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10-26-2002, 10:59 PM
I'm scarred for life never again will I be able to sleep safely in my bed anymore with fears of nightmares :( also be warned horrible picture at bottom


AT LAST Michael Jackson has the Roman nose he's always dreamed ofóbut it's roman' all over his face.

This latest sensational picture was taken by a fan who said his gaunt appearance made her feel sick.

Tracey Orvez snapped the star as he made his way from his stretch limo to a £5,000-a-night Los Angeles hotel.

Her 44-year-old idol allowed her to take the photograph, but ordered her to "stand well back."

He looked pale and drawn as he stood dressed in just blue silk snow flake and polar bear print pyjamas.

His infamous "third nostril", which appeared in January after plastic surgery, seems to be closing up but has left an appalling scar.

Fan Tracey said last night: "I had been waiting to see him for days.

"But when I finally spotted him and ran over, I couldn't believe my eyes.

"I've seen him a few times before but never that close.

"He looked like a ghoul. When I had the picture developed, I was sick. "The guy doesn't appear to have a nose."

She added: "It's little wonder that when he agreed to pose, he begged me not to stand too close."

Michael after the latest operation

Michael before the latest operations

Michael as a boy- normal looking

10-27-2002, 07:14 AM
Ah! It's a freak! Quick, everyone, throw a stone!

10-27-2002, 09:47 AM
Gosh, whyd he make himself white? And, whyd he choose to make himself look like a freak, when while he was a young'n, he looked normal! Aye, whats this world comin' to?

10-27-2002, 10:35 AM
He looks exactly like this one monkey of "Planet of Apes".

Do you know which one I mean?

10-27-2002, 04:23 PM
you eman the female one in the newer version of planet of the apes, the one that sympathized with teh humans, yeah, he kinda looks like her

and micheal didn't want to do that stuff to himself, he had to do it because of some kind of illness.

10-27-2002, 04:27 PM
That only accounts for his skin. He's white due do a rare skin disease, he did that to help it. He changed his nose because he thought it was too big, the dumb s**t.

10-28-2002, 09:23 AM
Originally posted by Neil Joshi
you eman the female one in the newer version of planet of the apes, the one that sympathized with teh humans


For those who don't know what I'm saying, just have a look and compare yourself:


10-28-2002, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by SuicidalXWing
That only accounts for his skin. He's white due do a rare skin disease, he did that to help it.

actually it's not very rae. it's what happens when a neturally black or brown person lives in a fairly cold climate. at least three people on my mum's side of the family has it, my nan, my aunt, and my uncle. it's not serious, just turns black people into white people, which in my opinion isn't a bad or good thing, we are not defined by our skin colour, but by who we are.

10-28-2002, 01:43 PM
In a most un-raven-like fashion:
YIKES! ... just, "yikes". Nothing more will I say on the subject.

**edit** O.K., one more word ...or rather, five:

Which Michael Jackson are you? (http://www.qulture.net/cgi-local/tests/displaytest.cgi?test=michaeljackson)

10-28-2002, 07:38 PM
hey!! JRTHOMAS!!! what the hell? SHUT UP!!! that ape was HOTNESS!!!!!! pure, sweet, HOTNESS

:D :p :rolleyes:

Ps. Im joking, guys...really

honestly, i am

fine fine, ill stop it with the large spaces between sentences and whatnot


10-29-2002, 03:15 AM

Coolness :D

Lynk Former
10-29-2002, 10:56 AM
why exactly did he go for plastic surgery?... he's a nog...

10-29-2002, 09:43 PM
i dunno....

10-30-2002, 12:35 PM
AG, was there really any point in you saying that. iof you don't nkow, don't answer

11-01-2002, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by AcrylicGuitar
Gosh, whyd he make himself white?

He didn't. He has this sickness that makes blacks lose they're color.