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Darth Eggplant
09-05-2002, 12:21 PM
since K-Jo'Round is on it's last page
and possessed by Gendo the Great here
is the sequel of this most happy happy
joy joy game.

^ hey Eggplant how are you?

< Oh Not Bad, Not Bad at all,
how's your pet Octopus doing?

V is thinking of Calamarinapping my pet.

Tall Guy
09-06-2002, 06:41 AM
Originally posted by DarthEggplant
since K-Jo'Round is on it's last page...psst...actually thats just a link to the last page of the thread... its not actaully on its last possible page :)

anyway, game on!

^ reminds me that i too need a pet!
< is eating a ham buttie :)
V aint getting any....buttie that is...;)

Darth Eggplant
09-06-2002, 09:32 AM
^ I hope a buttie is like
a sandwich or flat bread wrap
and not a breakfast cerial
or something
you Brit's are so weird.:D

< contemplating getting drunk
is it sos? or soss?
cause you end up sossed,
or is it sauced?
cause if it is sauce
then it really should be
"an apple in front of me
is like a frontal lobotomy."

V are you going to have some
Bangers and Mash for Dinner,
or maybe some Bubble and Squeak.
(just not a Spotted Dick)

09-06-2002, 09:58 AM
^ Poking fun at the amusing quirks and foibles of those wacky Brits. Oh, how wacky they are.

< It seems I'm actually an evil poltergeist that floats around wreaking havoc on this forum. It seems I have also succeeded in destroying the Newspro news system on Tall Guy's website. Buahahahaha! (Er, you might want to drop me a line about that, Tall. I had a feeling it was my fault. *Sigh*.)

V Don't hit me, I'm a bleeder!

Darth Eggplant
09-06-2002, 10:08 AM
^ what was that *whack!!!!!*

< just use the alias
P. Walter Gheist Gendo

V they are still talking
about decriminalizing 'M'
here in Canada
if they do the party
will be at your house for sure.

09-07-2002, 02:22 AM
^ Why wait when we can have that party at my place now? Plenty to go around if you know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge. Eh?

< Eh? Ha ha!

V Eh? Eh? nudge nudge!

Darth Eggplant
09-07-2002, 02:25 AM
^ Noo Noo a cool
suckem up vaccum cleaner

< wow good Nyborg man!

V knows how to fly stoned

09-07-2002, 03:22 AM
^ As long as you don't drink and drive.

< The only thing I'm high on is life and narcotics.

V What would Brian Boitano do?

Darth Eggplant
09-07-2002, 07:23 PM
^ he would save the world
and fight aliens too,
and he would deffinetly
call you "Uncle ****ER"

< 9 times out of 10
wherever you are,
that's where you'll
find yourself

V is going to hang the blessed DJ

09-07-2002, 08:23 PM
^ MC Pretentious knows the score!

< My real name is Camera

V Drink milk and stay in school

Darth Eggplant
09-08-2002, 01:34 AM
^ Udderly cool advice,
a tad bit too late,
but it Moo-ved me

< saw a movie tonight,
which one? hey Gendo
you guess this
and I will freak!

V will post next
before going to church

09-08-2002, 06:09 AM
^ Yes: the church of Scientology. Today we are going to learn all about the mother ship. And for today only, we will receive instruction and enlightenment for the low, low price of all our personal wealth and most of our assets.

< "Heil Hubbard!" Heil Him!

V Remember, Church is a tool of Satan!

Darth Eggplant
09-09-2002, 01:53 AM
^ I thought church was
a stool of satin?

< never mind ST
the Ralians, they always get
hot chicks in white flight suits
to recruit and give lectures.

V your post must go on

09-09-2002, 02:51 AM
^ There goes my hero

< Watching him as he goes

V I pity this fool!

Darth Eggplant
09-10-2002, 10:54 AM
^ don't mess with me fool!
or I'll send in Mr T sucker!

< hey Tall Guy has a new computer
and is actively and creatively
raising money to subsidise it:D

V wouldn't it be good to be
in your bowling shoes,
even if it were for half a frame,
wouldn't it be good to bowl
without a care.

09-10-2002, 06:02 PM
^ I think you're looking for the "Pre-association typing" game.

< I am the great pretender. I also moonlight as the big cheese, it's sort of a side gig

V Are you a Super-Saiyan? I bet you are

Darth Eggplant
09-11-2002, 02:00 AM
^ I know you are but what am I?

< silly putty
should never be
baked in the oven.
it is must better BBQ'ed

V has a Fear and Loathing
of Las Vegas

09-11-2002, 07:18 AM
^ On the contrary, I love Las Vegas. It tastes just like chicken.

< I like real chicken too, I forget why. I forget a lot of things...

V Who's there? Do I know you?

Darth Eggplant
09-11-2002, 09:22 AM
^ you did last night
nudge, nudge, ;) ;)

< do you ever suppose fish
get tired of eating seafood?

V you again,
don't you have a life!

Tall Guy
09-12-2002, 06:57 AM
^ ahhh but i do have a new computer :D

<is in debt

V dont give a monkeys :D

Darth Eggplant
09-12-2002, 08:33 PM
^ Oook!

< Why did someone decide
that a Tomato; a fruit,
would be a good thing
to put onto of spaghetti?
why not blueberries?

V snip, snap,
snottle and tweak,
you zigged
when you should have

09-20-2002, 02:49 AM
^ Yeah, well you flimmed when you should have flammed. So there!

< I'm willing to bet good money that I am the only person in the world to have a black hole in my kitchen.

V Do you have a black hole in your kitchen? I thought as much.

Darth Eggplant
09-21-2002, 01:01 AM
^ yes and I also have
a X25 Space Modulator

< is going to eat popcorn
just something to do

V you are getting Sheepy
verry Sheepy

09-21-2002, 11:03 AM
^ Peace be with you

< Hooray I say, for the end of the world

V Wouldn't you like to end it all?

Darth Eggplant
09-21-2002, 03:37 PM
^ no I want it all to Bend.
man I forgot the B again!

< guess how many suits I know?
guess how many ties?

V you, yes YOU!
your one of them aren't you?
it's a conspiracy!
too many Ozzies and Brits
on this forum.

09-22-2002, 03:06 AM
^ Too many damned Canucks as well, eh?

< I hate stuff. Lotsa stuff. Yeah. Bet on it.

V Hey, I've warned you before. Keep yer filthy mitts off my sister! I mean it!

Darth Eggplant
09-22-2002, 02:31 PM
^ ain't going there

< can't touch that

V talk to the hand

09-23-2002, 01:02 PM
^ L337 liek jeffk!!1

< Has a headache. A really ****in bad headache.

V Also has a headache, but it's not ****in bad. Or any other kind of bad.

Darth Eggplant
09-24-2002, 12:50 AM
^ says you,
pop goes the weasel
and ouch goes my head.

< made chocloate chip cookies
tonight yumm!!!!

V suffers from
and was born without
elbow bones.

09-24-2002, 03:42 AM
^ No...

< Argh! Large type font! If only I could bend my arms to put more power into my run!


Darth Eggplant
09-24-2002, 01:08 PM
^ Boom Chuckaluka Boom Chuckaluka

< how much for that window
in the doggie?

V vogue baby! vogue!

09-25-2002, 12:13 AM
^annoys me with bold purple letters

< I'm listening to Primus and hoping to go back to Darling Harbor

V Is going to think I'm cool

09-25-2002, 12:18 AM
^ Is the coolest person in the world

< Is the coolest person in the world

V Is going to tell me not to post on a K'Jo game twice in a row

Darth Eggplant
09-25-2002, 12:41 AM
^ no is going to annoy you again
with bold purple letters

< you are not the coolest.
in the UK Tall Guy is the Coolest
xGrimx is the Best in the UK
and a dead heat tie in Australia
between GendoTheGreat & 8 of 12

V little green pills,
ooh what are they doing to you?

09-25-2002, 04:05 AM
^ Earning me 10 bucks a gram and allowing me to reach up and kiss the stars, that's what they're doing to me.

< I still wish the world would end. I had a dream about it last night in fact. I don't remember much, but I do know marshmallows were involved.

V I don't know you, I've never met you, but could you give me 10k in gold bullion? I promise to give it back. Please...?

Tall Guy
09-25-2002, 07:19 AM
^ its in the post
< needs to go and a money managment course
V is a financial genius :D

Darth Eggplant
09-25-2002, 07:22 PM
^ yes I have found a way
to pay no taxes,
just don't make any money.

< in 45 minutes time
Enterprise is on TV
and then I will watch BladeRunner,
because saturday night
I am going to see A.I
and I wishh to assess similarities.

V down? does that mean your from
down under? most likely forum is
crawling with marsupials it seems.

09-26-2002, 07:25 AM
^ Down under yo momma, pal. Yea. I bin watchin Ali G, y'all.

< I am the Great Pretender. I belive I metioned that earlier.

V You are not nearly as great as I. (The Great Pretender, remember? From two lines up?

The Welshwoman
09-26-2002, 12:20 PM
^Woyld have to explain what kind of 'great' he has in mind.
Now if it's sometihng like the Great "Weirdess" or something then sorry man, I'M GREATER!!

< Is a little confused and hopes she's playing the game right.

v Is someone with probably A LOT more posts then me <sniff> :cry6:

09-26-2002, 05:01 PM
^is playing the game right

< If I lived in the UK, I just might be the coolest, unfortunately, I was raised in an area run by mormans and stupid people(not that they are the same:), will move out soon though.....

V is probably going to comment against my prejudice remark on the Mormans

Darth Eggplant
09-27-2002, 12:27 PM
^ you are the Coolest person
raised by stupid Mormons,
not that being stupid
or being Mormon
have anything in common
but it helps:D

< weird is a weird does
so da Welshwoman better
get busy, showing us all
how higgy jiggy
she can get with it.
*but Gendo is the Great one.*

V wonders when Lucas forums will
realign themselves, because they
are not going to get credited for
this post forthcoming as being
the last post posted.

Darth Eggplant
09-29-2002, 12:26 AM
^ double posting yes I know.

<is wondering if this will
update itself as the last post.

V claims to have once seen
a flying purple people eater.

The Welshwoman
09-29-2002, 01:09 AM

< is a veektum of society!

v ..Flowers?

Darth Eggplant
09-29-2002, 01:29 PM
^ vegetable

< ssshhh! fruit actually

V if your happy
and you know it
post right here.

09-29-2002, 04:13 PM
^(one-eyed) flying purple people eater? Is that why you choose to intimidate people with bold purple letters?

< Is NOT on drugs. Why can't a guy just listen to Residents and like the movie Waking Life?

V Doesn't know either what the movie Waking Life is or who the band Residents is. And (s)he'll think i'm on drugs, too.

Darth Eggplant
09-30-2002, 01:00 AM
^ the Residents did the music
for the Inscape game called
"Bad Day at the Midway"
and until you have heard
"Lottie the Human Log"
you ain't heard nothing yet.

< likes purple letters
they compliment my avitar nicely.
and makes for a quick and immediate
post recognition of my ruminations.

(plus they seem to tick you off.
JofaGuht, go join Metallus in his
depreciation society.)

V almost willing to bet
even money that Gendo posts next.

09-30-2002, 02:22 AM
^ Lost the bet

< Knows much more of the 30 years of Residents's accomplishments than just "Bad Day on Miday."

V Will tremble at my presence!

Darth Eggplant
09-30-2002, 11:36 AM
^ just a bunch of eyeballs
wearing top hats, the Ramones
are way cooler!

< (Sha-La-La) Howling at the Moon


The Welshwoman
09-30-2002, 12:22 PM
^ :duel:
< <sob> Dad?

v I'm with stupid!

09-30-2002, 04:33 PM
^ Is with me

< Unfortunately have no cool flash smileys all luke skywalker and stuff

V WAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Darth Eggplant
09-30-2002, 05:39 PM
^ ah yes, a cheap whine;
another is
"I wanna go to Miami"
(which reminds me
CSI Miami is on tonight.)

< yumm cookies,
(not the internet kind either)

V and now here's Gendo!

Tall Guy
09-30-2002, 05:53 PM
no no no, here is Gendo ;).....

Darth Eggplant
09-30-2002, 08:16 PM
^ was so excited by the thought
of GendoTheGreat's approach
that he forgot to use arrows.

< is knee deep in sheep

V the next person
Will Not Be Gendo.

10-03-2002, 04:49 PM
^ Was trying to be clever and get Gendo in by jinxing him not to

< Will play along with that

V The next will NOT be Gendo

Darth Eggplant
10-03-2002, 07:14 PM
^ my you are psychic

< oooh! new shade
of dementia to post with

V the next person to post
will deffinetly

10-03-2002, 10:11 PM
^thanks, Darth, the pink letters are much more comforting than the big bad scary purple letters

< Hail! Hail! Hail! Hail!

V There is a slight chance the next will be Gendo

Darth Eggplant
10-05-2002, 01:58 AM
^ ha ha! scarry purple type again

< cool thinks to himself,
right on Residents avitar above me

V eats green eggs and ham

10-05-2002, 04:15 AM
^I will not eat it here or there. I will not eat it anywhere. I will not eat green eggs and ham. I will not eat it sam-i-am

< Blue Velvet is a good movie.

V Will have to name me some more good Lynch flicks.

10-05-2002, 03:36 PM
^ I have no idea what you're on about. I like that in a person.

< Well wasn't I the popular one whilst I was away? I'm back now. Between my ****ty work hours, my car being a mangled pile of ****, and my hard drive deciding to **** itself and die, it's been a hell of a week. I'm just glad I can now get back to what I truly love doing: wasting my life in front of a computer.

V Is it just me, or did I say "****" a lot in this post?

10-05-2002, 04:19 PM
^ Yeah! Don't say **** so much you ****ty-ass ****head. You should shut up, you ****-eating ****monster

< Eraserhead, Elephant Man, Dune, Wild at Heart, Lost Highway, Fire Walk With Me, The Straight Story, and Mullholland Drive. Gosh I am such a geek.

V Do you know that butterflies smell with their feet?

Darth Eggplant
10-06-2002, 01:32 AM
^ no

< Elephant man best he ever did.
Dune (I like the long version okay)
the rest pure crapola!
he Cronenberg and Agoyan
should go away forever.
worthless art fags!

V :cool:

10-07-2002, 06:04 AM
^ :(

< Moving into Dad's apartment in three weeks time. Somebody please kill me. Well, at least the rent will be cheaper. I want to die very very badly.

V I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to kill you and live in your house.

Darth Eggplant
10-07-2002, 01:45 PM
^ if you don't mind moving
to Canada okay.

< I would like to be dead
and get a head start towards
the 9th underworld

V would like to get a head start
wearing their ninth pair of underwear.

10-07-2002, 05:51 PM
^ Ha! The joke is on you, my friend. I do not wear underwear!

< I've had maybe 5 hours sleep in the last two days, so naturally I have to get ready to do a 10 hour shift. Fun, fun, fun.

V Always remember: "A friend in need is a friend you can do without"

10-07-2002, 07:05 PM
^ I need something real bad.

< Screw you, Darth, and your little opinion too! Lost Highway is freaking awesome, Blue Velvet is far from crap, art fags beat mainstream fags (I think the word "fags" should be starred out. Its even more degrading than the "f" word.

V Will either be someone else agreeing with me, Darth disagreeing with me, or a loner who wants to kill me

Darth Eggplant
10-08-2002, 12:56 AM
^ sorry I forgot about Blue Velvet.
Dennis Hopper or any film with him
is pretty cool so,
Elephant Man, Dune and Blue Velvet
are worth watching more than once.
*however I stand by what I said earlier.
said mentioned directors exist
merely to create impressionable films
for the easily impressed.
and they are total Hijole!
and as for the term 'Art Fag'
which has nothing to do with
sexuality and everything to do with
artsy fartsy pretention,
say 'Nuke Gay Whales' instead.*

< the lights outside are pretty.


Tall Guy
10-08-2002, 03:58 AM

< needs to do work in college

V should get a job :D:D:D

10-08-2002, 05:51 AM
^ Get a job? That means I just spent 11 hours and 35 minutes at a job I don't have.

< I've got a bike

V You can ride it if you like. It's got a basket, a bell that rings and things to make it look good.

Darth Eggplant
10-08-2002, 12:08 PM
^ no thanks don't ride girls bikes :)

< is going out into the world
to order his copy of
Tierra de los Muertos

V hopes you have done so too

10-08-2002, 04:37 PM
^ Have not done so.

< Someone closed their locker on my finger today. OUCH!

V eat my inner thoughts

Darth Eggplant
10-08-2002, 05:45 PM
^ hmmm fingers caught
in the cheap metal
of an academic institution;
sounds like a brillant script
for a Lynch\Cronenberg\Agoyan flick

< having Thai noodles for dinner

V hello you!

10-09-2002, 01:26 AM
^You too!

< The pain is pulsing beat by beat. I am not using my ring finger/ left hsnd to type. The back of it is all purple and black. People say my fingernail may fall off. It is not outt of a Lynch movie. It was locker 810 kept by Sean Sells, right above mine.

V Quick! Free yourself before time runs out.

10-09-2002, 09:14 AM
^ Time's running out!? ****! What am I gonna do? WHAT AM I GONNA DO!?!? AAAH! AAAH! AAAH!

< *Runs around in a blind panic, runs into wall, smacks face against wall, falls to the ground blubbering*

V Mama?

Darth Eggplant
10-09-2002, 01:33 PM
^ if Tymes running out,
go down the hall and see if
Basil or Rosemary
will lend you some Coriander.

< count down to sunday
I get to see two Kevin Spacey movies
in a row, Pay it Forward & K-Pax

V you are sleeping,
you do not want to believe

10-09-2002, 03:22 PM
^ I know you are, but what am I? (Ha! That'll learn 'im)

< Help, I'm lost in my own magnificence

V Hasagonegunafra, pal

Darth Eggplant
10-09-2002, 05:26 PM
^ yegreatsoothernpansyya!

<yummm chilly dogs off to din din

V man that shade of lipstick
is all wrong on you

10-09-2002, 10:24 PM
^ Really? I'm gonna kill that skinny little sales bitch when I see her again. "Turquoise is your colour!" She says "Matches your hair!" she says. "Matches my hair" indeed!. Well I'll show her.

< Just finished installing Grim Fandango on my brand new HDD. Thank almighty god in heaven it runs on Win95. Losing your hard drive is a real pisser.

V Don't have a cow, man. Because eating aimals is evil. EVIL!

10-09-2002, 10:39 PM
^ Humans are on top of the food chain. And even if it is evil, it tastes good.

<Mustis is a better keyboardist than the one before him. Don't believe me? Listen to THE INSIGHT AND THE CATHARSIS.


10-13-2002, 08:11 PM
^ No, because your obscure fringe culture reference has left me uncertain as to what the hell you're on about.

< I've still got that bike

V You can ride it if you like. It's still got the basket, the bell and the things to make it look good. I'd give it to you if I could, but I borrowed it.

Darth Eggplant
10-14-2002, 12:38 AM
^ it iss tricksy!
it says it doess not know the way out
but it knows the way in,
it must know the way out.

< is it juicy, gooey, yucky, scrumptiouss?

V perhaps we sitts here,
and chatss with its a bits?

10-14-2002, 01:45 AM
^I've gotten lost in places that I know how to get into. By the way, the double (S)s are freaking me out, as well as your new avatar.

< I was the person who brought down the Irish influence upon the Spaniards! Don't believe me? Listen to the song ANTAEGA

V My obscure culture referances are leaving you uncertain on what the hell I'm on about? Then fine. Don't Listen to the song if you don't want to learn how to understand one another or communicate with different people. Maybe that is what's my culture referrances obscure.

10-14-2002, 05:42 AM
^fringe culture. Obscure fringe culture references.

< We will finds it, my preciouss. We will finds it and we will eats it!

V Gollum! (Woohaha, freaky!)

Darth Eggplant
10-14-2002, 03:09 PM
^ doess it like riddless?
it must have a competion with uss.

< we findss it long ago,(2 days actually)
on my birthday. a golden doughnut,
a magic doughtnut. gollum...gollum

V "Ahhhh! Art Fag! David Lynch
we Hates it! we Hates it, FOREVER!"

10-16-2002, 09:47 AM
^ May Dog bless you in your quest for whatever it is you're looking for.

< Why do I have a stupid big grin on my face?

V Wouldn't you like to know?

10-16-2002, 01:50 PM
^ has a stupid big grin on his face
< has the strange feeling that someone watches him right now
V will call me paranoid

Darth Eggplant
10-16-2002, 05:30 PM
^ avitar above me scarry in that
Teletubbies baby sun kind of way.
*NO One be cruel enough to use that
as an avitar.*

< sings for Gendo a Eurthymics song
"must be %$&*ing with an angel
must be *&%$ing with an angel..."


10-17-2002, 12:36 PM
^ ;)

< I've got a cloak. It's a bit of a joke. There's a tear up the front. It's red and black. I've had it for months.

V If you think it could look good, then I guess it should.

Darth Eggplant
10-17-2002, 01:58 PM
^ you are a real poet
but I guess that you know it
cause in verse you do show it

< I have a hat,
all dented and black
it has been all across Egypt
so what do you think about that?

V Wozzle Wuzzle

10-17-2002, 04:53 PM
^ Woozle Wuzzle? That's what passes for comedy these days?

< I have a friend called Josh. Cool, huh?

V Do you have a friend called Josh?

10-17-2002, 05:28 PM
^ Nope, all the Joshes in Missouri are complete jerks.

< Gosh I'm so pissed off right now. You know the writer Chuck Palahniuk? He's freaking amazing but his new one Lullaby is horrible. It starts out strong but around 1/3 of the book, it begins to get extremely stupid and boring. A bad book can be extremely depressing to a book geek like me. Thanks, i just needed to get that out.

V Read Surviver. It is way better than Lullaby. Goddamnit palahniuk!!!

10-17-2002, 05:49 PM
^ there's only one thing to do when you are in a bad mood: http://www.plauder-smilies.de/beerchug.gif Cheers!

< is pretty tired although he hasn't done much throughout the day. Now he's wondering what could be the reason for that.

V is stupid (no offence, just wondering if I could kill this game)

Darth Eggplant
10-17-2002, 08:11 PM
^ the round purple one takes no offense

< yes cheap Simpsons reference several
lines back good spotting it Gendo.

V like me and many forum members
has no idea of who or what JofaGuht
is talking about? the only Lullaby
I know is
a shot of Whiskey
a shot of Bourbon
and a case of Beers

10-17-2002, 08:41 PM
^ I only speak in a sensible way when I'm in a bad mood. I'm usually happy though. But think, I don't get what the heck Gendo is talking when he makes Simpson references.

< I'm still in a good mood, so listen to THE INSIGHT AND THE CATHARSIS and read Survivor by Chuck Palahnuik.

V The funniest word in the world is "funny".

Darth Eggplant
10-18-2002, 10:00 AM
^ abcdarian that is a pretty funny word
I saw it in a dictionary once. It means
a person well versed in many different
subject matters and topics.

< reading iss bad.
it stimulates the mind
and is counter culturally productive
towards our current fast food existence.

V and you do want fries with that right?

10-18-2002, 03:30 PM
^ Of course. That's one of the advantages of a wasting disease, you never put on weight!

< Methinks Jofa was taking my personal attack on his personality a little too personally. What a person! (Yes, I am the master of comedy. All hail!) In other news, just yesterday I dowloaded a fully functional trial version of Paint Shop Pro, and legitimately purchased it! I most certainly did not download a small 695 kb hack because I HATE warez so much! Ooh, it just makes me sick to think about them!

V Read this everybody, to know how much I hate warez so I don't get in trouble!

10-19-2002, 01:05 AM
^ Yeah, I think the people on this forum are being a tiny bit hypocritical when they're saying that I don't make any sense. I won't take it personally though. The lack of sensibility is why I brought up the pre-acossiation typing as a threa.

< Now that is a strong personality.

V So......What's new?

Darth Eggplant
10-19-2002, 01:19 AM
^ :c3po:
*look Gendo remember my C3PO tirade?*

< :jawa
*because I started out
as a humble jawa, when I first
joined the GFN*

V :fett:
*because you are
a chip off the old block
if ever I saw one.*

10-19-2002, 01:27 AM
^ See? That's exactly what I'm talking about. Hypocrite.

< The thing about hypocrisies is you can be a hypocrite for calling someone a hypocrite if you yourself are a hypocrite and then your a hypocrite all over again. Then it is no longer a hypocrisy, it is a paradox. And my headache ensues.

V Did you see Monk tonight? I missed it.

10-19-2002, 03:52 AM
^ No, but I do dabble in the fine art of Table.

< Back to work next week. More work means more pay means food and clothing for me! Hooray!

V You have no legs. You poor poor person.

Darth Eggplant
10-19-2002, 06:19 AM
^ hmmm interesting comment,
let me sit down and think about it

< because nothing makes
a room come Alive
like a little Dead Air

V I dare you to post something now!

10-19-2002, 03:07 PM
^ Oh yeah?

< Well here it is!

V ^Read it and weep.

Darth Eggplant
10-19-2002, 03:24 PM
^ you are so mean, I hope you
go out tonight and are forced
into having long, hot,
and soul shuddering, sex
with a beutiful woman.

< ....not much to say
(I guess the cat has my tongue)

V pssst your epidermus is showing

10-19-2002, 07:07 PM
^ Yes, I know

< I'm completely naked under my clothes.

V Try not to imagine me naked. If you value your sanity, for the love of god TRY!

10-19-2002, 07:51 PM
^ I'll try not to, even though I have no sanity to value.

< Everyone in the entire world are against my artistic taste. It's like my favorite movies are everyone elses worst. And vise versa. I'm in a huge argument with a friend right now cause of that. His favorite movie, American Psycho, when I can't understand why anyone could possibly enjoy it at the least. It was the worst ****ing of all time.

V The next post will be Eggplant calling me and art fag once again.

Darth Eggplant
10-20-2002, 02:38 AM
^ actually points for being psychic
more points because American Psycho
was worse than lots of stuff I have
ever seen and I'm glad you hate it too
however you should not argue about stuff
like that you simply say, that movie
was crap, but if you like it we'll then
your just an art fag :cool: and move on

< but just to keep you happy
and bitching, your avi is too small
to see well, but not small enough
to not notice the white flecks
or tell tale signs of a bad
transparent bg. and lastly
The Residents, pishshaw
a highly over rated band,
if I ever I never heard of one.

V wow 2am gues I should go to bed
what time is it in your sector?

10-20-2002, 04:35 AM
^ At a guess I'd say it's about time my friend dropped off the copies of Win 98 and XP he's been promising me for the last three billion ****ing years.

< I shot the sherrif. Then I ripped his heart out with my bare hands and ate it raw.

V Care to join me for dinner?

Darth Eggplant
10-20-2002, 12:45 PM
^ silly man
it would take 2 whole days
to fly there and by then
it would be cold,
and I really dislike
cold tube grub pie.

< hope your friend delivers soon,
if not email me okay.

I am having a late turkey dinner
today with cranberries
never had thanksgiving
last week, in Canada
we hold it on Columbus day
or near to it.
that way we can give thanks
for commiting Genocide
on a wide scale
while happily filling
our fat obese North Amercian faces.

V so what's eating you?

10-20-2002, 06:34 PM
^ Enzymes.

< Grim Fandango is l337! LOLFGMGOLOL!

V Keep that ^ and I'll take you V

10-20-2002, 09:04 PM
^yeah, sure. Whatever. Like you could take me.

(Kay DARTH, First of all, Residents are not overrated because most people I know don't like them. I only know a couple of people who do. Second, I really don't care about the appearance of my avatar, at least I pick one and stay with one, unlike you. third, I don't fight over movies with my friends, I just debate their opinions. Everything is clean. Fourth, listen to the album Wormwood by residents. Its their best one. You probably have only heard early stuff like the stuff from duck stab.)

< I accept my unique taste.

V Yeah, yeah, I've heard that one before.

Darth Eggplant
10-21-2002, 02:04 AM
^ read Sinister Eggmen
my poem in the Blue Casket
man that is so you.
you amuse me.

< poor Lateralis
he is forlorn and melancholy
but at least he got some.

(more than I can say for you
with a chip on your shoulder that big.
hey I think the grounds keepers
of Mount Rushmore are looking for
Lincoln's wart, that must be that
chip on your shoulder)

V I offer to thee
the gift of Blue Jello

10-21-2002, 02:47 AM
^ Glad to be of your amusement. I amuse a lot of people. I think I'm pretty damn funny myself.

< My definition of sleeping is staring at a ceiling for eight hours.

V Maybe you could use sleep yourself.

10-21-2002, 03:32 AM
^ I sure could, but it ain't gonna happen for me tonight.

< I love the Nightshift. I love to boogie. I love the double-time-and-a-half, oh yeeeah.

Tonight I will be embracing temperatures up to minus 50 degrees. Celcius. I love the smell of dead frozen animals in the morning.

V In the event of my inevitable freezing death, I leave you all my debts. Enjoy! Watch out for the loansharks though.

Darth Eggplant
10-21-2002, 12:17 PM
^ I feel so special
inheriting your debts.

< !

V ?

10-21-2002, 06:56 PM
^ ?. >?<?? ??!??! #%*@#@!!!!!

< A big stupid head.

V Don't eat rocks, it's suprisingly bad for your teeth.

Darth Eggplant
10-22-2002, 01:51 AM
^ pop rocks taste so good
just like candy rock should

< have two flat feet

V Quack, quack, Moo?

10-31-2002, 06:28 PM
^ BANG! BANG! Thud.

< Loves Jofa's new avatar. It makes me giggle. And fall to the floor. And recite bible passages backwards. And giggle some more. And vomit pea soup. Uh-oh.

V Have you seen Blue Streak? It's funny.

Darth Eggplant
11-01-2002, 06:53 AM
^ is that with supposed comedian
Martin Lawrence? no he frightens me.

< I saw a cool Jack animation online
once but the right mouse button
had been disabled so I could not get him.

V today is going to hurl their bones
into the drink, it is sort of
a day of the dead tradition.

11-01-2002, 09:44 PM
^ Kind of, but I'm doing it the other way around. The drink will be going into me.

< I wish I had a thing that did stuff. Stuff is awesome.

V Blargh!

11-02-2002, 01:32 AM
^ Stuff is not half as cool as things.

< I'm in a lucid dream and I AM THE KING OF EVERYTHING. So stop telling me to quit flying around and eating my favorite foods and asking my lathe of heaven what the source of all creation is.

V So what's it like to be a character in someone else's dream?

Darth Eggplant
11-02-2002, 04:13 PM
^ I can't remember
because I am presently hypnotised
by your all seeing eye

< I am very envious,
because I do not think
I will ever find a better avi
than the one Jofa has now.

V you too are also
under the thrall
of the eye of JofaGuht.

11-02-2002, 08:13 PM
^ My minds eye that it.

< It's time for pepto bismal. I've never woken up feeling so indegested in my life. riously,I think I'll vomit.

V I1 you don't think that's gross I think you should stop looking at my eye avi. It's not that good. Darth, keep the one you have now. Its good.

Darth Eggplant
11-02-2002, 08:43 PM
^ Eye still like it:D

< I Love the smell of peptol puke
in the morning. It smells like victory

V pook?

11-03-2002, 12:14 AM
^ You are a sick person also with a somewhat cool avi. Keep that one.

< Right now I am writing a short story that will offend christians around the world. Not that I have anything against them.

V Life is sure funny, maybe that's why I am always laughing hysterically in this padded-room of mine.

Darth Eggplant
11-03-2002, 01:04 AM
^ Negativeland has a funny song
called Christianity is Stupid
off the Escape From Noise album,
you might like it.

< do we get to read
your manifesto when it is done?

V If you should fall from grace
with god where no doctor can relieve
you, should we stick you in the sod
where the angels won't receive you,
should we let you down into the mud
where the rivers all run dry?

11-03-2002, 03:42 AM
^ More like falling TO grace. Gosh I crack myself up so much.

< Sure you can all read it. It actually doesn't have anything against christians in it but i'm sure it will offend them. The first half has to do with a love relationship when the second has to do with the horrifying means of the second coming. It's voilent and perverted, but that's the point.

V So of those of you who want to read it, tell me and I'll send it to you.

Darth Eggplant
11-07-2002, 06:49 PM
^ post it instead
with milk and honey,
that way some of us might think
it's warm and fuzzy

< 'ship's log stardate 15.7.34
forum has been as deserted as the
Mary Celeste, these past days,
where has everyone gone to?

V hello...???

11-13-2002, 05:59 PM
^ posts in bold
< is the fastest man alive
V is the fastest woman alive

Darth Eggplant
11-13-2002, 06:49 PM
^ what my sex change did not stick?!

< spent the day making cookies
for senior citizens, alas still
it does not get me a ticket on
the number 9 express.

V don't talk kitty, just run!

11-14-2002, 02:23 AM
^What's with "kitty". You're repeating that a lot. Its a really cool band though. but its spelled Kittie

< Kittie came to my hometown on January 6. Morgan Lander was all like, "Today's my birthday." and my brother's friend Jake screams out, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!" and she was all like "Heh. Heh. Thanks." It was hilarious. God they're so hardcore live.

V. All bow down before my opinion of music!

Darth Eggplant
11-14-2002, 11:10 AM
^ never heard of Kittie
the line run kitty
was from GF year2 glottis.

< this amd...


11-15-2002, 10:54 PM
^ confuses me
< thinks all the guys in this forum are weird.
V is weird

11-16-2002, 01:51 AM
^ You're just saying that cause i'm albino!

< Which reminds me when Hayley ws all like, "I once saw a black albino person." I asked, "How?" She said, "He was all pale and had red eyes but he had big lips and a flat nose," I responded, "Jesus, Hayley, you are so racist." She said, "What? I did! I actually saw a black albino person." well, that's what you get when your main enviroment are basically all rednecks.

V Is as normal as weird people can get.

Darth Eggplant
11-20-2002, 01:13 AM
^ I saw an albino squirrel once

< I even looked behind
the Cyclops' Eye

V loves Harry Potter as much as I do

11-20-2002, 01:51 AM
^Hell Yeah! never read the book, but the first movie was fecking awesome! Looking forward to the next.

< To be completely honest, I didn't Lord of Rings was all that great, to me it was just so-so.

V Will give the longest rant since Satan's speech to me for not liking LOTR as much as you do.

Darth Eggplant
11-20-2002, 03:54 PM
^ "gee, I kinda liked that movie."
(press statement from Hell)

< tomorrow night I go see Harry Potter

V stop looking start dating,
tomorrow is the 21st for instance;
see there you are your first date.:D

11-21-2002, 10:49 PM
^ Amateur, I've had just a bit over 5675 dates in my live, most of which lasted 24 hours long.

< I rate everything, I list everything, and I time everything. Critical habits I guess, if I didn't mind becoming the enemy, i'd be a critic.

V i'd give you about a 6.5/10.

11-26-2002, 12:27 PM
^i am sorry if i'm breaking it up but what is the aim of this game?

<I've looked at all the posts and this is all i see in common

>please help me

Darth Eggplant
11-26-2002, 06:22 PM
^ the up arrow refers to
the last post made, ie
you asked for help so this
is what this post is all about.
someone says something up
then something towards themselves
and then down, and the next person
should repond to what was said above.

< I saw The Chamber of Secrets
I can't wait until LOTR The Two Towers

V american thanksgiving
is so late in the year,
it's like big turkey dinner
followed by big turkey dinner,
man that's a lot of turkey
in close proximity.

11-29-2002, 02:22 PM
^ I had crab legs for thanksgiving. I usuallly have one of those big tubes of artificially-flavored sugar.

< Grape is my favorite.

V Pixie dust is good for you.

Darth Eggplant
12-03-2002, 07:48 PM
^ the Dixie Chicks are good for you

< I like purple
much better than I like orange

V :lsduel:

12-08-2002, 01:21 AM
^ Okay. You finally beat. Now you have a better avi.

< Watched 2 movies today: Dune(1984 one) and Sliding Doors. Both very good, though hard to compare because one is a somewhat disturbing sci-fi/horror and the other is a romance. I wonder what my life would be like if i had never watched Sliding Doors.......

V Doesn't get the joke I just made cause he/she hasn't seen that movie.

Darth Eggplant
12-08-2002, 05:10 PM
^;) I think you would look good
as a blonde english shakespearian
woman dressing like a man,
pretending to be a woman; whilest
getting on the London Underground.

< I on the other hand
would rather be listening to
the Velvet Underground

V while you continue to be
the biggest fan of the Velvet Fog.

12-14-2002, 11:54 PM
^ I confuzed.....Gwenyth Paltrow is a man?

< Watched Goldmember yesterday, they are just trying way too hard, i wish for no more austin powers flicks. Watched Slacker today, only good Linklater flick I've seen other than Waking Life. Dazed and Confused was boring and uninteresting(funny at parts though) and Tape didn't have any likeable characters. Those are the only ones I've seen.

V This next post is by someone who disagrees with me, fell asleep during Waking Life and loved Dazed and Confused. I guess what you're interested in, either the mystery and lathe of heaven of the subconcious, or your a stoner.......

Darth Eggplant
12-15-2002, 09:57 PM
^ never saw those movies
but Gweneth played the woman
in Shakespear In Love who pretended
to be a man in order to play a woman
because at that point in time and history
women were not allowed to act on stage
and so men had to play all female roles,
so...as i said she played he to be she.

< almost watched Slackers, but thought
better of it and I did watch 1\2 or so
of Vanilla Sky and was so bored
that I turned it off. maybe I'll try
watching it again on Feb 30th.

V is the head priest
of a Bangers and Mash
worshipping cult.

12-15-2002, 11:32 PM
^Not Slackers, SLACKER, no plural. I'm talking about the 1991 Richard Linklater movie, not that crap movie with Devan Sawa. By the way, before you watch Vanilla Sky, watch the original spanish version, Open Your Eyes. I still thought that Vanilla Sky was better, but Open Your Eyes had some better qualities.



Darth Eggplant
12-16-2002, 02:18 PM
^ oh yes I forgot;
thank you for knowing that
Mike Myers is like so 'Unfunny'
that it is not funny.
he was funny as a parody of
charles grey and telly savolas
from the original bond flicks
but his austin powers was
(A) very annoying
and (B) worse totally unoriginal
and a rip off of Frankie Avalon.
Myers always talks in interviews
about how much his folks were into
60's stuff, well buy or rent the dvd
or video of one of the old
beach blanket bingo movies;
the one with the english drag racer
'the Bug' played by frankie avalon
as a double role he played himself,
frankie and the bug. the bug wore
the same glasses as Austin had the same
laugh attitude movement, language style.
I mean a parody of the bond villian
was funny. co-opting someones gig
alah elvira doing vampirella
is just sad. and then in the second
powers he made doctor evil turn into
another austin which killed the genius
of the original; and fat bastard
was not funny at all. (shrek worked)
fat bastard no.

< :monkey4:

V::c3po::fett: :ewok: :jawa

12-16-2002, 09:46 PM
^I liked the first Austin Powers, I thought it was a great take-off. I never saw any thing of what you said. The second was okay, but it lost some qualities. The third was pushing. Nuh-uh! But if you don't like Mike Myers because of this, rent 2 copies of So I Married an Axe Murderer and call me in the morning.

< That's figurative of course. Just rent one copy, it cost less that way, and don't call me in the morning because I'm nocturnal. I stay up all night and sleep during school. I disagree about Shrek working. I didn't like that movie very much, monsters inc. was better.


Darth Eggplant
12-17-2002, 06:11 PM
^prehc kcob kculc gnis prehc prehc

< pook?

V:monkey4: :monkey4: :monkey4:

12-17-2002, 09:18 PM

<MY EYES BURN! THEY BURN! I just woke up. Everything is night. With all the lights off, I went to the computer and wiggled the mouse to wake up the monitor. and with my background screen being almost white, it burned! It burned like mad!

V Did you know I am the reincarnated spirit of Salvador Dali.

Darth Eggplant
12-18-2002, 12:20 PM
^ no I did not,
well I'll have a pastrami on rye
with a side order of pinto beans please.
and oh yes a coke.

< yes I do not like
the glaring white of a computer screens.

cause I have to wait until after
New Years to see it.

12-22-2002, 08:05 AM
^ I have seen you somewhere before

<is wondering if this thread is dead.
did not get to see the Two Towers yet... *cries*
Is wondering if: a)my computer is painfully slow, b)lucasforums is excrutiatingly slow c)I am pathetically slow, or d) all of the above

V is terribly slow

Darth Eggplant
12-23-2002, 09:04 PM
^all hail satan!
demonic rodent cool!

< insects make me want to dance

V use these controls to insert vBcode

Eddie Murphy
12-31-2002, 01:43 AM
^ OK

> !testing!

V Is not going to post this:":p"

12-31-2002, 07:42 AM
^ Is wrong :p

< Has an alien avatar

V Posts alot

Eddie Murphy
12-31-2002, 07:47 AM
^ Very little really
> Has just bought a new CD player.
V Hello:)

12-31-2002, 11:35 AM
^ Has 0 posts somehow...... :eyeraise:

< Wants windows XP


Darth Eggplant
12-31-2002, 02:16 PM
^ Buckaroo

< wonders if.....

V oh you do too?

01-01-2003, 05:29 AM
^ My minds going too

< Pretty colours


01-01-2003, 06:59 AM
^what the hell

<cool avatar, uping post count

has no clue who i am..

01-01-2003, 07:07 AM
^ I know who you are =]] look at my posts

< Got 1000 posts and gave Masterjo 30 credits

V Is a BMF

01-01-2003, 08:43 AM
^What does BMF mean(bad mother *#$%@#??)

<getting closer to glowing name, knock up post count

definately doesn't know me..

Darth Eggplant
01-01-2003, 04:35 PM
^ ah a Sindarian Elf,
Mirkwood forest I believe.
(I did not know what BMF was
so I let someone else take it.);)

< I am going to see
Star Trek Nemesis tomorrow night
*thursday jan 2nd.*

V lowest prices gauranteed

01-01-2003, 05:06 PM
^ I saw that movie. It was better than Insurrection, probably as good as First Contact but not better than Generations(I know a lot liked first contact better than Generations, but I liked Generations a little better) Either way, those movies are getting redundant. its the same things, hopefully the next one which I think has Q in it will be more original.

< I have nothing to say about myself.

VI have everything to say about everyone else, but I can't tell anyone.

01-02-2003, 05:15 AM
^ I like eyeballs

< Knows that BMF means 'bad motha fu*ker

V Hasnt got a custom title

Darth Eggplant
01-02-2003, 01:44 PM
^ no but soon I will.

< :rolleyes:Generations eh gads!
that blew space chunks.
I mean egotistical fat
Billy Shatner, I need to be
Catain Jerk forever!
Malcom McDowell was cool,
but Generation, like The 1st
Trek movie and the 5th sucked.

actually I am
looking forward to LOTR
in sunday a whole lot more.

V :rddance:

01-02-2003, 01:56 PM
^ The first one was only considered bad because it wasn't very star trek-like. It was a lot more original than that. Don't get me wrong, I liked the Wrath of Kahn better but Star Trek: the Movie was original. And yes, the fifth one sucked. But hey, don't put down Billy Shatner because he remains enthusiastic about the character he is most remembered as. I mean, its better than Brent Spiner who kills himself off in Nemesis because he doesn't like being recognized as Data anymore(A LITTLE TOO LATE BRENT!)

<I have formed a new hobby of making MIDI files. Its fun. All of the ones i've made so far are great, especially the one i'm working on now.

V "Life is much more beautiful than they say it is on TV."

Darth Eggplant
01-04-2003, 07:07 AM
^ great work spoiling
the plot\ending for anyone
who hasn't seen Nemesis yet.
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

< Billy Shatner's finest moment
was being voted off the Star Trek
edition of the Weakest Link.

V thinks Gollum is sexy

01-04-2003, 08:11 AM
^ Whoes gollum

< Wo0o0o nice avatar

V Eye see you!

01-04-2003, 08:11 AM
^ Whoes gollum

< Wo0o0o nice avatar

V Eye see you!

01-05-2003, 05:51 AM
^dude, I only spoiled what was already spoiled. It was all over the news; everyone knows Data dies in Nemesis. THey revealed that like two months before it came out. I knew it two months before it came out. Sorry anyway, man. I just thought you knew.

< The more I watch the great yet confusing movie Donnie Darko, I don't understand it any more than I did the first time, the more I watch it, I just notice more continuity errors that try to make me hate the movie. And then I'm like, Screw you continuity errors! Donnie Darko is cool....but fading. On the other hand, the more I watch Waking Life, the more I love it and notice cool things.

V A common paradox: Is the glass half full, or the glass half empty? A common paradox of the weather channel: Is Heather Tesch's dress matching Marshall Seese's tie, or is Marshall Seese's tie matching Heather Tecsh's dress?

Darth Eggplant
01-05-2003, 05:13 PM
^ is Donnie Darko about
a reenager who does the bidding
for a pyschotic rabbit
or something?

< still have not seen walking life

V does your baloney have a first name?

01-06-2003, 04:04 AM
^ Unfortunately, my baloney passed away about two months ago in that really yucky sandwich I ate

<Donnie Darko is a lot more complicated than that. It's pretty good. A classic mind-****. And it's easier to understand than most of those kind of flicks. But its about this really messed up depressed kid whose hallucination(the rabbit) saved his life one night from a jet engine crashing into his room when the rabbit told him to go out of his house. Next thing you know, the rabbit is telling our main character to do things....bad things while asking the kid if he knows anything about time travel. I'm giving nothing further away. It's got the guy from bubble boy in it.

VWaking life may not be your cup of tea. A lot of people I know didn't like it, but I sure loved Waking Life.

Darth Eggplant
01-06-2003, 01:30 PM
^ I think Donny Darko
is on the movie network
I will try watching it.
and Walking Life
if it ever comes on too.

< no comment

V I am wondering,
are Jofa and I
the only remaining people
on this forum?
wow what a ghost town
it has become.

01-06-2003, 10:17 PM
^ Don't worry. There seems to be like 6-day intervals until anyone else responds and then like 3000 ppl do it at once.

< My phone lines have been disconnected. If we get kicked out of our house, then I get to laugh at all my friends who used to call me rich-boy.

V [poetic insert] "Has there been such a symbol of love like the melancholy christ being shot with a gun?" [end poetic insert]

Darth Eggplant
01-08-2003, 07:08 PM
^ me thinketh
you might be a fan
of the band Christian Death,
their album
all the love
all the hate
is quite good.

< I had noodles for din din

V do you come from Planet Claire?

01-09-2003, 08:50 PM
^ Who told you? Now my secret homeland is revealed.

< Actually the quote isn't blasphemous. I try not to write blasphemous stuff. the poem "Melancholy Christ." Is all about the absurdity of gaining love from the image of christ being tortured on the cross. They are even wearing the weapon that killed him on their necklaces, and then the next verse is the second coming being shot with a gun, then everyone worships the gun and blahblahblah.

V argh. boredom sucks.

Darth Eggplant
01-11-2003, 05:38 PM
^ have you seen
The Royal Tenenbaums?
(there is a great movie,
you should see it)

< The Royal Tenenbaums
are on TV tonight,
commercial free
and I am going to tape it.

V have you bought
The Royal Tenenbaums on DVD,
you really should you know.

01-11-2003, 06:57 PM
^ I heard the movie was very good from some poeple, others I heard it was just basically a dysfunctional family being dysfunctional and else. I'll see it sooner or later. I heard P.T. Anderson has done other good movies.

<all I've seen by him is Punch-drunk Love. It was good. Extremely weird, but good.

V argh. boredom still sucks.

01-16-2003, 09:16 AM
^ Is a lucky bastard
< Desperately wants to see Punch drunk love
V Will be Lupe back for revenge

Tall Guy
01-17-2003, 05:09 AM





Darth Eggplant
01-17-2003, 01:01 PM
^ Epul

< points? Quest Esto?
can you like do something with them?
If I could still buy a copy of the
Grim Fandango OST at Lucasarts store
I might spend them, otherwise
they are just pretty.

V pook! new smiles to you
:cowdance :sheepdanc
*I do not know if these are new
but I have never used them before
so they are new to me:D *

Tall Guy
01-17-2003, 01:37 PM
the points are to spend at the new lucasforums shop!! read this announcement:


i should probably post something on the main page about this...

Darth Eggplant
01-19-2003, 12:14 PM
^ I like the Midi song purchase
and the change a members rating
is hillarious! Oh Jofa beware
if I ever get enough to do this.;)

< lately I have seen 2 kids movies
that were actually quite funny.
Jimmy Newtron,
and Max Keebles 'Big Move'

V is a secret agent for Saruman

01-20-2003, 01:50 AM
^ Please no mention.....

< My friend and I threw a party in my basement on saturday. It went pretty well. Despite how hard it was to find my house in the middle of the "boonies" as they say. The next party, we'll set up the equipment and play our band.

V Does not like Death Metal.

Darth Eggplant
01-21-2003, 03:28 PM
^ that's correct
I am into Death Wood myself

< I ...can't remember

V :jawa UTINI!:jawa

01-23-2003, 10:29 PM
^um....Yeah! Whatever...

< Gosh, you know what I hate? False awakenings. I used to never get those and now I get them all the time. They're really confusing. The last dream i had I woke up like three times and I was still in it.

V This is all a dream. Wake up.

01-25-2003, 07:36 AM
^ *SNORE* ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

< Only just realised how spagetty is spelt. (Joke intended).


01-25-2003, 07:59 AM
^ You can't shoot me!

< Nice italic name

V <(--><><><><<><><<> Will die by my lightsabre!

01-30-2003, 12:42 AM
^ Haha! You think you have defeated me but unfortunately those are just keys put in a pattern to far-fetchedly look like something. But, you have been defeated! You will die by my number sign #, and the parenthesis ) And the unholy exclamation point ! and the merciless backslash \ what's that you want more $ ? + >< " pdsldsa ]]]] Muahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

< Lafeyette sucks. I wish that I didn't want to go to college so I could down their 97% college-bound graduates but damnit I probably will. Stupid nationally recognized school.

V Sleep time. Good night! And try to get through tomorrow.

Darth Eggplant
01-31-2003, 05:32 PM
^ don't you mean sheep time
and try to get a Ewe tomorrow

< cry of the Vatos!

V Atlantis is waiting.

02-02-2003, 04:12 PM
^ just for me?

< been a long time since posting

v will never ever post again

02-02-2003, 08:59 PM
^ Is that a threat?

< The Mayan calender ends in 2012

V My calender ends this year....I guess sooner or later I'll have to buy another one.

Darth Eggplant
02-02-2003, 11:23 PM
^ very good
and I believe it will be on
june 11th or 13th, tea time.

< and it is the end of the 5th sun
a beginning, for the 6th sun,
the new existance.

V don't type just talk

02-03-2003, 12:14 AM
^ Ah! You thought you could fool me, but no, I have VoicePilot 98!

< Actually, truthfully, you really do have to look out for Carpel Tunnel Syndrome these days, but you shouldn't rely on me saying considering ow horribly I spelled that.

V WAKE UPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tall Guy
02-03-2003, 03:53 AM
^ zzzzzzzzz

< is actually very tired

v probably wont want to come to bed with me...you dont know what ur missing :D

Darth Eggplant
02-03-2003, 11:36 AM
^ *kiss* you sexy beast you:)

< my building has no water
for the next 5 days:eek:

V chunky monkey,
chunky monkey,
hey nice brown pants!

02-03-2003, 12:07 PM
^ You been lookin?

< Hey there cheeky cheeky brown panties

V Wanna die? :D

Darth Eggplant
02-03-2003, 05:12 PM
^ only if I get to ride on the #9

< blah blah blah....

V feeling lucky punk?

02-03-2003, 07:56 PM
^ very lucky

< is actually not lucky at all

v will be turned on be a shampoo comercial :D

02-04-2003, 12:35 AM
^ Believe me, Herbal Essences doesn't feel as good as it looks in the commercial.

< Top five movies that disturbed me the most(expect revisiing): 5.Vulgar 4. K-19 3.Blue Velvet 2.A Clockwork Orange and the film that disturbed me the most is: 1. Apt Pupil

V Feel free to contribute your opinion.

Darth Eggplant
02-04-2003, 12:51 PM
^ I only have an Onion,
but it's a Spanish Onion.

< Oi Oi Oi!

V Ooooo Meche.

02-04-2003, 09:39 PM
^ Eeeeeee what?

< the ****

V are you?

02-04-2003, 11:49 PM
^ You talking to me, yourself, or the person above you?

< Just finished another Midi. It's like Avant Garde Doom. It's pretty sweet.

V Bow before my number 2 pencil!

08-19-2005, 10:14 PM
^ Midis, you say? Excellent.

< Doesn't have knees

V Sees through my lame attempt at faking lack-of-knees

08-20-2005, 01:03 AM
^ Dammit Skye, why'd you have to bump this thread? It's full of me being an ******* back when I was 13. It's embarassing.

< Is embarassed, but accepts the person he once was.

V will not be Darth Eggplant, thus continuing this K'joRound would be pointless.

08-20-2005, 02:50 AM
^ Is correct

< Horrified that he just unwittingly resurrected a two and a half year old thread (sorry :wornout: )

V Should let this thread settle back into it's grave

08-20-2005, 09:06 AM
^ Might ask Jofa how old he feels now.

< Recieved an email from Lucasforums for the first time in many years.

V Will be unable to resist giving this blast-from-the-past just one more kick in the teeth.