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Natty
10-26-2002, 11:59 PM
I'm scarred for life never again will I be able to sleep safely in my bed anymore with fears of nightmares :( also be warned horrible picture at bottom

JACKO'S BAD NOSE DAY

AT LAST Michael Jackson has the Roman nose he's always dreamed ofóbut it's roman' all over his face.

This latest sensational picture was taken by a fan who said his gaunt appearance made her feel sick.

Tracey Orvez snapped the star as he made his way from his stretch limo to a £5,000-a-night Los Angeles hotel.

Her 44-year-old idol allowed her to take the photograph, but ordered her to "stand well back."

He looked pale and drawn as he stood dressed in just blue silk snow flake and polar bear print pyjamas.

His infamous "third nostril", which appeared in January after plastic surgery, seems to be closing up but has left an appalling scar.

Fan Tracey said last night: "I had been waiting to see him for days.

"But when I finally spotted him and ran over, I couldn't believe my eyes.

"I've seen him a few times before but never that close.

"He looked like a ghoul. When I had the picture developed, I was sick. "The guy doesn't appear to have a nose."

She added: "It's little wonder that when he agreed to pose, he begged me not to stand too close."


http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/00img/02nose01.jpg
Michael after the latest operation

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/00img/02nose02.jpg
Michael before the latest operations

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/00img/02nosez.jpg
Michael as a boy- normal looking

Deadmeat_X
10-27-2002, 08:14 AM
Ah! It's a freak! Quick, everyone, throw a stone!

Acrylic
10-27-2002, 10:47 AM
Gosh, whyd he make himself white? And, whyd he choose to make himself look like a freak, when while he was a young'n, he looked normal! Aye, whats this world comin' to?

Juniorô
10-27-2002, 11:35 AM
He looks exactly like this one monkey of "Planet of Apes".

Do you know which one I mean?

Joshi
10-27-2002, 05:23 PM
you eman the female one in the newer version of planet of the apes, the one that sympathized with teh humans, yeah, he kinda looks like her

and micheal didn't want to do that stuff to himself, he had to do it because of some kind of illness.

SuicidalXWing
10-27-2002, 05:27 PM
That only accounts for his skin. He's white due do a rare skin disease, he did that to help it. He changed his nose because he thought it was too big, the dumb s**t.

Juniorô
10-28-2002, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by Neil Joshi
you eman the female one in the newer version of planet of the apes, the one that sympathized with teh humans

Exactly!

For those who don't know what I'm saying, just have a look and compare yourself:

http://www.electroephemera.com/cellwrap/images/apes.jpg

Joshi
10-28-2002, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by SuicidalXWing
That only accounts for his skin. He's white due do a rare skin disease, he did that to help it.

actually it's not very rae. it's what happens when a neturally black or brown person lives in a fairly cold climate. at least three people on my mum's side of the family has it, my nan, my aunt, and my uncle. it's not serious, just turns black people into white people, which in my opinion isn't a bad or good thing, we are not defined by our skin colour, but by who we are.

raVen_image
10-28-2002, 02:43 PM
In a most un-raven-like fashion:
http://anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html
YIKES! ... just, "yikes". Nothing more will I say on the subject.

**edit** O.K., one more word ...or rather, five:

Which Michael Jackson are you? (http://www.qulture.net/cgi-local/tests/displaytest.cgi?test=michaeljackson)

Guybrush122
10-28-2002, 08:38 PM
hey!! JRTHOMAS!!! what the hell? SHUT UP!!! that ape was HOTNESS!!!!!! pure, sweet, HOTNESS








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ahem

Natty
10-29-2002, 04:15 AM
http://www.qulture.net/graphics/custom/michaeljackson/y2k.gif


Coolness :D

Lynk Former
10-29-2002, 11:56 AM
why exactly did he go for plastic surgery?... he's a nog...

Acrylic
10-29-2002, 10:43 PM
i dunno....

Joshi
10-30-2002, 01:35 PM
AG, was there really any point in you saying that. iof you don't nkow, don't answer

SamNMax
11-01-2002, 09:53 PM
Originally posted by AcrylicGuitar
Gosh, whyd he make himself white?

He didn't. He has this sickness that makes blacks lose they're color.