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Clem
11-09-2002, 09:39 PM
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a chef. I figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy enough.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory. I tried, but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

SO I RETIRED...

just got mailed that ... thought it was amusing

Acrylic
11-09-2002, 09:49 PM
Lol. Thats funny!

(Never thought id make my 500th post that....Oh well....)
*waiting for people to say happy 500th post*

Clem
11-09-2002, 10:00 PM
happy 500

0.5k

50%

wow

:)

:cheers:

Boba Rhett
11-09-2002, 10:08 PM
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)

Clem
11-09-2002, 10:12 PM
random posts from the mind of rhett

tune in next week, dont miss it :)

MaulerZ
11-09-2002, 10:14 PM
@Clem lol who sent you that

@:rhett: :lol: :p

Boba Rhett
11-09-2002, 10:15 PM
Random? It's a pun! :p

Rogue Nine
11-09-2002, 10:23 PM
Ugh. Enough with the puns.

Boba Rhett
11-09-2002, 10:32 PM
But puns are so delightfully amusing. :)

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.


Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

GonkH8er
11-10-2002, 12:49 AM
Originally posted by Boba Rhett
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

ergh.... you should be punished :D

Jah Warrior
11-10-2002, 05:03 AM
lol this thread is very very punny!

Divine Spirit
11-10-2002, 11:23 AM
i tried to be an airline pilot but my career never got off the ground


- thats the best i could manage :D

Mex
11-10-2002, 11:44 AM
I tried to do my test but I failed, so they threw the book at me!!

LOL