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TheWhiteRaider
10-18-2002, 02:16 AM
Here is his good dream.
(Copy and paste them)

http://www.angelfire.com/electronic2/whiteraider/shot0001.jpg

And his nightmare

http://www.angelfire.com/electronic2/whiteraider/shot0000.jpg

acdcfanbill
10-18-2002, 02:17 AM
Angelfire is bad for hosting. Try linking them by giving us a url that ends in html or something :D

edit: it works :p funny too....

TheWhiteRaider
10-18-2002, 02:21 AM
Try it now.

thehomicidalegg
10-18-2002, 03:10 AM
:lol:...lol...:lol:

Darth Groovy
10-18-2002, 05:43 AM
Those are some mighty funny pictures----For Me To Poop On! How long did it take to set those up?

Also, Homicidal Egg.....long sigs suck big time!

GonkH8er
10-18-2002, 06:26 AM
I had a gun that my friend made for the original JK that spawned actual living gonks. Good times :)


I did something very similar to that first picture


oooooh, i just found some old screenshots I took when I first got the game... I'll post some doozies :D

first screenshot is where I had my first major gonk massacre, in the 2nd last level... the academy

GonkH8er
10-18-2002, 06:29 AM
found another :) creeping up on a gonk.... ooooh good times :D

GonkH8er
10-18-2002, 06:30 AM
mmmm boomies

mima kake
10-18-2002, 07:58 AM
Boy, I'm glad that I'm not a droid:D
I like the gonk pile the most.
Pretty funny;)

leXX
10-18-2002, 08:00 AM
:rofl: you guys!

Kstar__2
10-18-2002, 08:46 AM
HAHA :lol:
that is the funniest jedi knight thing i've ever seen!:D

ZBomber
10-18-2002, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by GonkH8er
I had a gun that my friend made for the original JK that spawned actual living gonks. Good times :)


I did something very similar to that first picture


oooooh, i just found some old screenshots I took when I first got the game... I'll post some doozies :D

first screenshot is where I had my first major gonk massacre, in the 2nd last level... the academy

:rofl: :jab:

PhantomHelix
10-18-2002, 10:23 AM
haha, thats funny.....

TheWhiteRaider
10-18-2002, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
How long did it take to set those up?
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Not long. I got my key pad set as a spawn menu. I start it up and it gives me the submenus like this.

1=(Jedi) 2=(DarkJedi) 3=(Troopers) 4=(Rebels) 5=(Mechs)
6=(NarEnemys) 7=(ImpOfficers)
8=(HerosAndMisc) 9=(Civs) *=(MassiveSpawn)

And so I can spawn tons of gonks in 1/100 of the time typing.

ZBomber
10-18-2002, 09:02 PM
I have F1 - F11 for spawning and F12 for screenshots. :cool:

TheWhiteRaider
10-18-2002, 09:07 PM
Here is one.

Copy and paste them again.

http://www.angelfire.com/electronic2/whiteraider/shot0004.jpg

ZBomber
10-18-2002, 09:08 PM
Originally posted by TheWhiteRaider
Here is one.

http://www.angelfire.com/electronic2/whiteraider/shot0004.jpg

:rofl:

how you do that? :lol:

TheWhiteRaider
10-18-2002, 09:12 PM
how you do that?

I just changed a few things in the npcs.cfg. I set the scale to 1200.

Guardian Omega
10-18-2002, 09:23 PM
To shot0004: OMG that's not a gonk, it's GONKZILLA!!!!!!!!!!

Everybody run! Cowards and nerds first!!!!!

LOL!

Quotation
10-18-2002, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by TheWhiteRaider


Not long. I got my key pad set as a spawn menu. I start it up and it gives me the submenus like this.

1=(Jedi) 2=(DarkJedi) 3=(Troopers) 4=(Rebels) 5=(Mechs)
6=(NarEnemys) 7=(ImpOfficers)
8=(HerosAndMisc) 9=(Civs) *=(MassiveSpawn)

And so I can spawn tons of gonks in 1/100 of the time typing.


Wow....how do you co-ordinate sub-menus? I know how to bind, but not that efficiently..:(

TheWhiteRaider
10-18-2002, 09:38 PM
It is a script like this


echo ^21={Jedi} ^22={DarkJedi} ^23={Troopers} ^24={Rebels} ^25={Mechs} ^26={NarEnemys}
echo ^27={Imperials} ^28={HerosAndMisc} ^29={Civ} ^2*={MassSpawn}

bind kp_end exec spawn1
bind kp_downarrow exec spawn2
bind kp_pgdn exec spawn3
bind kp_leftarrow exec spawn4
bind kp_5 exec spawn5
bind kp_rightarrow exec spawn6
bind kp_home exec spawn7
bind kp_uparrow exec spawn8
bind kp_pgup exec spawn9
bind kp_star exec massspawn
bind kp_del npc kill all
bind kp_plus vstr refresh
bind kp_slash exec party
bind kp_minus exec custom

So in the main menu I hit 1 and it runs spawn1.cfg which has this

bind kp_end npc spawn Luke Luke
bind kp_downarrow npc spawn JediTrainer Trainer
bind kp_pgdn npc spawn Jedi Padawan
bind kp_leftarrow npc spawn Jedi2 Jedi
bind kp_5 npc spawn jedif Jan_J
bind kp_rightarrow "vstr dud"
bind kp_home "vstr dud"
bind kp_uparrow "vstr dud"
bind kp_pgup "vstr dud"
echo ^31={Luke} ^22={Trainer} ^23={Jedi} ^24={Jedi2} ^35={Jan(Jedi)}
set refresh "echo ^31={Luke} ^22={Trainer} ^23={Jedi} ^24={Jedi2} ^35={Jan(Jedi)}"

So now I hit 1 it spawns Luke. All I do to get back to the main menu I hit 0 on the key pad.

TheWhiteRaider
10-18-2002, 09:39 PM
Got more.

Copy and paste.

http://www.angelfire.com/electronic2/whiteraider/shot0005.jpg

ZBomber
10-18-2002, 09:50 PM
:rofl:

oh my god! Thats hilliarous! :p

TheWhiteRaider
10-18-2002, 10:05 PM
Here is more(Again)

Copy and paste

http://www.angelfire.com/electronic2/whiteraider/shot0006.jpg

gorganfloss
10-18-2002, 10:08 PM
:rofl: King Gonk...:lol:
Excellent...

TheWhiteRaider
10-18-2002, 10:27 PM
Here is a group I call "Gonk Knight II: Gonk Outcast"

http://www.angelfire.com/electronic2/whiteraider/shot0008.jpg

http://www.angelfire.com/electronic2/whiteraider/shot0009.jpg

http://www.angelfire.com/electronic2/whiteraider/shot00010.jpg

http://www.angelfire.com/electronic2/whiteraider/shot00011.jpg

http://www.angelfire.com/electronic2/whiteraider/shot00012.jpg

JandoFett1842
10-18-2002, 10:52 PM
Um . . Werd, whats this guy on when he dreams?

TheWhiteRaider
10-18-2002, 11:17 PM
HOld on. Angelfire is being a jerk. Does anyone else have a host that I can use?

Quotation
10-19-2002, 01:30 AM
Thanks, TheWhiteRaider!



Those are hilarious...


Edit: Convert those .jpg's into txt files....That ought to work..

Khier
10-19-2002, 01:53 AM
crap they don't work for me, ill wait till u fix em

TheWhiteRaider
10-19-2002, 01:58 AM
I am trying to find a new host. Angelfire cut me off.