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Boba Rhett
03-15-2002, 02:26 AM
Great job guys! :) Remember to keep on numbering these so I know what goes with what! :)


Next set of pics:

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Havoc Stryphe
03-15-2002, 03:26 AM
#8. Senior Airman Bob's daydreaming got a little out of hand one day. Unfortunately, gravity helped remind Bob he was, despite the bomb, not flying an B-2 bomber.

#9. Haven't had to spank the monkey lately? Then why don't you reward him with a tall, cold ice-cream cone!

#10. Sadly, though trained in all forms of weaponry and hand-to-hand combat, Secret agent Bob slept through his "How to blend in and disappear" class in Spy school!

#11. Here we see famous actress, Drew Barrymore, being informed of her latest movie's box office results!

#12. Uber-geeks at the science club meeting: "So you see, with this simple equation I have proven that, indeed, the school cafeteria's lunch meat, is in fact, an unknown substance. "Mystery Meat" if you will."

#13. This is one Volkswagon that's "Far-frm-driving"! :D

#14. S.C.U.B.A - Shark's Completely Unsuspecting Breakfast Appetizer

#15. Most people are unaware that the current popular play, "The Vagina Monologues", were inspired by this early, one man troubador's, male equivelent play "The Penis Monologues". Of course, women were smart enough not to dress like their genetalia. Which, incidentally, was the reason attributed to "The Penis Monologues" failure to become popular.

WolfmanNCSU
03-15-2002, 04:13 AM
8. Famous last words: "Hey yall, watch me jump the loading bay..."

9. Reward your monkey with a nice rewarding vanilla ice cream.Warning: May cause vomiting, poo flinging, biting, and the appearance of giant warts on pubic areas.

10. Ok, now just act casual and continue blending in and no one will suspect a thing.

11. You mean I was really married to Tom Green

12. Well as you can see, this formula proves that we are now irresistable to women.

13. I told my wife I wanted a SUV, but noooooooo

14. Eat more chicken

15. It looks like more people turned out this year for the "Anual Female Sex Toy Parade"

Boba Rhett
07-24-2002, 02:11 AM
Welcome to the first contest of the GalacticBattles.com One Year Anniversary!

Here comes the first batch of pics for you to add captions to. A new group of pictures will be added every day for the remaining week. Please only give one caption per picture and make one post contining your captions per group of pictures. :)

The person who created the best caption for a pic will recieve one point. Whoever has the most points at the end of the week wins!


The first seven:

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Darth Homer
07-24-2002, 02:23 AM
1: "Now I want you to tell me the truth....do I look like a dork?"

2: The "torture" that Luke forsaw on Dagobah.

3: Mmmmm, an idiot you will look like!

4: Welcome to Computers 101. First lesson, How to Copy Your Desktop: Dos and Don'ts

5: "Hello? No, I'm not begging right now. I'm on my smoke break, what's up, Hassan?"

6: The government's top secret prototype of the Bespin Cloud car.

7: What Boba Rhett looked like just before deciding to post this thread.

Ok, guess who's not winning this round with that last one! :D

Boba Rhett
07-24-2002, 02:30 AM
ROFL. This is going to be great. :thumbs1:

LQ.
07-24-2002, 03:01 AM
1. Garth Brooks on his day off

2. Keep running! The death star needs to be powered up!

3. Momma said to wait here stare at yoda for a bit while she went shopping...it's been 25 years...how much longer do i need to wait?

4. How the modern computer gets a tan

5. Habooda booda tukka tukka.

6. The new and improved Oscar Meyer weenie mobile

7. Did i remember to wipe?

Redwing
07-24-2002, 03:21 AM
1: "Come on! You want me to stay because of the way you feel about me."

2: "I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are running as fast as they can..."

3: "Did you just grab my ass?"

4: The Narcissius 2002; why Microsoft rethought creating truly humanlike computers.

5: "Wazzuuuuuuup?"

6: The Bespin Cloud Car's Special Edition Nubian makeover.

7: "It's not about the mission, Master, it's something...elsewhere...elusive."

Havoc Stryphe
07-24-2002, 08:01 AM
1. "Who's scruffy lookin' ?"

2. "You can run....and run, and run, and run, but you can't hide!"

3. Yoda's "Let the Force tell you future" stand at the Coruscant fair, didn't pan out like he expected.

4. Even though the company had a strict "No fratenizing among co-workers" policy, Mr. monitor and Miss Copier couldn't keep their buttons off each other and gave in the forbidden, but torrid, love affair, after hours.

5. Verizon's new add campaign didn't go over as well in the Middle east. "Yes, Ahmad, can you 'ear me now? Praise Allah! ...Can you 'ear me now? Praise Allah! ...Can you 'ear me now? Praise Allah!"

6. Boy could Freud have a field day with the engineers that built this!

7. After catching a commercial on TV, Bob began to ponder one of life's greatest mysteries: "How do they cram all that gram?"

STTCT
07-24-2002, 08:18 AM
1. "She thinks my traaaa-ctors sexy"

2. What happens when you forget to where your Trooper outfit to work.

3. And for our next zoo exhibit - we have a Yoda!

4. What happens when a blonde decides to "print screen"

5. "ello - yes...i'd like to report a Bin Laden sighting..."

6. u know what they say - two is better than one...

7. this chair is starting to hurt my @ss

Heavyarms
07-24-2002, 08:41 AM
1, Hi, I'm boba Rhett!
2. "I have got to get away!"
"Wonder if he knows that these things are fake?"
3. It has a unique Parasitic structure, don't you think?
4. All right, eets, stop copying your p0rn pictures from your computer!
5. Hi, I'm Rogue Nine.
6. Never mind, I can't say it.
7. Ooh, Star wars...........

Clefo
07-24-2002, 09:27 AM
1. "What, this ISN'T a Hee-haw convention?"

2. "Keep running, manslave!"

3. "Invest in worldcom, you will. 19 cents a share, it is"

4. "If computers had asses"

5. "Can you hear me now? Good, praise allah! I don't care if I'm more 3rd world Northern African tribe than muslim, praise him anyway!"

6. A rejected sex appliance idea

7. Therou's "The Thinker with a FAT ASS!"

Havoc Stryphe
07-24-2002, 09:46 AM
Originally posted by Clefo
5. "Can you hear me now? Good, praise allah! I don't care if I'm more 3rd world Northern African tribe than muslim, praise him anyway!"

Clefo, you bastard! :D I knew that, but they might not have caught it! That is, until you came around! ;)

Oh well, sounded good! :D

WolfmanNCSU
07-24-2002, 09:49 AM
1. Howday yall, check out my new sneakers
2. Hey, you there, freeze
3. Help you I can, yes
4. How to tell if a blonde is using print screen
5. Can you hear me now, good, can you hear me now, good....
6. Hey Lando, where did we park again?
7. Hmmmm, should I have sex, or go play SWGB?

STTCT
07-24-2002, 09:51 AM
well - i know the guys african...and we don't know where bin hidin is...he could be in a 3rd world african country for all we know :(

Artoo
07-24-2002, 12:44 PM
1 - "Now tell me this isn't the coolest getup you've ever seen."

2 - "Just 5 more minutes guys, I have't felt the burn yet."

3 - How to win a staring contest, by Master Yoda. Lesson #1: Don't try to beat a statue.

4 - Bob and his makeshift printer, the early days.

5 - "So how go's the collection for our religion." "Not good, I think the cell phones and smoke breaks are cutting into donations."

6 - One man's failed army prototype is another man's circus ride.

7 - Rhett in "The Thinker".

Artoo
07-24-2002, 12:54 PM
8 - Here we are back in the loading bay special olympics and there seems to have been an accident in the Hazardous Materials Race. When something like this happens the only thing I can think to say is, I hope that bomb is a dud!

9 - Buy Monkey Brand ice cream. Monkey's like it. You should too.

10 - The leader of the Boy Scouts goes out to get lunch.

11 - I'm sorry Kathie Lee, but Reegis really doesn't want you back on the show.

12 - So you see, time + mass actually does = money.

13 - The Beverly Hillbillies and their new car.

14 - Do you sometimes feel like you are depressed? And you have to run away from the world? Take (Insert Aphrodisiac). It will lift you up out of that sad pit you dug for yourself like nothing else could.

15 - Unfortunately for Rocketman, he didn't know that it was gay pride day, and was amazed at the attention he recieved on the city streets.

Tie Guy
07-24-2002, 12:59 PM
2. "The hyperdrives still aren't powered yet, run faster!"

3. "Mmmm, look at me like that, you should not."

4. "You know, when i was a kid our PC's weren't even networked to the printer.

5. "Honey, get out here, there's a ton a people in really strange clothing walking around the streets."

6. What happened after boeing watched ESB one too many times.

7. "Hmm...does this make me look intelligent?"

Zygomaticus
07-24-2002, 03:39 PM
ok, kinda dumb, but here goes...

1. This town ain't big enough for the two of us!

2. You there! Freeze!

3. hmmmm...food you have?

4. Bill is trying to scan his desktop onto a paper and scan it on to show his good friends his desktop..

*any usage of your name was entirely coincidental*

5. Aaaah, Hullo, yes, ok but afterwords, i have to marry these two people now, you see?

6. The "twin-mobile"

7. (PS the toilet ones on this were hilarious!!) hmmm...the pressure on my backside seems to have increased a little...i'm eating too many twinkies!!

Boba Rhett
07-24-2002, 04:10 PM
Really good guys. Be nice with the first and last pics though. I'm related to those two! :D

TieDefender75
07-24-2002, 09:07 PM
1)"look at me, im hip, im down with it!"
2)"Your not tk-421!, what kind of stormtrooper excersizes!"
3)*Gazes into Yoda's eye ball for your fortune* "What are u doing next friday? *Eyes roll back*
4)Digital age adult material
5)Screw my people's ways!!!Im using these gifts my mother sent me after she left aphganistan!
6)Teacher:Those look like huge...
*at a carnival*
Clown:BALLOONS for sale! They look like a pair of.....
*at a museum*
Historian:BOMBS!
7)U sit back and let 'er rip, but dont make a scene of it!

Tie Guy
07-24-2002, 09:11 PM
3. Even after 900 years, yoda is still the undefeated champion of the world staring championships.

jediduo
07-24-2002, 11:08 PM
(cracking knuckles) Here we go.....

1. I just ate two bean burritoes-this will be the last picture you ever take.

2. "Keeping your mouth shut, eh? #128, increase the speed!!"
"Noooooooooo......."

3. "Not a trace of earwax.....hmmm......"

4. (muttering) "I hate broken printers. I hate Hewlett-Packard. I hate tech support. I HATE MY JOB!!"

5. "Hey ma! Guess what I got today!? Huh? What did you say? Heathen technology? Um, noooooo.........."

6. The promptly-scrapped submarine for the sequel to "The Hunt for Red October."

7. A GQ pose gone terribly wrong.


*No offense was meant by any of these.

Darth Homer
07-25-2002, 05:19 PM
8) "Wow! That medication bottle wasn't kidding!!"

9) Unfortunetly, Bananna flavored ice cream only found a niche market.

10) Viper, the sad shell of a human, is forced to use more powerful weapons in his ongoing war against rational thought and normalcy.

11) "Adam Sandler is NOT an idiot!!!!"

12) "So, mathematically, the 'G-spot', as you put it, should be here."
(I'll remove this if necessary)

13) Cleetus gets supplies to fix up "That there hole in my trailer."

14) Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water....again....JAWS 1300!

15) Proof positive that aliens HAVE landed.

Tie Guy
07-25-2002, 06:28 PM
8. What do you mean "you don' have your forklift license"?

9. As incredible as it sounds, monkeys were actually the first to ivent no-drip icecream.

10. Before making his disguise, 006 throughly researched Afghan society.

11. Its ok, you can always just get a divorce.

12. ...but none of that really even matters since you'll never need this again.

13. Hmmm....too much?

14. Oh geez, not again. I told him that "swimming with giant man-eating sharks" was not a good idea for a Sea World attraction.

15. The other San Fransico treat.

Darth Homer
07-25-2002, 08:42 PM
16) Get thin now with Hitler!!

17) So much for horse power...

18) It became obvious who had "Delt it"

19) America's least secret agents

20) I am CORNHOLIO!! I need TP for my bunghole!!!

21) Gee, I thought the ship form "The Navigator" was a bit bigger than this!

22) Aging hippies are so sad...

23) My car be's ambidextrous!! wha? oh! Amphibian!!

Heavyarms
07-25-2002, 09:00 PM
8. how do you expect us to move our thermonuclear weapon into the stadium like that?
9. Remember, 2 scoops are better than one!
10. Who hired the marx brothers as spies? (cocking sound of a gun)
11. My hair is blonde!!! WAAH!!!! I WANT IT RED!!!!!!!! WAAH!!!!
12. I think it goes here, no here, no here!
13. You are gonna get that plane down, so help me that you have to take it right down to the ground! (wood drops on the car)
14. doo-doo doo-doo doo-doo...DING!!!!! FIX THAT DAMNED MUSIC!
15. What are you waiting for? SHoot it, Damn it, Shoot the damned thing!

Artoo
07-26-2002, 12:31 AM
16 - "Look Maw! It's an elephant!" "That's nice dear."

17 - The load of **** he had was more than his ass could bear.

18 - Guess which one is a terrorist. :D

19 - Aaaahh, another of america's great student films.

20 - Coke's new add campaign for episode II to combat pepsi's campaign from episode I.

21 - What would happen if extremely intelligent, peaceful aliens landed in Arkansas. "Look at tha new centerpiece I brought ya Maw!"

22 - Bob tries to no avail to hide the largest of the places where the paint had come off his car posing in a gesture of love for it.

23 - "Look maw! These oarlocks and wheels you mounted on the bathtub work pretty dang good!"

Boba Rhett
07-26-2002, 02:35 AM
ROFL. Keep them coming guys! :D



Next batch of pictures:

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Redwing
07-26-2002, 03:55 AM
8: "Commander? You know that nuclear warhead we were supposed to be stealing..."

9: T minus ten seconds till Curious George's first brainfreeze.

10: It's those damned cellphones again...

11: "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW????"

12: "The secret of my genius? The secret is in the pen..."

13: "PA? How many floorboards did you say again?"

14: The first of Rhett's experiments in the quest to solve the age-old question: Would you rather be killed by a tiger or a shark? (:D)

15: As Clem marches up 13th street in his newest "costume", a nuclear rocket encasing: "I dare you civilians to throw tomatoes at me now!"

Redwing
07-26-2002, 05:06 AM
16: "But Mom, I'm not finished re-inflating myself!"

17: "Activate the Omega Donkey-Launcher."

18: Bob waits silently for the rest of the van to fall asleep...only then can he put his master plan into action.

19: "We're here to protect Earth from the scum of the business offi...did you just grab my ass?"

20: "Let the Coke flow through you, boy!"

21: Passerby: "THERE'S A BOMB IN THAT GUY'S BRAIN! ...no, really!"

22: "I don't care that you don't have that nice red paint job anymore! I love you for who you are! Now...will you please start?"

23: "Row, row, row your boat, gently down the...wait, what happened to the stream?"

Havoc Stryphe
07-26-2002, 07:59 AM
16. Bob's career as a belly dancer was cut short by one small detail: He had no belly!

17. Here we see Brazil's Department of Defense demonstrating their newest artillery weapon: The donkey launcher!

18. "I told you an ice-capades class trip wouldn't going to go over well!"

19. Being a School hall monitor, in this day an age, is a whole new ball game!

20. Coke-Cola's new add campaign featuring an endorsement from Ghengis Khan was not as successful as Coke-Cola had hoped.

21. I've heard of people always having food "on the brain" but this is rediculous!

22. Although high school sweathearts, Bob and his car, came from different worlds and slowly grew apart, until eventually Bob dumped the car.

23. After having to much to drink, Betty thought she would enjoy a small fishing trip on the lake. The family agreed: it could be worse, at least she didn't take the speedboat out to waterski!

STTCT
07-26-2002, 08:40 AM
16.Metabolife's newest ad campain gone wrong
17.Why America invented the F-150
18. What happens when the bus movie is A.I!
20. "BACK - or I'll hit you with my deadly -err -coke bottle!!"
21. Some people take Airport Security a bit too far.
22. "PLEEEEEEAASE Start....Pleeeeasee"
23. A patient from the Insane Asylum today tried to escape, however, her efforts failed when she realised the faster she pattled the closer "THEY" got.

WolfmanNCSU
07-26-2002, 09:49 AM
16. Man this new weight loss program is great and, Oh my God, I really have no genitalia!!

17. How to tell if your ass is too small

18. Ok, every hold still, we can loop the video feed and play it back so we can escape off the bus and......oh well, nevermind, forget it.

19. Toy gun $14, new suit $194, picture of you checking out some girl's ass in a yearbook poss PRICELESS...

20. Pepsi sucks, all real jedi wannabes drink coke, feel my wraith

21. Joe Dirt, now the is a mullet :D

22. Yeah, it runs, it just needs a little love

23. If you have ever been too drink to fish, you might be a redneck...

Uutont Fr Uulion
07-27-2002, 01:46 PM
#8 A Great catch by Ed the Fork-Lift Driver saves the world from nuclear disaster

jediduo
07-28-2002, 09:49 AM
8. A new meaning to the term "reckless endangerment"
9. I dunno.....some cheesy advertisement
10. The not-so-famous, not-so-sexy MI6 agent 008
11. "Waaaah.......what? Stop? But I don't want to stop this incredibly bad acting! Waaaaaahh................"
12. *guy with marker thinking* "They have no idea what I'm talking about. Add a little more BS, and chaos will rei- whoops, there they go!"
13. Okay, this isn't funny!! How did you get this picture of me, Rhett??? (j/k)
14. *diver chuckling* "Death come soon, it shall. That Yoda dude's a moron."
15. *Looks at the empty streets* "Where did everyone go? I just want to be your friend!!"
16. Okay, Rhett, now you have embarassing pictures of me!! Who's your source!? TELL ME!!!! (j/k)
17. Caution: do not exceed 1500 lb weight limit.

I will finish later.

TieDefender75
07-28-2002, 08:18 PM
8)Handle with care!
9)WHAT KIND OF MONKEY EATS ICE CREAM!!
10)Modern-Day mafia
11)I got a phone!
12)e squared =WEED!
13)Why cant i move?
14)I have the strangest feeling im being followed
15)The end is near....

16)Human pictionary
17)Obviosly the donkeys backside weighs more than the front
18)Terrorist attack and the criminal is the man thats not dead
19)James bond in high school with his woman
20)The locals are restless
21)OH MY GOD!!! WHAT DID YOU EAT!?
22)Man who loves car...:p
23)Some people dont have patience

D@rth M@ul
07-29-2002, 01:35 AM
Originally posted by Boba Rhett
Great job guys! :) Remember to keep on numbering these so I know what goes with what! :)


Next set of pics:

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1) The taliban forgot to train to drive Forklifts.

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I hope no one notices my buttcheek resembling lip.

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Bill read the stories about the great flood and noah, and
since then, he's warn that rubber floaty and armed himself.

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THE PHONE CORD JUST WENT THROUGH MY HAIR AHHHHHHHHHH

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I promise, hes not looking, go ahead, take a hit.

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THE SKY IS FALLING "No honey, its just the cargo from a scottys truck falling on our car"

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I wonder if my cut toe will attract any sea animals.

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3-dimensional pictionary

obi
08-15-2002, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by Boba Rhett
ROFL. Keep them coming guys! :D



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"Jenny Jones OWNS!!!!"

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"Santa fired his reindeer, and found a more money-efficient mode of transportation."

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"Why do I always get night-watch?"

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"ok, break on two. heeeeeeyyyyyy.......Whose that guy in the blue jeans?"

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"the new and improved tck sabers mod."
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"I eat pieces of S*** like you for breakfast!"

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"Mr. and Mrs. Toyota."

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"I am up the creek without water."


:D

XERXES
08-19-2002, 01:26 AM
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maybe ill tell johnny what the "print screen" button is for later.

Boba Rhett
08-27-2002, 04:00 AM
Hazaa! More pics!


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Darth Groovy
08-27-2002, 04:48 AM
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"Hello? FedEX I need someone to sign for this package?
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"Thanks for the ride mister! Mind if I bring along a friend?"
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"Don't forget to roll up the windows when we park."
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KEEP OFF THE GRASS.......?!?!
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9 out of 10 tastes tests prove, there's just no comparisson!
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"Who got Game?"
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Drinking+Boating=Accidents Any questions?
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"Ok, so she lays down, and I pull this string........then what?"

DashRendar
08-27-2002, 09:30 AM
24. "Hello? I'm selling Alligator Scout Cookies. I I mean GIRL Scout."

25. Bumper sticker: Refugee Camp or Bust

26. "Man I hope I can fit in there!"

27. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ummmmmmmmmmm

28. "Bud Weiser...Old Style...Budweiser...Old Style..............Bud Weiser."

29. Man in audience to self "Man how's he ever gonna shoot it into that hoop?"

30. "I knew this boat would be good for SOMETHING!"

31. Rhett's ultimate Natalie Trap.

Havoc Stryphe
08-27-2002, 10:18 AM
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24. Until his growth spurt, Godzilla found his teenage years ackward and difficult.
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25. Oh Boy! The Afghani Circus is coming to town!
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26. There's a reason why our "Silver-Spoked 4-Wheeler wheels" and low-profile street tires are called the Cadillac of 4-Wheeling wheels. They're perfect for taking your 4-Wheeler out for an elegant night on the town.
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27. Extra Gum lasts longer so you can too! Even if you are a rodent?
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28. ...so this squirell walks into a bar and orders a Budweiser, an Old Style Beer, and a straw...
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29. Finally a Sport where Rommel feels at home! ;) j/k Rommel
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30. He later re-christened his boat to "Saved my Ass"
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31. "If you use the bed of an old pickup truck as a sun umbrella... you might just be a redneck!"

Darth Homer
08-27-2002, 04:23 PM
24) Unfortuneatly, "The Attack of the Regular Sized Alligator" wasn't a big box-office draw

25) When fleeing an opressive government with over 300 of your friends, only Mercedes Benz will do.

26) "Look, Bob!! We have a new winner of the coveted 'Most Pathetic Car Buff Award'!!!"

27) Mmmm...a fatty...I MEAN GUM!! WHAT DELICIOUS GUM!!!!

29) Where are they now? Rocky Squirrel. Claim to fame: 1/2 of Rocky & Bullwinkle. Sadly, this former cartoon star has become depressed and turned to alcohol.

29) Just wait 'till the dunking contest...

30) "Honey? I've got good news and bad news....good news is, the boats' just fine...."

31) Cleetus tries to "snag miself a womuns."

TieDefender75
08-27-2002, 07:01 PM
24) Wilma!! the humans wont let me in!
25)Bush is walking by! Climb to a place he cant see us!
26)I got bugs in my teeth, i need to steal a windshield.....
27)*sniffs* so this is what people throw on the grass?
28)*same squirell comes across beer* i always want to feel good about myself
29)Short men are excellent at going down under
30)Ahhh i can smeel that brisk, clean mountain ai...AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
31)when my mother in law sits on this chair then...BOOM! Who needs poison?

Artoo
08-27-2002, 08:02 PM
24. Honey I think the neighbors left the gate open again!

25. *Overheard at Mexican/US border* ?Tu no llevando cualesqiera drogas ilegales Senor? ?No? Bueno, continue.

26. Finally! An ATV made specifically for the road!

27. Ground Hogs like gum so should you, buy Ground Hog gum.

28. The reason why squirrels can't remember where all their nuts went.

29. It looks like he's making a break for the hoop! That's 3'6" of raw power baby!

30. It's time for another Good Idea Bad Idea.

Good Idea - Taking your boat out.

Bad Idea - Using your boat as an anchor for "Truck Bungee"

31. Hay maw! Luk at me new invintation, now you can shave yur hairs outside, an not worry bout yer skin burnin up!

Darth Groovy
09-16-2002, 04:10 AM
How much longer until we get new pictures?:confused:

Young David
10-08-2002, 09:40 AM
Can this one become an unsticky ... and the Dark Tide one sticky? :D

TieDefender75
10-08-2002, 08:37 PM
WHO WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????

Darth Homer
10-09-2002, 12:22 AM
Indeed, who wound up being teh winner? Was it me? Huh? Was it? Huh? Huh? Well, was it??

Darth Groovy
10-09-2002, 02:27 AM
Scrap that, I want more pictures. Maybe I can go and find some.

Boba Rhett
10-09-2002, 02:49 AM
More. :D


http://www.bobarhett.netfirms.com/detroitstreet.jpg

http://www.bobarhett.netfirms.com/noser.jpg

http://www.bobarhett.netfirms.com/bigroll.jpg

http://www.bobarhett.netfirms.com/burntcom.jpg

Young David
10-09-2002, 03:45 AM
http://www.bobarhett.netfirms.com/detroitstreet.jpg

CTW now tries to reach the criminals in sesamgheto.

http://www.bobarhett.netfirms.com/noser.jpg

His roommate smelled pretty bad. He found a solution

http://www.bobarhett.netfirms.com/bigroll.jpg

... and after the mummy is done, it can redress with the same paper.

http://www.bobarhett.netfirms.com/burntcom.jpg

There was a meltdown at the factory they said ...

Havoc Stryphe
10-09-2002, 08:04 AM
http://www.bobarhett.netfirms.com/detroitstreet.jpg
Hey, you'd finally snap too, if you had a hand up your ass everyday!

http://www.bobarhett.netfirms.com/noser.jpg
His nick name in school was Nostril-domus!

http://www.bobarhett.netfirms.com/bigroll.jpg
The bathroom on the set of the American Dreams Television show. Because after all, you would need a lot of toilet paper to clean up all the crap produced by that show!

http://www.bobarhett.netfirms.com/burntcom.jpg
A Flamewar gone out of hand!

Artoo
10-09-2002, 06:00 PM
32. Unlike the famous "Sesame Street", "Sesame Straat" is not a very good show for your children to watch.

33. What happens to you when someone says, "If you had 1 million dollars what would you do?" and you answer, "nothing." (Office Space referance)

34. Unfortunately the disposable bathtowel was not as big of a hit as the disposable toilet tissue.

35. When he said the computer was fried I thought that he meant it just wouldn't work, not that he could've cooked eggs n' bacon on it!

Darth Homer
10-09-2002, 08:47 PM
32) I can't top Havoc's...

33) This is what happens if you pick your nose too much...

34) This is the standard issue bathroom for Congress (because they're full of...uhm....poopie....)

35) Viper thought he could get his point across better if he REALLY flamed the forums...

TieDefender75
10-14-2002, 01:13 PM
32)osama's personal guards
33)he must love the smell of his finger
34)UBER-roll of toilet paper, because you never know when you'll run out. *said very fast*also doubles as a life preserver
35)"man, things were beginning to heat up in that chat room"

Darth Homer
04-15-2003, 07:50 PM
hey Rhett, ever figure out a winner to this? You thought you'd let it slide down and we'd all forget about it right? Heh...

Sherack Nhar
04-15-2003, 08:24 PM
It's gonna be hard to select a winner with all the pics lost forever :D

Darth Homer
04-16-2003, 08:20 PM
I still wanna find out how much I pwned everyone else here... :disaprove


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