-2002, 03:19 AM
You recognize it, don't you?

GendoTheGreat
08-07-2002, 07:04 AM
Afraid not. Enlighten me.

Isis Kaldara
08-07-2002, 09:37 AM
NGE VOX CD.

GendoTheGreat
08-07-2002, 10:11 AM
I don't own it, I'm afraid.

Isis Kaldara
08-07-2002, 10:41 PM
Oh. Well, there's an animé MP3 site I got it off of. I still haven't seen any NGE, but the music's great!

GendoTheGreat
08-08-2002, 01:07 AM
Indeed it does. I'll have get the Eva soundtracks one of these days.

Isis Kaldara
08-08-2002, 05:32 PM
What's kinda funny is that at the top of the homepage, there's a picture of Gendo.

GendoTheGreat
08-08-2002, 11:48 PM
Whose home page?

Isis Kaldara
08-09-2002, 02:50 AM
Gendo's Anime Music Page.

GendoTheGreat
08-09-2002, 11:55 AM
What be the link?

Isis Kaldara
08-09-2002, 10:41 PM
I dunno. Go to google, type in "Gendou's Anime Music Page" and it should be the first link that comes up... I forget the actual url. It's a great site with loads of music.

Darth Eggplant
08-10-2002, 02:53 AM
*shuffles back into
Blue Casket lounge
it is 2am, have been away
far too long, walls still echo
with Kaldaravera's last poetic
opus, crazy man! cool!
snap snap even if it is
music it is still poetry
and it has a beat.*

*tired so will not inflict poetry
on patrons until tomorrow*

GendoTheGreat
08-10-2002, 05:36 AM
How about some philosophy?

"Kill 'em all, let God sort them out"

Isis Kaldara
08-10-2002, 05:28 PM
Forever Autumn

The summer sun is fading as the year grows old
And darker days are drawing near.
The winter winds will be much colder
Now you're not here.

I watch the birds fly south across the autumn sky
And one by one they disappear.
I wish that I was flying with them
Now you're not here.

Like the sun through the trees, you came to love me.
Like a leaf on a breeze, you blew away.

Through autumn's golden gown, we used to kick our way.
You always loved this time of year.
Those fallen leaves lie undisturbed now
'Cause you're not here.

Like the sun through the trees, you came to love me.
Like a leaf on a breeze, you blew away.

A gentle rain falls softly on my weary eyes,
As if to hide a lonely tear.
My life will be forever autumn
'Cause you're not here.

GendoTheGreat
08-10-2002, 09:59 PM
How do you guys pluck this stuff out of the air like that? You're either highly artistic, or incredibly tortured [as] teenagers.

Darth Eggplant
08-12-2002, 02:14 AM
if you look up the definition
of autistic and super-impose
artistic, well there is not much
difference really.

plus if you really do not have a life
you find the time to wax poetically:D

Isis Kaldara
08-12-2002, 03:19 PM
Deliver me, out of my sadness.
Deliver me, from all of the madness.
Deliver me, courage to guide me.
Deliver me, strength from inside me.

All of my life I've been in hiding.
Wishing there was someone just like you.
Now that you're here, now that I've found you,
I know that you're the one to pull me through.

Deliver me, loving and caring.
Deliver me, giving and sharing.
Deliver me, the cross that I'm bearing.

All of my life I was in hiding.
Wishing there was someone just like you.
Now that you're here, now that I've found you,
I know that you're the one to pull me through.

Deliver me,
Deliver me,
Oh deliver me.

All of my life I was in hiding.
Wishing there was someone just like you.
Now that you're here, now that I've found you,
I know that you're the one to pull me through.

Deliver me,
Oh deliver me.
Won't you deliver me.

Isis Kaldara
08-12-2002, 03:19 PM
Deliver Me
Deliver me, out of my sadness.
Deliver me, from all of the madness.
Deliver me, courage to guide me.
Deliver me, strength from inside me.

All of my life I've been in hiding.
Wishing there was someone just like you.
Now that you're here, now that I've found you,
I know that you're the one to pull me through.

Deliver me, loving and caring.
Deliver me, giving and sharing.
Deliver me, the cross that I'm bearing.

All of my life I was in hiding.
Wishing there was someone just like you.
Now that you're here, now that I've found you,
I know that you're the one to pull me through.

Deliver me,
Deliver me,
Oh deliver me.

All of my life I was in hiding.
Wishing there was someone just like you.
Now that you're here, now that I've found you,
I know that you're the one to pull me through.

Deliver me,
Oh deliver me.
Won't you deliver me.

Darth Eggplant
08-13-2002, 01:56 AM
MORE OR LESS POETRY


Moo Goo Gi Pan
Dessert Camels
Japan
Marmalade in frying pans
things that all do Rhyme;
Poetry is not really that
owning useless, Siamese Cats
unless your wallet's good and fat
wearing stylish Fedora hats
people still Believe,
Poetry is A-B-C
Holy Ghost and Trinity
Flowers, Trees, Birds, Bees;
things that Rhyme up three:
Keeping your Eyes on your Fries
Flying Friendly United Skies
nothing going beyond the Rhyme
Non-Rhyme being a Crime
Non-Rhyme, a Prose
not Poetry, not a Rose
look at trash like this,
Poetry is more than this;
give a Whale a Kiss
Rhyme one for the Critics,
Bats in your Attic,
People having Fits
when
You
break Up
the Rhyme
stop
And make
them Think,
broaden Their minds
From The
Traditional
A-B-A-B
to: X-Cab-Secret-lab
things made up
things Prefab
rambling on endlessly
using words that end in Z
Is this what you want to See?
Is this what was meant to Be?
Dr. Suess the Modern Poet
Rhymes so well we all know it
sometimes I Rhyme
sometimes I Do Not
Does that make me less a Poet?



*pauses and looks out at those
in the audience, I have been
asked why do I post as I do?
the only answer I can give is this:

three lines from a lazy poet


ALWAYS WRITE
ALWAYS WRITING
ALWAYS RIGHT

_
_
_

three lines from a lazy poet*

Darth Eggplant
08-15-2002, 11:14 AM
*outside the doorway
to the Blue Casket,
scribbling on a napkin,
on the look out
for Kaldaravera;
Gendo's inside
holding us a table,
hey Kaldaravera,
stop talking to Lupe
and get in here.*



DOLPHINS THINK ABOUT IT

If you could Dream
would it be the Sea,
or a picture of me;
I once Dreamt of a shore,
a Deserted Beach
waves overlapping on Quiche
I woke and I thought and I ran
to sit in your lap.
When I asked you seriously,
Why did you laugh?
Puzzled I travelled alone,
to go to city hall
to consult the Law
saw good Judge McPhean
black robes so neat
hair piece so clean
asked him just the same
He spat in my face,
told me I was Insane;

He banged down his gavel
and he sentenced me to the Chair;
which hardly seemed fair
yet One Thousand Million Volts
electric ran through me,
but I did not care;
I was Dead.

They put me on the Shelf,
I was made into Alfalfa Sprouts
which you then put in your Mouth
and the Next Day when you awoke,
after thinking me a Joke
you saw it all;

To the people you called
asking the Question so rare,
"Do you think about Dolphins?"
"Do you Like Dolphins?"
They might say Yes,
but put it to the test:
Dolphins
you know what they are,
and you may like them
But
Have you ever seen one
in your Dreams?
Do you ever think about Dolphins?

Scorn, Ridicule, Laugh
Old Ladies attack,
get the Sheep off my back
lay down in the mud
dying last thoughts,
Dolphins:
Dolphins think about it a lot.

GendoTheGreat
08-16-2002, 08:47 AM
More "philosophy":

"It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you."

Darth Eggplant
08-18-2002, 03:56 PM
*discovers much to his amazement
that a PM message box holds a finite
number of messages before full
as I was contacted through ICQ
to inform me such,
so if anyone has sent me PM's
recently I have not been rude
just rather obtuse and I am back now.*

GendoTheGreat
08-19-2002, 08:29 AM
Yes I know, I tried to reply to one of your messages and a polite java popup informed me your inbox was full, and you had been sent an email to tell you so. No biggie.

Darth Eggplant
08-22-2002, 02:25 AM
*sighs a huge pink
strawberry scented pocky
sign of relief seeing a post
from Kaldaravera at long last,
her driver must have got lost
in the land of the living.*

Isis Kaldara
08-23-2002, 08:31 AM
^^;

I'm back! Didja miss me? Well, actually, Navi was being a royal pain as well as GFN itself, but it's working now, so I'm fine.

Pure Again

As I search For something I was beginning to forget,
I want to hold on tightly To the wings of purity.

The shell of sadness was being covered by the crest of a wave.
Those days I was picking my way through already have to be cast away.

When the sands awakened from their sleep, a bouquet of happiness
Was carried over by the wind. No longer can I look back.

Somewhere on this planet, a smiling face is born.
Well, I shall go with you. Please hold my hand.

As I search for something I was beginning to forget,
I want to hold on tightly to the wings of purity.

Eyes dyed in sky-blue sparkle brightly.
Those days that will pass us by are already a distant dream.

The time I forded the river of memories I was becoming cowardly.
However, because you were there for me, I could still put out courage.

This planet is always overflowing with dreams.
Well, I shall go with you always.

As I protect this seemingly-fragile heart,
I want to be looking at your hot gaze.

As I search for something I was beginning to forget,
I want to hold on tightly to the wings of purity.

GendoTheGreat
08-23-2002, 08:51 AM
A pleasure to see you as always, my friend. Nice poem. What is "Navi"?

Isis Kaldara
08-23-2002, 09:11 AM
Wonderful to see you too, love. Navi is the name I have given to our computer. Brandon's is Omoikane, Christina's is Yukinojo, and mine is Navi. They are all computers' names from various animé series. Mine's from Serial Experiments Lain.

GendoTheGreat
08-23-2002, 10:23 AM
I sometimes call my computer HAL, due to it's increasingly un-subtle attempts to destroy me.

Darth Eggplant
08-23-2002, 01:07 PM
great computer names
HAL
Zero
Mother

when mine is misbehaving it is
Marvin or stupid bloody machine.

GendoTheGreat
08-23-2002, 06:56 PM
Sometimes nothing beats the good old-fashioned, tried-and-true "Goddamned piece of **** machine!" traditionally followed by various threats of micro-technological de-construction.

Isis Kaldara
08-23-2002, 07:46 PM
I called my comp Navi
'Til she started to slow down.
So I kicked her metallic arse
All over the friggin' town!

GendoTheGreat
08-23-2002, 08:42 PM
Haiku:

My hard-drive is a
Seagate. Seagate's are bloody
Stupid cheap bullcrap

Darth Eggplant
08-24-2002, 01:43 AM
Navi in the corner, I know
I know Isis is delirious
Navi in the corner, I know
I know Isis' really delirious
there were times when I would
have PM'ed her
(but you know I do hate
anything happening to Navi)
No I Don't Want Navi to Crash
do you really think
she'll post soon?
do you really think
she'll post soon?
Navi in the corner, I know
I know Isis is delirious
there were times when I wanted
to have Emailed her
(but you know I do hate
anything happening to Navi)
Would You Please Let Me
Email Her
do you really think
she'll post soon?
do you really think
she'll post soon?
Let me asterisk Hugs and Smiles
I Know Isis is delirious

Isis Kaldara
08-24-2002, 03:47 PM
"Do you think you're better off alone? Talk to me." ~ Alice Deejay

GendoTheGreat
08-24-2002, 05:12 PM
It's not my poem and I don't remember who wrote it, but it conveys most succinctly my feelings this morning:

-------------------------------------

-Awakening-

I woke early one morning,
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my window sill,

He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay,
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away.

He sang of far off places
Of laughter and of fun,
It seemed his very trilling,
Brought up the morning sun.

I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed,
Then gently lowered the window
And crushed his ****ing head.

----------------------------------------

It's going to be one of those days

Isis Kaldara
08-24-2002, 05:15 PM
There's a chant from Civil Air Patrol that goes like this:


A yellow bird
With a yellow bill
Hopped upon
My windowsill

I attracted him
With a piece of bread
And then I smashed
His little head

Oh me, oh my
I'm such a clutz
I missed his head
And smashed his nuts

The moral of
Our story is
You want some head
You need some bread

My idiot of a brother told it to me when I was little.

Darth Eggplant
08-25-2002, 02:31 AM
I would have; but already did my
duck bit so nothing fowl from me.
and Gendo, snaps for you all around.
Haiku few know the mystic word,
Kudos to you.
And a poem how very sunglases
and black clothing of you.
*snap, snap,
and what iz theese!
Zoot Alores!
your profanity came through
the happy happy rated G shield
has been deactivated.*

Isis Kaldara
08-29-2002, 11:15 PM
The Harbour

Out at daybreak to the sun
Seas are drifting glass
The tides were turning to the storm
Winds were moving fast

Women waiting at the harbour
Silent stand around
Weather storms another day
For men the sea had found

Fishermen were laying nets
The barrels spread the bait
The seagulls warning echoed round
Winds that wouldn't wait

People gathered at the harbour
Waiting for the tide
Eyes half closed against the spray
And tears they cannot hide

Shadows falling at the harbour
Women stand around
Weather storms another way
For men the sea have drowned

Hulls were creaking crashing sails
Rains were slating down
The oilskins flapping, decks awash
Slanting turning round

Thunder roaring at the harbour
Women drawn in fear
Huddle up to wait the time
And pray the sky will clear

Howling winds and the raging waves
Cracked upon the boats
And torn from safety, torn from life
Men with little hope

Ghostly echoes at the harbour
Whispering of death
Women weeping holding hands
Of those they still have left

Shadows falling at the harbour
Women stand around
Weather storms another way
For men the sea have drowned

Darth Eggplant
08-30-2002, 02:30 AM
*snaps and hugs and kisses
and MUah's!!!!! the Anime Princess
has returned once more.*
this time trick your brother
into getting grounded instead:D

Darth Eggplant
09-11-2002, 06:04 PM
Therapist

when you break it down;

"The Rapist"

think about it.

Darth Eggplant
09-19-2002, 12:32 AM
like wow man,
the Blue Casket is like
so quiet these days,
and so too is the GF forum.
October is fast approaching
and with it's autumn winds
will come the return of navi.

GendoTheGreat
09-20-2002, 03:31 AM
It's been awhile, hasn't it, since we last saw our little friend? I am starting to wonder if she will return at all.

Darth Eggplant
09-21-2002, 02:19 AM
she was grounded until October
she told me so in an email,
no computer except for school work.
I suspect when she comes back
she will be manic.

*snaps and medicinal left handed
cigarettes for you too, because
you've been away a long time as well.*

GendoTheGreat
09-21-2002, 11:48 AM
It seems like months since I sat down at the computer do anything other than read my email then log out. It hasn't actually been months, of course. Just seems that way. I took a well-deserved break tonight, though. Took my best girl (read: only girl) out to the movies. Actually, she's not really my girl. We have what you might call a complicated friendship. Needless to say, we don't get together often. Lots of uncomfortable tension, if you know what I mean. Some things just aren't meant to be. God I'm so lonely. Sob. Tired too. **** it, I'm going to bed.

Darth Eggplant
09-21-2002, 04:50 PM
never mind the Shelia, Bruce;
what movie did you see?
that new Lawyer spy flick
Exces verses Sabble or whatever...

GendoTheGreat
09-22-2002, 03:49 AM
We went to see "The Sum of All Fears". Despite being heavily edited in places (Boo-hoo, it reminds us of the terrorist attacks, wahh!) It was good, a solid political thriller. The ending was a little weak though, kind of sappy. A little out of place in a political thriller, it was more like the ending of an cheesy action movie. Despite these things, the film was pretty good. I'd reccommend it.

Darth Eggplant
09-22-2002, 03:24 PM
once a week
friends come by
to take my skeleton
out of the closet
and get it some air.
yesterday was neat-O!
I ate yummy breakfast cerial
in the morning,
and found a scratch and win card inside,
I won a free movie ticket,
and at the theatre
they honoured the free win ticket
and they had on a double feature:
Spiderman and Men In Black II

I had seen neither.

Spiderman was cool.
MJ looked hot enough
especially in the rain sceen
but she was such a silly, silly girl.
I know Peter Parker
in the comic was hot on her
but she was eesh! a prom queen.

MIB II was way cool!
much better than the first one.
the interaction and variety
of aliens and MIB agents
was what I had hoped for
in the original.

and my friends bought me popcorn,
new york fries, and taco hell.

then I got to surf highspeed
*and finish uploading certain
calaverablanca sections
so yesterday was fun.*

today I feel like Sh!tte though
:cool:

Darth Eggplant
09-26-2002, 03:30 PM
the trouble with drinking
is that it leads to serious thinking.
and the more you think,
the more you drink,
until lying face down in the washroom
under the bathroom sink,
you ask yourself:
"If the Blue Casket was not blue,
what colour would it be?"

aliceblue
antiquewhite
aqua
aquamarine
azure
beige
bisque
black
blanchedaimond
blue
brown
burlywood
cadetblue
chartreuse
chocolate
coral
cornflowerblue
cornsilk
crimson
cyan
darkblue
darkcyan
darkgoldenrod
darkgray
darkgreen
darkkhaki
darkmagenta
darkolivegreen
darkorange
darkorchid
darkred
darksalmon
darkseagreen
darkslateblue
darkslategray
darkturquoise
darkviolet
deeppink
deepskyblue
dimgray
dodgerblue
firebrick
floralwhite
forestgreen
fuchsia
gainsboro
ghostwhite
gold
goldenrod
gray
green
greenyellow
honeydew
hotpink
indianred
indigo
ivory
khaki
lavender
lavenderblush
lemonchiffon
lightblue
lightcoral
lightcyan
lightgoldenrodyellow
lightgreen
lightgrey
lightpink
lightsalmon
lightseagreen
lightskyblue
lightslategray
lightsteelblue
lightyellow
lime
limegreen
linen
magenta
maroon
mediumaquamarine
mediumblue
mediumorchid
mediumpurple
mediumseagreen
mediumslateblue
mediumspringgreen
mediumturquoise
mediumvioletred
midnightblue
mintcream
mistyrose
navajohwhite
navy
oldlace
olive
olivedrab
orange
orchid
palegoldenrod
palegreen
paleturquoise
palevioletred
papayawhip
peachpuff
peru
pink
plum
powderblue
purple
red
rosybrown
royalblue
saddlebrown
salmon
sandybrown
seagreen
seashell
sienna
silver
skyblue
slateblue
slategray
snow
springgreen
steelblue
tan
teal
thistle
tomato
turquoise
violet
wheat
white
whitesmoke
yellow
yellowgreen

perception is everything,
especially when
thinking and drinking.
was this post
a complete waste of time?
did the use of coloured type font
vex you?
or maybe you just learnt
the hexidecimal colour code.
that's right,
my gosh you just learn something?
go tell your parents right away
they'll be thrilled.

yes in a multitude
of dimensional afterlife's
the blue casket could have been
any of those other colours,
and in the wide world of cyber space
type fonts and website backgrounds
can be any of these colours too.

Darth Eggplant
09-29-2002, 01:47 AM
*sighs and looks at the
cheap calendar hanging
behind the bar.
will Kaldaravera return
in time for the Day of the Dead?*

Isis Kaldara
10-14-2002, 10:54 PM
Gollum! Lovin' the avvie, DE! Sorry, peeps... GFN is a royal pain in the arsephault on Navi.

Darth Eggplant
10-15-2002, 01:22 AM
my preciouss,
we thinkss you is cute.
yes, cute my preciouss
we seess a cutessie,
and we wonderss is she
juicy, gooey, yucky, scrumptiouss
or just cutessie?

there you go 4 cyber dollars
so you can buy some french fries
in the school caffeteria tomorrow. :cool:

Isis Kaldara
10-16-2002, 09:24 AM
^^ Domo arigatou gozaimasu, watashi no tomodachisan!

It slices! It dices! Look at that tomato! You can even cut a tin can with it! But you wouldn't want to!

GendoTheGreat
10-16-2002, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by GendoTheGreat
Haiku:

My hard-drive is a
Seagate. Seagate's are bloody
Stupid cheap bullcrap

When I actually took it out I found it was in fact a Samsung Spinpoint, a bigger piece of crap than the one I thought I had. What does this have to do with anything, I hear you ask? Well, as soon as I find out you'll be the first to know.

Darth Eggplant
10-18-2002, 10:53 AM
ackk ssss seasgate,
my preciouss doess not know
what a seagate iss?
iss it juicy, gooey, yucky, scrumptious?
my preciousss does not know,
gollum...gollum.

GendoTheGreat
10-18-2002, 04:02 PM
The double irony is that my new HDD is a Seagate, and the new seagates are now one of the best on the market. Freaky isn't it? Well, isn't it?

Lateralis
10-19-2002, 05:35 PM
some pieces of me ill never get back, she took them away, and im left to crack.

Darth Eggplant
10-20-2002, 03:12 AM
*snaps
finally a new arrival
in Pocky World.
Pull up a chair, Lateralis;
Gendo and I are just sitting here
smoking the Evil Bone.
Hey Gendo I see you trying to
Bogart that Bone, pass it over on
the left hand side to Lateralis.*

Lateralis
10-20-2002, 01:26 PM
*If you cough, you pass*

:D.

Let's call it home, and keep moving on.

Darth Eggplant
10-20-2002, 02:17 PM
not if your 'Bucketing'
and your friends clamp
your mouth shut until
white blinding light fades
to black and nearly topples you.
;)

Lateralis
10-20-2002, 03:31 PM
damn but i hate when that happens ;)

Isis Kaldara
10-21-2002, 09:35 PM
*Sits on a table, playing her guitar to "I'm With You (Damn Cold Night)" by Avril*

I'm Standing on a bridge
I'm waitin in the dark
I thought that you'd be here by now
Theres nothing but the rain
No footsteps on the ground
I'm listening but theres no sound

Isn't anyone tryin to find me?
Won't someone please take me home
It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Wont you take me by the hand
take me somewhere new
I dont know who you are
but I'm, I'm with you

im looking for a place
searching for a face
is there anybody here i know
cause nothings going right
and everythigns a mess
and no one likes to be alone

Isn't anyone tryin to find me?
Won't someone please take me home
It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Wont you take me by the hand
take me somewhere new
I dont know who you are
but I'm, I'm with you

oh why is everything so confusing
maybe I'm just out of my mind
yea yea yea

It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Wont you take me by the hand
take me somewhere new
I dont know who you are
but I'm, I'm with you

Take me by the hand
take me somewhere new
I dont know who you are
but I'm, I'm with you
I'm with you

Take me by the hand
take me somewhere new
I dont know who you are
but I'm, I'm with you
I'm with you
I'm with you...

Darth Eggplant
10-22-2002, 02:21 AM
I'm Standing on a bridge

but I was standing under it

I'm waitin in the dark

I'm sitting on a piece of wet bark

I thought that you'd be here by now

your late! I'm going to have a cow!

Theres nothing but the rain

something smells funny in this drainpipe

No footsteps on the ground

Eeek! What was that sound?

I'm listening but theres no sound

I need to pee, should I on the ground?

Isn't anyone tryin to find me?

isn't she going to join me?

Won't someone please take me home

maybe she left a message on my phone

It's a damn cold night

burr it's might chilly!

Trying to figure out this life

what am I doing here this Night?

Wont you take me by the hand

should have gone and seen a band

take me somewhere new

yuck, eew, I smell number 2

I dont know who you are

sh!t! dropped my candy bar

but I'm, I'm with you

hey I found a bag of glue!

im looking for a place

sniff! the bags stuck to my face

searching for a face

wow man am I spaced!

is there anybody here i know

everything around is starting to glow

cause nothings going right

hee..hee..glue is out of sight

and everythigns a mess

oh my hands stuck to my vest

and no one likes to be alone

alone, time to bogart an evil bone

Isn't anyone tryin to find me?

I so high, like I can't see

Won't someone please take me home

maybe I should get a cell phone?

It's a damn cold night

was cold now I'm Stonned cold

Trying to figure out this life

trying to stand again upright

Wont you take me by the hand

oops fell over into sand

take me somewhere new

no it wasn't sand, it's number 2!

I dont know who you are

i can't remember who i am?

but I'm, I'm with you

i'm high on glue

oh why is everything so confusing

so ho whisy thing every cowfusing?

maybe I'm just out of my mind

I'm having an out of body experience

yea yea yea

pook! pook! pook!

It's a damn cold night

brrrr I'm ****ing freezing!

Trying to figure out this life

trying to remember why I'm out here?

Wont you take me by the hand

err got shoe stuck in my sand

take me somewhere new

I still smell number 2

I dont know who you are

I don't know where she is

but I'm, I'm with you

It's late, time to ditch you

Take me by the hand

bet i could still go see a band

take me somewhere new

and hungry, need some food

I dont know who you are

there's a Taco Bell not far

but I'm, I'm with you

*to the night in general see you!*

I'm with you

is there an echo here?

Take me by the hand

uh, what did someone say something?

take me somewhere new

what you don't like Taco Bell anymore?

I dont know who you are

that makes two of us sister

but I'm, I'm with you

great I'm talking to my shadow now

I'm with you

okay, okay, I'm with you too

I'm with you...

hey, wow, your up there!
have you been there long?
man what a night,
I've got the munchies!
comon I'll tell you about it later...

GendoTheGreat
10-22-2002, 08:17 AM
Sounds like a typical date to me.

Lateralis
10-23-2002, 03:44 PM
so i tell myself the pieces fit, i sit and wonder where they are. i tell myself the pieces fit, i sit and whisper they've gone too far.

so you tell yourself that im ok, that you can forget me, once a while. you tell yourself that i dont love you and all the time you smile at me, that smile.

all the time the screams, the shouting, the quiet little words and the tears running up and down your sleeve. i cant see you cry, i might as well try and all the roses in between.

the princess, and the boy, that's me, sit alone in castles in the sky. she askes me how much it hurts, to fall from so very high.

Isis Kaldara
10-29-2002, 08:53 AM
*Actually fell out of her chair laughing.*

God-damn that was friggin' funny, DE! ^^

Isis Kaldara
10-29-2002, 08:55 AM
Hey, guess what I did today? I streaked my hair red and tipped it black! ^^ It looks friggin' weird ta me, but Mark says I look kawaii so it's cool.

Isis Kaldara
10-29-2002, 09:01 AM
Why isn't GFN working right? Dammit, I'm gonna hurt some1 if it doesn't start working soon!

Lateralis
10-29-2002, 03:43 PM
agh!
multiple posting syndrome strikes!

Darth Eggplant
11-01-2002, 08:34 AM
you mean like:
"Are you talking to me?"
"Are you talking to me?"
"You must be talking to me cause
I'm the only one in the room."

GendoTheGreat
11-01-2002, 09:57 AM
Eh, Lateralis: Who's "The Sandman" you quote in your sig there?

Lateralis
11-01-2002, 03:45 PM
It is the comic series by Neil Gaiman, across ten volumes, entitled The Sandman.

GendoTheGreat
11-01-2002, 10:22 PM
Who's Neil Gaiman?

Darth Eggplant
11-02-2002, 02:29 AM
*please tell me your joking?*
Neil Gaiman won a litterary award
and got all the bookish snob's angry
because a cartoon won a serious book prize.
you watch too much Anime, time to read.