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obi
11-09-2002, 11:00 PM
Reb Starblazer sent me this, and I found it hilarious!


Thanks Reb!!! :D :D :D



http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml

CagedCrado
11-09-2002, 11:07 PM
ROFL.... Canada has a warship eh? I wonder whod give them that.

Taos
11-09-2002, 11:14 PM
Who are they going to war with eh? New Foundland???? Or perhaps Greenland?


:D




:rofl:


lol reb!! ;)

Breton
11-09-2002, 11:19 PM
"The U.N. said the incident is already under investigation, and promised swift action against those found responsible for giving the Canadians guns. Initial findings indicate that the Vancouver crew may have been watching too many American television shows. "



:lol: :lol: :rofl:

Boba Rhett
11-09-2002, 11:26 PM
I always imagined it being a canoe with two guys in it with a bow and arrow. Guess I was wrong. Oh well. :)

Professor Snape
11-09-2002, 11:47 PM
eh? Remember when we dropped a bomb and it acciedently killed 5 canadian armymen? Well sry to canadians but i think we took out ur whole army with that cuz i've never heard of a canadian army. Canadian is how should i say this...............peaceful

Darth_Rommel
11-10-2002, 12:30 AM
Yes, it was very funny when America bombed those Canadian soldiers! :( ...

Anyways... That site is hilarious, Obi! :D Be sure to check some of the other articles on there, guys! :p

EDIT: :D http://www.satirewire.com/news/0010/international.shtml

http://www.satirewire.com/news/0111/microsoft_settlement.shtml

JediNyt
11-10-2002, 12:32 AM
I like Canada. We all need to be more like them. ;)

TheJackal
11-10-2002, 12:41 AM
Originally posted by Dark Helmet III
eh? Remember when we dropped a bomb and it acciedently killed 5 canadian armymen? Well sry to canadians but i think we took out ur whole army with that cuz i've never heard of a canadian army.



F*** you


Seriously, we lost soldiers because of a stupid mistake from one American pilot. And you guys laugh at it. I dont remember Canada laughing when American soldiers died... or in fact Sept11.

I have a sence of humour and I laugh at Canadian jokes, like the beaver or canoe jokes. And that our army is nothing but pea shooters. But I do NOT find it funny when someone laughs at people who got killed.


--- In all seriousness. Canada has an army like everybody other goddamn country out there. Its just we dont care for it. We dont give citizens a free gun by opening an account at a bank. Just look at the documentary Bowling to Columbine.

obi
11-10-2002, 12:46 AM
Jackal, I had no intentions of any of this. I was posting something that was funny and that had nothing to do with any sort of bombings.

Once again, I appologize.

Reb Starblazer
11-10-2002, 01:01 AM
Jackel, look don't worry about it too much man. Stuff like this always happens, but we just gotta stand tall and get past it. It was a shame what happened, and most Americans(who actually heard about this, it didn't get much coverage in the States for obvious reasons), will be just as sympathetic as any Canadian. There are people who just don't understand though, but, tel est la vie Jacques.

There's plenty of people who get surprised whenever we mention the Canadian Army. Truth is though, the Canadian Army is actually one of the best trained in the world. But not being very well known kinda works out for us in a way. We'll be just standing around, looking all "peaceful" and then BAM, we hit them outta nowhere. Heh, no one ever suspects the Canadians... uh...

*Walks out of thread whistling* :D

Tyrion
11-10-2002, 01:23 AM
Canadian..they're after us. First, they'd give a "tribute" to the americans of "special" mapel surup,which is filled with sleep powder. Then they come in and kill us. Then they come in and make more. Then they do it to the rest of the world. Then they go all nazi on us...

:D

TheJackal
11-10-2002, 02:36 PM
dont worry obi-wan13 i wasnt mad at you. I was mad at Dark Helmet III for making that stupid joke about dead canadians.


I know Canada has a little known army. I know people make fun of it. I dont care, I laugh it off. But when people laugh at the dead that makes me mad. Its like when I hear people making Bin Laden jokes or Sniper jokes, those people dont have a sence of humour.


ON A LIGHTER SIDE:

Here's a my favorite site for Canadian propaganda

http://www.standonguard.com/

edit: sorry Darth_Rommel i was talking about Helmet III :D

C'jais
11-10-2002, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by Leemu Taos
Who are they going to war with eh? New Foundland???? Or perhaps Greenland?


Hey!

Who said greenland?
Denmark will defend greenland till the last, with both our submarines, warships and elite "frømænd"... Just stay the hell away :lol:

You should check out "Canadian bacon" - funny movie that deals with the same sort of satire.

Reb Starblazer
11-10-2002, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by Darth_Rommel
Yes, it was very funny when America bombed those Canadian soldiers! :( ...


Actually Jackel, notice the sad smile after that sentence. Rommel and I (and I actually thought you were too) were talking about what Dark Helmet III said. I didn't know you were talking about Rommel. Rommel was basically saying "oh yes, it was real ****in funny when you guys killed our soldiers wasn't it? OH yea, hardy har har, just ****in hilarious..."

If you notice his location, he's Canadian too...

I think you just misinterpreted his post Jackel, that's all. Not trying to come down on you or anything...

EDIT: Actually Leemu, Newfoundland is a part of Canada :p

EDIT EDIT: That site is hilarious Jackel, "Instruct all soldiers to sing morale-defeating Stompin' Tom songs loud enough to be heard over the US-Canada border.":lol:

TheJackal
11-10-2002, 02:48 PM
Yeah Reb Starblazer i noticed that a bit after. I ment DarkHelmet, not Rommel. I typed a bit too quickly on that last post. but my original "pissed off post" was aimed at DarkHelmet.

Sorry for the confusion :)

Rogue Nine
11-10-2002, 02:51 PM
And it's not usually a good idea to piss of an admin. :p

Hey, I've got a buncha friends that are Canadian...this is a humor post, so no one should have said anything negative.

CagedCrado
11-10-2002, 11:46 PM
dont blame the american pilot, a canadian pilot could have done the same, its war, **** happens.

wassup
11-11-2002, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by JediNyt
I like Canada. We all need to be more like them. ;)

well said, as I am a Canadian :cool:, and I can't figure out y everyone thinks Canadians r so...umm...i dunno...cowards? dumb?
tell me y!!!!!!!

Darth Talliusc
11-11-2002, 12:05 AM
leemu im hurt. canada going to war with newfoundland?...... you DO realize that newfoundland is part of canada right? sorry but if that was meant to be funny and you knew that then it just doesnt make sense. it'd be like england going to war with london. doesnt fit in my skull.

and yeah our canadian army is kinda sad. at one point we only had 2 working submarines............................ and one was in the west edmonton mall :rolleyes:

rest assured though, it prevented many a petty theft from the bay :D

oh well, we canucks may not have the prettiest accent (take off eh!) and we may not have the biggest army, but dag nabbit we DO have a good reputation.

and despite the popular steriotypes *looks down at his flannel shirt, bottle of beer, empty tim hortons cofee cup and..................... nevermind.

Rogue Nine
11-11-2002, 12:06 AM
I don't know what yer all talkin' aboot. :D

;)

ZBomber
11-11-2002, 12:09 AM
Originally posted by CagedCrado
dont blame the american pilot, a canadian pilot could have done the same, its war, **** happens.

... :eyeraise:

No one thinks Canada's dumb. People just like making fun of Canada, because we are good friebnds, and we are not gonna go to war or nothin... .Its like when you tell your friends they suck. You don't really mean it,Your just joking. :)

Pisces
11-11-2002, 12:12 AM
Well, I be Canadian, and I must say. That we've always had a reputation for having a tough army...just a damn shame it's that small. So we don't go to war with people, so what? It sounds like some people disapprove of it.:D

And I read the article and it was pretty good.

And if you want to see some funny Canadian stereotypes, watch a Molson commercial. Those are good. :D

Taos
11-11-2002, 12:41 AM
Originally posted by Darth Talliusc
leemu im hurt. canada going to war with newfoundland?...... you DO realize that newfoundland is part of canada right? sorry but if that was meant to be funny and you knew that then it just doesnt make sense. it'd be like england going to war with london. doesnt fit in my skull.



Yeah man, I do know that Newfoundland is a part of Canada.......thank you for making me clear this up (you too Reb ;) ). I do have a college bachelors degree......so I am edumicated. :D

Darth Talliusc
11-11-2002, 05:58 PM
hahhaha, sorry leemu taos, i never meant to call your intelligence into question, i merely wished to know what you meant. thanks for clearing that up.


the molson commercials rock! all canadian beer commercials do :D my favourite is the one where theres and american girl talking to a canadian guy

girl: hey you're canadian right?

guy: yeah, why?

girl: do you know a guy named glenn? he works in an office.

guy: oh yeah, office glenn.... hes dead *walks off*.




ok maybe that wasnt it exactly but ya still gotta love it.

Professor Snape
11-11-2002, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by TheJackal



F*** you


Seriously, we lost soldiers because of a stupid mistake from one American pilot. And you guys laugh at it. I dont remember Canada laughing when American soldiers died... or in fact Sept11.



hey i'm sry. I really meant that canadian army was small. I wasn't laughing at the solders. I admit that the pilot wasn't paying attention and it was his fault that they died. I wasn't laughing at the death. I was laughing at the size of the army