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guybrush guy
09-19-2002, 05:28 PM
Q: arg matey! did anybody hear about the new pirate movie





A: it be rated AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


(that joke has been in my head all day)

MrManager
09-19-2002, 05:31 PM
It's also very, very, old. So old, in fact, that somebody used to have it in their sig.

guybrush guy
09-19-2002, 05:44 PM
damn, i just herd it a few weak ago, but i'm shure that there some one that has not herd it

elTee
09-20-2002, 11:16 AM
:D
kill me....

tabacco
09-22-2002, 02:30 AM
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns telling their adventures on the high seas. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, hook, and an eye patch. Curious, the seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies "Arr, well, I was swept overboard into a school o' sharks. Just as me men were pullin' me out, a shark bit off me leg."

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about the hook?"

"Well...", replied the pirate, "We was boardin' an enemy ship and while we battled the other sailors with swords. One o' the scurvy sailors cut me hand clean off."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch?"

"Arr, a seagull pooped in me eye," replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked.

"Well..." said the pirate, "it was me first day with the hook."

bgbennyboy
09-22-2002, 05:40 AM
Hmm someone's been reading the FHM jokes page...

Gabez
09-22-2002, 06:45 AM
Q: Of which concept shared by Jungian psychology and Northrop Frye's literary theory are pirates especially fond?

A: ARRRchetype.


There once was a mighty pirate captain who commanded a mighty pirate crew. Every battle they fought ended with their victory! Yet this captain's crew always pondered "Why does our captain always wear his red shirt into battle?". They never asked this question for long though, for a battle won is a battle won. What his crew did not know was that the captain wore his red shirt so that if ever he were to be wounded, his crew would not know and continue fighting valiantly. And so on and on the pirates looted and plundered, the captain always wearing his red shirt. And then one day the king's navy surprised the pirates. Surrounded they were and outnumbered 50 to 1! The pirate captain, seeing the odds that lay before him, turned to his first mate and said "Bring me my brown pants!"

Kjølen
09-22-2002, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by Gabez
"Bring me my brown pants!"

:rofl:LOL ROFL:rofl:

Hellbeard
09-22-2002, 05:03 PM
Err..... I don't get it:confused:

Kjølen
09-22-2002, 05:28 PM
The guy was so scared he needed BROWN pants to camoflauge something :p

mercatfat
09-22-2002, 06:46 PM
Dirt?

guybrush guy
09-22-2002, 07:01 PM
lets just say he DROPED THE KIDS OFF AT THE POOL

Hellbeard
09-22-2002, 07:16 PM
Oh, I thought he never wore pants in the first place and he fought all his battles with his genitils showing!

btw, it would be better if he had yellow pants!

elTee
09-23-2002, 06:01 AM
Just because he was scared doesn't mean he was a coward.

elTee
09-23-2002, 06:02 AM
In fact no, wait. Thats stupid hellbeard. Do you get this joke?

bgbennyboy
09-23-2002, 07:50 AM
Perhaps toilet humour doesnt travel well cross-culturally. Maybe its only us filthy British that appreciate the value of a joke about 'the brown dog barking at the back door'.

Gabez
09-23-2002, 12:17 PM
Heh, that reminds me of Black Adder IV.

Von Richthoven: How lucky you English are to find the toilet so amusing. For us, it is a mundane and functional item. For you, the basis of an entire culture.

guybrush guy
09-23-2002, 12:29 PM
yes, i love the toilet, it's verry amusing, espicaly when it floods

elTee
09-23-2002, 05:21 PM
British humour is very unique, I think. Sometimes the Americans, and the other Europeans to a lesser extent, don't get the joke.

Hellbeard
09-23-2002, 05:29 PM
Originally posted by LucasTones
In fact no, wait. Thats stupid hellbeard. Do you get this joke?
No, can you explain it to me!?

Sopabuena
09-23-2002, 06:25 PM
Oh ok.
Its a known fact that pirate urine was brown.

SamNMax
09-23-2002, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by guybrush guy
Q: arg matey! did anybody hear about the new pirate movie





A: it be rated AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


(that joke has been in my head all day)

Arg! Did any body hear about the old pirate movie joke?

It be craaap.

Kjølen
09-23-2002, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by guybrush guy
yes, i love the toilet, it's verry amusing, espicaly when it floods

Me too *Nods smiling stupidly* :D

*Kisses tiolet bowl*
*Starts drinking from it*

Hellbeard
09-23-2002, 09:09 PM
Q: What do you get if you cross a Mojoian and another Mojoian?

A: A really stupid Mojoian!

Acrylic
09-23-2002, 09:23 PM
Originally posted by Kjølen


Me too *Nods smiling stupidly* :D

*Kisses tiolet bowl*
*Starts drinking from it*

Man, steve we all gotta love ur sense of humor

Kjølen
09-23-2002, 09:25 PM
You'd better love me :p
I know you all do

Acrylic
09-23-2002, 09:27 PM
aye i shall not be loving ya...no way...never...NO WAY IN HELL...*calm down* arrrr........

Q: What do you get when you cross a french man and a guy named Chuck?

A: LeChuck...lol...bet yall didnt see that coming

elTee
09-24-2002, 03:28 PM
Which country does (the evil pirate) Maradona come from?




ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGENTINA

Uh...
Why did the pacifist go to the toilet?
Because he had drunk heavily from his water supply earlier in the day and his bladder was full.
Ooops, I split my sides.

Sopabuena
09-24-2002, 04:48 PM
Hey man, dont mess with Maradona!
Its also known that pirates were British ¬ ¬

Tall Guy
09-25-2002, 08:56 AM
Originally posted by LucasTones
:D
kill me.... ditto ;)....nice try though!

elTee
09-25-2002, 03:22 PM
I'm not messing with Maradona! He's the best footballer ever! I just said he was a pirate so that my joke (is that what it was?) would work. And not all pirates were British - a lot were Spanish and Portugese, and there were of course pirates from a lot of other countries.

Sopabuena
09-27-2002, 02:56 PM
Oh...
I know all pirates were not British, but that's how British people is known around here, "The pirates"