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Tyrion
09-09-2002, 06:21 PM
It's that time...I'm making my Junior-High rules for safe schooling.

here they are-

1.Cuss alot. Saying things like "hi" "hello" and "gooday" will send a message to all bullies to refil the thrash can. Instead,say **** you, damnit, **** you ****, **** you faggot,ect. That will esnsure that they will no not to mess with you,and they'll pray on the fat scandinavian boy in home ec.

2. Stay in packs. Remember,when bullies come chase you and your group,you dont need to outrun the bullies,you just need to outrun your friends.

3. If alone and chased,run in zig-zags. Remember, they can only see in front of them,all that muscle makes them only good for stuffing you in lockers and trash cans.

4. Go to trash cans and lockers only if you have to. Self-explanitory.

5. Check the girl you want to go out with before you ask her. She might be crazy and stalk you,cause rumors if you break up with her,or have that big bully leader that will nullify rule 2 for you.

Will be updated.

Like it?

:D:D:D:D:D

Psionic Jedi
09-09-2002, 06:28 PM
Bullies weren't that much of a problem for me in Middle School. Sure I was picked on but not with severity.

Hell I was worried about being stuffed in trashcans and lockers in High School, but it doesn't really happen, it's just propoganda.

I guess it all depends on the school. Is it located in a trashy neighborhood? :D

Darth-Nasty
09-09-2002, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by Tyrion
you dont need to outrun the bullies,you just need to outrun your friends.

ooh that is evil.

sacrificing your friends so you may get away.

Agen
09-09-2002, 06:46 PM
Here someone bigger than you steals you bag while you're looking through it and puts it down this big pit with railings round it (it leads to the boiler room, stairs yeh) and then you get 1000 people grogging on your bag and then you have to wear it all day long, that or you'll jsut get slagged like there's no tomorrow.

Also thel ockers here aren't big enoguh, could only fit in about 3 heads.

Bullies are generally frightened of wasps and will runny aroudn liek pansies if they carry you to the ibn.

Just don't do osmething so daring and then get humiliated so badly you jsut feel so bad, happened today to one of my friends.

In football only break elgs of whom you know and aren't gonna take a knife out on you :D

Try not to take the piss out of the train by jumpnig form paltform to train, you mghit get your bag stuck on the doors and not be able to get out (memories :D)

If the time calls to be in a fight and you have to do it jsut don't punch em and look at them and wait for them to punch back, punch rapidly like he's just *Censored rest of sentence*

Don't give girls your phone to whom your friends been pranking, you get them caught, actually you mgiht want to :)

2 people is not enough to keep yourself in good condition, 3+ is good and don't take crap about which way you want to go.

Remember the chick in your class will have a serious attitude problem or completely just not interested even tho they don't midn you.

All groups must have appropriate names eg. Arse Crew, Stache gang, pansy bunch etc.

Don't gossip.

Only Rammie when other people do it first and make it look liek you werep ushed.

I cna't be bothered writing anymore.

L8r

grey_fox_001
09-10-2002, 11:38 AM
heh heh heh, Ive got a good one for when youre in a fight.

My dad told me this and I havnt yet had a time to use it but Ill tell you all anyway. Its very risky and could get you ibn SERIOUS pain if you do it to the wrong person so I only recommend you do it as an absolute last resort.

You start when your facin your typical fight, stuck with no way out and a beating and humiliation if you dont do nothing. You first of all raise your fists to head height, then RUN. Run like theres no tommorow right at your attacker with your fist in a punching position. This is SUPPOSED to surprise them, particularly if you dont look like one to fight which should buy you time, very little but hpefully enough. What you then do with that time is up to you. You could just stop at the last moment and sprint off away from him (or her lol) or you could take the time to temporarily wind him or use his reaction of him putting defence on the wrong body part so you can get a good hit in on him from a weak, unguarded spot.

Obviously, this will not help you all the time. Infact, id be surprised if it even worked half the time but like I said, could help but you may want a lower risk strategy.

Hope this helps you with bully problems. :)

Divine Spirit
09-10-2002, 11:43 AM
lol :rofl:

these are great!

fat_101
09-10-2002, 11:53 AM
THIS IS 4 SERIOUS BULLIED PPL;

ok in a fight first thing u learn in self defence is to AVOID THEM, if its unavoidable always...and i mean always go 4 the weak spot, kick them in the knackers or (i know it sounds nasty but it works i know ) pinch them on the inside of their leg with just the nails it seroiusly hurts if done right.

If they grab u at the front of ur shirt/top by ur throat and their arms sideways get ur fists clenched and hit (like the tango ad) their wrist just above the palm and back of hand with ur knuckles if u do it hard enough they have no option but to let go (i was 14 and about 7 stone and it worked on a 18 stone gurrilla , also known as my m8 :D )

FATTEH

P.S These are ONLY to be used in EMERGENCY times, not 4 fun it can really damage ppl. and if u need any other advise ask me :D (i kick a$$ )

fat_101
09-10-2002, 11:55 AM
oh one other thing, if u go to turn and run away from a bully make sure there isnt a wall behind you.... as i have witnessed :laughing:

FATTEH

BlackDove
09-10-2002, 11:57 AM
bah, anyone who tried to bully me, ended up missing a few teeth some minutes after...

acdcfanbill
09-10-2002, 01:20 PM
nobody ever wanted to kick my ass when i was in school... oh well, i guess i can suffer w/o it :D

Kstar__2
09-10-2002, 02:26 PM
we don't have bullies on school, no really we don't. it is only a custom to walk straid into first graders and keep walking, trying to get them to fall:D

Absurd
09-10-2002, 03:17 PM
This thread proves why it's cruel to have children and make them go through with this. Sadly, people take their Junior High behavior lessons and use them in a more coniving and sophisticated manner - but it all comes down to abusing your fellow person for one reason or another.

Please stop breeding people.

Rogue Nine
09-10-2002, 03:30 PM
Junior high makes bastards and bitches out of everyone. I absolutely hated it. It brought out the worst in every person. I myself wasn't all that congenial. It has to do with the age of the kids there. Fresh out of elementary, they want to act all big and tough. Looking back on it, that's just ridiculous. Freshmen are conditioned to fear upperclassmen, 7th graders pick on the froshes and 8th graders pick on everyone, just because they can. I liked the transition to high school because people actually grew brain stems when they entered 9th grade.

Junior high = HELL.

Haemon
09-10-2002, 04:56 PM
Is it really so hard to take 20 minutes and do some benchpresses and curls each day?

Dath Maximus
09-10-2002, 05:14 PM
learn to give the perfect evil eye.

now everyone is afraid to mess with me cause the fear that i might snap and kill them all.

no one ever picked on me.

that and im taller and stronger than most of the bullies so they are afraid.

Absurd
09-10-2002, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by Haemon
Is it really so hard to take 20 minutes and do some benchpresses and curls each day?

He shouldn't have to change himself to stop someone from bullying him. The bully should be stopped by those in charge - period.

What if he was a different race. Should he change his skin color?

What if he was mentally or physically handicapped. Should he change his physical stature or mental abilities?

Or what if he is of a different sexual orientation. Should he change how he actually feels?

If he has to change who he is to stop any sort of harassment, that will only let the fear, hatred, and prejudice win and make it 'okay' to harass his type (whatever type that is).

Someone in authority needs to step in and lay out the rules and discipline - and stop it from happening again to him and others.

It's how society's handle all forms of bigotry.

Bottom line:

It's the school's job to teach tolerance of differences and enforce it if necessary.

Agen
09-10-2002, 05:57 PM
This was actually a lgihthearted thread :(

Absurd
09-10-2002, 06:18 PM
Sorry. I'm just really against buillies. :(

Should I delete my post?

Agen
09-10-2002, 06:23 PM
Nah, it's fine jsut not so deep next time. :)

Kurgan
09-10-2002, 08:47 PM
Here's one to try if you wear glasses (if not, get a fake pair, or borrow 'em from a friend, just not too long if they're perscription or your vision will be blurred for a bit).

Just stand there and get barely touched, but let your glasses fly off. Now (just like in the movies) act all scared and crouch down on all fours and crawl around a bit (not too far) and mutter.. "my glasses.. my glasses"

and when they go to try to step on your glasses, thinking you are defensless, give them an uppercut (think "Street Fighter II Dragon Punch") to the groin. It might also help to yell out a huge battle cry as you do it too, to catch them off guard. Don't check to see if he's still conscious until you're a safe distance away.

Works every time!

acdcfanbill
09-10-2002, 10:01 PM
kurgan i tried that on a bet once, and it worked until the dude was out of the hospital. he wasnt to happy then :D j/k but very funny...

gorganfloss
09-10-2002, 10:09 PM
I was in the 3/4 part of the popular scale in Junior High, so I had almost no bully problems.

BlackDove
09-10-2002, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by Kurgan
Here's one to try if you wear glasses (if not, get a fake pair, or borrow 'em from a friend, just not too long if they're perscription or your vision will be blurred for a bit).

Just stand there and get barely touched, but let your glasses fly off. Now (just like in the movies) act all scared and crouch down on all fours and crawl around a bit (not too far) and mutter.. "my glasses.. my glasses"

and when they go to try to step on your glasses, thinking you are defensless, give them an uppercut (think "Street Fighter II Dragon Punch") to the groin. It might also help to yell out a huge battle cry as you do it too, to catch them off guard. Don't check to see if he's still conscious until you're a safe distance away.

Works every time!

...or you just break someones arm and make sure everyone else sees it...worked for me...

Guardian Omega
09-10-2002, 10:39 PM
Or just spar with only your right and block with it....Most kids at my junior high attack slow for me, so it's easy to block. That and twist the arm right on the back of the bully quickly will show him a lesson.

Helps if you can do lots of pushups and shadow boxing.:D
(Most people, for some reason, aim for the chest, so your chest will be harder than normal. Then again, the junior highers just might be idiots.) Shadowboxing for good speed and power in punches, pushups for the defense.

FatalStrike
09-11-2002, 12:52 AM
Many of you might be able to tell from my posts that I have some issues with getting a bit to angry. So when I was in Junior high (in 1993) I was a small dude and got picked on my first day. Some dude just walked up and took my soda. Dude was bigger then me so I was like "f^ck it, you can have it" Thinking I had avoided death I was happy for the day. I have never cared what other thought of me so I wasn't concerned about my image.

The next day This dude came by and took my soda and poored it on my head. My hands started shaking. He thought this to be a sure sign of fear, so he said "hahaha, he's shaking, what a loser" and turned and began walking away with his buddies. Big Mistake.

Imagine his surprise when I smashed him in the back of the head with my history book knocking him in a daze to the ground. Imagine his surprise when I smashed him in the face with it when he went to get up. Imagine his surprise when he woke up in another room with a headache I'm sure he still remembers.

I hit my first real growth spurt later that year and the weight room soon after. I got in many more fights but no one started sh!t with me unless they had a reason.

This was before the whole violence crack down in schools so I was only suspended for 3 days.

Moral of the story- never underestimate the power of pure, hot, anger.

Also never meet anyone after school, if someone wants to fight you later tell them "why not now" and this is the important part when they go to answer and ay something tuff like "ok have it your way, I'll kick your @ss now" punch them before they get the second word out. Not some sissy punch either, hit them right in the nose or the mouth so it hurts, then knee them in the stomach as hard as you can. If they bend over in pain, start punching them in the side of the head near there delicate little ears. Is they fall kick them in the ribs twice. I played soccer since I was three (along with other sports) and if I kicked you in the ribs, your mother felt it.

fat_101
09-11-2002, 11:11 AM
lol like it :D , ppl think oh ur small and defenceless, but just like a wolverine back em into a corner and they let rip.

FATTEH

P.S that was me :cool:

C'jais
09-11-2002, 11:25 AM
I was once very violent, but I hope my days of fighting are well over now...

If you like fighting and are generally violent like I was, start a "fight club" like me.... it helps :thumbsup:

Make organized fights, team tags, medals - anything to promote some good, clean combat :D

And when you do get into a fight for real, remember to never cross "that line"... the line into pure deathrage where you'll happily beat your enemy to bits if a teacher doesn't stop you.

Instead, hit your enemy quickly and then practice the "art of the runnin wabbit" as I like to call it - no point in administering permanent injury to a guy who is as much innocent as you are.

I'm sorry if I sound like some wasted hippie, but I am not - I was in a lot of fight when I was younger, but I just never went completely ballistic on a guy like some of you did.

Kstar__2
09-11-2002, 11:39 AM
lol, we only have firs and secundairy school, firts is from 4-11, and secundairy school is from 12-18, after that, you can go study

acdcfanbill
09-11-2002, 12:34 PM
say, cjais, is you real name Tyler Durden? :D

C'jais
09-11-2002, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by acdcfanbill
say, cjais, is you real name Tyler Durden? :D

It could be yes, but then I'd only exist in your hallucinating mind.. :D

No seriously, when I look back at the "fightclubs" I organized I realize it was some wicked sh*t... How about a tag team match with two guys on each team, one riding atop the other one, using him as a jousting horse :D

FatalStrike
09-11-2002, 01:13 PM
Originally posted by cjais
How about a tag team match with two guys on each team, one riding atop the other one, using him as a jousting horse :D

:eyeraise:

Fighting is one thing but what you describe sounds more like a gay man's fantasy land.

C'jais
09-11-2002, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by FatalStrike


:eyeraise:

Fighting is one thing but what you describe sounds more like a gay man's fantasy land.

C'mon.... I was young m'kay?!

And I still think my gay games were the better alternative to fighting fer real....