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Darth Eggplant
09-30-2002, 08:11 PM
greetings to all
GF forum newbies!
from the round purple one:

'Do you know where
you left your keys?'

in case you have ever found yourselves
pondering this question or even some of
life's deeper questions, I may be able
to help you along your way towards
the 9th Underworld,
with Astrology Fandango!
the Excelsior line of Horoscopes.
daily, weekly and monthly
Grim Horoscopes can be found at my
GF fansite called Calaverablanca.
you can access my fan site
through the link provided in my signature.

as for Astrology Fandango
here are two sample grim horoscopes
for calendar date October 1st, 2002.

Celso 'the pedestrian' aka Capricorn

You may be surprised when Sith Cow's
give in to the Dark Side of The Force.
You never expected that so much passion
lay at the hoofs of such udderly calm creatures.

Velasco 'the fishmonger' aka Pisces

Refusing to acknowledge a problem
will not make it go away.
Embracing the problem may not be
the best solution either.

*man what a Bogus
No Help Horoscope this is!*

follow this link
and bookmark the page
if you wish to know
what The Wheel of Fate
has in store for you.

Astrology Fandango

The Welshwoman
10-01-2002, 10:53 AM
Hey, COOL site:D
...wait a sec, according to this, I'm Bowsley?!? What the.. <reads about the Florist's horoscope> ..my gosh, the Great Man Eating Eggplant is psychic! Not bad!

What?? My bEsT FrIeNd(and rival) TuRnS OuT tO Be SALVADOR LIMONES?!?!?!? That's it; Life is now *officially* unfair!!! :mad2:

Darth Eggplant
10-01-2002, 01:05 PM
I am sorry to hear your lament
I guess you'll have to go out
to sea now.
remember though this is
the Excelsior line of astrology
and well for the money,
you takes what you can get.
also I tried to take standard
european translations of astrology
and match them with characters
from the game. I tried to keep
most characters from year one
because that is only as far
as I have gotten.
I tried to give neat characters
for everyone.

Sanspoof for one is non-plussed
that he is a Gatekeeper.
nut I myself am a Gatekeeper
and so why would I try to give
myself a bad character?

anyhow I hope you enjoy them,
and remain a regular at Calaverablanca
the site is constantly growing
as I go along.

10-02-2002, 01:59 PM
Follow the stars to your dreams and back.