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Father Torque
11-09-2002, 02:32 AM
hey guys i need some help on makin a lotr and matrix story(mix)so if any of you have script ideas let me now:D

i thought up some cast members

Tyrion: Frodo
Obi won 13- Gandalf
leXX- Trinity
Boba Rhett- the Oracle
Darklighter-Agent smith
Zbomber- Morpheus
Father Torque- gimli
Darth Groovy- Head Ork
White Dragon-Lagolis
Rogue Nine- (woman who dies with apoc)
Sivy B-Tank
Agen Terminator-Small kid who bends spoon:D
Jedi323- Neo
Gonk8her-Apoc
rskateboy-Sam
Jedi Monk-Mary and Pippin

these are just some names and if you would like to be in this just reply with the charecter you would like to be

Boba Rhett
11-09-2002, 02:35 AM
Oooooh great. I get to be an old woman. YaY. :D

Father Torque
11-09-2002, 02:37 AM
Yep when i thought Boba Rhett i said hey i can picture him as an old wrinkly lady;) ;) j/k i did it because you allways give people advice

Tyrion
11-09-2002, 02:41 AM
At least I know I have a good part in this..;)

Father Torque
11-09-2002, 02:44 AM
ok im starting the script tommarow at 2:00 so who ever doesnt sign up by then that is not on the list you have until then to sign up so i can get the script done by tommarow nite

Tyrion
11-09-2002, 02:45 AM
Now since I am already on the list, do I need to sign or am I set?

Father Torque
11-09-2002, 02:49 AM
you are set only people who arent on the list need too;) you are gonna be the main dude along with jedi 323 and Agen Terminator(spoon boy):D :D

Elijah
11-09-2002, 03:00 AM
Me... I'll be... Aragorn!

Father Torque
11-09-2002, 03:01 AM
ok Zdawg you can be aragon;)

Boba Rhett
11-09-2002, 03:33 AM
So what do we do now? And can I talk more and pop up through out the thing than the actual Oracle does? Maybe somebody can pull me around in a cart or somethng. :D

Darth Groovy
11-09-2002, 04:35 AM
That's funny, in another thread I am Dozer. Too bad it rhymes with hoser!:p

I dont know about those Ork though, I hear they smell like feet.

obi
11-09-2002, 07:32 AM
Heh, Tyrion is a little whiney bitch and Rhett is an old woman hwo gets his vase broke. :p

ondrahosek
11-09-2002, 09:04 AM
Rogue Nine - Switch

(Switch is the anme of the blonde woman that gets unplugged by Cypher with Apoc)

TheHobGoblin
11-09-2002, 09:09 AM
I wanna be that dwarf. I forgot his name. I just like those guys :P

greedo626
11-09-2002, 09:15 AM
and I would be Neo, right? I'm always learning his lines:D

Hekx
11-09-2002, 09:19 AM
Can I be Gollum? :)

I bet this story's going to be funny :lol:

Matt-Liell
11-09-2002, 09:42 AM
its LEGOLAS not legolis just to let u know! (i want that part!)

Father Torque
11-09-2002, 10:22 PM
Sorry that i didnt reply earlier i was at a funeral and didnt get back until 6;00 so i re did the members and i have started something tell me if you like it or if it just plain sucks(be honest)
P.S it gets better in the next scene which i am working on right now
ENJOY

Yadu- Legolas
Hekx Noxu- Gollum
Greedo626- Neo
Rogue Nine- Switch
Darth Groovy- Head Orc
Boba Rhett- The Oracle
Zdawg- Aragon
Tyrion- Frodo
LeXX- Trinity
Obi wan 13- Gandlaf the Grey
Darklighter- Agent Smith
Zbomber- Morpheous
Father Torque- Gimli
Sivy B- Tank
Agen Terminator- Spoon boy
Gonkh8er- Apoc
Rskateboy- Sam
Jedi Monk- Mary
Jedi 323- Pippin



-Frodo skips down the mainframe highway singing “We want the funk when he bumps into Morpheous*

Frodo- Hello

Morphous- YOU ARE THE ONE

-The Oracle suddenly pops out of the garbage can and hits morpheous with a baseball and Morpheous falls too the ground-

Oracle- That’ll teach you a lesson, telling innocent viruses that they are THE ONE.

Frodo- Im not a virus im a real boy

-Suddenly frodo’s tow nails start growing bigger-

Frodo- wow Deja Vu

-Morpheos rises to his feet-

Morpheos -What did you say little virus

Frodo- Im not a virus

Morpheous- Shut up peck

-Trinity flies of roof and lands on Frodo-

Trinity- That’ll teach you ya little virus peck

Morpheous- Shut up Trinity he is THE ONE

Trinity- Sorry boss

-Trinity goes and hides in the corner of the alley-

-Frodo goes to Morpheous lair-

Morpheous- Ok peck red or blue

Frodo- What do you mean red or blue

Morpheous- What do you think I mean

-Frodo looks down at Morpheous’s hands and he sees 2 different cheeses-

Frodo- Ahhhhhhhhhh

Morpheous- So which one peck I don’t have all day

-Trinity whispers take the red one it tastes like pizza-

Frodo- Ill take them both

Morpheous- What do you think this is a traveling buffet

Frodo- Well ya

-Suddenly Marry and Pippin fall out of the roof with a bag of coconuts in their hands-

Trinity- Where did you get those coconuts

Mary & Pippin- We found them

Trinity- Where

Mary & Pippin- On your roof

Trinity- This is a temperate zone coconuts grow in tropical zones

Mary & Pippin- Maybe they migrated

Trinity- Co****s dont migrate you imbasils

Mary & Pippin- Maybe a swallow carried them over

Oracle- SHUT UP

Frodo- Deja Vu

-Morpheous hits homself on the head with a baseball bat and falls to the floor-

Frodo- WOW 3 Deja Vus that a record(Score)

Hope ya liked it Please add some extra lines if you want to help me make a master script:D :D :D

MaulerZ
11-09-2002, 10:28 PM
I never get any parts guess no one likes me :(

Father Torque
11-09-2002, 10:28 PM
ohhh yah forgot to mention Boba Rhett you are gonna get more lines beleive me Your oracle has no legs 1 arm and a right metal buttcheak:D :p

Father Torque
11-09-2002, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by IVI3GAD3TH
I never get any parts guess no one likes me :(


I can add you in since im nice who would you like to be (you gotta be someone who isnt on the list

MaulerZ
11-09-2002, 10:43 PM
Originally posted by Father Torque



I can add you in since im nice who would you like to be (you gotta be someone who isnt on the list

How bout Elrond........

Father Torque
11-09-2002, 10:48 PM
sure you can be Elron ;) ;)

MaulerZ
11-09-2002, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by Father Torque
sure you can be Elron ;) ;)

Thank you :cool: :cool: :cool:

XERXES
11-09-2002, 11:02 PM
im saruman

Father Torque
11-09-2002, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by XERXES
im saruman


OK XERXES you can be Sauruman;) ;)

MaulerZ
11-09-2002, 11:15 PM
Oh ya instead of an agent smith there should be an agent sauron :p

This is me


http://www.jackal-logic.com/agent-elrond.jpg

and another

http://www.theninemuses.net/art/Elrond1.jpg

obi
11-09-2002, 11:21 PM
Originally posted by XERXES
im saruman

Ah, I get to kick your ass in the two towers :p


and IVI3GAD3TH, that pic is hilarious :p

Jed
11-09-2002, 11:24 PM
Jedi323?!?!?!?!

Are you talking about me?

:confused:

MaulerZ
11-09-2002, 11:28 PM
what about Arwen?????? who will be her??????

obi
11-09-2002, 11:34 PM
Originally posted by IVI3GAD3TH
what about Arwen?????? who will be her??????

acdcfanbill :D

Father Torque
11-09-2002, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by Jedi220
Jedi323?!?!?!?!

Are you talking about me?

:confused:


Yes i thought your name was jedi323 srry bout that you still wanna be in?

MaulerZ
11-09-2002, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by obi-wan13


acdcfanbill :D

:lol: :p

Hekx
11-10-2002, 12:21 AM
Cool I'm Gollum :)
Thanks :p

obi, you know you want to be apart of the Matrix avatar revolution!
Join us!!


http://homepage.ntlworld.com/webb.home/avatars/Q.jpg
Ta-da! I might've chopped a bit of his hair off :D Ah well.. :)

MaulerZ
11-10-2002, 12:41 AM
Originally posted by Hekx Noxu
Cool I'm Gollum :)
Thanks :p

obi, you know you want to be apart of the Matrix avatar revolution!
Join us!!


http://homepage.ntlworld.com/webb.home/avatars/Q.jpg
Ta-da! I might've chopped a bit of his hair off :D Ah well.. :)

looks like a good avatar to me doesnt look like you gave him a hair cut......:cool:

Father Torque
11-10-2002, 02:10 AM
OK ill be done with the script by tommarow around 5;00:D anybody have advice or lines they want for their charecter(anybodys advice and help is accepted:p :p wish me luck

P.S i am gonna have the best script ever and im gonna sell it to people at my school:D :D

Tyrion
11-10-2002, 02:13 AM
I'm the guy who keeps getting jumped and has deja vu?

Cool:D

Father Torque
11-10-2002, 02:20 AM
has anyone besides Tyrion actually read the story???????:confused:

Lunatic Jedi
11-10-2002, 02:27 AM
I've been working on a spoof of LOTR for some time now. Just on and off. Haven't really dedicated myself to it.

Father Torque
11-10-2002, 02:35 AM
Hope your spoof is great good luck;) :D

P.S is mine very good so far

Father Torque
11-10-2002, 02:59 AM
does anyone else wanna be in the spoof????

Father Torque
11-10-2002, 01:36 PM
Yadu- Legolas
Hekx Noxu- Gollum
Greedo626- Neo
Rogue Nine- Switch
Darth Groovy- Head Orc
Boba Rhett- The Oracle
Zdawg- Aragon
Tyrion- Frodo
LeXX- Trinity
Obi wan 13- Gandlaf the Grey
Darklighter- Agent Smith
Zbomber- Morpheous
Father Torque- Gimli
Sivy B- Tank
Agen Terminator- Spoon boy
GonkH8er- Apoc
Rskateboy- Sam
Jedi Monk- Mary
Jedi 220- Pippin
IVI3GAD3TH- Elrond
XERXES-Sauruman

-Frodo skips down the mainframe highway singing we want the funk when he bumps into Morpheous*

Frodo- Hello

Morphous- YOU ARE THE ONE

-The Oracle suddenly pops out of the garbage can and hits morpheous with a baseball and Morpheous falls too the ground-

Oracle- That'll teach you a lesson, telling innocent viruses that they are THE ONE.

Frodo- Im not a virus im a real boy

-Suddenly frodos tow nails start growing bigger-

Frodo- wow Deja Vu

-Morpheos rises to his feet-

Morpheos -What did you say little virus

Frodo- Im not a virus

Morpheous- Shut up peck

-Trinity flies of roof and lands on Frodo-

Trinity- That'll teach you ya little virus peck

Morpheous- Shut up Trinity he is THE ONE

Trinity- Sorry boss

-Trinity goes and hides in the corner of the alley-

-Frodo goes to Morpheous lair-

Morpheous- Ok peck red or blue

Frodo- What do you mean red or blue

Morpheous- What do you think I mean

-Frodo looks down at MorpheousÃÔ hands and he sees 2 different cheeses-

Frodo- Ahhhhhhhhhh

Morpheous- So which one peck I donÃÕ have all day

-Trinity whispers take the red one it tastes like pizza-

Frodo- Ill take them both

Morpheous- What do you think this is a traveling buffet

Frodo- Well ya

-Suddenly Marry and Pippin fall out of the roof with a bag of coconuts in their hands-

Trinity- Where did you get those coconuts

Mary & Pippin- We found them

Trinity- Where

Mary & Pippin- On your roof

Trinity- This is a temperate zone coconuts grow in tropical zones

Mary & Pippin- Maybe they migrated

Trinity- Co****s dont migrate you imbasils

Mary & Pippin- Maybe a swallow carried them over

Oracle- SHUT UP

Frodo- Deja Vu

-Morpheous hits homself on the head with a baseball bat and falls to the floor-

Frodo- WOW 3 Deja Vus that a record(Score)

-Frodo takes red pill and falls asleep,many hours later he wakes up in a strange world

Frodo- What is this place

-Aragon pops out of his tube-

Aragon-Oooga Booga

Frodo-HOLY S***

-Aragon starts laughing and falls over the edge only to be caught by a mysteries figure in a shopping cart-

Aragon- Who are you

Strange Figure- Guess

Aragon- ummm

-There is a long pause-

-3 years later-

Aragon- Aha you are Clint Eastwood

Strange Figure-No I am THE ORACLE

-Aragon looks down-

Aragon- Grandma

Oracle- No, you dimwit

-A strange voice sound comes from Frodos tube thing-

Frodo- Hooray For the Red White and Blue

-Person next to Frodo takes off his shoe and hurls it at Frodo-

Frodo- What was that for I love that song

-Gimli appeasr to be the guy in thye next tube

Gimli- IÃÎ Russian you pumpkin pied hair cuted freak

-Suddenly everyone in Frodos row of tubes fall through into a sewer system which leads into a large lake of goo-

Frodo- WEEEEEEE

Gimli- BAHH HUMBUG

-At of the corner of his eye he sees The Spoon Boy on the side ¡¦

Frodo- what are you doing

Spoon boy- IÃÎ bending spoons for the orcs of sauruman

Frodo- Ohhh can I try

Spoon Boy- No its to dangerous

-Frodo starts sinking into the goo pit singing Å¥oo Waa Didi Didi Dum Didi Doo¡¦


I am only like 1/5 of the way done so if any of you can help and give me some script ideas(like sentences or scenes you think would be funny/cool:D

MaulerZ
11-10-2002, 01:55 PM
pretty good but.......................my name is not in the cast.....remember Im Elrond.......

Father Torque
11-10-2002, 03:49 PM
Sorry i will edit it right now:D

Breton
11-10-2002, 05:18 PM
Are you doing TTT too?

If so, can I be Théoden, king of Rohan?

Father Torque
11-10-2002, 07:08 PM
what is TTT?????????????????????????????????

Hekx
11-10-2002, 07:33 PM
The Two Towers = Lord of the Rings 2

Father Torque
11-10-2002, 07:45 PM
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh igotcha;) that is fine, its all the LOTR books and Martix 1 & 2:D i hope that answers your question Qui Gon

XERXES
11-10-2002, 10:36 PM
WTF!??! where am I?

Acrylic
11-10-2002, 10:47 PM
ill be in the spoof please! :D

Father Torque
11-11-2002, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by AcrylicGuitar
ill be in the spoof please! :D

OK who do you want to be i will only accept a few more people so you are lucky Acrilic

Originally posted by XERXES
WTF!??!where am I?

Sorry Xerxws i will add you in ive just have been extremely busy and its hard adding in new people cause then i have to change the script soooooooo you wanted to be Sauruman right

Breton
11-11-2002, 05:32 PM
Originally posted by Father Torque
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh igotcha;) that is fine, its all the LOTR books and Martix 1 & 2:D i hope that answers your question Qui Gon

Cool!

Just some Théoden quotes:

"I greet you, and maybe you look for welcome. But thruth to tell your welcome is doubtful here, Master Gandalf. You have ever been a herald of woe. Troubles follow you like crows, and ever the oftener the worse. I will not deceive you: when I heard that Shadowfax had come back riderless, I rejoiced at the return of the horse, but still more at the lack of the rider; and when Éomer brought the tidings that you had gone at last to your long home, I did not mourn. But news from afar is seldom sooth. Here you come again! And with you come evils worse than before, as might be expected. Why should I welcome you, Gandalf Stormcrow? Tell me that."

"we will have peace, when you and all your works have perished - and the works of your dark master to whom you would deliver us. You are a liar, Saruman, and a corrupter of men's hearts. You hold out your hand to me, and I perceive only a finger of the claw of Mordor. Cruel and cold! Even if your war on me was just - as it was not, for were you ten times as wise you would have no right to rule me and mine for your own profit as you desired - even so, what will you say of your torches in Westfold and the children that lie dead there? And they hewed Háma's body before the gates of the Hornburg, after he was dead. When you hang from a gibbet at your window for the sport of your own crows, I will have peace with you and Orthanc. So much for the house of Eorl. A lesser son of great sires am I, but I do not need to lick your fingers. Turn elsewither. But I fear your voice has lost its charm."

Hint:Both are to wizards

Breton
11-11-2002, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by Father Torque
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh igotcha;) that is fine, its all the LOTR books and Martix 1 & 2:D i hope that answers your question Qui Gon

Cool!

Just some Théoden quotes:

"I greet you, and maybe you look for welcome. But thruth to tell your welcome is doubtful here, Master Gandalf. You have ever been a herald of woe. Troubles follow you like crows, and ever the oftener the worse. I will not deceive you: when I heard that Shadowfax had come back riderless, I rejoiced at the return of the horse, but still more at the lack of the rider; and when Éomer brought the tidings that you had gone at last to your long home, I did not mourn. But news from afar is seldom sooth. Here you come again! And with you come evils worse than before, as might be expected. Why should I welcome you, Gandalf Stormcrow? Tell me that."

"we will have peace, when you and all your works have perished - and the works of your dark master to whom you would deliver us. You are a liar, Saruman, and a corrupter of men's hearts. You hold out your hand to me, and I perceive only a finger of the claw of Mordor. Cruel and cold! Even if your war on me was just - as it was not, for were you ten times as wise you would have no right to rule me and mine for your own profit as you desired - even so, what will you say of your torches in Westfold and the children that lie dead there? And they hewed Háma's body before the gates of the Hornburg, after he was dead. When you hang from a gibbet at your window for the sport of your own crows, I will have peace with you and Orthanc. So much for the house of Eorl. A lesser son of great sires am I, but I do not need to lick your fingers. Turn elsewither. But I fear your voice has lost its charm."

Hint:Both are said to wizards