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Darth Eggplant
10-14-2002, 12:12 AM
Is this the reel life
is it sci-fi fantasy
caught in a franchise
no escape from
Chancellor Palpatine
open your eyes
look up to the skies and see
I was just a slave boy,
freedom need I,
not your sympathy
because I'm easy won,
by Qui-Gon,
a little force,
a little con,
anyway the dice rolls,
doesn't really matter to me,
to me

mama,
just killed a man,
swung a light saber at his head,
deadly flashlight, wow he's dead!
mama,
life as a Jedi Knight
has just begun,
but Queen Amidala said
she'd go all the way
C3PO,
ooo
didn't mean to leave you unfinished
if I'm not back again
this time tomorrow
carry on, carry on,
cause you're a droid
and like if you really matter

too late, puberty has come,
sending shivers down my spine
a certain body part's
aching all the time,
goodbye everybody,
i've got to go
gotta leave you all behind
and face the Sith
Obi-Wan,
ooo
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never seen
Amidala at all

I see a little Toydarian named Watto,
Sebulba, Sebulba,
will you podrace on Boonta Eve
Storm Troopers fighting,
very very frightening me
Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks
Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks
Jar Jar Binks, says ooh how rude!
but I'm still just a slave boy,
Master Yoda no loves me

(chorus)
he's just a slave boy,
from the planet Tatooine
give him a break,
and let him go and boff the queen
(chorus)

she's easy come she's easy go,
will you help young Ani score

(chorus)
Jedi Council,
no! we will not help him score
(chorus)

Anakin, let me score

(chorus)
Jedi Council,
we will not help you score
(chorus)

Anakin, let me score

(chorus)
Jedi Council,
we will not help him score
(chorus)

Anakin, let me score

(chorus)
will not help you score,
(chorus)

let me score,

(chorus)
will not help you score,
(chorus)

let me score,

(chorus)
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
(chorus)

who's your daddy! who's your daddy!
man that was good, I need a smoke

(chorus)
Bobba Fett has a slave girl
put aside for me,
for me
for me
(chorus)

so you think you can
seduce me a minor
you royal pedophile
so you think you can
handle my light saber
and laugh at it's size
oh Yoda!
she can't do this to me Yoda!
just gotta get out,
just gotta get right outta here

no more Jedi Masters
anyone can see,
no more Jedi Masters
it's the dark side
of the Force now for me,

as the Star Wars saga goes...

'Tatooine Rhapsody'
lyrics DarthEggplant
2001
*helps if you know
Queen's song Boheimian Rhapsody*