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Skate Boy
10-22-2002, 03:00 PM
Hi, I new here. I've had JKII for awhile and I registered here but I didn't know it, so I just wanted to say Hi. I'll hang around the forums so I'll see you guys later.

10-22-2002, 03:20 PM
Hey, welcome to the forums. :)

Hope you're enjoying your stay. ;) Here...

*hands over a chocolate Jedi Medallion*

There you go. I'll move this thread to the Swamp where it might get more attention. ;)

Skate Boy
10-22-2002, 03:25 PM
Oops sorry for posting in them wrong place. Ohh and thanks for the chocolate, can I eat it?:D

10-22-2002, 03:32 PM
hi there n00b!

have fun in the swamp, but i may have to warn you.......

watch out for some people, the like to bite, and give gifts

(no, i'm not giving names, i already did that):p

10-22-2002, 04:43 PM
Hey rskateboy.
Hope you enjoy your stay here and don't worry about what kstar__2 told you. Just watch out for those welcome baskets from Rhett. There made will slave labor.
Have a bucket of :maize: on me! :D
:lsduel: :duel:

Boba Rhett
10-22-2002, 04:48 PM
They're made by elves. ELVES! Happy elves!

Welcome to the forums, rskateboy. Find a seat on one of the couches, order yourself a jawa juice, sit back and feel free to join in on any of the conversations we have going. :)

*hands rskateboy an official LucasForums welcome basket*

It was made by my very happy (http://www.bobarhett.netfirms.com/Elf.JPG) lil' basket making elves, just for you. :rhett:

Dath Maximus
10-22-2002, 04:51 PM
*runs in shoving rhett to the ground*

BAH! their gifts are worthless
*takes every gift given to the new guy*

Hi im Max! you can call me either Max of Dath, yes thats Dath.

Ignore me, everyone else does.
*walks off crying*

10-22-2002, 04:53 PM
Rhettsters Dctionary

Elves- Children, usually under the age of 10, from Indonesia, assigned to certain tasks.

Yep, elves made the baskets allright.

Welcome to the forums!!!!

10-22-2002, 05:00 PM
Another n00b!! Get him too!!

*dogpiles the n00b*


Welcome to the swamp rskateboy!! Enjoy your time around here!! :D

10-22-2002, 05:02 PM
another noob, eh?

Time for the annual noob poking!

*pokes rskateboy* :jab:

welcome to the swamp. :)

10-22-2002, 05:10 PM
Is today National n00b day?
I have given more buckets of :maize: today then I have ever.
:lsduel: :duel:

Skate Boy
10-22-2002, 05:11 PM
Wow, thanks for all the baskets now I don't know what to do with them all. Maybe I'll sell them.

10-22-2002, 05:12 PM
welcome to the forums pall.
hope u enjoy ur stay, but im sure u will.

an advice: run while u still can :D
talk about a déjà vu

10-22-2002, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by Ratmjedi
Is today National n00b day?
I have given more buckets of :maize: today then I have ever.
:lsduel: :duel:

So far today, I poked 3 noobs!

*light flash*


Skate Boy
10-22-2002, 05:22 PM
Are n00bs alowed to poke uhh... people who are not n00bs anymore? Because if we are I might poke you ZBomber.

Boba Rhett
10-22-2002, 05:23 PM
Go for it, rskateboy! :rhett:

Dath Maximus
10-22-2002, 05:25 PM
no no no
we dont poke non-noobs

*pulls out a baseball bat*

we bash them untill they stop moving
*glares at rhett and obi*

10-22-2002, 05:25 PM
well, poking me doesn't affect me. And when you get poked you are no longer a noob. but sorry, I have a pokeless vest on. :D

Boba Rhett
10-22-2002, 05:29 PM
*jabs Zbomber in the eye with a pencil*

Your vest didn't help ya with that, did it?


10-22-2002, 05:31 PM
actually, it did.

SHows rhett invisible glasses.

(Whisper) Hey Rhett, get these guys off my back and I'll give you a poke-resistant vest (Whisper)

Skate Boy
10-22-2002, 05:32 PM
Too bad ZBomber I'm going to poke you anyways.*Pokes ZBomber*

Dath Maximus
10-22-2002, 05:34 PM

*dath gets the bat out and beats both rhett and zbomber untill they are on the ground coffing up blood*

We kansans are a grumpy and mean bunch!

10-22-2002, 05:37 PM
Originally posted by rskateboy
Too bad ZBomber I'm going to poke you anyways.*Pokes ZBomber*

oh crap, I forgot to tell the noobs, I trademarked the poke smiley! :jab:

also, why you guys after me. I don't need top poke any of you, you already got yor poke. And Batman, well, you just scary. :eek:

PS, I'm making a site of POKE!

Skate Boy
10-22-2002, 05:37 PM
Then I think I'll stay away from there.:D

Dath Maximus
10-22-2002, 05:40 PM
no one pokes me, and if they do, batman will go all presidio on them (from the movie the presidio where Sean Connery beats a guy up with his thumbs)

and running is a good thing when it comes tot he swamp, hide if you can.

10-22-2002, 05:43 PM
Welcome rskateboy :wavey:

have a cookie from the jar...


and prepare for insomnia!

10-22-2002, 05:46 PM
hello :wavey:

run for your life :freakout:

Skate Boy
10-22-2002, 05:48 PM
Hey! Thanks for the cookie! Oh and I've been in this chair too long I can't run very fast. Looks like I'm stuck here.

10-22-2002, 05:52 PM
then u cant be saved anymore.

another swamp addict is born:D

Dath Maximus
10-22-2002, 05:53 PM
yeah another victim

look at me
i started at the modeling forum, now i dont leave this place

10-22-2002, 06:30 PM
Welcome rskateboy!:wavey:
Heres a welcome basket I made in my basement. It has candy and cheese and toys and a cat.

10-22-2002, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by gorganfloss
Heres a welcome basket I made in my basement.
i think i found my stolen basket. :mad:

another advice: ignore z, gorgan, ...:p
j/k guys

*gets shot*

10-22-2002, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by Padanime

i think i found my stolen basket. :mad:



Dath Maximus
10-22-2002, 07:19 PM
all of you hush i have your baskets

234 in total with a go away basket i received.

not to mention 363 chocolate medalions,11 jars of lexx's cookies and a monkey

10-22-2002, 10:26 PM
dont worry, they arent as weird as they seem, they are weirder LOL

10-22-2002, 11:11 PM
Good thing Dath hasn't stolen a bucket of :maize: yet. It gives a electric shock to whoever touches them that I did not originally give too.

Ahhhhhhhh! The wonders of DNA incoding.

And if you did manage to steal when it should blow up in about 2 seconds! :D Hehehehehehehehehehehehe!

As for those Poke resistat vest's of Zbomber. Just throw him in at pool of water and then just throw a electrical appliance in after him and I think he'll get quite a poke. :D
:duel: :lsduel:

10-22-2002, 11:20 PM
even if u r stuck in your chair, there may be hope.
Does your chair have wheels?
If so, roll away as fast and far as possible.
GO! Save Yourself! There Is No Time To Waste! They Almost Have U! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!:eek:

10-22-2002, 11:26 PM
This of course is coming from the guy with the Porkins Avatar. :rofl:

No offense man. That was just so funny. :rofl:
:lsduel: :duel:

Dath Maximus
10-22-2002, 11:32 PM
*takes the popcorn and uses a remote to deactivate the explosive*
and electric shock?

Ive electricuted myself with a car battery!

10-22-2002, 11:36 PM
I think that the water would conduct way more electricity than a car battery. :p
:lsduel: :duel:

Dath Maximus
10-22-2002, 11:38 PM
you would be surprised on how strong a car battery's shock is.

ever been hit by a baseball bat?

kinda like that

10-22-2002, 11:44 PM
Glad to say no.
I think that I would rather be shot than hit by a baseball bat.
The water would also kill you by the way that your body is being touched and you would fry. Ever seen The Green Mile. Well there is a part where a guy is getting electrified and the dumb$hit forget's to wet the sponge. The water made the execution way much faster. But the guy just suffered way more and I think it took like 3 minutes for the guy to finally die.
:lsduel: :duel:

10-23-2002, 12:06 AM
Ok, I just noticed this........but who put the lipstick on porkins up there?????

That is really funny!!!!


JFI-I don't really think anyone put lipstick on his pic....

10-23-2002, 12:08 AM
I have that av on my comp from a site I went to a whle ago. And I think those are his normal lips...weird huh?

Boba Rhett
10-23-2002, 12:12 AM
It be him alright.


Maybe he was a cross dresser or something. ;)

10-23-2002, 12:13 AM
watch out for some people, the like to bite, and give gifts

* Bites j00. *

10-23-2002, 01:42 AM
Originally posted by Boba Rhett

Maybe he was a cross dresser or something. ;)

Wow........cross dresser huh? A star wars first!! Learn something new every day!! :)

10-23-2002, 09:31 AM

*tries to beat spam out of thread and get back to the topic*

There we go;)

Welcome rskateboy:DEnjoy your stay! Hang onto your sanity! This is gonna be a rough ride:Dlol