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Tyrion
10-26-2002, 03:02 AM
Insomnia: Every Lucasforum member is exposed to Insomnia.The symptoms is lack of sleep and higher post count.

Spamacronic: Usually the weak and insecure get this desease. They are devoted to get thier post count higher by any means possible. Sometimes,they get so far as to post many posts at a time, usually with 1 sentenced posts. Most grow out of it, or are killed to protect the rest of the population of Lucasforum.

Trollathritest: A very bad desease. Someone affected by this usually have no life. They try to feel special by flaming others. They also suffer from Spamacronic desease. They cannot get girlfriends or friends,for that matter. Very rare. Most are killed on sight.

L33tomnia: Fairly common among the people of lucasforums,this desease cause people to talk like idiots. They usually have poor spelling,but not always. They can only say basic english and the idiot language,which is L33t,0wn3d, n00b, you suck, and lamerz. Some have it more than others.

Lolacronic: Someone who cannot stop saying lol. They cannot stop this,since it has become one with thier mind. They usually put it at the end of the sentences, or just to follow up something. Common ways to try to prevent it is to cuss and make the deseased one feel aweful when they say lol.

More Lucasforum deseases to be put in as found and detail.

gorganfloss
10-26-2002, 03:11 AM
lol thats a l337 list Tyrion. You cant speel fer ****e. +1 post. lololol *yawn*

Tyrion
10-26-2002, 03:15 AM
Originally posted by gorganfloss
lol thats a l337 list Tyrion. You cant speel fer ****e. +1 post. lololol *yawn*

:rofl:

Hmm...I say we kill this fellow :D

SPY_jmr1
10-26-2002, 04:10 AM
sounds good to me, fool is on thin ice as it is......


1337!


narf!


/me falls over asleep

obi
10-26-2002, 08:39 AM
Stupidassitus: "oh look at me! *admin name here* sux! *mod name here* sux! I hope you all die of a tomato attack! I am l337 haxor or whatever!"


That one is pretty much self-explanitory.



Sarcasticus: ":rolleyes: this is dumb.:rolleyes: "


Another pretty much self-explanitory.

Jed
10-26-2002, 12:20 PM
Emoticonius: "haha :D :D :p :lol: :rofl:," etc.

That's all you need to explain it with.

gorganfloss
10-27-2002, 01:42 AM
Originally posted by SPY_jmr1
sounds good to me, fool is on thin ice as it is......



Whats that sposed to mean...:quesyel:

Taos
10-27-2002, 01:47 AM
I'm no brain surgeon but I think it means "watch what you are posting, make sure it is relavant........"



NOTE-This is only my interpretation of what it says.......



*oh boy*

gorganfloss
10-27-2002, 02:31 AM
I was merely reflecting on Tyrions list.

Tyrion
10-27-2002, 02:56 AM
Originally posted by gorganfloss
I was merely reflecting on Tyrions list.

No I think this is what he meant.

You did that reflecting.
I said that you should be killed(because 2 of the deseases have being killed for protection).
Spy said why not sence you are already in trouble proboly because of spamming or such thing, not specifically by your post here.

Taos
10-27-2002, 03:10 AM
Originally posted by Tyrion


No I think this is what he meant.


Spy said why not sence you are already in trouble proboly because of spamming or such thing, not specifically by your post here.


That's what I was talking about Gorgan....

gorganfloss
10-27-2002, 12:48 PM
My bad. I misunderstood your posts. Anyway...

Dumassitus: Misenterperates posts often. Spams with no memory of the spam. Makes many excuses. Is a stupid idiot.

Taos
10-27-2002, 09:13 PM
My new one....

postingwhileatworkitus: Happens to a person who is very addicted to LF, if there is a cpu around they must check it out, and they always want to see who else is online and throw in their $.02 on the topic. These ppl also talk a lot in person. The most common side effects include getting yelled at for not doing you job etc.

TiE23
10-27-2002, 09:14 PM
I have a mild case spamacronic
new desease: smilieagnotic:D :D :D lots of smilies in every post
uh-oh :D :D

Pedantic
10-27-2002, 09:23 PM
Postinwhilesmokindachronic:

Posting idiotic, incoherent replies to threads while high...

JandoFett1842
10-27-2002, 09:34 PM
Insomnia: Every Lucasforum member is exposed to Insomnia.The symptoms is lack of sleep and higher post count.

Ive had that one a few times

Spamacronic: Usually the weak and insecure get this desease. They are devoted to get thier post count higher by any means possible. Sometimes,they get so far as to post many posts at a time, usually with 1 sentenced posts. Most grow out of it, or are killed to protect the rest of the population of Lucasforum.

Ive had it, resulting in my bost from 400 posts to 550 posts in a matter of 4 days

Trollathritest: A very bad desease. Someone affected by this usually have no life. They try to feel special by flaming others. They also suffer from Spamacronic desease. They cannot get girlfriends or friends,for that matter. Very rare. Most are killed on sight.

No, i havent had that one, well mabye a slight case when i was batha crap, and back when Spy was also banthat crap 2, but weve all fortetn that by now

L33tomnia: Fairly common among the people of lucasforums,this desease cause people to talk like idiots. They usually have poor spelling,but not always. They can only say basic english and the idiot language,which is L33t,0wn3d, n00b, you suck, and lamerz. Some have it more than others.

I have some symptomes, but mostly i dont have it often, i run a light case of L33tomnia every onece in a wile though

Lolacronic: Someone who cannot stop saying lol. They cannot stop this,since it has become one with thier mind. They usually put it at the end of the sentences, or just to follow up something. Common ways to try to prevent it is to cuss and make the deseased one feel aweful when they say lol.

No, ive never had this one, but i have made many posts that say just LOL or ROTF


Now here are some JK2 and LF i thought up

Directionaly Challenged Syndrome: One who when fighint with a saber canot turn and face a person, rather they walk up and "backstab" you, normaly this problem can be solved by calling in the host 2 kick the person or being ultamately cheep back 2 them

Gripitarumizum: Affecteing players ranging from noobs 2 "Jedi Masters" mostly on maps with the abundence of never end pits and such. they grip you and walk you off a cliff and you die, solved by pushing the player back while being gripped

Sivy
10-27-2002, 09:37 PM
Avataritus a complex disease that causes the sufferer to spend hours each day looking for material to make small square pictures, which depending on the advancement of the disease, may be animated. the sufferer may become violent when they unable to improve upon their last effort or seeing someone one else with one of better quality. when the disease is at its most advanced stage, the sufferer will not only spend hours making them for him/herself but for other people as well. another sign of the advanced avataritus is changing their avatar to a different one at least once a week, but never content they will keep searching hopelessly.

Taos
10-27-2002, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by Pedantic
Postinwhilesmokindachronic:

Posting idiotic, incoherent replies to threads while high...


lol Pedantic.......I just knew one of these days that someone would make a post like this. Just try and keep those illegal activities to yourself please.........;)

JandoFett1842
10-27-2002, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by Sivy B
Avataritus a complex disease that causes the sufferer to spend hours each day looking for material to make small square pictures, which depending on the advancement of the disease, may be animated. the sufferer may become violent when they unable to improve upon their last effort or seeing someone one else with one of better quality. when the disease is at its most advanced stage, the sufferer will not only spend hours making them for him/herself but for other people as well. another sign of the advanced avataritus is changing their avatar to a different one at least once a week, but never content they will keep searching hopelessly.

were sorry, but we cant live without people like you, who would make our avaters? lol, jk!

Sivy
10-27-2002, 09:48 PM
Originally posted by JandoFett1842


were sorry, but we cant live without people like you, who would make our avaters? lol, jk!

well don't do it yourself or you too will get avataritus, it's too late for me, i'm terminal :D

JandoFett1842
10-27-2002, 09:54 PM
Uh-Oh, i feal a case of Spamacronic coming on as i near 900 posts so i can get to 1000 posts, must try 2 ceep under control!!


Hers another one:

Whatthef**kisanrum: When one posts constant outflow of WTF to whatever someone says that they dont understand, most common in hte swamp on posts by people that cant spell or something like that. Unfotuetly there is cure for now

JandoFett1842
10-27-2002, 10:19 PM
Imwithstupidisum: A desise which symptoms are makeing the smile :wstupid: as an entire post and no words at all.

Ive got this one a few times!

gorganfloss
10-27-2002, 10:29 PM
Multiple Avatar Personality: Person who constantly has a new avatar.
Im not one, if thats what ur thinking...:rolleyes:

Tyrion
10-27-2002, 11:09 PM
Cussathritus: Usually related to Trollathritus, it affects the person's language. They have a tendancy to yell out cuss words, most of the time relating to someone being a homosexual. Very common among trolls. They arent killed usually,unless they have a severe case of it.

TheWhiteRaider
10-28-2002, 02:17 AM
Moderatordaloco: Moderators get this. First signs are sudden feelings to lock threads at random. Followed by banning people without warning. And becomes deadly when Mods ban themselves.

Tyrion fever: You start to feel the need to kill the maker of this thread.:D

Tyrion
10-28-2002, 02:38 AM
Originally posted by TheWhiteRaider
Moderatordaloco: Moderators get this. First signs are sudden feelings to lock threads at random. Followed by banning people without warning. And becomes deadly when Mods ban themselves.

Tyrion fever: You start to feel the need to kill the maker of this thread.:D

Tyrion fever: You start to feel the need to kill the maker of this thread, then you want to give all your money and material stuff to Tyrion.:D

Darth Groovy
10-28-2002, 04:12 AM
Bravo Ty, I can place names with all of these illnesses. :)

I have one to add as well:

Smiliereplyphoria: [smi'-lee-ree-pli-for-ee-uh]noun

Idiots that reply each thread topic and post a stupid smilie indicating thier attitudes and IQ's. These smilies are seldom followed by any words or sentences. This seems to be a common trait in those that have rediculously large signatures.


http://www.bobarhett.netfirms.com/best_thread_ever.gif

Image originally posted by Boba Rhett ;)

STTCT
10-28-2002, 06:18 AM
longasssignatureitis:

These symptoms include using a signature that includes almost every single word in the english dictionary. With a word count eqivalent to the Bible's. These signature's cause Forumers to suffer from boredom when read and also un-necessary scrolling.

Darth Groovy
10-28-2002, 06:29 AM
Originally posted by STTCT
longasssignatureitis:

These symptoms include using a signature that includes almost every single word in the english dictionary. With a word count eqivalent to the Bible's. These signature's cause Forumers to suffer from boredom when read and also un-necessary scrolling.

Amen! I think a global announcement should be posted with the regulations for signature sizes. I sould say 2 inches or so.

Kstar__2
10-28-2002, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by STTCT
longasssignatureitis:

These symptoms include using a signature that includes almost every single word in the english dictionary. With a word count eqivalent to the Bible's. These signature's cause Forumers to suffer from boredom when read and also un-necessary scrolling.

i used to have a sig that was about 20 cm long:D

leXX
10-28-2002, 09:46 AM
Originally posted by gorganfloss
Multiple Avatar Personality: Person who constantly has a new avatar.
Im not one, if thats what ur thinking...:rolleyes:

yep that's me :D

usercphomepageitis: people who visit the forum so much that they have thier user cp as thier homepage.

omgisthatthetimethritis: when you just can't drag yourself away.

Sivy
10-28-2002, 10:02 AM
practicingyourjedimoveswhileyouwaitfortheforumstol oaditus

this disease causes the sufferer to swing around a pretend lightsaber while the forums load. the pretend lightsaber could be an umbrella, pool cue or in extreme cases a lightsaber made from cardboard and foil.

i don't do that

Pad
10-28-2002, 10:30 AM
Originally posted by Sivy B
Avataritus a complex disease that causes the sufferer to spend hours each day looking for material to make small square pictures, which depending on the advancement of the disease, may be animated. the sufferer may become violent when they unable to improve upon their last effort or seeing someone one else with one of better quality. when the disease is at its most advanced stage, the sufferer will not only spend hours making them for him/herself but for other people as well. another sign of the advanced avataritus is changing their avatar to a different one at least once a week, but never content they will keep searching hopelessly.

terminal patient also found here. :D

fingerclickitis: as ppl start to click the mouse too often to reload the forum, their finger gets known to the movement and keeps repeating it over and over and again. the only time when u cant see when u suffer this dissease is when u r asleep

Darth Groovy
10-28-2002, 11:02 AM
Originally posted by kstar__2


i used to have a sig that was about 20 cm long:D

*sighs* I rest my case.


Please don't bring back those memories again.:rolleyes:

Jed
10-28-2002, 05:57 PM
Originally posted by Padanime


terminal patient also found here. :D

fingerclickitis: as ppl start to click the mouse too often to reload the forum, their finger gets known to the movement and keeps repeating it over and over and again. the only time when u cant see when u suffer this dissease is when u r asleep

I made ONE avatar, and it's too big for this place.

And my software is gonna expire soon, so that will end things real quickly...:D

ZBomber
10-28-2002, 08:22 PM
lekxonmiax- Being in love with Lekx, even thoguh you'll never meet her, and you can't get a girl friend and rely on the internet..... :D

Skate Boy
10-28-2002, 10:12 PM
Peeyourpantitis:

When you are to envolved in clicking the Refresh button to go to the bathroom.:D (I've never done this.:rolleyes: )

gorganfloss
10-28-2002, 10:16 PM
Gorganfloss syndrome: You tend to spam at frequent levels. You make really stupid avatars. You are a general nuisence and should be shot with a blow-dart.

:jab: (tm)

Taos
10-28-2002, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by gorganfloss
Gorganfloss syndrome: You tend to spam at frequent levels. You make really stupid avatars. You are a general nuisence and should be shot with a blow-dart.

:jab: (tm)


Man......I hope I never get that one!





j/k ;)


:rofl:

Jah Warrior
10-28-2002, 11:57 PM
Argumenza:-

a tragic condiition where the poster is afflicted with an overwhelming compulsion to get a reaction from his posts regardless of whether he is right or wrong.

Repetitive mis-spelling disorder:-

The patient is unable to or for that matter unwilling to spell the same word right. liek me, liek i can help it! I don't liek being this way honest!
:D

TheWhiteRaider
10-29-2002, 01:36 AM
Gonkh8erItus

Sudden spasums to yell the word "GONK!!!!" 700 times at Gonkh8er.

Dath Maximus
10-29-2002, 04:49 PM
The Dath Madness


An advanced mental state where the infected looses all perspective on reality and begins rambling about space time and anti quarks.
No known causes for this level of andvanced nueral psychosis. Usually associated with the idea of being opnipetent and all powerfull.

no known cures or treatements. irreversable sypmtoms.

ZBomber
10-29-2002, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by gorganfloss
Gorganfloss syndrome: You tend to spam at frequent levels. You make really stupid avatars. You are a general nuisence and should be shot with a blow-dart.

:jab: (tm)

*gives Gorgan a cookie*

woo-hoo! You put TM, thanks! :cool:

JandoFett1842
10-29-2002, 07:15 PM
Bi-Polar Skitzorankchangialota Sydrome: Affects almost everyone on the Lucas Fourms at least once in there Fourm Life Time. The infected victem becomes obbsesed with creating new ranks (the little thing above the avtar) each hour, in some extream cases the victem changes the rank every 10 min

TheWhiteRaider
10-31-2002, 01:29 AM
Bumpderca: Constand Bumping of threads.