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Kjølen
08-20-2002, 04:49 PM
We've all heard of how Grog is made of so many things, why dont we make our own? This should be fun:

GroggaWAM™

Ingredience for one barrel:

2 pints of liquid catipillars
3 drops of love potion number 7
1 cup of sulferic acid
1/2 gallon of flour
2 cups of sugars
1 cup of artificial flavor
1/2 cup of brandy
2 gallons of unstilled alcohal
3 teaspoons of saltwater
1 Mego-African Chili pepper Sanko (25% diluted for safety)
1 1/2 gallons of rum
2 pints of grinded seaweed (who cares what kind)
Fill the rest of the barrel with SOWIC

Gatorboy
08-21-2002, 06:25 AM
well i'll give it a try...

Grogeeshyeet™

Ingredience for one barrel:

3 spoonsfulls of Lechucks sperm
1 drop of parrot poopoo
3 cups of Acid
1 jar of whale penis dust
6 cups of something
28 cups of something else
1/2 gallons of fish blood
2 cups of sawdust
9 cups of water
I guess rum is needed so....rum
4 cups of freshly squeezed milk from drew careys nipples
Fill the rest of the barrel with your own spleen, heart, and for extra good taste, brain...


yummmm..

Deadmeat_X
08-21-2002, 06:41 AM
Grogalicious

- 1 cup of water
- 2 cups of alcohol (pure)
- Some red paint (for the color)
- A dead parrot
- Some spam
- 1 pound of bullsh!t
- A cube of sugar (for the taste)
- A lime (makes it exotic)

Kjølen
08-21-2002, 01:02 PM
Love Sickeneer™

4 Gallon of rum
4 cups of love potion number 9
2 cups of sugar
1/2 Gallon of velveeta
2 cups of some in the bowl next to you
1 gallon or pure alcohal
2 cups of molten car rust
2 cups of citric acid
2 tablespoons of caffiene
1 chip of of the table your closest to