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Deadmeat_X
07-29-2002, 04:02 AM
OK I got the idea from that topic bout censoring...what is your favourite curse. In other words what do you say when you get really fustrated?

For me:
Light fustration: F*ck!/Sh*t!
Higher fustration: F*cking hell!
Really fustrated: Stupid f*cking f*cking kuthell!!! (kut is the Dutch word for the private part of women..)

Grannen
07-29-2002, 05:57 AM
When you use f*ck and sh*t in every second sentance the result is that it has no effect, it only shows that your knowledge in your native language or in english is too low because you can’t find the proper words.

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Al-back from the BigWhoop
07-29-2002, 03:17 PM
most of the time i just swear portuguese random bad words/sex related senteces in portuguese

and sometimes, when no words come to my head, I say some of those stupid words that we r supposed to say instead of swearing/prejudicing
for instace, some brazilians r poorer than wot is actualy considerated poor, so we call them miserable. Since miserable is a big offence, we r not supposed to call them that anymore, we have to say "unprivileaged" or "under the line of poverty". So, right now im having quite a hard time with my pc, and i couldnt swear cause my lil cousin, Mariana, is sitting at my bed petting my cats, so i called him "You... [trying to control self]ur... [still trying to control self] under the line of poverty!!"

DeadEyeDave
07-29-2002, 04:29 PM
Klote!, i use that when i am just a little frustrated

( klote! is a part of the man's private part i believe.. ;) )

Frenchyd
07-29-2002, 09:54 PM
light: poop. or crap. or oh crap. haha
medium: sh*t. or damnit!
harsh: sh*tf*ckerdamn, <~rarely used

ahhaha i dont swear a lot anymore.

Natty
07-29-2002, 11:27 PM
light: sh*t
medium:fu*k
heavey/really annoyed: jesus fu*king christ, stupid mother fuc*er etc...

Gatorboy
07-30-2002, 07:38 AM
i wont deny that Grannen is right, but...i aint no saint....i curse some times...


Light : ah,f*uck / ah, sh*t , Holy sh*t / Oh Darnuggets!
medium: F*CK!!!
harsh: Mother f*cking as*shole piece of sh*t!!!

Feral
07-30-2002, 09:22 AM
Light: Dammit, follocks (a mixture of #### and bollocks), pants, poopy (I can't believe I actaully say Poopy), crap, munket (cross between a monkey and a muppet)
Medium: Bollocks, ####, load of bloody arse, asshople.
Harsh: Fuuucccckkkk, for ####'s sake, bastard son of a bitch arsehole!, more ####ed than a ####ed man on a ####ed night with his ####ing eyes closed.

Al-back from the BigWhoop
07-30-2002, 12:52 PM
Darnuggets?! lol :p

Joshi
07-30-2002, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by Grannen
[B]When you use f*ck and sh*t in every second sentance the result is that it has no effect, it only shows that your knowledge in your native language or in english is too low because you can’t find the proper words.


hee, hee, reminds me of a book i red once where someone was given a list of swear words, and the words he could use instead of them, his sentances were funny, stuff like "That Bar-, man with no father, is really getting on my - lovemaking - nerves" and stuff like that.

i can't say i swear much, there is no light and medium for me, i only swear when i'm reall pis*ed off. hang on, oh sh*t, that was f*cking annoying.

JK

Al-back from the BigWhoop
07-31-2002, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by Neil Joshi
hee, hee, reminds me of a book i red once where someone was given a list of swear words, and the words he could use instead of them, his sentances were funny, stuff like "That Bar-, man with no father, is really getting on my - lovemaking - nerves" and stuff like that.
JK

i dont get the first one

Feral
07-31-2002, 05:09 PM
Bastard. Duh.

Grannen
07-31-2002, 06:13 PM
I´ll tell you when my sister and I told our younger brother the worst and most forbidden swear word. We told him that he should never use it so our parents could hear it because it would upset them and he was forbidden ever to tell anyone that we told him this. We whispered the word in his ear – skosnöre. In english shoe laces.
I was 13, my sister 11 and our brother was about 2-3 years old.

A couple of weeks later our parents had some guests and somehow there was an argument between mother and my brother. He got mad and shouted Shoe laces, I don’t want to do that or what it was. Anyway, he got madder and madder screaming shoe laces all the time and he was crazy of anger because nobody reacted to this terrible word and our mother had no idea why he shouted that. My sister and I fell down on the floor and laughted so we were crying. We never told them the story and it took another one or two confusing years for our brother when he used the most terrible word in the swedish language – skosnöre.

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Al-back from the BigWhoop
07-31-2002, 07:50 PM
i roflmao as u have no idea!

who could guess grannen was so evil? ;P

Rufio
07-31-2002, 10:58 PM
damn, or hell are the only curse words i use often

Jack
08-01-2002, 04:19 AM
I use Satann and Vittu! and sometimes f*ck