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Natty
07-29-2002, 10:07 PM
#1 - If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?- ummmmmm to all the amusment parks all over the world and ride on the rollercoasters till I throw up


#2 - Have you ever considered Thai Anal JellyBeads as part of your foreplay repertoire?- no but I suppose if they make orgasms better, than why the hell not? :p

#3 - What colour pants/skirt/shorts are you wearing now?- blue jeans

#4 - What colour top/shirt are you wearing now?- white T-shirt

#5 - What colour socks are you wearing now? I'm not wearing any socks

#6 - Look at the previous 3 questions. Do you think you are properly colour co-ordinated?- Blue and white look great together so of course I'm properly colour co-ordinated

#7 - If not, don't you think it'd be better to just be naked? That way your skin co-ordinates itself (exempting tan marks & the all too familiar pale buttocks)- I don't want people to see me sitting naked at the computer

#8 - What's your favourite perfume/cologne?- ummmmm at the moment I'm going through this phase where I love Desire body cologne spray

#9 - What's your favourite perfume/cologne (opposite sex)?- Sadly I love BRUT

#10 - In your opinion, what is the best present a girl/boyfriend could give you?- a vibrator? What if he doesn't satisfy your sexual desires so you need something on the side but don't wanna cheat on him? (I'm not talking about me here, although the sex life could be a little more I dunno interesting :p)

#11 - Is it important to you that your boy/girlfriend reaches orgasm during sex? (with you ofcourse)- as long as I orgasm I don't care if my bf reaches orgasm or not, as I get really irritated if I don't orgasm during sex :p

#12 - If you were to join a fetish club, what would your fetish be?- Oh god I have no idea, I'll get back to you on that

#13 - Vampires or babydolls? (don't bother asking why, just answer the question)- babydolls, as they're more innocent looking (just like me)

#14 - If a friend asked you to kill a dying magpie in agony (by
stomping on its head) would you do it? (By the way some of
you already know that this question isn't fabricated)- I couldn't even give a dog it's tatt in its ear after it had been de-sexed, I don't think I could stomp on a poor magpie's head

#15 - How are you feeling right now?- annoyed, I've been trying to win concert tickets since yesterday afternoon and I still can't get through and it's really irritating me. I also feel bloated and icky

#16 - Are you sure that you feel this way?- of course I am

#17 - Do you know what a speculum is?- a sex position?

#18 - Do you want to know?*wink wink*- probably not but I bet Xina is gonna tell me anyway

#19 - What are your fondest memories from the holiday that
just went by?- I had my birthday, my bf bought me a pair of guchi sunglasses, I got a Kylie conert ticket, some jewelery and some stuffed toys :) oh and some clothes

#20 - If someone wrote you a letter (as in physical snail mail letter) how likely is that you would respond with another letter?- well I still write to a friend of mine that lives interstate via snail mail, wow I've known her 10years now

#21 - If your friends painted nailpolish on your toes while you were sleeping, would you be upset once you woke up?- well if they did a good job then I'd be happy, but if they did a dodgy job then I'd be really irritated

#22 - If I said the name "Givenchy" to you, would you know what I'm talking about?- a cross beween DiVinchi and some other painter

#23 - How many G-Strings do you own? (including gifts)- none I'm a good girl

#24 - Would you buy a drink labelled "PUSSY JUICE"!?- I've seen a drink called pink pussycat, oh and don't forget the amount of cocktails you've got, if I knew what was in it I'd consider it

#25 - Or would you prefer the unprocessed 'straight from the tap'
version!? Ummmmmmmm *blank look*

#26 - Do you own more dark undies or light undies?- a nice selection of both

#27 - Kissing. Just lips or full on tongue?- "Church tounge"

#28 - Yes or No. Did yours truly (The insatiable moi!) manage to
get Mark Downes on a dancing podium at "FUDGE" nightclub!?- I dunno so I may as well ignore this question

#29 - Comment on whether you like/dislike the following :

Tequila- ok
Vodka-yum
Midori-very yum
Malibu-very yum
Baileys Irish Cream- very very very yum
Cointreau- yum
Amaretto- ok
Kahlua- very very very yum
Creme de Menthe- very yum
Ouzo- very very yum
Galliano (Sambuca)- very very yum
Parfait Amour- ok
Fruit liqueurs (numerous)- depens, usually yum/very yum
Benedictine- ok
Gin- blah
Tia Maria-yum
Southern Comfort- ok
Jim Beam-yum
Jack Daniels-yum
Grand Marnier-ok
Chartreuse (numerous)-yum
Opal Nera-yum
Frangelico- very very very yum
Grenadine-ok
Advocaat-blah
Cherry Brandy- very very yum
Vandermint- blah
Vermouth- blah
Curacao (numerous) depends, usually ok/yum
Lambrusco- dunno havent tried it

#30 - I'll finish with a cliche survey question. State your honest opinion
about me! I loves my Xina babes, and I got my pressie too, so thanx heaps sweety, you'll need to keep early July free next year for my 21st birthday party, I'm thinking of having a 60's/70's/80's dressup party :)

Gatorboy
07-30-2002, 07:04 AM
1 - If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?-
Hawai, anywhere tropical, Las Vegas, i dunno...the list goes on


#2 - Have you ever considered Thai Anal JellyBeads as part of your foreplay repertoire?- whoah whoah whoaaah!!!! No way man! nothing aint coming near THIS a55!!

#3 - What colour pants/skirt/shorts are you wearing now?- blacblue scratched baggy jeans

#4 - What colour top/shirt are you wearing now?- Black T

#5 - What colour socks are you wearing now? white

#6 - Look at the previous 3 questions. Do you think you are properly colour co-ordinated?- erm...no one see's the socks cause they're hidden in my black army looking shoes, so yeah...who cares...at least i'm not naked...............yet

#7 - If not, don't you think it'd be better to just be naked? That way your skin co-ordinates itself (exempting tan marks & the all too familiar pale buttocks)- Ifunny...i didnt read this one before i wrote the previous one....okay then....*gets naked*....oops...i'm in a public library....forgot...

#8 - What's your favourite perfume/cologne?- i think i use Hugo Boss....

#9 - What's your favourite perfume/cologne (opposite sex)?- I dunno....it takes a sad man to take time to learn the names of smells.....if that would be the case, i'd name my own farts...

#10 - In your opinion, what is the best present a girl/boyfriend could give you?- her.....naked....willing to do anything....

#11 - Is it important to you that your boy/girlfriend reaches orgasm during sex? (with you ofcourse)- well, yeah...i know that girls talk, and i need to have a good name in town...


#12 - If you were to join a fetish club, what would your fetish be?-erm......sex...?

#13 - Vampires or babydolls? (don't bother asking why, just answer the question)- what the....!?...ok....vampires..

#14 - If a friend asked you to kill a dying magpie in agony (by
stomping on its head) would you do it? (By the way some of
you already know that this question isn't fabricated)- what's a magpie?....a pie made of maggots or something?

#15 - How are you feeling right now?- okay....i guess, nothing special...

#16 - Are you sure that you feel this way?- yah yeah yeah!!

#17 - Do you know what a speculum is?- erm....some kind of new advanced cucumber?

#18 - Do you want to know?*wink wink*- no thanks...i dont really like cucumbers...

#19 - What are your fondest memories from the holiday that
just went by?- whadaya mean went by? i'm still in the middle of it...

#20 - If someone wrote you a letter (as in physical snail mail letter) how likely is that you would respond with another letter?-
snail mail!?

#21 - If your friends painted nailpolish on your toes while you were sleeping, would you be upset once you woke up?- depends what color.......jk. course i'd be upset.....(they tried shaving off my eyebrows once when i was asleep...i kicked theyre puny asses)

#22 - If I said the name "Givenchy" to you, would you know what I'm talking about?- Frenchy?

#23 - How many G-Strings do you own? (including gifts)- i lost count....

(is this survey okay for men to take? cause i start to feel a lil' scared)

#24 - Would you buy a drink labelled "PUSSY JUICE"!?- pussy juice smells like fish...no thanks

#25 - Or would you prefer the unprocessed 'straight from the tap'
version!? - eh?

#26 - Do you own more dark undies or light undies?- dark

#27 - Kissing. Just lips or full on tongue?- anything goes

#28 - Yes or No. Did yours truly (The insatiable moi!) manage to
get Mark Downes on a dancing podium at "FUDGE" nightclub!?- what in the name of satans twin brother erwin !`?!?!

#29 - Comment on whether you like/dislike the following :

Tequila- i barfed my lungs out last time i drank 2 whole bottles of it and i'm traumatized, so.....
Vodka-same as above....barf O rama
Midori- i dunno...
Malibu-i dunno...
Baileys Irish Cream- i dunno...
Cointreau- i dunno...
Amaretto- i dunno...
Kahlua- i dunno...
Creme de Menthe- i dunno...
Ouzo- i dunno...
Galliano (Sambuca)- i dunno...
Parfait Amour- i dunno...
Fruit liqueurs (numerous)- i dunno...
Benedictine- i dunno...
Gin- i dunno...
Tia Maria-i dunno...
Southern Comfort- i dunno...
Jim Beam-i dunno...
Jack Daniels-i dunno...
Grand Marnier-i dunno...
Chartreuse (numerous)-i dunno...
Opal Nera-i dunno...
Frangelico- i dunno...
Grenadine-i dunno...
Advocaat-i dunno...
Cherry Brandy- i dunno...
Vandermint- i dunno...
Vermouth- i dunno...
Curacao (numerous) i dunno...
Lambrusco- i dunno...

what? no coke?...

#30 - I'll finish with a cliche survey question. State your honest opinion
about me! -

okay....i feel as if ....who the hell are you??

Natty
07-30-2002, 07:16 AM
Oh god I should point out that a magpie is an Australian bird, it's black and white, the way to tell a female and male apart is the female has more white on her back, they're nasty but gorgeous birds :) If I can find a pic I'll show ya :)

NiKo- you were supposed to answer the last question about me :p and just ignore the nightclub question I just copied and pasted it from my email into a message

Joshi
07-30-2002, 06:08 PM
#1 - If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?- Bed, and the Bahamas because i like the name

#2 - Have you ever considered Thai Anal JellyBeads as part of your foreplay repertoire?- Not something i'd consider

#3 - What colour pants/skirt/shorts are you wearing now?- Blue/white

#4 - What colour top/shirt are you wearing now?- Cream/brown

#5 - What colour socks are you wearing now? Black

#6 - Look at the previous 3 questions. Do you think you are properly colour co-ordinated?- No, i've never considered myself colour co-ordinated

#7 - If not, don't you think it'd be better to just be naked? That way your skin co-ordinates itself (exempting tan marks & the all too familiar pale buttocks)- no because it would be cold and i don't really care about being colour co-ordinated

#8 - What's your favourite perfume/cologne?- CKone

#9 - What's your favourite perfume/cologne (opposite sex)?- just as long as it doesn't smell like horse manure, it's fine with me

#10 - In your opinion, what is the best present a girl/boyfriend could give you?- Her love (aww, i'm just a big softy at heart)

#11 - Is it important to you that your boy/girlfriend reaches orgasm during sex? Yep, if i'm getting pleasure, it's only right that she gets it too, right?

#12 - If you were to join a fetish club, what would your fetish be?- don't know, don't have no fetishes

#13 - Vampires or babydolls? (don't bother asking why, just answer the question)- Vampires, they're so cute and- what are you all looking at me like that for?

#14 - If a friend asked you to kill a dying magpie in agony (by
stomping on its head) would you do it? (By the way some of
you already know that this question isn't fabricated)- no, i don't like to kill things bigger than cockroaches or big spiders (although i did once kill a chicken on a farm, the hardest thing to do morally, but physically, you just have to take off the head and wait for it to die)

#15 - How are you feeling right now?- Me? i'm fine

#16 - Are you sure that you feel this way?- No, really, i'm, fine

#17 - Do you know what a speculum is?- you turn burgers with then, bo wait, that's a spatular

#18 - Do you want to know?*wink wink*- umm, no?

#19 - What are your fondest memories from the holiday that
just went by?- first, there was a beach, then there was a beach, after that, there was a beach.

#20 - If someone wrote you a letter (as in physical snail mail letter) how likely is that you would respond with another letter?- yeah, sure, even if that had email i'd send snaim mail, don't know why.

#21 - If your friends painted nailpolish on your toes while you were sleeping, would you be upset once you woke up?- yes, but i don't think they'd dare come near my feet, mwahahahaha!!!

#22 - If I said the name "Givenchy" to you, would you know what I'm talking about?- it rings a bell, but i can't quite put my finger on it
#23 - How many G-Strings do you own? (including gifts)- none, women are fine in them, but when a man wears them, that's just disgusting.

#24 - Would you buy a drink labelled "PUSSY JUICE"!?- no

#25 - Or would you prefer the unprocessed 'straight from the tap'
version!? again, no

#26 - Do you own more dark undies or light undies?- dark

#27 - Kissing. Just lips or full on tongue?- depends on the occasion or where we are

#28 - Yes or No. Did yours truly (The insatiable moi!) manage to
get Mark Downes on a dancing podium at "FUDGE" nightclub!?- I dunno so I may as well ignore this question

#29 - Comment on whether you like/dislike the following :

Tequila- ok
Vodka-yum
Midori-dunno
Malibu-dunno
Baileys Irish Cream- dunno
Cointreau- dunno
Amaretto- dunno
Kahlua- dunno
Creme de Menthe- dunno
Ouzo-dunno
Galliano (Sambuca)- dunno
Parfait Amour- dunno
Fruit liqueurs (numerous)- dunno
Benedictine- dunno
Gin- dunno
Tia Maria-dunno
Southern Comfort- dunno
Jim Beam-dunno
Jack Daniels-now that's what i'm talking bout.
Grand Marnier-dunno
Chartreuse (numerous)-dunno
Opal Nera-dunno
Frangelico- dunno
Grenadine-dunno
Advocaat-dunno
Cherry Brandy- dunno
Vandermint- dunno
Vermouth- dunno
Curacao (numerous) dunno
Lambrusco- dunno

#30 - I'll finish with a cliche survey question. State your honest opinion about me!- so i'm talking about NiKo, right? well, i think he's a great guy whose real funny and a good laugh. :D

Guybrush122
07-30-2002, 09:49 PM
#1 - If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?

Holland

#2 - Have you ever considered Thai Anal JellyBeads as part of your foreplay repertoire?- Well, there was this one time....

#3 - What colour pants/skirt/shorts are you wearing now?- blue jeans

#4 - What colour top/shirt are you wearing now?- a ripped red shirt (sleeveless)

#5 - What colour socks are you wearing now? old geezer socks

#6 - Look at the previous 3 questions. Do you think you are properly colour co-ordinated?- no

#7 - If not, don't you think it'd be better to just be naked? That way your skin co-ordinates itself (exempting tan marks & the all too familiar pale buttocks)- im very uncomfortable naked....

#8 - What's your favourite perfume/cologne?- i dont wear cologne

#9 - What's your favourite perfume/cologne (opposite sex)?- anything that smells good

#10 - In your opinion, what is the best present a girl/boyfriend could give you?- cuddling

#11 - Is it important to you that your boy/girlfriend reaches orgasm during sex? (with you ofcourse)- if im having sex, its all about her

#12 - If you were to join a fetish club, what would your fetish be?- necks, eyes, backs, and the side of the jaw

#13 - Vampires or babydolls? (don't bother asking why, just answer the question)- vampires

#14 - If a friend asked you to kill a dying magpie in agony (by
stomping on its head) would you do it? (By the way some of
you already know that this question isn't fabricated)- i would never kill anything on purpose

#15 - How are you feeling right now?- bored as ####! theres nothing to do!!

#16 - Are you sure that you feel this way?- of course I am

#17 - Do you know what a speculum is?- its that thingie that goes in a womans vagina to see if everything is okay

#18 - Do you want to know?*wink wink*- i already know

#19 - What are your fondest memories from the holiday that
just went by?- okay...my fondest memories of....wait, repeat the question?

#20 - If someone wrote you a letter (as in physical snail mail letter) how likely is that you would respond with another letter?-
i would definately respond with another one

#21 - If your friends painted nailpolish on your toes while you were sleeping, would you be upset once you woke up?- id be pissed off...really ####ing pissed off

#22 - If I said the name "Givenchy" to you, would you know what I'm talking about?- yes, hes a fashion designer...a french one, i believe

#23 - How many G-Strings do you own?- about three, ive got one on my guitar right now, and two for spares.... :urpdude: hehehe

#24 - Would you buy a drink labelled "PUSSY JUICE"!?- absolutely

#25 - Or would you prefer the unprocessed 'straight from the tap'
version!? id go for the 'straight from the tap' version any day

#26 - Do you own more dark undies or light undies?- i have boxers with skulls on them...does that answer the question....hehehe

#27 - Kissing. Just lips or full on tongue?- id prefer tongue...but slowly and not too much...and you HAVE to nibble the girls ear...its great

#28 - Yes or No. Did yours truly (The insatiable moi!) manage to
get Mark Downes on a dancing podium at "FUDGE" nightclub!?- *blank stares* i think if i answer this one i may actually become more idiotic then i am now...










yes, i believe you did

#29 - Comment on whether you like/dislike the following :

Tequila- meh, its ok
Vodka- okay i guess
Midori- never tried
Malibu- never tried
Baileys Irish Cream- sounds yummy
Cointreau- never had
Amaretto- never had
Kahlua- never had
Creme de Menthe- its kinda good
Ouzo- never tried
Galliano (Sambuca)- never had
Parfait Amour- never tried
Fruit liqueurs (numerous)- love em
Benedictine- never tried
Gin- meh, its alright
Tia Maria- never tried
Southern Comfort- never tried
Jim Beam- its good
Jack Daniels- hell yeah
Grand Marnier- never had
Chartreuse (numerous)- never had
Opal Nera- never tried
Frangelico- never had
Grenadine- never had
Advocaat- never tried
Cherry Brandy- yummy!
Vandermint- never tried
Vermouth- never had
Curacao (numerous)- never had
Lambrusco- never tried

#30 - I'll finish with a cliche survey question. State your honest opinion about me! - if i knew you id spank you