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Twins of Doom
08-23-2002, 07:11 PM
well, post your funny things that make you know you are a newb to jedi outcast:)
don't do 1 to 500 all on your own, leave some for the rest of us..do only 10 at a time (max)

and please try to keep the numbers:)

and YES we can go over 500:)

1. You wonder what the difference is between each skin...does the stormtrooper have more armour...does luke have only light side force whilst desann only has dark side force...which is the strongest?

2. You play single player and are disapointed by the fact that you don't get to fight darth vader or be luke

3. You use mind trick in multiplayer and wonder what that wierd sound is while everybody uses sight...then you acuse the people of cheating because they could see you.

4. You wonder why everybody turns yellow when you use force sight.

5. You wonder why you can't use lightning forever...why does it stop eventually?

6. You wonder what "that cool move that always kills you where they jump into the air and fall down"

Psionic Jedi
08-23-2002, 07:14 PM
7. On FFA_Deathstar...
"Hmm, what does this button do?" ZAP!

8. Wonders what "Absorb" and "Protect" do.

9. Never changes their stance from default.

10. Uses Bryar Pistol all the time.

The Help
08-23-2002, 07:20 PM
Your always running around asking people how to kick.

The Help
08-23-2002, 07:21 PM
11.

ShockV1.89
08-23-2002, 07:22 PM
11. Fires charged Bryar at jedi over and over and over. Dies, comes back, and repeats.

12. DFA, DFA, DFA, DFA, DFA, DFA, DFA, DFA.....

13. Accuses someone of using Force Push when you kick them and they fall down in a FFA duel. (mostly 1.02 and 1.03)


ShockV1.89

zerowingzero
08-23-2002, 07:23 PM
14. Continues to empty there force on you and never wonders why you don't dodge it or why your turning blue

Twins of Doom
08-23-2002, 07:27 PM
15. "Wonder what that funny extra sound is whenever i use a force power on people....when the turn blue.....oh well......WHY THE **** AREN'T THE DIEING YOU CHEATING BASTARDS"

16. You wonder why you can't train peons

Twins of Doom
08-23-2002, 07:32 PM
16. You constantly run around with this bind
"I'LL STOP TALKING IN CAPS IF I CAN FIND MY DAMN CAPS"

17. This one is for computers in general:
"Which key is the any key?"

zerowingzero
08-23-2002, 07:37 PM
18.Anytime you lose you call whoever beat you a "Noob"

19:If you get beated by a generic Padawan, it's because he "had no style"

Twins of Doom
08-23-2002, 07:39 PM
20. Your name is "Padawan"

EDIT: DUDE, only 480 more to go!!!

zerowingzero
08-23-2002, 07:43 PM
21.Whenever you heal you must by default run from your opponent

22.You constantly jump at someone and get pushed down a hole only to return

23. You always return to the person beside the cliff in FFA_Bespin even though you know you will be thrown

24.You never swich weapons, and just stand where you spawn and attept to kill others with your Bryar

25. You don't know any other stance than Blue

Jedi-Duck
08-23-2002, 08:10 PM
26. You wonder why the shots keep hitting their lightsaber instead of killing them

Psionic Jedi
08-23-2002, 08:13 PM
27. You have no force powers at all (oops forgot to add pts; n00b!)

28. Use laser weapons against a Jedi facing you.

29. Fire rockets; close quarters- at no one in particular but yourself.

TK_GEEZus!
08-23-2002, 08:21 PM
30. You try and get members of this forum banned.
31. You didn't believe some of the bugs I reported.
32. You post anything relevant on this message bored.
33. You complained about /kill
34. Your name is RpTheHotrod.
35. You haven't heard of DSbr.
36. You run around with a saber and roll around a lot.
37. You actually think that the clan this site is trying to create will be the best.
38. You complain about someone using speed after grabbing the flag in ctf.
39. You have ever played in an rpg game without the intent of pissing everyone in it off.

zerowingzero
08-23-2002, 08:25 PM
40. You constanly flame people!
41. You consider positive exploits part of the game and call others that don't use them too full advantage "N00bs"

Zathu Koon
08-23-2002, 08:30 PM
42) Any type of single move whore (spin, lunge, finisher, dfa)
43) Chat killers
44) Peace killers
45) Anyone who uses the Jar Jar model. That is just an unexcused action.

TK_GEEZus!
08-23-2002, 08:40 PM
46. You have 198 posts at this moment.
47. You think this is where all "1337" players hangout at to discuss important jk2 matters.
48. Your clan has a jedi council.
49. You go around with an apprentice.
50. You go around with a master.
51. You've ever told a gunner to go play quake 3.

Aoshi
08-23-2002, 08:52 PM
52) you call someone a 1337 H4X0R for moving too fast when they use rage+speed+strafejump all at once.
53) your name is JA Silver
54) you win an imaginary 98/100 games on BF's server where all the most skilled players play (cept for sharpsucks cause he was banned BAHAHAHA)
55) you are a habitual liar about things that are completely irrelevant such as who is in your clan
56) you try to dfa the flag carrier in a saber+guns ctf server
57) you use your saber for anything else than blocking projectiles and pleasuring yourself (if you're a girl)
58) you whine about other people owning you and then accuse them of using aimbots cause 'your aim is just too damn good'
59) you are one of the people that is trying to ban geez for the *ahem* graphical errors that keep appearing on this poor guy's monitor
60) you play a gametype that you know absolutely nothing about and then tell the people that play that gametype all the time that they dont know what they're doing or that what they're doing is 'wrong' or 'immoral'

InfErnO
08-23-2002, 09:04 PM
61. you registered in Apr 2002 and posted more than 1000 messages on LucasArts Forum.

zerowingzero
08-23-2002, 09:54 PM
Originally posted by TK_GEEZus!
46. You have 198 posts at this moment.
47. You think this is where all "1337" players hangout at to discuss important jk2 matters.
48. Your clan has a jedi council.
49. You go around with an apprentice.
50. You go around with a master.
51. You've ever told a gunner to go play quake 3.

Bahahahaha!

1.I have no clan
2.I have no idea what that comment was about
3.nope
4.nope
5. I am the one useing Guns in guns servers, great homework you've done, As for /kill, it is a FPS standard and in JO it is more of an exploit, exploit meaning it was not meant to be used in the way "good" players use it.

Back to the topic:

62. Anything that benifits you is never an explot and anyone who complains about it is of couse a noob
63. You enforce the saber off rule and try to kick and grip people to death
64. You always get disconnected from Moded server and never know why


edit: Aoshi, Who would use aimbots for JK2? lol

SeraphimII
08-23-2002, 10:14 PM
It would be practical in the promod as your blocking and damage is deturmied by if you crosshair is on the enemy.

65.) You start at thread listing ways of being a n00b and you double post in it and double post the same numbers (16). :p


Anywho, no offence. Just funning the youngsters.

FatalStrike
08-23-2002, 10:18 PM
65. You make comments about how great your team is even though your team doesn't play JKII anymore

66. You think that Ravens patches have nothing to do with weapons owning sabers so easily

67. You actually believe that there is a code of honor in JKII and follow it without fail

68. You think 1.04 is the most skilled patch yet.

69. You ask that Raven nerf weapons and saber moves that you can't find a way to counter

70. You think JediMod "saved the game"

71. You believe this game was actually designed to be weapons only and sabers were added for variety

TK_GEEZus!
08-23-2002, 10:44 PM
72. Your signature says: 1.02 - got us addicted and I don't need no stinking patch!

TK_GEEZus!
08-23-2002, 10:46 PM
73. You don't realize that pressing 1 wasn't meant to do anything and is only a graphical error.

NK_Zephorath
08-23-2002, 10:46 PM
74. You troll this board talking about lame admins and other saber-related newbisms.

Sharpknux
08-23-2002, 10:49 PM
75. If your name is NeoJSlayer

TK_GEEZus!
08-23-2002, 10:53 PM
76. If your avatar looks like this: http://www.lucasforums.com/images/avatars/kanos_av1.gif

FatalStrike
08-23-2002, 10:56 PM
77- you post this poll - "Is there a possibility that cogs have been released for jk2?"

TK_GEEZus!
08-23-2002, 11:04 PM
78. You are so hurt by someone referring to you as a newb that you change your avatar.

TK_GEEZus!
08-23-2002, 11:04 PM
79. Your avatar looks like this: http://www.lucasforums.com/images/avatars/jaw_av1.gif

TK_GEEZus!
08-23-2002, 11:23 PM
80. Your name is Psionic Jedi.

.:Silver:.
08-23-2002, 11:30 PM
80. Your name is Aoshi for disbelief on how much better other players are than yourself.

Should read 81 you guys forgot to count help guy up there.

So, 81. Your name is Aoshi for disbelief on how much better other players are than yourself.

Psionic Jedi
08-23-2002, 11:35 PM
82. You use this 500 ways you know you are a noob thread to flame others based on their name or av.

.:Silver:.
08-23-2002, 11:41 PM
83. For not reading above to see why things are justified.

Guardian Omega
08-23-2002, 11:54 PM
84: You press alt-f4 when someone tells you to do so.....

NK_Zephorath
08-23-2002, 11:58 PM
85. You roleplay that your are a star wars character and have HONORABLE JEDI BATTALS.

Psionic Jedi
08-24-2002, 12:18 AM
86. You flirt or emote kiss another player just because they use a female player model :amidala:

87. You jump really really high near ledges.

89. You swing your saber randomly and yards away from a gunner aiming at you.

Aoshi
08-24-2002, 12:23 AM
90) if you say that you own all the time without proof or anyone to back you up
91) if you use the excuse 'i wasnt trying' ever

on a side note i do acknowledge people that are my superiors, but not some idiot who goes on these forums and makes up lies about our clan and others and says stuff like

'thanks HK boys never showed. Thanks to you two Bf guys for showing. Well get them next time.'

when on that same day our clan had a twl tournament and we were all on our server thus none of us could make it to the scrim anyways. you really need to get your **** straight before you open your fat, popcorn stuffing, candy eating, **** smelling mouth you JEDEYE MASTAR SABAR DEULIN WANNAB. :D

teutonicknight
08-24-2002, 12:31 AM
92 You wonder how to pick up those floating guns, you can't find a "pick up" key
93 You stand still for 5 min in 1st person mode because you are trying to see your feet, but you can't find it!
94 You use a red saber when you play the dark side, and a blue saber when you are playing the light side.
95 You never use the Stormtrooper becasue you think that you will act dumber and weild the saber ineffectivly
96 You press the right mouse button when being shot at becasue you think that it is the block button, and wonder why you die.
97 While holding the Trip mine, you press the alt attack button and wonder why you die.
98 You think the byrar pistol is the best weapon, since it comes with a saber.
99 You stay idle for the entire game wonder how to get a stun baton
100 In CTF, you wonder why you can't catch your own flag
101 Since jedi block shots when they are spinning, you wonder why you die when you spin around at a merc.

SeraphimII
08-24-2002, 01:18 AM
102.) You bicker like children and use every other persons post as a new way to make pot shots at them.

103.) You hate people just because they don't agree with you or don't believe every word you say at the drop of a hat even when you're constantly lacking proof.

104.) You hate/make fun of Psionic Jedi. Hes a pretty cool guy even though I only played with him a couple times.

151.) (Lets skip some so we can just say we used the next 47 posts for stupid reasons but dont actually do so) If you run away from people durring a dueling game because you're low on health.

Twins of Doom
08-24-2002, 01:40 AM
106: you reply to this thread
107: you try to skip up to 150

TK_GEEZus!
08-24-2002, 01:40 AM
108. You try and act intelligent on an internet message board, but only raise the point that you think these topics are important and some bother you.
109. You use this avatar: http://www.lucasforums.com/images/avatars/karrde_av1.gif

TK_GEEZus!
08-24-2002, 01:42 AM
410. You actually want this to reach a total of 500.

SeraphimII
08-24-2002, 01:45 AM
This is pointless. Just close the thread. No good can come from this.



P.S. I'm sorry admins, I know I didnt do alot of the damage but I sure didnt help.

BF_Hoby
08-24-2002, 01:57 AM
today a user named "whore" was on our server BFCarnage.com 1.04 and he kept saying you guys cheat. ..

so.. today i would say your a noob if you say "you guys are cheating." or accusing anyone of cheating in general. in the times that i have played i have yet to see a cheat.

he did this for about 6 times then i said .. thats it. and "admin-silenced" him. he didnt like that as he left about 1 minute later.

to annoy him i also told him that we where all cheating except him.

TK_GEEZus!
08-24-2002, 02:30 AM
everyone knows that only Aeroshift cheats him and his cogs *sigh*

Gooey
08-24-2002, 03:47 AM
amazing

100 different ways to be a jackass

gotta take notes

TK_GEEZus!
08-24-2002, 03:55 AM
411. If you use a kill tracker.

[JHQ]Inty
08-24-2002, 04:02 AM
those things annoy me to no end. Damn VB programmers

InfErnO
08-24-2002, 06:13 AM
wth? continue this thread. it's entertaining.

Twins of Doom
08-24-2002, 11:47 AM
108: If you don't keep track of the numbers
109: you don't like this thread
110: you aren't part of the [JHQ]clan
111: you've never visited and read the articles at http://jkhq.ath.cx

tRoNtALaKI
08-24-2002, 12:27 PM
your a noob if you think that luke is anakins son hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah

NK_Zephorath
08-24-2002, 12:49 PM
112. If you think your saber-only clan means **** to anyone, because it doesn't.

113. If you whine about guns, ever, you are an extreme newb.

InfErnO
08-24-2002, 02:04 PM
114. you don't know how to get banned from twl
115. you don't know how to bypass a twl ban

InfErnO
08-24-2002, 02:08 PM
116. you played jk2 to get in the ff saber 1 vs 1 top 25 on twl.

InfErnO
08-24-2002, 02:23 PM
117. you post new reply, although you know you could edit your previous msg, lol.

teutonicknight
08-24-2002, 07:01 PM
118 You wonder why yoda is so big in the game

Xel'Naga
08-24-2002, 07:20 PM
119. No one knows how to scale using JediMod

.:Silver:.
08-24-2002, 08:18 PM
120. Your name is Aoshi for disbelief on how much better other players are than yourself.

Aoshi
08-24-2002, 09:18 PM
120.5) BAHAHAHA HE CHANGED HIS AVATAR!!!!!!!!!!!OMFG WHAT A MORON AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. guess you takes things said on this message board more seriously then you think you do eh? moron...

edit: bah fine happy now?

Gooey
08-24-2002, 09:29 PM
121. you directly flame someone without putting it in the form of being one of the 500 different ways to be a n00b, which in itself qualifies you as one.

:D

ZBomber
08-24-2002, 10:31 PM
122. you don't know what noob means.

Aoshi
08-24-2002, 10:36 PM
123) you post the same reason 3 times.

.:Silver:.
08-24-2002, 10:54 PM
124. See previous posts by me.

teutonicknight
08-25-2002, 12:42 AM
125 You think that you have to use the light stance with a blue saber, the yellow stance with a yellow saber, and the heavy stance with a red saber

Kurgan
08-25-2002, 02:01 AM
999. You thought that "Kurgan" was some wrestler.
1000. You troll forum threads, more often than you play the @#$@#$ game...

Heh. Sorry for the sarcasm. Can't we all just get along? ; )

TK_GEEZus!
08-25-2002, 02:42 AM
126. You actually get insulted when someone calls you a newb rather than laugh about it.

Th@_BoZkUrT
08-25-2002, 08:09 AM
eehm.... eere were we

if u are in clan RED_
if you get pissed caus everybody is killingyou so you start chat killing people
if you kick all the time

InfErnO
08-25-2002, 11:39 AM
Originally posted by Kurgan

Can't we all just get along? ; )


Man, that would be boring? :) :( ;)

Twins of Doom
08-25-2002, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by SeraphimII
This is pointless. Just close the thread. No good can come from this.



P.S. I'm sorry admins, I know I didnt do alot of the damage but I sure didnt help.


a lot of threads in the valley of the jedi are pointless, at least this one adds some humour to lucasforums...something there is very little of...is humour so bad?


127. you try to boost this thread along in post numbers to way over what we should be (STOP DOING THAT PEOPLE:rolleyes: )


128. You want this thread closed

Lightning
08-25-2002, 04:35 PM
129) if you don't know what a bbs is when your in a forum

130) if you don't know what 1337 means

TK_GEEZus!
08-25-2002, 06:30 PM
131. You use this avatar: http://www.lucasforums.com/images/avatars/chewie01.jpg

jedi qin-jon
08-26-2002, 12:44 AM
198) You stand at a ledge and wonder whats down there (3 seconds later) your hand are off the consel and you start flying and hit the bottem (what a way to find out whats down there) next time your not look think about running your ass off so you dont die:newbie: :wornout: :duel:

jedi qin-jon
08-26-2002, 12:47 AM
tank god im not one of them :p :mob: :lsduel: :launcher:

jedi qin-jon
08-26-2002, 12:50 AM
199) You jump off a ledge and fall and you wonder why you died:swear: :jumpfire: :launcher: :drop2: :duel2:

SSO_DarthVader_
08-26-2002, 03:27 AM
200) You wonder what the color red is.

201) You have no idea why everyone is running around in Kyle skins.

202) You can't tell a difference between a skin and a model.

203) You don't know what a Console is.

204) You never heard of http://www.jediknightii.net before.

Twins of Doom
08-26-2002, 12:27 PM
138: you don't realize that we are at 138

Tyrion
08-26-2002, 01:39 PM
139: You are in the TK clan and you dont use an avatar.

Revan Bakr'
08-26-2002, 02:03 PM
heh heh heh! This is fun!

Revan Bakr'
08-26-2002, 02:05 PM
140. you ask about hp in a subtle way.
"Say, gave you a hard fight, did I?"
"Man, my last attack must have hurt!"
"The angle of my dangle is not in proportion with the heat of my meat"..... oops, that last one wasn't supposed to be there.

TK_GEEZus!
08-26-2002, 03:29 PM
141. You use this avatar: http://www.lucasforums.com/avatar.php?userid=43392&dateline=1026678758
142. Your name is Tyrion

Want to scrim in ctf sometime or better yet challenge us.

Twins of Doom
08-26-2002, 08:07 PM
142. You have no idea what warcraft iii is (how that affects jk2 i'm not sure but it does) and you have never visited http://wc3.ogresnet.com - The Newest, Bestest Warcraft III Site On The 'Net!

Gooey
08-26-2002, 08:10 PM
143. You get excited about being promoted to "Sith probe droid"

Twins of Doom
08-26-2002, 10:11 PM
144. You are excited to be...umm...whats that first rank called?

PODguy87
08-27-2002, 01:08 AM
Originally posted by Twins of Doom
144. You are excited to be...umm...whats that first rank called?

: cough: .....bontha fodder....:(

Breton
08-27-2002, 01:23 PM
145. If you constantly insult and flame people, and finally gets banned for it.

Twins of Doom
08-28-2002, 11:27 PM
oooh, i thought of one

146: you go around saying things such as:

Where shall my blood be spilled?
My life for narzul

why would you SAY a thing like that...stupid acolytes in warcraft 3, lol......how does it affect jk2...i'm not sure...but....it does, that's how

NightFallMyriad
08-29-2002, 01:41 AM
Against my better judgement, I have to ask: what's a cog?

Breton
08-29-2002, 09:27 AM
Originally posted by Twins of Doom
oooh, i thought of one

146: you go around saying things such as:

Where shall my blood be spilled?
My life for narzul

why would you SAY a thing like that...stupid acolytes in warcraft 3, lol......how does it affect jk2...i'm not sure...but....it does, that's how

The acolytes were meant to be not very smart (notice my sig(an acolyte says that(except for yob yob(but thats cause im an ewok)))).

LiquidSaber121
08-29-2002, 11:21 AM
147: You post for the very first time. :)

Koldsabercut
08-29-2002, 01:37 PM
A cog is where you get "dukers" from.



148. If you think I'm serious in this post

FatalStrike
08-29-2002, 04:28 PM
149- you ask "how do I make a Mod?"

150- you think sports are stupid and games are all that matters

151- You think that owning a 5 speed makes you a racer

152- You think I'm talking about a bicycle in 151

153- You play so many games you start using forums speak in everyday life

154- You like tea more then coffee

156- you think drinking a beer is exciting!

157- You think you would have made a good Jedi in Real Life

158- you think 9/11 was justified

Beefotron X
08-29-2002, 10:00 PM
159. You come into a reduced-force server and say "Haha, bye kids" if they have anything in light/dark side turned on.

160. In Bespin CTF, you go to the other teams flag and get pulled off the platform, over and over and over again.

161. Instead of securing the aforementioned enemy flag by killing the puller first, you say "Stupid n00b lamer a55fighter"

162. In the Yavin CTF map, you use the nifty trick to go "way up in the air" in the middle courtyard, to play keep away with the flag.

163. You call a vote to kick the guy you keep losing to.

164. You go to a NF server and accuse people of pushing you.

165. You wonder why you're lagging so much and you keep whining about it, even though you're a 56Ker on AOL, which should be self-explanatory.

166. You complain about people with pings over 200.

Twins of Doom
08-29-2002, 11:33 PM
167. you call the first rank bontha fodder instead of bantha fodder:D

lol

teutonicknight
08-29-2002, 11:53 PM
168: You didn't know there was a saber in the game until you acticdently scrolled the mouse wheel

SkinWalker
08-30-2002, 12:13 AM
169. You get pissed when someone activates the compactor in the DeathStar map when you just want to retrieve the Rocket and Bacta... and that person was STANDING AT THE BUTTON!

170. You keep going for the shield power up in the compactor in the Hideout map and don't understand why you sometimes get killed.

171. You call someone who uses Mind_Trick with a DFA or Lunge a cheater because you didn't put 2 points in Seeing!

172. You die from a STUN BATON! LOL!

teutonicknight
08-30-2002, 12:19 AM
173 Don't know how to jump.

C'jais
09-01-2002, 03:34 PM
First of all, using this thread as a way of flaming other forum members is completely ridiculous to say the least....

Now, since n00b is more or less the same as "idiot" these days, here is a type of "idiot" that I have grown to despise:

174. You try to kick all the time because you think you'll be accepted as leet if you fly around like a moron, desperately trying to kick some poor guy.

175. You actually manage to kick someone to death, and think it's an indicator of your awesome skill to do so.

Lionen
09-01-2002, 04:58 PM
176. You speak danish. :p (im from sweden, so...)

No, serious...

176. You get killed by homing missiles, since "they are impossible to escape from".

177. You keep trying to kill your teammates in Team FFA or CTF.

178. You try to find your own lightsaber in Jedi Master games.

179. You use BS, "because its overpowered and very effective!"

FalloutGod
09-02-2002, 01:17 AM
LOL danm i didnt know this many people dont have lives....

Luc Solar
09-02-2002, 02:40 AM
180: You make fun of Danish people even though you are from Sweden yourself!

(It's like...a headless guy laughing at a blind man for bumping into a wall...Oh, the irony! :D )


181: You start every duel with telling your opponent: "No backstab, no throwing, no kicks, no pull, no uppercut, no fast stance, no DFA'ing, no lightning, no hitting after saber locks, no drain....ok?

182: You take it personally whenever someone beats you and start taunting him with "n00b-this, n00b that" for the rest of the game.

183: If you manage to kill the "n00b in 182", you put out your saber, find a dark corner and start typing an essay about how he sucks big time and got totally owned by your l337 skills...gloating over the victory.

184: If someone finds you typing saber down in the dark corner and kills you and messes up the essay you were wrinting, you go into a horrible state of mind: The Newbie Rage.
The Nebwie Rage might last for hours untill you suddenly start weeping uncontrollably like a little baby and disconnect. :rolleyes:

.:Silver:.
09-02-2002, 04:16 AM
185. You ban me from your server and call me a cheater for winning 3 games in a row.

GEEEEEEEEZus!
09-03-2002, 02:05 AM
186. You ban me from your forums and call me a troll for saying stfu n00b 3 times in a row.
187. You use this avatar: http://www.lucasforums.com/avatar.php?userid=69545&dateline=1031032090

.:Silver:.
09-03-2002, 02:31 AM
188. You can't cope with being banned for being an @$$.

Tyrion
09-03-2002, 03:45 AM
Originally posted by FalloutGod
LOL danm i didnt know this many people dont have lives....

And damn I didnt know how long it takes for some people to figure that out..:rolleyes:

er...it went out the wrong way..:D

Gooey
09-03-2002, 07:15 AM
189. You create new user names over and over again and still manage to get banned.

190. You play on jk2 servers under the name "Boycot jk2.net forums"

191. You feel everyone on jk2.net forums is a n00b, yet continue to come here.

$P4RK
09-03-2002, 12:12 PM
they always use CAPS

SkinWalker
09-04-2002, 01:05 AM
190. You post a reply to a thread and click "New Thread" instead of "Post Reply" and end up with a totally meaningless thread in the middle of the Multiplayer Strategy forum. (for an example, click here: http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=77400)

191. You start a "500 ways ..." thread instead of a more manageble "250 ways ..." as a beta test (will we *ever* get there!?)

----------------------
By the Way! I made "Sith Probe Droid!" Whooohooo! Battle Droid is just a step away. Maybe by the time JK3 comes out, I'll be able to create my own description/moniker!

SKinWalker

$P4RK
09-04-2002, 05:26 AM
They take ages on the loo

lsd|Wee Bitch
09-05-2002, 03:06 AM
192. You get bested by a bot
193. you go around saying "I owned you" when it took 5 people to take the person down

lsd|Wee Bitch
09-05-2002, 03:24 AM
194. You get pissed off when "Rebel" and "TK-247" don't answer you when you ask them a question
195. You fall into an abyss when dueling with another player
196. you keep sabering the ground or a wall while your teammate is running for his life with the flag

<|DLS|>Darth Fett
09-06-2002, 12:36 AM
:fett:
197. When your opponent kills u and u say "How did that happen?"
198. U say wait cuz u need to scratch
199. your name is jedi spy:p
!!!200!!! Idont know i jus wanted to make 200 heh heh heh



heh heh heh

<|DLS|>Darth Fett
09-06-2002, 12:40 AM
Oh i got one for 200

!!!200!!! your opponents name i obi wan and u say "whys ur name obi wan??? your skin is kyle??


:fett:

The Fettster!

Jedi Spy
09-06-2002, 10:08 AM
Originally posted by Filler_Fett
:fett:
199. your name is jedi spy:p
!!!200!!! Idont know i jus wanted to make 200 heh heh heh


Obsessed :( duel for money? :(

Jedi Spy
09-06-2002, 10:12 AM
201. You obsess over someone for calling you a newbie on a forum

202. You think people can't spell when they say 'Newby' instead of 'Newbie'

203. You ask how to 'GO REAL FAST' and dont understand why when u are back in windows after taking his advice of 'alt-f4 :)'

204. Your a mod on this forum and threaten to ban someone because you think they are trying to impersonate you just because they use the name spy

205. You want to become a mod on this forum because you think u will get alot of respect

Luc Solar
09-06-2002, 10:32 AM
206. You start testing Promod with 8 bots. Suddenly you decide that it would be much cooler to duel, so you switch the game type, set wins to 5, lose the first round and end up stuck in "spectator mode" for half an hour trying desperately to kick the bots :D

FatalStrike
09-06-2002, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by Luc Solar
206. You start testing Promod with 8 bots. Suddenly you decide that it would be much cooler to duel, so you switch the game type, set wins to 5, lose the first round and end up stuck in "spectator mode" for half an hour trying desperately to kick the bots :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

HAHA!! That is some funny Sh!t!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

FatalStrike
09-06-2002, 11:32 AM
207: Every duel you lose is because you lagged

208: You think because you own at Duels you are the greatest Jedi ever! Even if you struggle for points in every FFA and CTF you play.

209: You complain that sniping is cheating

210: You are more dangerous to yourself then you are to others when armed with a missle launcher

211: You are making an american idol skin pack for JKII

Beefotron X
09-07-2002, 12:19 AM
212: In a cheat-enabled server, you lag the game by spawning 5000 stormtroopers.
213: You keep trying to do the heavy jump attack over and over even though the other guy obviously knows what you're doing because he just killed you.
214: You make a crappy-looking skin and make everyone on your server have to download it.

Altus_Thrawn
09-07-2002, 06:11 AM
215.

You think people have really fast reflexes when they "turn" absorb on everytime you try to lightning them.

216. You wonder why people can see you when mind trick is on.

The Truthful Liar
09-07-2002, 08:24 AM
217. When a person captures a flag and asks "Now what?!"

(Also, since we're already almost to 250, perhaps we can go the full way to 1,000 instead of 500!! :D :D :D)

Shadow Sith
09-07-2002, 06:51 PM
218: When you get a negative score in FFA for falling too much.

Beefotron X
09-07-2002, 08:38 PM
219: When you are an admin, you disable any force power that successfully kills you, or counters your own spamming of an attack.

Luc Solar
09-08-2002, 03:21 AM
Originally posted by Beefotron X
219: When you are an admin, you disable any force power that successfully kills you, or counters your own spamming of an attack.


220: When you are an admin, you disable any weapon that successfully kills you, or counters your own spamming of an attack.

221: When you are an admin, you threaten to kick anyone who successfully counters your own spamming using a force power or weapon unless he quits using said force power or weapon.

JEDI PREDATOR
09-08-2002, 06:26 AM
wel

Pull kick Pull kick Pull kick Pull kick

til ur dead :firemad:

C'jais
09-08-2002, 02:33 PM
222.

You think that your l33t kicking, force and guns skills somehow has anything to do with being good at NF SO duels.

LadyGaladriel
09-08-2002, 05:50 PM
223.

Your vocabulary consists soley of the words "noob" "cheat" and "gay".

Kissamies
09-08-2002, 06:08 PM
224.

When you don't get an answer to your question, or don't understand the answer (what does RTFM mean?), you keep asking the question over and over again.

Sam
09-09-2002, 02:32 AM
225. you pretend your an adim and threaten to kick people

-=Lord Oz=-
09-09-2002, 08:05 AM
226. You grab the flag in CTF, get back to your base and ask "What do I do with the flag?"

227. You think it's l337 to camp with the flag on the rooftops of NS_Streets or on the pipes in Bespin.

228. You come into a Saber Only CTF server and ask "Where are the guns?"

229. You get owned in said Saber Only CTF server and say "Freaking lame, we need guns" but then instead of leaving continue playing and getting owned.

230. You come into said Saber Only CTF server and proclaim all there are "hiding" from guns servers.

231. You bitched to Raven/LEC through e-mail or other correspondance about anything that was "wrong" with version 1.02.

232. You again bitched to Raven/LEC through e-mail or other correspondance about backstab and lunge in version 1.03.

233. You bitch about getting pulled or pushed to your doom when you jump through the air with reckless abandon without even absorb on and then yell "lame pull (push) spammers".

234. You think that it takes any kind of talent to kill anyone with either the rocket launcher, flechette, or heavy repeater weapons.

235. You bitch about being lightning spammed when you do it yourself! Or for that matter complaining about ANYTHING in the game when you yourself do it.

236. Bitch about kickers when all you have to do to avoid is roll left or right or counter kick if they pull you in. Or if they grip kick you bitch instead of pull-kicking the.

237. You complain about ANY move that's in the game or ANY combo of moves that's in the game just because you don't know how to counter it. (Except for saber throw then force pull :) that sheisse's hella lame;) )

Jahs
09-09-2002, 09:48 AM
238. You have linked a cheatcodesite in your sig.:rolleyes:

C'jais
09-09-2002, 10:16 AM
239.

You ask a silly question such as: " How do I wallrun". Then after a guy has spent 5 minutes writing a whole (easy to read) essay on how to wallrun, you spend 5 minutes reading it and respond with this:

?

Then, unsure what to do, you decide to ask him the same question again, but expect the guy to write a different essay on how to wallrun since you didn't bother telling him what it was you didn't understand...

<JOTD>Jedi Hunter
09-09-2002, 11:23 AM
Originally posted by LadyGaladriel
223.

Your vocabulary consists soley of the words "noob" "cheat" and "gay".
Lol, don't forget "own"

Jah Warrior
09-09-2002, 12:12 PM
240 - you think only one stance is any good and refuse to use any others because you can not possibly be wrong about it.

C'jais
09-09-2002, 01:29 PM
Sadly, I use tihs thread as a way of venting from my daily idiot-encounters...

241.

You think it makes the fight far more enjoyable if you constantly roll around on the floor and make huge leaps to get as far away as possible.

242.

You think it's funny if you pretend to show your opponent a new trick in duel, then walk up to him and begin slashing away.

InfErnO
12-15-2005, 04:11 PM
Haha, I love this thread. The good ol' times.

SkinWalker
12-15-2005, 04:43 PM
Ahh... those were the days indeed. I remember Hermes Place: Jah, Jais, Living Sacrifice, Druid, LeXX, et al. Good peeps! Maybe they'll get this bump in their email and decide to post to say hello!

acdcfanbill
12-15-2005, 11:05 PM
holy skinwalker!

heh, some of these are quite funny :)

Kurgan
12-16-2005, 01:31 AM
Classic thread, good times! So good because it's true...

I'm surprised we only got half way though!

PS: My post on page 2 rules! ;)

shukrallah
12-16-2005, 08:32 AM
243: Typing disco in the console thinking you can do cool dance moves

244: typing qui in the console because you think you can get a cool qui gon jin skin. :D

Darth Smaug
12-16-2005, 12:15 PM
245.Asking other ppl how to cheat.
246.Challenging anyone to a duel and call them cheaters when you lose
247.Calling everyone noobs even when everyone is owning you..

Oook my work here is done.

shukrallah
12-16-2005, 01:50 PM
248. Complaining that devmapall won't work on a MP server.
249. Typing a cheat like "god" or "setforceall 3" on a no cheat server, in the console without the "/" so it appears as text and everyone can see your trying to cheat.
250. Constantly running around taunting "Hey you there!"

melord
12-16-2005, 04:59 PM
251. Laming and then when someone starts picking on you, accusing them of cheating.

SnakeEyes
12-17-2005, 03:06 AM
252. Asking someone their "real" name, after they've destroyed everyone they've faced.
253. Asking someone to join your clan
254. Being in a clan
255. Using clan tags
256. Have ranks in your clan
257. Playing JKO as a "team" sport . . .
258. Using scripted moves
259. Calling duel challenge recovery a bug and not jumping/offensive backstabs, gripping behind walls and blue-crouch-lunge-in-the-air bugs.
260. Using alternate fake name to be Leet
261. NOT using alternate fake name to be funny
262. talking about being drunk, going drinking, getting some, yada-yada boy Im tired this morning . . . err, ya
263. Cheese
264. Lemon squar3zz2342@#$
265.&266. HAIRY STUFF, HAIRY CHICKS, AND UHH HAIRY CHICK STUFF, MAYBE TWICE
267. Bull dykes
268. 269-277

Darth Smaug
12-17-2005, 06:22 AM
254. Being in a clan


And what actually is wrong being in a clan?
Most players in clans are very good so why are you a noob when you're in a clan?

Kurgan
12-17-2005, 12:10 PM
Shhh. Remember how in the classic thread half the posts were people making lame veiled insults to each other (not outright flaming of course!)? I guess they're just staying in that spirit. ;)

Just don't go too overboard or we're done... but I didn't have to say that. ;)


To answer your question, there's a stereotype of the gaming clan as a bunch of kids with huge egos who spend more time trash talking and making excuses than actually winning battles. You've maybe seen the type... crappy website, spamming join requests, long incomprehensible (or unintentionally funny) clan tags, weird rules, ugly colors, etc. Getting into online fights with other clans arguing over who can beat up whom, accusing each other of cheating, etc. Or clans whose only goal in life is to amass as many names on a list as possible, with no regard to skill or coordination.

That's the negative image, I didn't say it was true of everyone, but it's certainly a well known stereotype, at least it was to me! Look at virtually any site making fun of clans and you'll find it!

StaffSaberist
12-17-2005, 03:05 PM
225 - You played JA before you got JO (guilty) and try to get the Jaden skin you liked loaded, and try real hard to get the saber staff (not guilty)

SnakeEyes
12-19-2005, 04:18 AM
278. Running into other players that are arrogant only for it to later be replaced by ass kissing/bowing with saber off pretty much refusing to fight, after they fought you a few times.
I hate arrogant players but I hate asskissers more. At least arrogant players SOMETIMES put a fight, I dont go onto servers to have people bow to me everywhere with sabers sheath. . . Im there for a fight GDI
279. NOT lookin for a challenge
280. Sitting on a server talking
281. Not fighting
282. Screwing with gravity setting,ect.
283. Being killed by someone or several someones, usually from behind/surprise attack, then that same someone/someones sheaths their saber an calling it laming when you kill them back with their saber still sheathed.
284. Using the term laming.
285. Kicking people for anything other than lag an/or dueling interference
286. Caring about people killing those with saber down
287. Reffering to ANYONE as the best(other than myself, lol)
288. Matching an taking it seriously
289. Declaring yourself better than someone after winning/killing 4-7 times
290. Not playing with force regen high enough that you cant drain someone dry an grip-kick-kill someone an low enough that you cant use protection all day long, on an off everytime you fall down so you never die unless you get your balls drained off an even then still survive sometimes.

Darth_Extas
12-20-2005, 06:39 PM
291: Acting like a beginner/newbie without realizing it.
292: One who walks right into someones force grip and is tossed off a ledge.

Crow_Nest
01-01-2006, 11:08 AM
293. You think the stun baton is more powerful than the lightsaber anytime

SkinWalker
01-01-2006, 11:20 AM
294. You keep getting killed by a guy that only uses the stun baton.

-I remember going into an FFA once and put all my force powers in everything but lightsaber so all I had was the stun baton. I kept using mind trick and killed a lot of guys with the stunbaton! Even the ones with light sabers! That was a hoot! I think I binded "Zap! You were killed by a stun baton!" to a key just to rub it in... eventually, they ganged up on me and kept telling each other "put points in Sight!" I never laughed harder in JO. I was sorry to see the stunbaton gone from JA.

Good Sir Knight
01-02-2006, 05:01 PM
294. You keep getting killed by a guy that only uses the stun baton.

-I remember going into an FFA once and put all my force powers in everything but lightsaber so all I had was the stun baton. I kept using mind trick and killed a lot of guys with the stunbaton! Even the ones with light sabers! That was a hoot! I think I binded "Zap! You were killed by a stun baton!" to a key just to rub it in... eventually, they ganged up on me and kept telling each other "put points in Sight!" I never laughed harder in JO. I was sorry to see the stunbaton gone from JA.

ROFLMAO!
ROFLMAO!

"I's gots stunded!" :firemad:


295: Accusing someone of hacking because they won the kick battle, especially when you started it.

Good Sir Knight
01-06-2006, 12:50 PM
if u not a newb prove @ 1v1 http://forums.teamdsbr.net/images/smiles/nervous.gif

oh BTW you churlish super-hick, mjz was starter and team captain of the DSbr team that went undefeated on every major ladder and tournament. Their matches were broadcast over the internet with shoutcasts. Go back to pretending to be yoda plZ


Wow no one cares okay?

All I see in DSbr posts is psuedo-intellectual drivel and scathing arrogance.

This is a place for collaborative conversation, not to promote your "|33t ClAN!!!"

Now plz stop spamming, it just makes you look like you have nothing better to do.

SkinWalker
01-06-2006, 01:08 PM
Now plz stop spamming,


Wait for it...... Wait.... done.

Rogue Nine
01-06-2006, 01:19 PM
Wow no one cares okay?

All I see in DSbr posts is psuedo-intellectual drivel and scathing arrogance.

This is a place for collaborative conversation, not to promote your "|33t ClAN!!!"

Now plz stop spamming, it just makes you look like you have nothing better to do.
Quoted for emphasis and utter truth.

*goes to wring out his thread-cleaning mop*

DSbr-FlashRam
01-06-2006, 04:09 PM
Good sir knight, you have the wit of an inbred yokel. You are just as capable of getting our sense of humor as you are of beating us at jk2.

Darth Smaug
01-06-2006, 04:32 PM
Good sir knight, you have the wit of an inbred yokel. You are just as capable of getting our sense of humor as you are of beating us at jk2.

You really think you can say anything to anyone on these forums eh?
Please don't act if your the best gamer on JO and challenging everybody to a duel who disagrees your childish behaviour.You cannot say things like this to ppl who are here longer than a couple of months unlike you.
I hope you learn to speak with ppl properly before quoting anyone else.

Rogue Nine
01-06-2006, 06:17 PM
Good sir knight, you have the wit of an inbred yokel. You are just as capable of getting our sense of humor as you are of beating us at jk2.
Shut the **** up. Just shut the **** up. Nobody cares about you or your stupid clan. That's all you people can say. Exalt your superiority over other people in some game. Get perspective, *******s. In the grand scheme of life, you are losers. Your greatest claim to fame is being able to win at a stupid little game. I'd not be surprised if you end up living in your parents' basements for the rest of your miserable lives, living out your fantasies online 'pwning n00bs' and all your stupid bull****. I've had it with you.

It's people like you that make online gaming a little less enjoyable for everyone. And not because of the way you play, but because of the way you act. Get a clue.

Darth Smaug
01-06-2006, 06:23 PM
Finally someone says the truth about those guys,and finally he got banned.

StaffSaberist
01-06-2006, 06:48 PM
I *may* have contributed to their banning, just a tad. I complained to Kurgan about these two. I normally don't complain about spam, since I do it occasionally, but since all of their posts were spam...

OK, let's get this thread back on track so it doesn't get locked. :D

Good Sir Knight
01-06-2006, 07:48 PM
Hey thanks for backing me up Saberist, those kids are so rediculous...I kept asking them why they would offend anyone over a frickin video game...I just don't get it. They must be pretty young...I guess...I hope.

Any hoooo I just want to say that I LOVE JEDI OUTCAST and I have a feeling that the community is growing...just a feeling...though I can't help but be optimistic.

Do you share my optimism?

If not, well then I'll just flame you and challenge you to a duel!!!!!1 :firemad:

StaffSaberist
01-06-2006, 07:56 PM
Don't mention it. As I said: http://img199.exs.cx/img199/2531/spam0cm.gif

296: You can understand the following:

0MFG UR4 5700p!d L4m3r & C4MP3R

http://ganjataz.com/01smileys/images/smileys/geek-speakinleet.gif

shukrallah
01-06-2006, 09:52 PM
Any hoooo I just want to say that I LOVE JEDI OUTCAST and I have a feeling that the community is growing...just a feeling...though I can't help but be optimistic.

Do you share my optimism?


It is? I didn't think so... oh well...

CrazyNinja
01-23-2006, 09:10 PM
297. You pull someone and attack them while they are down without a saber.

SkinWalker
01-24-2006, 01:02 AM
298. You get pulled and attacked while down without a sabre more than once. :cool:

TK-8252
01-24-2006, 07:39 PM
299. You get pulled and attacked while down without a sabre more than once, and then go and complain about it on an internet forum. :xp:

Good Sir Knight
01-24-2006, 07:47 PM
299. You get pulled and attacked while down without a sabre more than once, and then go and complain about it on an internet forum. :xp:

You got to it first! Damn you TK-8252!


Has anyone encountered the fags that force grip you and put you behind a wall, kick you and then attack with a saber, or just ignore your questions about a move? I hate them and i think they're ruining this game. And i've tried the absorb, for some reason, it doesnt work against pull/push. and now i remember why i stopped playing for three years

IronTusk
03-02-2006, 11:35 AM
300. You think that Jedi Academy is better game than Outcast

Darth Smaug
03-02-2006, 11:39 AM
300. You think that Jedi Academy is better game than Outcast

Your personal opinion of a game doesn't make you a noob.

IronTusk
03-04-2006, 03:06 PM
Your personal opinion of a game doesn't make you a noob.

:violin:

Good Sir Knight
03-04-2006, 04:45 PM
Darth Smaug is correct. Watching people get huffity puffity over personal preference's is just amazing, in fact... it gets so amazing... I start to get huffity puffiteh.

I'm gonna have to call 'foob' on that type of behavior.... not 'noob'.

StaffSaberist
03-04-2006, 05:04 PM
Personally, I like JO better in SP, JA better in MP. However, JK still rocks because of the INSANE mods that massasi.net has, like GaS, SBX, and all the cool levels. JK mods and levels have more of a creative feel to them, you know?

JokotoFett
04-10-2006, 11:11 PM
If you have a million and one questions.

big moose
04-20-2006, 05:40 PM
Too late to add you play with force powers?

Good Sir Knight
04-21-2006, 03:56 AM
Too late to add you play with force powers?

So this is your first post since you joined almost 3 years ago.

Wow

Any way, are you saying that people who play full force are noobs?


I'll quote mehself.


Watching people get huffity puffity over personal preference's is just amazing

StaffSaberist
04-21-2006, 07:13 PM
If you ever ask the question: WTF is a n00b???

:D

Mr_Fett
06-10-2006, 08:39 PM
301. You make a crappy model and accadently make the whole model out of desann head skin