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Metallus
07-31-2002, 04:00 AM
http://www.animationplanet.net/metallus/phpformtest.html

It's a ripoff of MadLibs, those crazy word games, that I wrote in about 20 minutes or so. I'm trying to learn some PHP, and this is my very first script. Enjoy!

Perhaps you should post your results, but use the [*spoiler][*/spoiler] tags (without the *) to hide them from people who haven't tried it yet!

Redwing
07-31-2002, 04:19 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *dies laughing*

You're a genius, Met. :thumbsup:

Here is Jake's result!

A few weeks back, Sam and Max destroyed to take a road trip in their 1960 walrus. They had no carpenter what was going to happen to them just around the first bend! At the local gargoyle store, they saw a man weilding two micropachycephalosaurids menacingly and threatening to shoot everyone where they posted.

The green Freelance Police took bright action. Sam pulled out a animal, while Max slashed his trusty cat. Within seconds, the mellow shipper was taken care of. He lay on the raptor with more holes in him than a block of Swiss pizza. The day was saved once again!

Gexx
07-31-2002, 12:46 PM
ahahaaaha

I put in all the wrong stuff so it sounded wierder
A few weeks back, Sam and Max did to take a road trip in their 1960 huh. They had no he what was going to happen to them just around the first bend! At the local the store, they saw a man weilding two hes menacingly and threatening to shoot everyone where they does.

The why Freelance Police took what action. Sam pulled out a it, while Max dided his trusty she. Within seconds, the how but was taken care of. He lay on the it with more holes in him than a block of Swiss pasta. The day was saved once again!

GendoTheGreat
07-31-2002, 06:42 PM
I put all curse words in mine so there's no point posting it, it's just a bunch of stars.

mxbx
08-01-2002, 07:18 AM
Metallus, I like the cut of your gib.
Here's mine!:


Here is Jamer's result!

A few weeks back, Sam and Max returned to take a road trip in their 1960 gown. They had no ladder what was going to happen to them just around the first bend! At the local truck store, they saw a man weilding two sciences menacingly and threatening to shoot everyone where they engorged.

The openly Freelance Police took beloved action. Sam pulled out a blouse, while Max predicted his trusty pants. Within seconds, the ape-like ukulele was taken care of. He lay on the grass stain with more holes in him than a block of Swiss butterflies. The day was saved once again!


ta-da!

scabb
08-22-2002, 03:37 PM
Here is scabb's result!

A few weeks back, Sam and Max Questioned to take a road trip in their 1960 Yellow 3 wheeler van. They had no Jinkies what was going to happen to them just around the first bend! At the local Syringe store, they saw a man weilding two Nuns menacingly and threatening to shoot everyone where they Fornicated.

The Shiny Freelance Police took Fruity action. Sam pulled out a Laughing Clown, while Max Obliterated his trusty Plush Toy. Within seconds, the Macho Tea Cosy was taken care of. He lay on the Vibrating device with more holes in him than a block of Swiss Turnip Pie. The day was saved once again!

Gatorboy
08-23-2002, 07:41 AM
here is mine



Here is NiKo's result!

A few weeks back, Sam and Max died to take a road trip in their 1960 Pez dispenser. They had no sh*t what was going to happen to them just around the first bend! At the local Porn store, they saw a man weilding two nutts menacingly and threatening to shoot everyone where they danced rumba.

The impotent Freelance Police took stinky action. Sam pulled out a Vibrator 2003 deluxe , while Max licked his trusty Thong. Within seconds, the Jerked off Poop was taken care of. He lay on the fresh dog poopoo with more holes in him than a block of Swiss Hamburger. The day was saved once again!








rofl met, you should do more of those,:D
Grim Fandango ones, Monkey island ones....
it's funny as hell!

Sanspoof
08-23-2002, 03:58 PM
Here's my results!

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A few weeks back, Sam and Max Run to take a road trip in their 1960 Dog. They had no Bridge what was going to happen to them just around the first bend! At the local Needle store, they saw a man weilding two Bats menacingly and threatening to shoot everyone where they Jump.

The Skinny Freelance Police took Flabby action. Sam pulled out a Mushroom, while Max Think his trusty Gun. Within seconds, the Doofy Plank was taken care of. He lay on the Fish with more holes in him than a block of Swiss Pancakes. The day was saved once again!

mercatfat
08-26-2002, 06:16 AM
A few weeks back, Sam and Max trapsing to take a road trip in their 1960 kidney stone. They had no stick what was going to happen to them just around the first bend! At the local prison store, they saw a man weilding two bricks menacingly and threatening to shoot everyone where they shot.

The volputious Freelance Police took well-endowed action. Sam pulled out a stereo, while Max shat his trusty warez. Within seconds, the shiny Brak was taken care of. He lay on the can with more holes in him than a block of Swiss Meatballs. The day was saved once again!

JofaGuht
09-03-2002, 02:40 AM
Messed up. Idiosyncratic angel was a nice touch(swiss sushi?) Read it.

Make more, met!

A few weeks back, Sam and Max walked to take a road trip in their 1960 water. They had no mosquito what was going to happen to them just around the first bend! At the local noun store, they saw a man weilding two zombies menacingly and threatening to shoot everyone where they hated .

The cantankerous Freelance Police took splenetic action. Sam pulled out a CD, while Max intruded his trusty demon. Within seconds, the idiosyncratic angel was taken care of. He lay on the killer with more holes in him than a block of Swiss sushi. The day was saved once again!

Tall Guy
09-05-2002, 06:07 AM
i should really do this thing but...i was never the best at understanding english terms!

Huz
09-05-2002, 03:16 PM
Blame the government.

GendoTheGreat
09-05-2002, 09:55 PM
No, blame your parents. You can blame anything on your parents.

JofaGuht
09-05-2002, 10:40 PM
Don't blame your parents

blame the media
or blame the catholic church
or maybe hollywood
Even better blame walt disney
Forget it, just blame me.

Metallus
09-06-2002, 02:34 AM
I'm glad you guys like it :). I've moved the game to my sam and max site. Check it out here (http://snuckeys.samandmax.net/?page=games&game=metlibs). Thanks!

Thrik
09-15-2002, 03:04 PM
Hahah, that's cool. I'm a rookie to PHP and I can appreciate how much more time that would take to code than my simple includes to change image paths and such on all my pages. :p

For your next PHP game I would recommend something involving Grim Fandango, character screenshots, and monkeys.