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Lost Welshman
10-22-2002, 05:12 PM
Deep in the carverns of Drogmaddren (dont laugh im makin it up as i go) a jedi master known only as the lost welshman sits in wait for a champion to defeat him in a battle to the death. Begin the RP

*sits in wait*
*rapidly turns lightsaber on and off after reading the warning not to*
*pick up tools*
*builds new lightsaber, ice green bubblegum flavor*
*sits in wait*

10-22-2002, 08:52 PM
Lying in space, the Dragon's Wing hovers above the planet of Bespin. In the Captain's chair sits the ever-wondering Topshot, a Dark Jedi from a dead world. Lost in thought at the moment, he wonders if there is ever going to be a great challenge he must fight.

Finally, he spoke.

Topshot:"Computer, plot a course for the planet of Drogmadden."

As the ship started up, Topshot gathered the dark energy around him, sensing a disturbance in the force.

Lost Welshman
12-20-2002, 02:23 PM
A Thunderous Fart Rocketed from the bathroom of The Dragons Wing, the ship crashed, But what happend to Topshot, The Lost Welshman head to the crash site, fully armed

12-29-2002, 06:22 AM
Floating near Topshot's ship was Jehuty (http://www.gamescreenshots.com/fullpic.asp?category=playstation2&pic_id=19005&game_id=169&gallery=0&picOrder=0) , Craig's ship.

Craig: Whoa! What happened to Topshot's ship?
ADA(Jehuty's Computer): I do not know. I will fly down and examine the crash site, is that alright?
Craig: Go ahead, I want to find out what happened, ships dont suddenly crash like that.

12-30-2002, 04:56 PM
Jehuty lands a few miles away from the crash site, Craig climbs out of Jehuty

Craig: ADA, keep yourself shutdown and hidden. *Activates stealth mode and heads off to the crash site*

Lost Welshman
12-31-2002, 01:36 PM
While waiting in the tropical trees above the crash site the lost welshman feels a presence, but cannot see anything. He Closes his eyes and concentrates, he opens his eyes again and sees a figure entering the site.

01-01-2003, 10:20 AM
*Topshot wakes up from unconsciousness.*

Topshot:"What hit me?????"

*Looks toward his ship.*

Topshot:"Damn. That's not good. I better check and see if
Thruster's Computer Data was damaged."

*Thruster is my onboard computer assistant.*

Topshot:"Thruster, what took us out of orbit?"

Thruster:"It appears that someone had infiltrated the ship and
used the Rest port, igniting the ship's waste disposal
unit to set fire."

Topshot:"Any visuals of who did this?"

Thruster:"Loading visuals now."

*Plays back video of one of the Lost Welshman's commanders using the bathroom.*

Topshot:"So, the Lost Welshman sent his cronies to infiltrate the
Dragon's Wing! He'll pay dearly for this!!!!!"

*Senses someone nearby.*

Topshot:"And if I'm not correct, he's still here!"

*Walks up to a tree nearby and ignites his lightsaber, cutting the tree. A man falls out from the top.*

Lost Welshman
01-01-2003, 10:36 AM
The Lost Welshman stood up and saw a guy with a lightsaber standing above him ready to attack.
Topshot: One of your men farted in my ship
The Lost Welshman stood up
Lost: I dont have any 'men' I just sit in a cave on my own, hell im not even sure that im a jedi.
Topshot: Oh, then who the hell crashed my ship?

01-01-2003, 12:42 PM
((OOC: Rule of thumb on RPG's, Welshman. You can't make anyone else's character do stuff, except for your own. It can irritate people. It's ok though, I'll let it slide.))

Topshot:"Tell me who crashed my ship, or I'll have to sever one
of your bodily appendages!"

*holds lightsaber to Welshman's throat, then moves it down to his right arm.*

Topshot:"Starting with your arms!"

Lost Welshman
01-02-2003, 08:09 AM
((OOC: I thought I had control because i was the rpg starter, dont worry though I wont do it again..))

The Lost Welshman: What? I dont know what an Appendage is, Geeze cut me some slack here buddy.
*Picks up a coconut from behind his back while trying to distract Topshot*
*Throws Coconut after realising that Topshot was going to cut off his arm*

01-02-2003, 02:35 PM
((OOC: No, not even topic starters can control other peoples characters, anyway..))

Craig: *Sitting in a tree, silent and still, wearing stealth camo, being unheard and unseen by all* *Thinks to self*Who's this guy on the ground?*stops thinking and keeps watching*

01-03-2003, 06:39 AM
Topshot:"When I meant 'appendages', I meant 'body parts.' I apologize for being rude."

*turns off lightsaber*

Topshot: "And, I also apologize for threatening you, my friend. I
hope you realized that I really didn't mean to cut your
arm off. Here, let me help you up."

*extends his hand out to Lost Welshman.*

Lost Welshman
01-03-2003, 08:19 AM
"Thank you.... Friend. Now TO SOLVE THE MYSTERY OF THE PHARTING MENACE!!!!" The Lost Welshman took topshot back to his caves where on the wall there hung a deep black cloak.
"Blobsy?" - Blobsy was the name of his computer. "Scan the area for a strange person, proboably with a sinister moustache"


01-03-2003, 11:38 AM
*Looks into his portable ship-link watch*

Topshot:"Thruster, see if you can find information on any sith
or Imperial scum who'd do such a thing as to blast my
ship with powerful flatulence gases."

Thruster:"Searching through galacticnet servers........."

(chirpy noises are heard in the background of Topshot's ship.)

Thruster:"I've found 5 out 10 people in the Warrants section. I'm
sending the Lost Welshman a fax copy of the list now.
Any information from him lately, sir?"

Topshot:"Not that I heard of.....yet.........."

(looks away for a moment.)

Topshot:"Listen, Thruster. I want you to send me any information to me while I'm away from the ship. And hold all of my space-phone calls for me......."

Thruster:"Will do, sir. Ending transmission."

(ship-link watch shuts down.)

Topshot:"Any information given on that list, Welshman?"

Lost Welshman
01-03-2003, 11:45 AM
"Yeah, theres two people nearby that look like suspects one is Called Darth Whoopa$$ and the other is.....DUN DUN DAAAAAA Craig. Lets go and invesigate, I mean Investigate, TOO THE NASTY DUDE" Lost clearly had mental issues, he came back a few seconds later and put on the mysyterious cloak. " Lets Go "

01-03-2003, 12:11 PM
Topshot:"Craig is not evil. I know him. We helped a friend defeat
an evil sith lord named Ikann on another planet. He is
my friend."

*takes a look at the list.*

Topshot:"Darth Whoop@$$ is one of the guys on the list. The others are Lord Flatulous, Senator ButtMonkey, and Commander Frog. Who do you think would most likely be our #1 culprit?"

Lost Welshman
01-04-2003, 01:26 AM
Hmmmmm, Darth Whoop@$$, the others dont sound evil Enough, Maybe Lord Flatulous, but why would he be attacking you?

01-04-2003, 04:51 AM
"I have no idea."

01-05-2003, 12:56 PM
A mysterious looking cybernetic-looking Ninja walks into the room.

?????: Hey Topshot!

The helmet vanishes, revealing Craig's face

Craig: *to Welshman* I heard my name, who called?

Lost Welshman
01-05-2003, 03:28 PM
a droid behind lost began making an action with his hand, suggesting that lost was loopy.
"Now Where are these pills ive heard about" With that said Lost Ignited his saber and attempted to walk out of the room, but backed his head on the doorframe, knocking him unconciounce

01-05-2003, 05:47 PM
*Gives Lost a little not-too-painful slap across the face.*

"Hey! Hey, Lost! Wake up!"

*no effect.*

"Okay. That didn't work. I'll try again."

*Yells real loud into Lost's left ear.*