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09-22-2002, 04:43 PM
Hi, I have an idea. Everybody does a bit of a Monkey Island story, and the next person continues it and so on and so on. OK, I'll start:

Once upon a time on the island of Jambalaya, Guybrush and his wife Elaine were taking a vacation. They stopped of at the local restaurant, Planet Threepwood.
"Excuse me, waiter?" Guybrush asked. "Can we have more butter?"
The waiter stared down at them evily.
"You'll keep what you have and like it!" he ordered as he ripped a mask off his face. He was really LeChuck!


Now it's time for you to continue the story, and so on and so on

Jack the Black
09-23-2002, 04:55 AM
"Now I will torment and kill thee Threepwood and when I am done the fairest Elaine shall be my bride!" LuChuck bellowed. "Largo, my voodoo doll!"

"Yes you're voodoo highness." Largo muttered as he appeared from the kitchen and handed LeChuck the doll.

Guybrush gulp remembering the last time Lechuck used a voodoo doll on him.

"Any last requests Threepwood?" LeChuck snarled.


09-23-2002, 01:30 PM
The End. :dev11:

Jack the Black
09-23-2002, 03:49 PM
Killjoy :p

09-24-2002, 05:27 AM
Guybrush replied: "Yeah! I want to see Murray!"
Murray? Lechuck asked. why?
"Should I know why? Just bring him to me...", Guybrush said.
While LeChuck wondered why he wanted to see Murray, Largo came with the voodoodoll.
LeChuck was still thinking, and didn't notice Largo coming with the voodoodoll.

Elaine snatched/grabbet the doll from Largo, while he handed it to LeChuck.


09-24-2002, 05:59 AM
Elain began to kiss the voodoo doll on all of Guybrush's favorite parts. He arched his back as she trailed one delicately maniicured nail doll the dolls body.
"You know, Elaine," Guybrush whispered breathlessly from the table upon which he was strapped, "I thhink this might just be the thing we're looking for to cure my....our little promblem."
"Our problem?" She asked taunting him with her most seductive "come hither" smile, "I don't have a prblem."


Big Giant Head
09-24-2002, 07:20 PM
Hummm...let's just hope they don't stick that sort of scene into MI5.
But so!
Arrr!- Yelled Lechuck as he bent his body forward- You dare to use my voodoo instruments for your own perverted means!? I shall teach yer a lesson!

To be continued...I guess.

09-26-2002, 05:01 AM
LeChuck grabbed a lightsaber from the floor, and was ready to kill Guybrush.

Big Giant Head
09-26-2002, 07:59 PM
And just as Lechuck began to walk torward Guybrush, Master Toothrot appeared, wielding a green saber, and jumping like a madman on a sugar-buzz.

A mighty duel took place, and the winner was...

09-27-2002, 06:33 AM
Listen! said Elaine, You guys stop this fight over me! I'm not really a girl! I'm a....uhm...woman! And I won't tolerate such a thing! I only want my sugerbunny.

Big Giant Head
09-29-2002, 02:31 PM
They all started discussing and yelling, but all of the sudden Guybrush yelled:
Oh my God! Look, there! On the sky! It's a meteor!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!- shouted lechuck.
But they were too slow. The meteor got them, and they died.


09-30-2002, 07:52 AM
...Except from LeChuck... He raised his hand and...