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Darth-Nasty
09-14-2002, 03:47 PM
Hey swampies!

To celebrate how great everyone here is i have arranged a big budget party for all the swampies.
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid31/pbac364b3a707d111fcfc205b867d790a/fd469404.jpg

This is the place i have hired.

Make sure you look smart. anyone dressed like riff-raff will be thrown out by yours trully:)

There is an inexaustable supply of alcoholic beverages which will be served my monkey butlers in tuxedo's. They will also serve fanta for tyrion as i'm sure whatever crazy country he is from doesnt let 12 year olds drink. :)

Anyone fighting with other guests or abusing the monkey butlers will also be ejected:)

Oh yeah and please dont throw up on the carpet or ill lose my deposit


Disclaimer: This party is not a celebration of my 1000th post and is in fact not at all related to my post count therefore it shouldnt be closed. This party is just in honour of how cool the swampies (and mods;) ) are

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Tyrion
09-14-2002, 03:50 PM
awwwwwwwwwwwww you rememebered me especially...

*gets a beer anyway*

Nice party...*pets monkey,monkey tries to eat hand,Tyrions gets out his lightsaber and they have a duel on the stage,with the crowd yelling*

:D

Clemme w/Stick
09-14-2002, 03:52 PM
Yo!

Wheres the party at?!

What kind of music will be played?! Hopefully some sort of Rap!!

Well, I hope that I can come to the party!

Congrats on the subject that this thread has nothing to do with!!

-Clemme

ckcsaber
09-14-2002, 03:54 PM
Lets get the monkeys to re-enact the civil war!

obi
09-14-2002, 03:54 PM
*sits in corner of room, lights up pipe. *


*watches Rhett walk around yoinking people out of their seats*

*Watches Tyrion juggle cans of spam*

*Watches groovy roll around in wheel chair*

*watches SivyB talk to Nasty*

*Watchs Canoli bust through door, along side SPY and Bill,dressed in police uniforms, and procedes to arrest everyone they can, then shuts down party*

*carefully slips out of back door unnoticed*

Dath Maximus
09-14-2002, 03:56 PM
Hey wait a minute, this isnt the gun club meeting?

*grabs obi*
where you going?

*yells out some elvish, a legion of elf archers enter the room*

no one leaves

Clem
09-14-2002, 04:06 PM
grats nasty

<joins party>

:cheers:

howcome i cant get a pic in my sig

Yoda_623
09-14-2002, 04:11 PM
YAY!! A party! I love parties. :D Congrats on 1,000. :cheers: :thumbsup: :yeldance:

XERXES
09-14-2002, 04:16 PM
is it a new fad these days to make some big thread when you reach 1000 posts? And then in the thread completely change the topic so that it doesnt get locked for being a "yey ive reached 1000 posts" thread...

Darth-Nasty
09-14-2002, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by Darth Clem
grats nasty

<joins party>

:cheers:

howcome i cant get a pic in my sig

i have explained this about 4 times now :)

its cos its not really a sig

its actually a part of the message

your arnt allowed a picture in your sig but you are allowed as many pictures in your message as you want
a sig is just something added at the bottom of your message

so i just paste my sig into my message myself


any way back to the party

tyrion i wouldn't attack the monkeys if i were you

they are trained in 6 different forums of unarmed martial arts and are profficient with a variety of assualt rifles (which i have stashed incase things get heated:) )
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obi
09-14-2002, 04:18 PM
Originally posted by XERXES
is it a new fad these days to make some big thread when you reach 1000 posts? And then in the thread completely change the topic so that it doesnt get locked for being a "yey ive reached 1000 posts" thread...


ok, you just got done doing the same damned thing........

XERXES
09-14-2002, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by obi-wan13



ok, you just got done doing the same damned thing........
it was a parody thread.

Darth-Nasty
09-14-2002, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by XERXES
is it a new fad these days to make some big thread when you reach 1000 posts? And then in the thread completely change the topic so that it doesnt get locked for being a "yey ive reached 1000 posts" thread...

who said anything about 1000 posts?

certainly not me

the topic or the post have not been changed

you are just jumping to conclusions:)

this is a party dedicated to how cool the swampies and the mods are ;)

XERXES
09-14-2002, 04:22 PM
Disclaimer: This party is not a celebration of my 1000th post and is in fact not at all related to my post count therefore it shouldnt be closed. This party is just in honour of how cool the swampies (and mods ) are

you are bringing attention to the fact that you made 1000 posts....

Clem
09-14-2002, 04:24 PM
its not worth hiding it ... least this got a proper theme

gorganfloss
09-14-2002, 04:27 PM
If this party isnt about 1000 posts...
*looks up at 1,000 post banner*
:disaprove

Darth-Nasty
09-14-2002, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by XERXES


you are bringing attention to the fact that you made 1000 posts....

no i was tryna disassociate this thread from that fact.

i wanted to make sure that the mods didnt get confused and think this was a thread dedicated to my post count:)

i wasnt bringing attention to it i put it in small text at the bottom

anyway your the one who keeps bringing it up.

just enjoy the party mister :)
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Darth-Nasty
09-14-2002, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by gorganfloss
If this party isnt about 1000 posts...
*looks up at 1,000 post banner*
:disaprove

errr how did that get up there?

ok own up. which one of you swampies did that?

monkey butlers! i command you to remove that banner!:)
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Sivy
09-14-2002, 04:48 PM
wow a party, woo hoo

*starts dancing*

*there's no music*

*sits back down again*

gorganfloss
09-14-2002, 04:54 PM
:yeldance: :cheers: :rhett: :nut:
Fun party.

Clem
09-14-2002, 04:56 PM
hey! who let rhett in?!

:rhett:

gorganfloss
09-14-2002, 04:57 PM
Butler monkeys, probably.
Too stupid for their own good.

leXX
09-14-2002, 06:10 PM
*collapses in corner totally drunk* hic

*starts singing*

congratulations and celebrations, nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

:thumbsup:

who turned the lights out?

Tyrion
09-14-2002, 06:11 PM
Originally posted by leXX
*collapses in corner totally drunk* hic

*starts singing*

congratulations and celebrations, nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

:thumbsup:

who turned the lights out?

*Spikes LeXX's drink*

*Drags LeXX to backroom*

:naughty:

:D:D:D:D

Darth Groovy
09-14-2002, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by obi-wan13
*sits in corner of room, lights up pipe. *


*watches Rhett walk around yoinking people out of their seats*

*Watches Tyrion juggle cans of spam*

*Watches groovy roll around in wheel chair*

*watches SivyB talk to Nasty*

*Watchs Canoli bust through door, along side SPY and Bill,dressed in police uniforms, and procedes to arrest everyone they can, then shuts down party*

*carefully slips out of back door unnoticed*

:laughing: :lol: :animelol: Once again the great Gandalf succeeds in giveing me a good laugh! Thanks pal!:D

Ratmjedi
09-14-2002, 06:35 PM
*Cathches Tyrion dragging leXX*

*Steps to the side and out comes the bouncer apes that are trained how to beat people up and then throw them out*

*Tyrion then drops leXX and runs for the door only to get dropped kicked by one of the Monkey buttlers*

*Then he gets dragged to a seat were everyone can throw pies at him and shoot him with a paintball!*

*The ape then carry's leXX to a couch were she can sleep*

*Then he grabs her keys so that she can't drive home drunk*

*Everyone is having fun shooting at Tyrion*

*I yell out*

Everyone shoot him up while he is still unconciouse! :D

*Then I get a bucket of water and stick his hand in in the bucket*

:D :D :D :D :D
:lsduel: :duel:

leXX
09-14-2002, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by Tyrion


*Spikes LeXX's drink*

*Drags LeXX to backroom*

:naughty:

:D:D:D:D

*is still consious enough to knee Tyrion in the *cough*

:tsk:

:D

leXX
09-14-2002, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by Ratmjedi
*Cathches Tyrion dragging leXX*

*Steps to the side and out comes the bouncer apes that are trained how to beat people up and then throw them out*

*Tyrion then drops leXX and runs for the door only to get dropped kicked by one of the Monkey buttlers*

*Then he gets dragged to a seat were everyone can throw pies at him and shoot him with a paintball!*

*The ape then carry's leXX to a couch were she can sleep*

*Then he grabs her keys so that she can't drive home drunk*

*Everyone is having fun shooting at Tyrion*

*I yell out*

Everyone shoot him up while he is still unconciouse! :D

*Then I get a bucket of water and stick his hand in in the bucket*

:D :D :D :D :D
:lsduel: :duel:

:rofl:

Tyrion
09-14-2002, 06:47 PM
*Then comes out of the shadows,revealing that the other nTyrion was a clone,and kisses Lexx*

:D

Sivy
09-14-2002, 06:57 PM
this party's getting a bit rowdy,
maybe it time to play musical chairs

obi
09-14-2002, 07:02 PM
*leXX gets the restraining order papers*

*Gandalf warns Tyrion about his internet advances towards leXX,and that it is against the rules to stalk someone.*


:tsk:

Sivy
09-14-2002, 07:07 PM
you see that's why he was only suppose to have fanta,

12 year-old kids can't handle alcohol

:D

Clem
09-14-2002, 07:14 PM
<drags lexx to her own bed>

<leaves her there alone>

<wanders off to his own bed>

<goes to bed>

StrSk8er
09-14-2002, 07:16 PM
thats no party until theres a food fight, so i'll get it started and through a big hunk of ham at someones head.

Jedi Spy
09-14-2002, 07:58 PM
I R PARTY ANIMAL?

WHO WANT TO DANCE W/ME

I AM BEST DANCER IN SCOTLAND!! :D :D :D :D :D

gorganfloss
09-14-2002, 08:06 PM
*falls over laughing at Spys attempt at dancing*
*gets ham thrown at head*
Ow...:swear:

Darth-Nasty
09-14-2002, 09:03 PM
hehe this party is getting out of hand

food fights are against the rules! (unless you take it out into the carpark)

and from now on tyrion is allowed nothing but cold coffee for the rest of the evening. If anyone catches him with anything else the monkey butlers will hand him over to the feds for his underage drinking and attempted kidknapping offences. :)
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Darklighter
09-14-2002, 09:15 PM
I know...Tyrion, underage drinking is strictly prohibited...if I catch you I tell ya the hitman will not be pleased...

*is 16, and sits quietly in the corning sipping vodka, getting very tipsy*

*all look and stare at him*

...what?

Sivy
09-14-2002, 09:19 PM
ok it's time to play pin the tail on the donkey


:sam:


well this will have to do

Darth-Nasty
09-14-2002, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by Darklighter

*is 16, and sits quietly in the corning sipping vodka, getting very tipsy*

*all look and stare at him*

...what?

I'm gonna turn a blind eye to that. as long as you dont go mad and start tryna kidnap people (and/or monkeys) and trying to drag them to your room.

BTW congrats on your 1000 SivyB! did you reach yours today as well?

i see you are also a jedi master. does that mean that like me, you are struggling to think of a custom title?:)
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Sivy
09-14-2002, 09:34 PM
Originally posted by Darth-Nasty


BTW congrats on your 1000 SivyB! did you reach yours today as well?

i see you are also a jedi master. does that mean that like me, you are struggling to think of a custom title?:)
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same to you nasty :) yes i did it this morning, took me 44 days
and i just like being a jedi master so i'm going to leave it for awhile

BCanr2d2
09-14-2002, 10:12 PM
We can have a recovery part at ClemLand afterwards.............

*Looks around for Steve Irwin, Crocodile Hunter*

*Gently sneaks up on him*

*Slices his head off*

*His head still yells "Crikey" as it falls to the ground*

*Takes payment from Australian Govt for completed mission*

Now it's time to party...................

Selaris
09-14-2002, 10:13 PM
A party?? Can I come? Or am I too late :cry6:

Darth-Nasty
09-14-2002, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by Selaris
A party?? Can I come? Or am I too late :cry6:

This party is gonna run late into the night. And probably far into tomorrow.

Drinks are that way

*darth nasty points at bar*

swampies are over there

*nasty points at the pile of drunk unconcious people on the floor*

i believe a few are still concious somewhere

:)
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Dath Maximus
09-14-2002, 10:24 PM
woo!!!

*dath jumps on top of a table*

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!!!!

*passes out droping a bottle of non-alcoholic apple juice*

Darth Groovy
09-14-2002, 10:31 PM
*Takes the stage and performs "Twist and Shout"*

ZBomber
09-14-2002, 10:36 PM
* notices a bin Laden doll in the corner *

mmm.... Tyrion can you hand me one of your chain saws?

What one?

* Tyrion pulls out 100 chainsaws... *

The blue one.

*Turns on chainsaw*

*You hear the bin laden doll go "help me"*

Dath Maximus
09-14-2002, 10:39 PM
*starts lobbing empty bottles of apple juice at groovy*

lets here some opera ya freaky dude!

Ratmjedi
09-14-2002, 11:57 PM
*Takes the stage and starts singing "You've lost that loving feeling" by the Rightouse Bros*

*Then passes out on his way down from the stage*
:lsduel: :duel:

<JOTD>Jedi Hunter
09-15-2002, 12:03 AM
**Walks in the room three hours late** Hey everyone, like my cool bell bottoms? I found em in the trash. Nice eh? :D

BCanr2d2
09-15-2002, 12:03 AM
Hey, I may look like a garbage can on wheels, but stop trying to put finished beer cans and cigarette butts in me

OK!

thehomicidalegg
09-15-2002, 12:29 AM
why is that garbage can on wheels talking???

gorganfloss
09-15-2002, 01:45 AM
Because he has magical sunglasses that allow him to do so.

*force pushes Groovy off stage and starts singing "Tribute" by Tenacious D*

Selaris
09-15-2002, 03:38 AM
*keeps towards the back, eyeing all of the people in the room*

*par-tay's*

Lunatic Jedi
09-15-2002, 03:55 AM
*Dives sideways through the door Jack-Slate style weilding two .45s, unloading two rounds into a lamp.*

Oh... whoops.

BTW, maybe we should put Tyrion in one of those straight jackets with the muzzle, like Hannibal.

BCanr2d2
09-15-2002, 05:08 AM
*Runs into shot lamp post*

*Lampshade falls on head*

Hey, look at me everybody, I am a lamp post!!

*Spins around and around and around..........*

<JOTD>Jedi Hunter
09-15-2002, 05:11 AM
**Notices there's beer in a near by ash tray. Picks it up and drinks**

That's grade "A" beer baby!

Kstar__2
09-15-2002, 07:29 AM
man this party is sleepie!


"pffieeeuw"
*breats new live into the partie*
*everybody starts to dance like a maniac*
*kstar__2 quietly slips to the bar to drink all the alcoholic drinks*:D :D
*starts dancing*

<JOTD>Jedi Hunter
09-15-2002, 07:47 AM
**Pulls Obi's pants down**

Obi! Superman underwear?

JEDI OUTCAST
09-15-2002, 07:54 AM
well lets get down and party.:) ;) :cool: :D

leXX
09-15-2002, 09:21 AM
*slowly opens eyes*

Did someone say party?

*conks out again*

obi
09-15-2002, 09:29 AM
Originally posted by &lt;JOTD&gt;Jedi Hunter
**Pulls Obi's pants down**

Obi! Superman underwear?

You are a pervert, Mr. Jedi Hunter.

*mutters a few Elvish words*

*<JOTD>Jedi Hunter turns into a small hog*

Let that be a lesson to you. ;)

Darklighter
09-15-2002, 09:33 AM
*Starts stealing bottles of everything and downing them on stage as people sing*

*Knocks into Darth Groovy*

*Groovy, very drunk, stares back, before planting a fist in his face*




*is thrown out the back into the carbage by Nasty*

Nasty: No underage drinkers allowed!!!

*falls asleep*

Stay tuned for what happens next;)

mima kake
09-15-2002, 09:46 AM
sssshhhh I'm trying watching a movie here!!!
And i pop another bottle of booze.

BlackDove
09-15-2002, 09:55 AM
*stands up against a wall observing everyone* http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/cwm/3dlil/eek13.gif

Dath Maximus
09-15-2002, 10:28 AM
*begins practicing elvish cantations on other party people*
Oops, sorry kal

*draws his blade, and chases obi around the room*

ha your spells cant affect me! Ill just hit ya when your speaking!

Sivy
09-15-2002, 11:33 AM
i love karaoke!

*takes microphone start singing the titanic theme*


*5 seconds in, gets pelted with food*


*sits down in a dark corner*

<JOTD>Jedi Hunter
09-15-2002, 12:14 PM
LOL, Titanic theme.

**grabs SivyB's beer**

Someone's had enough to drink.

JEDI OUTCAST
09-15-2002, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by &lt;JOTD&gt;Jedi Hunter
LOL, Titanic theme.

**grabs SivyB's beer**

Someone's had enough to drink.


grabs beer from jedi hunter i drinks it all down. and then says, that makes a change.

ZBomber
09-15-2002, 12:24 PM
*blows up karokee machine*


Hahaha! Fear me, fools!

* Runs around room *

JEDI OUTCAST
09-15-2002, 12:27 PM
Originally posted by ZBomber
*blows up karokee machine*


Hahaha! Fear me, fools!

* Runs around room *

puts new one in the place. more music all.

ZBomber
09-15-2002, 12:35 PM
Originally posted by JEDI OUTCAST


puts new one in the place. more music all.

* sits down and crys *

I'm never good at ruining people's lives! :cry7:






:D

JEDI OUTCAST
09-15-2002, 12:48 PM
what music you want on.



a1 - 259

all rise - blue

ALXDJ - LASGO_Alone (Ian Van Dahl remix)

baha men - best days of our lives

baha men - who let the dogs out

Because We Can - Fat Boy Slim

blink 182-all - the small things

Chemical Bros. - Hey Girl Hey Boy

Darude Vs. Robert Miles - Children Of The Sand Storm (Club Mix)

dj aligator project - the whistle song

everybody get up - five

five - inspector gadget

five - Rock the Party

Gorillaz We ROCK! - 19-2000 (Soulchild Remix)

ian van dahl - I can see it in your eyes

keep on movin' - five

killer - atb

Land of make believe - Allstars (Almighty mix)

LASGO - Something (Club Mix)

lit - over my head

Maas, Timo - To get down

pearl harbor - There you'll be performed by faith hill

ppk - resurection

puff daddy - come with me (extended radio edit)

ricky martin - she bangs

Same Old Brand New You - A1

sash! feat. la trec - stay

Smallville-Remy zero - Save Me

stephen gately - Far From Love (Rainbow Rhythms Extended Mix)

tamperer - hammer to the heart

Westlife World Of Our Own - evergreen

Sivy
09-15-2002, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by JEDI OUTCAST
what music you want on.

stephen gately - Far From Love (Rainbow Rhythms Extended Mix)



:eyeraise:

Kstar__2
09-15-2002, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by SivyB


:eyeraise:

he! that is kal el's!
:D

*walks to THX certified karaoke machine*
*starts humming star wars theme*
*suddenly the whole room starts humming with him*
:D

Darth Groovy
09-16-2002, 01:50 AM
*Walks over to DJ hands him a $20, suddenly the Kareoke is unplugged and the Macarena starts playing. Agen_Terminator and Darth Groovy start doing the Macarena and the crowd laughs with hysteria, slowly the beat shifts and mixes into the next song, "Business" by Eminem. Groovy grabs LeXX's hand and starts dancing, others quickly join in until the dance floor is filled to capacity.*

Ratmjedi
09-16-2002, 02:07 AM
*Get's on the Dance floor and ask's if any girl would be intrested in dancing*

*Then starts to do something that people call dancing*

*Get's weird looks*



:p
:duel: :lsduel:

acdcfanbill
09-16-2002, 02:33 AM
hmm, im going usher out all this other so called music selection and do something better ;)

*hires the Blues Brothers to play*

Darth-Nasty
09-16-2002, 12:34 PM
looks like everyone left the party besides that pile of drunk swampies

actually i dont think any of them have moved for a few hours

*darth nasty calls an ambulance*

Monkey butlers clean this place up, i command you !!
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Kstar__2
09-16-2002, 12:37 PM
*kstar__2 crawls away from the pile ow drunk swampies*
"so, when will the next party be?"
*fall down, asleep*

Darth-Nasty
09-16-2002, 12:43 PM
Hey i think one of them moved!!

*nasty gets one of the monkeys to prod kstar__2 with a stick*

*the monkey makes some monkey noises*

Whats that you say Monkey Butler #22? You think he's dead?

Oh dear. I got told that if their were any deaths i'd lose my £20 deposit

Quick monkey butler, go and bury him under the carpark before anyone notices.
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rfa_vasquez
09-16-2002, 02:57 PM
*Runs into the Party*

*Goes to get a drink*

*Gets drink*

*Proceeds to Drink his beverage*

*Starts singing*

*Notices people crying*

*Looks at booking list*

*Sees its a funeral*

*party is over*

*realises he just made a fool of himself*

*Runs Out*:cool:

leXX
09-16-2002, 03:19 PM
:guiness: just one more drink

:barf: ok maybe not

*conks out again*

Kstar__2
09-16-2002, 03:25 PM
.......vision yourself a CARPARK............
.........all abandoned, you are the only one around.....
..........the wind blows around you, making scary sounds.............
..........than suddenly..........
..........A HAND!...........
*scary music starts playing*
.............the earth sudders......
.............A BIG EXPLOSION...............
.............car flying all over the place...........
............all collapsing at one point, making a huge fire..........
............the fire stays on for days.............
............from the ashes comes a person..............
............IT'S A MIRACLE!.............................
..............Kstar__2 is reborn!.........................

leXX
09-16-2002, 03:30 PM
:lol: been watching terminator 2 have we? :p

Kstar__2
09-16-2002, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by leXX
:lol: been watching terminator 2 have we? :p

no, never saw it actualy, i just tought that up, really

leXX
09-16-2002, 03:34 PM
:eek: u havn't seen T2?

watch it and u will know exactly what I mean ;)

Kstar__2
09-16-2002, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by leXX
:eek: u havn't seen T2?

watch it and u will know exactly what I mean ;)

in the netherlands, t2 isn't on every week (i know it's a movie:rolleyes: ) and besides, i am only 14, and don't have mucht time at evenings (becouse of LF, i'm hooked and i can't get of)

leXX
09-16-2002, 03:41 PM
:eyeraise: ok

Ratmjedi
09-16-2002, 04:43 PM
What happened to the females that were here other then leXX?
I think we scared them off.:(
Does anyone know where they are at?
:lsduel: :duel:

Darth-Nasty
09-16-2002, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by Ratmjedi
What happened to the females that were here other then leXX?
I think we scared them off.:(
Does anyone know where they are at?
:lsduel: :duel:

i think lexx scared them off:)

they were tresspassing on her territory and she wasnt happy
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Kstar__2
09-16-2002, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by Darth-Nasty


i think lexx scared them off:)

they were tresspassing on her territory and she wasnt happy
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or they just didn't like the geeks that where walking around here:D

leXX
09-16-2002, 04:56 PM
I'm sure they will be back, they probably have a life unlike me! :xp: besides, how could they possibly resist you guys! :D

Kstar__2
09-16-2002, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by leXX
I'm sure they will be back, they probably have a life unlike me! :xp: besides, how could they possibly resist you guys! :D

you got a point, you shure do:D

rfa_vasquez
09-16-2002, 06:23 PM
*Runs upstairs ot make sure he hasnt left them in the bedroom*

*Not there*

*I dunno where they are:rolleyes: *

What.honestly.They never came near me............They forced me.Ahhhhhh

Dath Maximus
09-16-2002, 06:34 PM
if it involves murder i had nothing to do with it

*dath drops the blood soaked staff of obiwan13*

LOOK BEHIND YOU!!
*dath runs and hides underneath the tables*

obi
09-16-2002, 06:40 PM
*runs up and grabs staff*

You fool of a Maximus! Who did you kill with meh staff?!

~.~

Dath Maximus
09-16-2002, 06:42 PM
well obi

how many of the monkey butlers do ya see now.

and dont you fool of a max me
i was fighting the one ring since before you were born.

leXX
09-16-2002, 08:00 PM
:rofl:

whitedragon
09-16-2002, 08:06 PM
sorry im late :p

ZBomber
09-16-2002, 08:57 PM
hmm... well theres not much more time. Get drunk while you still can!

* Throws Whitedragon a beer *

ZBomber
09-16-2002, 08:57 PM
hmm... well theres not much more time. Get drunk while you still can!

* Throws Whitedragon a beer *

ZBomber
09-16-2002, 08:57 PM
hmm... well theres not much more time. Get drunk while you still can!

* Throws Whitedragon a beer *

Darth-Nasty
09-16-2002, 09:17 PM
hmm this party still seems quite busy

i think more people are ariving. either that or some drunk swampies are waking up

either way there is plenty left to drink:)

*Throws Whitedragon another beer*
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StrSk8er
09-16-2002, 09:44 PM
if i may i'll ask a question... how come?

Phizzle
09-16-2002, 10:09 PM
*GreenPanther kills obi-wan13 *GreenPanther eats ASk *GreenPanther kills acdcfanbill *Goes to get a drink* *asks monkey butler for a cigar* *ewok steals cigar and lights it then proceeds to poke it into the monkey's eye* :violin: :eyeraise:

Dath Maximus
09-16-2002, 10:11 PM
*dath yells out some elvish commands*

*30 elven archers enter the room*

Archers knock!
Take aim!
FIRE!!

*the archers shoot greenpanther*

Yom
09-16-2002, 10:11 PM
WERE is the hard liquer cuz i got lots of worries to wash away


~runs tot he monkeys and gets his everclear~ any one that whant to get bloddy drunk come noe cuz that is what i am going to do

Phizzle
09-16-2002, 10:15 PM
Originally posted by Dath Maximus
*dath yells out some elvish commands*

*30 elven archers enter the room*

Archers knock!
Take aim!
FIRE!!

*the archers shoot greenpanther*

Sorry Dath, you woulda got it if you were in the IRC chat with me and obi :( *revives obi wan and acdcfanbill but not ASk with Green's mad mapping skills*

Dath Maximus
09-16-2002, 10:17 PM
yeah well if i knew how to get in there id be in there

obi
09-16-2002, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by Dath Maximus
yeah well if i knew how to get in there id be in there
see the sticky thread at the top.

And actually, I was on Earth 3000 years ago, like You, thank you very much. ;)

You see, I am an immortal being, and I am here to guide you people through middle earth, and make sure you don't mess yourselves up too bad. ;)

Darth Groovy
09-17-2002, 12:07 AM
Originally posted by obi-wan13

see the sticky thread at the top.

And actually, I was on Earth 3000 years ago, like You, thank you very much. ;)

You see, I am an immortal being, and I am here to guide you people through middle earth, and make sure you don't mess yourselves up too bad. ;)

You wish.........:p

P.S. don't you have to drink blood and sleep in a coffin to do that?
:p

ShockV1.89
09-17-2002, 12:26 AM
Hey, that place looks like it serves coconut rum...

mmmm, coconut rum.....

P.S. don't you have to drink blood and sleep in a coffin to do that?

Only if you're Howard Stern.... ;)

Dath Maximus
09-17-2002, 05:28 PM
yeah i figured the chat thing about 5 minutes after my post


and who fought sourmon?

didnt see you there with isudor (spelling)

you just spend time with the hobbits.

obi
09-17-2002, 05:37 PM
Originally posted by Dath Maximus
yeah i figured the chat thing about 5 minutes after my post


and who fought sourmon?

didnt see you there with isudor (spelling)

you just spend time with the hobbits.

That's because hobbits are cool, party-going people, and you elves are just a bunch of lame people who walk around and talk sacred-like. ~.~

Dath Maximus
09-17-2002, 05:41 PM
Loome qualde ilya karne!

That dont sound scary

ckcsaber
09-17-2002, 05:47 PM
Dont diss the Elves! They kickass. The only reason I like hobbits is because of Sam. He was the only badass hobbit

whitedragon
09-17-2002, 05:49 PM
*white dragon passes out from all the beers thrown to him*

Dath Maximus
09-17-2002, 05:50 PM
that and sam was also Rudy from the movie rudy whos father was lex luthors henchman who went to the woods of deleverence which cause rudy to have large furry feet so he adopted the name sam

ShockV1.89
09-17-2002, 07:53 PM
The guy who played Samm was also Mikey from the Goonies.

Darth-Nasty
09-17-2002, 07:56 PM
did someone mention the goonies??

http://www.80stees.com/images/Goonies_Chunk_shuffle.jpg
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whitedragon
09-17-2002, 08:05 PM
*in a drunken voice* excuse me sir could you stop the room ide like to get off

Pad
09-17-2002, 08:08 PM
*already drunk enters the party*

goes to first nice person he sees and says hi

greedo626
09-17-2002, 08:13 PM
hi. I just got here... it looks like everybody's drunk... hmmm...

Pad
09-17-2002, 08:15 PM
*starts talkin*
what brings u here to this party?

greedo626
09-17-2002, 08:34 PM
I've got nothing better to do... you?

Darth Groovy
09-18-2002, 05:36 AM
Originally posted by greedo626
I've got nothing better to do... you?
Well why don't ya head over to dat dar bar and get us some cold ones.?:D

Jedi Spy
09-18-2002, 07:46 AM
Yes! and when come back....bring pie! :D

Jedi Spy
09-18-2002, 07:46 AM
Yes! and when come back....bring pie! :D

Pad
09-18-2002, 09:09 AM
*goes to bar and gets some cold ****tails*

here ya go greedo and groovy

Pad
09-18-2002, 09:11 AM
o drat forgot some pie

*goes back and gets some pie*
*pushes it into spys face*

laughs :D
sorry, couldnt help myself

Dath Maximus
09-18-2002, 09:41 AM
hey guys i forget to mention i put razor blades in all the pies

and we cant say ****tails?
****tails ****tails ****tails ****tails

c o c k t a i l s.

Pad
09-18-2002, 09:51 AM
now u tell me

*hears jedi spy scream from pain* :D
sorry jedi spy, i didnt know there were razor blades in the pie.

*goes at dath maximus and slaps him*
see what u caused, u bad boy!

Dath Maximus
09-18-2002, 09:57 AM
*grabs face and screams wildly*

AHHH!!! DONT LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!

and thats not the only thing i put razor blades in

*people hear obiwan scream*

he found the icecrem i beleive

greedo626
09-18-2002, 09:58 AM
hmmm... when good parties go bad... ****tails... hmmm... ****tails... penistails... :eyeraise:hmmm... hey, pie!

whitedragon
09-18-2002, 04:58 PM
*sobers up* WHAT WHERE AM I.....oh *gets a bottel of scotch*

Kstar__2
09-18-2002, 05:07 PM
.....after his quick t2 scene, he decited to come back to the party, in arnie style......


walks in with two heavy guns

"who are you" darth nasty asks
"i'm the party pooper" says kstar__2 with a arnie voice
*starts shooting*
*doesn't hit anything becouse he is drunk*

aw s h i t!



(lo, a penistail i alowed, but a c o c ktail not, what about a dicktail?)

//edit dicktail is alowed!

Pad
09-18-2002, 05:49 PM
*shows k_star the door for being a danger to society*

gets another glass of punch and goes talkin to a swampie (hopefully a girl)

Dath Maximus
09-18-2002, 06:32 PM
*in a horribly bad femanine voice*
well hello padanime

where you going?

whitedragon
09-18-2002, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by Dath Maximus
*in a horribly bad femanine voice*
well hello padanime

where you going?
ok um i think ill go over there

Pad
09-18-2002, 07:14 PM
*slaps dath for being a shemale*:D

im goin to those ppl over there

*goes to a talkin crowd and says: hey ppl*

Dath Maximus
09-18-2002, 07:22 PM
*shoots padanime in the back with an arrow*

HA HA!!!!


*shoots at obiwan13*

Call me a fool of a max will ya!

whitedragon
09-18-2002, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by Dath Maximus
*shoots padanime in the back with an arrow*

HA HA!!!!


*shoots at obiwan13*

Call me a fool of a max will ya!

FOOL

Darth-Nasty
09-18-2002, 07:57 PM
*darth nasty points a gun at dath maximus face*

Ok you are getting a bit violent mr

trust me, you do not want to start a fight here. There will be tears and they wont be mine

any more of these violent actions and ill have to shoot you:)
(or maybe ill just get the monkey butlers to rough you up a bit)
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gorganfloss
09-18-2002, 08:11 PM
*pulls out lightsaber and starts slaughtering random monkeys* Muhahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

:evil1: :saberr: :monkey4: :monkey4: :monkey4:

Dath Maximus
09-18-2002, 08:57 PM
*draws sword and yells out elvish battle cry*

Here we fight and here we die!

*lunges at people slashing all around*

gorganfloss
09-18-2002, 10:48 PM
*uses saber to cut Maximus's sword in half*
*goes back to killing monkey butlers*

Pad
09-19-2002, 09:23 AM
*takes arrow out of his back and throws it on the floor*
*ignores this attack for 1 time*
*goes talkin again to the nice ppl*
its not nice to go fightin at a party!

BCanr2d2
09-19-2002, 09:32 AM
*Whips out the James Boags beers for all the Aussies*

*Whispers loudly*

How can anyone drink that pathetic FOSTERS stuff?

Pad
09-19-2002, 09:44 AM
*points at his jacket*
i brought my own belgium beer:D

Kstar__2
09-19-2002, 10:01 AM
Originally posted by Padanime
*points at his jacket*
i brought my own belgium beer:D

duvel? palm?

well i just got freshed up, so i'm ready to battle....um i mean PARTY!

Pad
09-19-2002, 10:07 AM
jupiler for those who wanne learn waht real beer is and duvel for those who wanne get wasted after 1 drink. :D

*takes a sip from his duvel (reel beer drinker)*

Kstar__2
09-19-2002, 10:15 AM
Originally posted by Padanime
jupiler for those who wanne learn waht real beer is and duvel for those who wanne get wasted after 1 drink. :D

*takes a sip from his duvel (reel beer drinker)*

*starts dragging drunken padanime out of the party*
"That will learn you!, you have 2 drink grolsch, palm, or dommelsch!"
*kicks lauging padanime*
"i told you to drink!"
*fills padamine with beer*

Pad
09-19-2002, 10:32 AM
Originally posted by kstar__2
you have 2 drink grolsch, palm, or dommelsch!"
excuse me but i dont drink crap! i really dont or else :barf:

*stands up from searchin his wallet when he suddenly was attacked by a drunk, mad moron*
*goes lookin for that moron*

Kstar__2
09-19-2002, 10:40 AM
i will help you find a drunk mad moron
*graps dath maximus*
"looking for him?"

:D as you can read in a former post, i'm NOT drunk:D

Pad
09-19-2002, 10:46 AM
:tsk:
maybe u dont know but there r various degrees of bein drunk. the drunk part i like is when u r very social. so when i say im drunk i dont mean that i cant stand anymore. ive been there a lot (and honestly, i dont like it), but that im in tha social mood.:D

*looks at dath*
dont think its him, i believe he talked dutch

Kstar__2
09-19-2002, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by Padanime
:tsk:
maybe u dont know but there r various degrees of bein drunk. the drunk part i like is when u r very social. so when i say im drunk i dont mean that i cant stand anymore. ive been there a lot (and honestly, i dont like it), but that im in tha social mood.:D

*looks at dath*
dont think its him, i believe he talked dutch

doesn't change the fact that i'm NOT drunk

*grabs mima kake*
"than you must mean him!"

Pad
09-19-2002, 10:53 AM
nah, don think so.

i could see a bit of my attacker and he was extremly ugly.
wait a minute....























it was u! :D

Kstar__2
09-19-2002, 10:57 AM
ow sh!t, forgot to take off my jabba the hutt mask again!

*walks home with mask*

Pad
09-19-2002, 11:01 AM
hey im not that vengefull, u can stay. just buy me a c-ocktail and we call it ALMOST even.

Kstar__2
09-19-2002, 11:06 AM
gives padamine a coc ktail

you mean, that now, you still own me a thing?

i just love messing with that word

c ocktail
co cktail
coc ktail
c0cktail
coc|<tail
:D :D :D :lol:

whitedragon
09-19-2002, 11:09 AM
im getting very tierd of c0cktails. cant we get some real liquor in here

Kstar__2
09-19-2002, 11:17 AM
shure!

*brings on his get27, with only 21% alcohol, and a really strong mint flavour*
:D happy hour, free drinks 4 every1!

Pad
09-19-2002, 11:17 AM
ow, im just goin to the liquor store. need anything?

Kstar__2
09-19-2002, 11:19 AM
hmm, creme de cassis maybe, ow and some rum to mix:D

Pad
09-19-2002, 11:29 AM
so u really drink girly drinks eey :D

whitedragon
09-19-2002, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by Padanime
ow, im just goin to the liquor store. need anything? SCOTCH

Kstar__2
09-19-2002, 11:38 AM
Originally posted by Padanime
so u really drink girly drinks eey :D

c0cktail are 4 every1! and i happen to like pasoa and pisang ambon and malibu, so what?

TiE23
09-19-2002, 11:44 AM
Ding dong! who are you people!? Whats going on here, virtual party?:confused:

Pad
09-19-2002, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by kstar__2


c0cktail are 4 every1! and i happen to like pasoa and pisang ambon and malibu, so what?

nothin, i think. im just messin with ya :D

Kstar__2
09-19-2002, 11:50 AM
Originally posted by Padanime


nothin, i think. im just messin with ya :D

ow, that gives me another excuse to post:D


do you enjoy messing with people?

Pad
09-19-2002, 11:52 AM
*ignores the peep willing to get his post count up*:p

Kstar__2
09-19-2002, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by Padanime
*ignores the peep willing to get his post count up*:p

why wont you help a fellow swampie?

Pad
09-19-2002, 12:03 PM
Originally posted by Padanime
*ignores the peep willing to get his post count up*:p

Kstar__2
09-19-2002, 12:17 PM
Originally posted by Padanime




alright, i will stop posting, and stop feeding the troll

Dath Maximus
09-19-2002, 06:30 PM
we need a real mans drink in here.


*Gets out a bottle of whisky with 99% alcohol*

who wants to go blind?

whitedragon
09-19-2002, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by whitedragon
SCOTCH

Dath Maximus
09-19-2002, 09:43 PM
*lobs an empty bottle at whitedragon*

Whersh mys qoute?
Yer a no good kidder!

*falls over*

gorganfloss
09-19-2002, 09:47 PM
*stops killing monkeys*
*downs a bottle of whiskey and falls over unconcious*
*saber ignites and burns off eyebrows*

Darth Groovy
09-20-2002, 03:55 AM
:::wakes up with ice pack on noggin:::

"What day is it anyway?"

:::walks up to the bar:::

"Hair of the dog that bit me please........JEEZUM CROW! WHERE ARE MY PANTS?"

Kstar__2
09-20-2002, 06:20 AM
ow, i'm sorry, i had it cold, and i needed something to make fire with



:D

whitedragon
09-20-2002, 08:25 AM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
:::wakes up with ice pack on noggin:::

"What day is it anyway?"

:::walks up to the bar:::

"Hair of the dog that bit me please........JEEZUM CROW! WHERE ARE MY PANTS?"
*looks over at groovy* jeezum crow is right :naughty: *REMEMBER IM STILL DRUNK*

Agen
09-20-2002, 03:05 PM
*has absolutely no idea how he's here*

gorganfloss
09-21-2002, 04:26 AM
*Staggers out into parking lot with no eyebrows, ham stain on face, and monkey butler heads in his arms*
Nice party!

[RAA]-=Chi3f=-
09-21-2002, 07:16 AM
*Walks into party*


PARTY!! WHOOO!!!




Bring on the lovely ladies



*Looks around and sees no women*


*Looks again and sees Obi-wan13 in a prom dress*


:confused: :eek:


Aaaaaaggghhhh!!!!

I gotta go!

*Runs away very fast*

Darth Groovy
09-21-2002, 12:06 PM
::: puts drink down and pulls out cell phone, makes a few calls and leaves:::

:::returns about an hour later with 20 women, one on each arm, the rest in verious sizes shapes and colors, all beautiful:::

obi
09-21-2002, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by -=Chi3f=-



*Looks again and sees Obi-wan13 in a prom dress*



:snear:

*turns -=Chi3f=- into a tree stump*




~.~

Kstar__2
09-21-2002, 04:20 PM
now we can dance around the tree, how absolutely cool! thank you obi!

:D

whitedragon
09-21-2002, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by obi-wan13



:snear:

*turns -=Chi3f=- into a tree stump*




~.~
yaaa a tree *runs into the tree*

Dath Maximus
09-21-2002, 06:06 PM
am i allowed to mark my territory on this tree?

ive drinken alot of apple juice

leXX
09-21-2002, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by Padanime
so u really drink girly drinks eey :D

your in deep doo doo now my friend! :snear:

gorganfloss
09-21-2002, 06:22 PM
*walks back into party after he hears about the -=Chi3f=- tree*

*Takes a pee on the stump*

Thats much better/:p

mima kake
09-21-2002, 06:23 PM
Hi there just thought i joined the party.
was in the mood for that.
Can any one fix me a yuri juice or something.
Who's that guy in the dress?
What's the name of the band who will play the roof off toninght?
Wel if you excuse me I want to mingle:D

Lunatic Jedi
09-22-2002, 04:11 AM
Bounds onto the dance floor, combining Matrix-style acrobatics with dancing.

*Leaps into the air*

*Freezes and rotates arbitrarily*

*Busts a move*

Hmmm... good... but missing something... ah!

*Dashes over to the turntables, and tears through a forest of vinyl discs until he finds his prize: The Matrix theme song dance mix. He flips it over onto the turntable, and lets it ride.*

*The floor fills with Matrix fans, loving the funky techno beat of the Matrix.*

Darth Groovy
09-22-2002, 04:19 AM
*Grabs record from turntable and breaks it over Lunatic Jedi's head. Returns to pile of dusty vinyl and pulls out Saturday Night Fever soundrack. Floor mysteriously lights up and disco ball comes down from cieling. Groovy Takes off his black sith robe to reveal a white vest and trousers. EVERYBODY DISCO!*


AH AH AH AH STAYIN' ALIVE, STAYIN ALIVE!!!!!!!!!

[RAA]-=Chi3f=-
09-22-2002, 04:39 AM
Originally posted by obi-wan13



:snear:

*turns -=Chi3f=- into a tree stump*



*Performs the Ewok Cheeky mating dance of naughtiness*


Woooooo Hoooo!!!!! :ewok:


*Spins too fast and spontaniosly ignites"



AaaaagggghhHHhhhh!!!



Obi! Put me out! Put me out, or I shall never dance the forbidden dance again. Hurry before it reaches the woody!

Lunatic Jedi
09-22-2002, 04:46 AM
:eek: DG... you have committed the most heinous act ever toward the Matrix. Now you're in for it...

*Dashes up the wall and drops on DG, pummeling him.*

Darth Groovy
09-22-2002, 04:52 AM
DG... you have committed the most heinous act ever toward the Matrix.

Yeah, ain't it cool?:cool:

Someone had to break up the monotiny of constant matrix-isms in every last thread. The matrix is cool and everything but lets stop milking it to death eh?

Lunatic Jedi
09-22-2002, 04:59 AM
Don't milk it? I'm milking it forever! I'm dowloading songs from the Matrix as we speak!

Darth Groovy
09-22-2002, 05:12 AM
"spybreak" from the propellorheads, and the dragula remix by rob zombie. good stuff.

leXX
09-22-2002, 07:28 AM
mwuahahahhahaha

The Matrix Revolution lives on and noone can stop it! :evil2:

*runs over to the Turntables (http://turntables.de/start.htm#) and puts on Rob D - Clubbed To Death, the party starts jumping and cheering*

:D

Kstar__2
09-22-2002, 08:03 AM
u do turntables too?

wacked isn't it?

whitedragon
09-22-2002, 10:51 AM
Originally posted by leXX
mwuahahahhahaha

The Matrix Revolution lives on and noone can stop it! :evil2:


*trys to stop it* hey you uhhhh stop.....yeah stop *the revolution runs over him*........ow