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Sanspoof
07-22-2002, 05:44 PM
Here's some 'You can tell if you're a...'s. They're jokes that are clues to if you might be something. Post more if ya think of em.

YOU CAN TELL IF YOU HAVE A WEIGHT PROBLEM WHEN...

1.) The scales go missing and are replaced with a big pile of broken parts.

2.) You lose thousands on refilling the fridge a lot.

3.) After every meal you keep your superglue and duct tape ready in case the chair collapses.

King Andrei
07-24-2002, 11:19 AM
You can also add:

4)Scales are so high, that someone says: "One at a time, one at a time, please!":D:p

Isis Kaldara
08-08-2002, 05:33 PM
This is not only cruel and stupid, but should be locked, like the other ones.

GendoTheGreat
08-08-2002, 11:44 PM
Haven't there been a hundred of these things already?

Tall Guy
08-11-2002, 07:06 AM
yep...there sure have.

*lock*