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Boba Rhett
03-15-2002, 03:11 AM
How did you keep the elves from screaming? :eek:

jediduo
07-24-2002, 06:34 PM
Greetings, fellow wise-men and -women.

I have a sneaky suspicion that several of you out there have little pearls of wisdom that you are just dying to share with the rest of us. This is where you do just that. To get your noggins cooking, here are a few to set the mood:

Having a Rod of Silence means never having to say "I'm sorry"

Never summon anything bigger than your head.

Duct tape fixes things. Straight jackets fix people.

Have fun..........;)

Artoo
07-24-2002, 06:42 PM
Dog! Stole my quotes! :D j/k.

First I welcome you cause I can see this is your first post. Maybe Rhett will be along to give you a basket. But here is a silver clothespin. It is silver, treasure it. *Hands him the silver clothespin*

As for pearls of wisdom. See my signature, and here are a few more.

~Never get stoned/drunk when there is a hurrican heading towards you.

~No matter what you do medical science says you're going to get cancer so live your life to the fullest.

In the mood of stealing pearls of wisdom ~ When flying down the trench allways check your rearview mirrors. (I would give credit but I forgot who used it)

Boba Rhett
07-24-2002, 06:56 PM
Oh Oh Oh!

Welcome to the forums, jediduo! Pull up a chair and make yourself comfortable. Feel free to join in on any of the conversations we have going. Don't worry, we're all really nice! ;)


*hands jediduo an official LucasForums welcome basket*


It was made by my basket making elves just for you. :rhett:


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Now, as for pearls of wisdom,


They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.

and currently my fav,

Begin writing the ending of your life today.


Think about it. It's really profound! ;)

Eets
07-24-2002, 09:05 PM
Never eat burritos before going to your favorite movie.

Better it is to have known pants and lost them, than to never have known pants before. :)

TieDefender75
07-24-2002, 10:10 PM
Fish and visitors smell in 2 days, some people 1.....

Darth Homer
07-24-2002, 11:49 PM
Never pet a burning dog

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweatty things.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. Though, I'm not sure about the universe." --Al Einstein

Welcome!

*hands jediduo the official unofficial gift-basket made by his 20 basket-weaving Llamas and 6 Elves I obtained from Rhett (look, Rhett, they did breed!)*

Eets
07-25-2002, 12:18 AM
Speak softly and carry a beagle.

Artoo
07-25-2002, 05:51 PM
A movie on the hard drive is worth 2 in the thearter. ;)


*Drop kicks thread*

D@rth M@ul
07-25-2002, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by Eets
Speak softly and carry a beagle.

Beagles are cute.