View Full Version : Not Very Nice, Not Very Nice at all.

10-14-2002, 06:24 PM
I was recently sent this TXT file by a friend from college.
It's cruel of me to forward it on, but I find it amusing, and there's no harm in it. Hopefully.
Everything typed from now on is part of the text file:


The following remark was posted in the guestbook of one of my college peers, who we shall refer to as 'Modo'
All names have been changed, because, I feel sorry for the guy.

From: Modo's Dad
Email: Modosdad@shawshank.com
Location: PRISON >:)

Hey son. How are you. Im having a lovely time in prison. Listen, Im sorry that I molested you, and all those other people. It was an accident, honest, and boy am I paying for it here! Watch out how you untie your shoelaces!
Lots of Love,


And here's the conversation we just had:

<Modo> did you post that frankly pathetic post on the guestbook?
<Me> No.
<Me> Will came up with the idea.
<Me> And Fred told Harry to submit it.
<Modo> _
<Me> I swear.
<Modo> yes, i belvie YOU
<Me> He thinks that your father is in prison, or at least that's the rumour that he's spreading.
<Me> Modo: I wrote it (taking suggestions, of course)
<Modo> mkay
<Me> But then I stopped. Because I felt it was tight, and I didn't know if the rumours were true or not.
<Modo> *rolleyes*
<Me> Well, are they?
<Modo> 4 yeras ago, my dad went to prison, yes.
<Me> Ooh, what for?
<Modo> sexual assualt
<Me> ****.
<Me> Sorry.
<Me> What did he actually do? Anything bad?
<Modo> sexually assualted a mental patient
<Modo> now tell me, should I suffer more thatn i already have for him doing htat?
<Me> No.
<Modo> lost all our moeny, only recently with my mum getting hre new job have we been assured of keeping the house and the car
<Modo> this is why i am poor see
<Modo> mmk.
<Modo> THOMAS knows most of this anyway
<Modo> as my sister was mates with his brother
<Modo> thus why i hate tom
<Me> Oh.
<Me> Now you must hate me too.
<Modo> no
<Modo> easy mistkae
<Modo> ive forgiven Ben and Mark, who were my best mates when it happedn adn treated me like **** too
<Me> Don't worry, Im not the type to blackmail. I prefer to extort.
<Modo> lol
<Modo> i dunno why im trusting you witht his, but if oyu are immature enugh to do anything with it, then you will be much lower than anyone else
<Me> Yes.
<Me> I am not that immature.
<Modo> i hope not

10-14-2002, 06:30 PM
Who is <me>? Is that you or your friend?


PS: Oh yeah, I feel sorry for this Modo guy. He must have had a hard time, or he wouldn't make that much grammar and spelling mistakes.

10-14-2002, 06:36 PM
Watch out how you untie your shoelaces!

I think most people untie their laces and kick off their shoes before dropping their pants.

But I guess those men in prison must have a d*beep!* of steel to punch through trousers.

Oh boy.


10-14-2002, 06:57 PM
No, the <Me> guy is not me personally, although I do know who it is. I would never stoop to such lows.

10-15-2002, 04:59 AM
I feel sorry for the guy. Poor guy.... :(

10-15-2002, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by scabb
No, the <Me> guy is not me personally, although I do know who it is. I would never stoop to such lows.