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Darth Groovy
09-08-2002, 09:38 PM
(A restuarant on Coruscant)

Darth Clem: "Banks are too much trouble these days, so I got a new solution,"

LeXX: "What's that?"

Darth Clem: "Restaruants! I mean think about it. Do you think the average waitress getting paid 3 republic credits and hour really give a **** about wether or not they are getting robbed?"

LeXX: "I bet that cuts down on the hero factor.......Let's do it! Right here right now!"

Darth Clem:(Smiling, pulls out a gun and puts it on the table)"Alright same as before, your crowd control, I handle the employees! I love you honey bunny."

LeXX: "I love you too honey Bunny."


LeXX:(Jumps on top of the table with a gun) "ANY OF YOU ****ING PRICKS MOVE.......AND I EXECUTE EVERY LAST MOTHER****ING ONE OF YOU!!"

(Cue Dick Dale theme)


(Edit- My favorite Simpsons episodes are the ones where they do parodys of movies, so I got this idea. Re-create any scene from any movie but use Star Wars Characters and members from Yoda's Swamp. I will post the next scene.)

09-08-2002, 09:41 PM
wtf, too much free time. There is a world outside your room you know...

09-08-2002, 09:48 PM
Here is a scene from "Lord of the rings"

Tyrion: "You're late."

obi-wan13: "A wizard is never late, Tyrion Baggins."


Is that how this works, groovy?

Darth Groovy
09-08-2002, 10:40 PM
(Cue Kool and the Gang's "Jungle Boogie" in the background)

Obi-Wan13: "So tell me about the hash bars. It's legal right?"

Pada-Wan:"Well you just can't walk it to a restuarant and roll it up and start puffing away, they want you to do it in certain designated areas. It breaks down like this; it's legal to buy it, it's legal to sell it and if your a proprieter of a hash bar it's legal to carry it, but that doesn't matter cuz check this out, if your pulled over by a cop in Alderann, it's illegal for them to search you."

Obi-Wan13: "Oh man, I'm Going!"

Pada-Wan: "That's a right the cops in Alderann don't have."

Obi-Wan13 "Oh man, I'm going, that's all there is to it!"

Pada-Wan: "You think of the most! But you know the thing about Alderann is, the little differences. I mean they got the same **** over there as we do here, but over there it's just a little different."

Obi-Wan13: "Different, like how?"

Pada-Wan: "Well like you can go to a McDonalds in Alderann and buy a glass of Blue Milk. I'm not talking about no cup, I mean a regular glass of Blue Milk. You know, what they call a Quarter Pounder w/cheese in Alderann?"

Obi-Wan13: "They don't call it a quarter pounder?"

Pada-Wan:"No they got the metric system there, they don't know what the **** a quarter pounder is. They call it a Royale w/cheese."

Obi-Wan13: "A Royale w/Cheese! What do they call a Big Mac."

Pada-Wan: "The Big Mac is still a Big Mac, only they call it "La Big Mac."

Obi-Wan13: "What do they call a whopper?"

Pada-Wan: " I don't know, I didn't go to Burger King. You know what they put on french fries in Tatooine? Mayonaise!"

Obi-Wan13: "Mayonaise! Oh Man!"

Pada-Wan: "I seen em do it man, they ****in drown em in that ****!"

Darth Groovy
09-08-2002, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by obi-wan13
Here is a scene from "Lord of the rings"

Tyrion: "You're late."

obi-wan13: "A wizard is never late, Tyrion Baggins."


Is that how this works, groovy?

Yep you got the idea.

wtf, too much free time. There is a world outside your room you know...

First of all I am at work, second of all if you don't have something to contribute, then don't post in this thread!:mad:

09-09-2002, 12:00 AM

Darth Groovy
11-06-2002, 10:32 PM
Bumped by popular demand. Don't shoot me! :D

11-06-2002, 10:35 PM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
Bumped by popular demand. Don't shoot me! :D lol

Boba Rhett
11-06-2002, 11:12 PM
This has got to be one of the warning signs of watching Pulp Fiction one too many times. :indif:

I likes it! :D :thumbsup:

I'll post one in a while.

11-06-2002, 11:54 PM
*very long*

A scene from Lord of the Pings.

*At Tyrion's home*

Tyrion: ahahaha! another troll at the forums


Tyrion:Who the hell...?

*door opens, Obi the Grey comes in*

Obi: Hello Tyrion Baggins!

Tyrion: Yeah yeah, did you bring the vodka?

Obi: Why,of course.

*drinks merrily*

Tyrion:whahahhaha have ya herd of da tale of the one ping?

Obi:Dont j00 mean the One Ring?

Tyrion: naw, the one ping!

Obi: Tell me the stroy then,wah-ha-ha-...

Tyrion: well,there was this big bad troll,called Jedi2k2

Obi:Dont j00 mean Sauron

Tyrion: Well that was his name by day

Obi: What was his name by night?

Tyrion: Jedi2k2

Obi: He has the same night name as the troll????

Tyrion: .....

Tyrion: Anyhow...Jedi2k2 used to be a big bad troll. He gathered small trolls and big trolls with his army.He then made a Spam War against Lucasforums. He waged war and was really tough. But,the last alliance(and I mean last alliance, since they all are trying to invade each other now) of Swampies, Rouges, and Monkey Islanders, among with other boards, waged war against him. They battle him, fought many of his reincarnations, and whacked his spam trolls many,many,many,many,many times. Well,to get to the point, we fought him at the battle of Mount Spam. He carried the one Ping, which enabled him to spam greatly,change carnations, and even make the ping of Lucasforum higher.

Obi: Wait a sec,wouldnt I know this story already?

Tyrion: I am telling it to that guy over there, Tie Fighter.

*Tie fighter jumps out of bush,then gets lassoed by Obi*

Obi: please continue!

Tyrion: Anyhow, since we cornered him at mount ping,we had a great last battle. Everyone from the Lucasforum militia was there.Me,you,spy,rhett,matt,darky,ect. were there fighting him. We tried using banning swords and flaming,but as of course it onlu made him grow bigger. So,I was lucky and sliced off the The One Ping with my Spam Sword +5. I took it, while Matt and Rhett stabbed his heart.He was defeated.

Obi and Tie Fighter: YAY!

Tyrion: So,here we are, I still have the One Ping.It would be nice to have someone tell me were to destroy it*coughDARKY!cough*

*Darky comes in*

Darky:You hafta take it to mount spam and destroy it in the cracks of spam. Only then will the spam king be dead because his follower Max Payne is comin!

Tyrion: Ok,sure.

Darky: Ok, meet at the Council of Lucasforums by next week.

Tyrion: Ok.

Tyrion: As for you Tie Fighter,you shall take care of my house.

Tie Fighter: *smells the oven burning* Oh my!!

Tyrion: Well obi,we should go to Reb's house and ask him to help us!And Tie Fighter, make sure this house burns down or else...

Obi: ok!

*At rebs house*

Reb: So you want me to come with you guys to destroy the one ping?

Tyrion: Pretty much.

Reb: Sure, but how do we get there?

Obi: My skiff is affected heavily by the One Ping, it'll take us a year to get out of the Swamp.

Tyrion: Mine wont let me take anyone else in it.

Reb: What are you looking at me for? Fine..I'll take you guys..

*They pass by Rouge Nine's house*

Rouge Nine: You bastards! You killed my Aresen flower!

Tyrion: Do you still have AB in his Aresen Cage?

Rouge Nine: Yeah...

*fobiddin noises heard inside house*

Redwing: Oh my Rouge Nine! You devil!

*Tyrion,Obi,and Reb start to get sick*

Rouge Nine: Well here's your Ab in a cage.

Ab: wahahahah SHOWCASE wahahaha!

*They go onto Lucasville*

Aristole: This is the council of Lucasville.

Rhett: The ring must be destroyed!

Obi: Hey thats my line!

*Rhett sticks tounge out at Obi, Obi turns the tounge into a frog*

Aristole: Well,we should send only a few out for this.

Tyrion: I shall take the ping,although I do not know the way.

Obi: You have my staff!

Darky: You have my sword!

LeXX: You have my bow!

Rhett: You have my stick!

Spy: You have my Spiked Board of Doom!

Darth Groovy: You have my Rubber Chicken!

Jedi220: You have my axe!

Ab: You have my CAGE!

Aristole: Then it is decided, you and the rest shall become...

*drum roll*

The Fellowship of the Ping!

Obi: Wahahaha, Tyrion as the pingbearer? hah.

Tyrion: You suck.

11-07-2002, 11:16 PM
Was it necessary to post this in it's own form Ty?

J/W :D

11-07-2002, 11:28 PM
O_o... to much... time... on...your....hands....yes.

ROFL... sounds fun though, i think ill join ya when i get time.