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NiKo
11-03-2002, 09:50 AM
I fell asleep today at my economics class, and my teacher (an ugly weird homosexual midget) was like "Niko...Niko...wake up!"

And then I started sleep talking to him...among a lot of nonsense, my words were "leave me alone you fagget"...the entire class laughed, which woke me up,...I had my books cover printed all over my face cause i was sleeping on them, and I had drool coming out of the side of my mouth...that's when I realised I just made a complete idiot of myself... the teacher told me to leave the class and not to bother to come back today...so I went home, oh the shame...:o


then came the 'not so pleasant moment of the day' when my girlfriend called me and cried on the phone that she loves me but she's too busy in life and doesnt have time for a relationship, yet she doesnt want to loose me...

i dont know what's gonna happen....but I'm gonna go meet her tonight and we'll talk...

Theese has been the highlights of my day......so far....

murta
11-03-2002, 01:03 PM
My 2 biggest problems in life - girls and...erm...homosexual midget teachers...

Kj°len
11-03-2002, 02:28 PM
OK the sleep talking thing was... not good at all... but still overall funny, no offense if you dont like it.

But the girlfriend thing, a highlight? Hurry, something is wrong!!

Joshi
11-03-2002, 04:36 PM
dude, sorry about your lousy day (why am I apologising?)
hope everything turnes out okay for ya.
peace, neil

NiKo
11-03-2002, 06:08 PM
Nah, the class thing IS funny...:D


Me and my Gf.....well,...Xgf, were sitting for 4 hours now talking...

she wants us to still be together, but not as BF GF, cause it makes her feel pressured...

women...go figure... :(

Kj°len
11-03-2002, 06:10 PM
Maybe when her life gets back on schedule and things arent so busy you'd get back together.

NiKo
11-03-2002, 06:18 PM
her first line was: "I dont want a boyfriend"


then after we 'broke up' we kissed and made out like...WHAT THE HELL!!?!?!?!?!?

Joshi
11-05-2002, 03:13 PM
Mans greatest mystery is 'What do women want?
Mans second greates is 'Why don't we ask one?'

Deadmeat_X
11-07-2002, 11:24 AM
Two terms come to mind about your XGF NiKo:

1. Need for attention
2. Self-pity

Or is this just the description of an average woman? No offense to anyone, her story just seemed so...standard. It's the thing you expect in movies and lousy soaps, but not in real life. "I love you but I need to think about myself as well..." crap, what script has she been reading....?

Again, shoot me if I offend you.

SuicidalXWing
11-07-2002, 11:21 PM
Here's what I've come to understand about many women. And if you're a girl and take offense, I apologize.

These are the solutions to that question:

A) Women Don't Know What They Want
B) Women Want A Guy Who Treats Them Like Crap (Despite saying they want a sensitive guy)
C) Women want a sensitive guy who is great looking and has a muscular build.

These are just a few.

jannar85
11-08-2002, 05:07 AM
Originally posted by SuicidalXWing
A) Women Don't Know What They Want
Mostly wrong.
B) Women Want A Guy Who Treats Them Like Crap
Wrong.
C) Women want a sensitive guy who is great looking and has a muscular build.
Wrong.

Brighteyes
11-08-2002, 07:33 AM
Originally posted by NiKo
her first line was: "I dont want a boyfriend"


then after we 'broke up' we kissed and made out like...WHAT THE HELL!!?!?!?!?!?

Mate trust me. I'm 21 i've been here done this.
Before I had my current gf 80% of my mates were girls.

NEVER try to figure girls out. It's impossibble. Just go with the flow and enjoy it. Don't question it.
Be nice and chivilrous to them, but in the back of your mind just tell yaself ........"yeah ok whatever" and get on with it.

Basically don't give a **** but act like you do.

Joshi
11-08-2002, 09:29 AM
i tell a story

there was once a man who was set the task of finding out what women want. he was told that if he didn't come back in three years time with the answer, he'd be killed.

he went on his journeys and found nothing as his answer. no woman would give him a straight answer and no man knew the answer. it came close to the end of the three years when a woman told him that she would tell him the answer if he wouldonly do one thing. marry her. desperate to save his life, he agreed and they got married.

what do you think was her answer?

HelenW
11-09-2002, 07:52 AM
Hmmmm.......... could start a right argument here!!! Ok, does anybody know what they want? really? You get what you think you want, then you find out it's not quite what you thought it would be, i think that applies to men and women about all sorts of things. We always want more, or better. Dunno about the wanting someone to treat us like crap, I know i dump them as soon as it gets to that stage. And yes, we do want good looking sensitive blokes, not sure about muscular, toned is fine :p . Too much bulk, usually equates with no brain, which is a bad thing.

On the flip side, i guess men are more simple creatures.......... they only want one thing :p

NiKo
11-09-2002, 08:53 AM
Originally posted by HelenW
men are more simple creatures.......... they only want one thing :p


Hey that's not true!!! we ALSO want sex....:p
JK


no really, i dont know about everyone here, but I aint like that.
I mean, us men arent just beer drinkin', gas passin', meat eatin',tv watching pigs...I mean, sure, yeah we are, but underneath all that filth sweat and hair is a loving tender sensetive side...:o :D



(by the way, even after that whole "were still together" talk me and my GF had, were not together anymore...)

Joshi
11-09-2002, 11:38 AM
so, does no one want to guess the answer to the question in the story?

hint: the answers in the story, if you look hard enough.

SuicidalXWing
11-10-2002, 12:09 AM
The answer was either marriage or commitment.

And not all guys want one thing, that's a load of sh*t. There are many out there like that, but I myself don't fit that description. Also there are women out there like that as well.

HelenW
11-10-2002, 05:40 AM
I'm sure none of you are like that.............. your mostly all under 18, so your all still sweet, kind and caring!!! Wait till you get to your early 20's!!!! Something happens to men when they get in their 20's. The older they get the worse it is!! Then you'll all turn into horrible, using sex mad men!!!

Do you know what really winds me up?? I went to a web site to play backgammon. Backgammon!!!!!! An innocent enough game one would think. You play against someone else, and you can chat to them to. Well, with my nickname you can tell I'm female, and young, but its not at all rude or contain any innuendo, like some people's do. But the end result is I get all these middle aged blokes asking me pervy questions. It's gross, why do they do that?? I'm 26 for crying out loud, I don't want to talk to pervy people on the internet, let alone people that are as old as my parents. You think they would go to a sex chat room, not a backgammon one wouldn't you. And the thing is, it's not the odd person who does it, its most of them, and even some of them that seem normal, as soon as you tell them that your a nurse, and they know I'm blonde from my nickname, they turn into perv's!!! why??? Do you get this problem as well natty?? Go somewhere quite innocent, and get harrasssed by perv's??

But saying that, I don't hate men, I've got loads of male friends, and they are great. I know there's SOME lovely blokes out there, but I always seem to get weird ones harrassing me on internet, and in real life too!!! Just thought I'd better say that after my little rant hehe.

SuicidalXWing
11-10-2002, 09:58 AM
Probably about 80% of the males on the internet are perverts.

Kj°len
11-10-2002, 03:26 PM
I dare you to ask that on aj.com :p

Joshi
11-10-2002, 03:36 PM
helen, you said that when we turn around twenty, we change and become sex mad. i would like to point out now, that i may turn twenty, but for that past three years, i've had the mental age of a thirty five year old. don't ask me why, you generally don't get to see it here on the forums except when i'm trying to help someone, or speak seriously.

and by the way, the answer wasn't marraige or commitment, but i did know that you were going to think something like that first. i'l give ya'll one more try, then i'll tell ya and i want one woman here (natty and helen seem to be the only women here at the moment) tot ell em that that's not actually what they want.

Guybrush122
11-11-2002, 05:49 PM
NiKo, I believe you were right when you said "Women...go figure"




have you guys noticed that the main reason why relationships dont work is that the person you go out with always CHANGES, whereas if you still liked em, but didnt go out with em, they wouldnt

but we always feel the need to make it finalized, ie "we're going out"


i think the perfect relationship is a best friendship when the two people like each other and they have the option of doing whatever they want...but still dont because theyre faithfull


that way **** doesnt change

Drunken_Sailor
11-12-2002, 08:49 AM
Originally posted by HelenW
Do you know what really winds me up?? I went to a web site to play backgammon. Backgammon!!!!!! An innocent enough game one would think. You play against someone else, and you can chat to them to. Well, with my nickname you can tell I'm female, and young, but its not at all rude or contain any innuendo, like some people's do. But the end result is I get all these middle aged blokes asking me pervy questions.

Was it MSN Gaming Zone? :p

www.zone.com

Most of the people there are perverts.

HelenW
11-13-2002, 07:38 PM
Yeah it was!!! Hehe, your not one of the perverts are you???? :p

Joshi
11-14-2002, 01:23 PM
i went once for a game of chess, i'll never go again.

HelenW
11-14-2002, 03:40 PM
At the zone I went into the main room, and said something along the lines of "Does anyone want to play backgammon who is not a) stalking me or b) a pervy old man"
I said this cos i had just played a game with an old man who was pervy, also i had another bloke watching my games, saying stuff like play with him after, and telling my opponant to get lost, (this was actually one opponant who was nice) and he kept sending me zone messages. He just wouldn't leave me alone.

Well, I said that and all hell broke loose, loads of people started being really nasty to me saying I was ageist and immature, and denying they were perverts they were just wanting to chat!!!! I told them my point, and that I had a right to go somewhere and play a game without being harrassed, and only one person said that i was right and had a point. Even the women said, well actually I like it when the men are like that!!!! I couldn't believe it!!! At the end of the day, I'm 26, I can choose to walk away, and not let people bother me, but its when young kids go on that its disturbing. You get some young girl talking to all those pervy blokes.......... gives you the creeps thinking about it!!! And its not even an adult web site. Parents would think it's only a board game website, its safe for my kid to go there........... very disturbing.

Anyway, I'm not going back, have to find a new place to play games now. Jiippi was the same, its all perverts there!!! Anyone know any non pervy games sites? For chess and backgammon etc??

Drunken_Sailor
11-14-2002, 04:07 PM
LOL! Try www.pogo.com (No, I'm not like that.)