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Darth Groovy
11-10-2002, 02:51 AM
I originally started this at New Revolutionary Gameing Forums. This is similar to the VS thread, only you must pick the most favorable of two choices and then add your own. For example, I will start.

Would you rather............

Eat a leech, or listen to a Yoko Ono CD all day?

Darth Groovy
11-10-2002, 02:52 AM
Eat a leech


Would you rather...............
eat a leech, or spend a long amount of time in a Turkish Prison?

Father Torque
11-10-2002, 02:53 AM
Would you rather Eat a leech or eat a bicycle:D :D

Darth Groovy
11-10-2002, 02:54 AM
Eat a bicycle.


Would you rather..........

Eat a bicycle, or listen to "Dueling Banjos" for 48 hours?

Father Torque
11-10-2002, 02:57 AM
listen to deuling banjos

would you rather listen to deuling banjos for 48 hours or listen to Ann Murray for 48 hours

JediNyt
11-10-2002, 02:58 AM
Banjos

Would you rather listen to dueling banjos for 48 hours or smell your own fart?

Father Torque
11-10-2002, 03:00 AM
(i love smelling my farts):D :D

would you rather smell your own fart or smell your own fart while listening to Hoku

Darth Groovy
11-10-2002, 03:08 AM
*sighs* ok,.........smelling your fart

Would you rather.........

Smell your own, or show up at your school in a loin cloth?

Father Torque
11-10-2002, 03:10 AM
smell my fart

Would you rather smell your own fart or smell your moms fart:eek: :eek:

Tyrion
11-10-2002, 03:12 AM
Smell my own fart.

Would you rather eat a mud ball or eat a roach?

Father Torque
11-10-2002, 03:14 AM
smell own fart


would you rather smell own fart or watch the same episode of law and order for 24 hours

Tyrion
11-10-2002, 03:16 AM
watch the same episode of law and order for 24 hours

watch the same episode of law and order for 24 hours or watch the yatta song for 2 hours?

(edit- doh, we were editing by accident:p )

JediNyt
11-10-2002, 03:16 AM
Eat the roach. Mmm protien.:)

Oh damn I was too slow. Ok Listen to yatta.

Would you rather listen to yatta song for 2 hours or jump in and out of a frozen lake?

Lets get more people on this thread.

Father Torque
11-10-2002, 03:18 AM
jump in cold lake

would you rather jump in cold lake or jump into scorcing lake with a ski coat on

-s/<itzo-
11-10-2002, 03:26 AM
jump in cold lake



jump in a cold lake or play yhatsi

Darth Groovy
11-10-2002, 03:33 AM
Play Yahtsi

Would you rather...........

Play Yahtsi, or play Star Wars Monopoly? :)

ondrahosek
11-10-2002, 03:49 AM
Play Star Wars Monopoly


Would you rather...

Play Star Wars Monopoly or eat a bug?

Darth Groovy
11-10-2002, 04:02 AM
Play Star Wars Monopoly :)

Would you rather................

Play Star Wars Monopoly, or play Hungry hungry hippos?

JediNyt
11-10-2002, 04:03 AM
Play Star Wars Monopoly.

Would you rather play SW Monopoly or make love to Mara Jade?

Darth Groovy
11-10-2002, 04:08 AM
Play Star Wars Monopoly(Mara Jade is not real)

Would you rather............

Play Star Wars Monopoly, or play Twister with some midget wrestelers?

Tyrion
11-10-2002, 04:19 AM
Play Star Wars Monopoly

Would you Play Star Wars Monopoly or hit yourself for an hour with a rubber mallot?

JediNyt
11-10-2002, 04:22 AM
Mara Jade is not real.
Its a funny game who said it was supossed to be realistic? Who would ever consider jumping into a scalding lake or hitting themself with a rubber mallet? Duh. But if ya like Monopoly better thats cool. I do too.

Darth Groovy
11-10-2002, 06:48 AM
hit yourself with a rubber mallot for an hour

Would you rather.........

hit yoursefl with a rubber mallot for an hour, or jump into a burning building?

BCanr2d2
11-10-2002, 06:54 AM
Rubber Mallet.............................woohoo!!

Would you rather hit yourself with a rubber mallet for an hour OR star in Episode 3?

Darth Groovy
11-10-2002, 06:56 AM
Episode 3 baby!

Would you rather......

Star in Episode Three, or star in a James Bond Movie, as James Bond!?

BCanr2d2
11-10-2002, 07:03 AM
Would you rather star in Episode 3, or would you rather star in Episode 3 in the Darth Vader costume???

Kstar__2
11-10-2002, 07:05 AM
star in ep3, or star in epIV as skywalker, luke skywalker:p

mima kake
11-10-2002, 07:58 AM
would you like to be in ep 3 or being george lucas

Junior™
11-10-2002, 08:05 AM
would you rather be George Lucas or Ron Gilbert?

DiRtY $oUtH™
11-10-2002, 10:24 AM
George Lucas

Would you rather be George Lucas or sleep with a gay wookie one night?

Mex
11-10-2002, 10:36 AM
Sleep with a gay wookiee! :)

Would you rather sleep with a gay wookiee one night
Or
Have a lightsaber fight with The Emporer :D

DiRtY $oUtH™
11-10-2002, 10:40 AM
have a lightsaber fight with the emperor.

Would you rather have a lightsaber fight with the emperor or make out with an ewok?

Arreat
11-10-2002, 10:44 AM
make out with an ewok...

would u rather make out with an ewok or Yoda?

DiRtY $oUtH™
11-10-2002, 10:47 AM
yoda

would you rather make out with yoda or spank padme?

Phizzle
11-10-2002, 10:47 AM
Yoda of course



Make out with Yoda, or buy an XBox

DiRtY $oUtH™
11-10-2002, 10:50 AM
buy an X-Box

Would you rather buy an X-box or have sex with a drunk jawa?

Arreat
11-10-2002, 11:02 AM
have sex with a drunken jawa...

have sex with a drunken jawa or watch tv listings all day?

Hekx
11-10-2002, 11:28 AM
watch tv listings all day

Would you rather watch tv listings all day or watch the microwave all day?

ckcsaber
11-10-2002, 11:34 AM
Watch TV listings

Watch TV listings or watch Jabba the Hutt give you a lap dance?

Jed
11-10-2002, 11:42 AM
Watch TV listings.

Watch TV listings or make everyone a Matrix Revolution AV?

ondrahosek
11-10-2002, 12:40 PM
make everyone a Matrix Revolution AV!

Woot Woot! - I am good at that - and still half of the people will want no Matrix avvy...

Would you like more to...
make everyone a Matrix Revolution AV or sleep with Mon Mothma?

DiRtY $oUtH™
11-10-2002, 09:13 PM
make everyone a Matrix Revolution AV

would you rather make everyone a Matrix Revolution AV or sleep with leia?

Darth Groovy
11-11-2002, 09:42 AM
Sleep with Leia

Would you rather........

Sleep with Leia or sleep with Jabba The Hutt?

DiRtY $oUtH™
11-11-2002, 11:27 AM
sleep with leia

would you rather sleep with leia or make out with padme?

ondrahosek
11-11-2002, 12:25 PM
Make out with Padmé

Would you rather...
Kill Greedo or Boba Fett?

Darth Groovy
11-12-2002, 04:42 AM
Kill Boba Fett

Would you rather...........

Kill Boba Fett, or Ride in a home made canoe.

Boba Rhett
11-12-2002, 04:44 AM
Kill Boba Fett

Extra Crispy or Original?

Darth Groovy
11-12-2002, 04:50 AM
Extra Krispy Boba Fett

Would you rather kill Extra Krispy Boba Fett, or spend the weekend in a Lundon Dungeon?

Boba Rhett
11-12-2002, 04:53 AM
It depends.... Who else is in the dungeon and do I get the whip?



Kiss a goat or french a deer?

Darth Groovy
11-12-2002, 05:02 AM
Kiss the goat

Would you rather..........

Kiss a goat, or ride a rhinocerous in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?

ondrahosek
11-12-2002, 11:50 AM
Kiss a goat

Would you rather kiss a goat or kill the president of the USA?

Darth Groovy
11-12-2002, 02:07 PM
I know you didn't mean harm, but alot of Veterans like me could take offense to that comment.

Kiss a Goat


Kiss a Goat Or Kiss a frog?

ckcsaber
11-12-2002, 03:29 PM
Kiss a goat. (Groovy, you're a Vet?)

Would you rather kiss a goat or a horse?

Hekx
11-12-2002, 03:35 PM
Kiss a.. errr... Horse :confused:

Would you rather kiss a horse or kiss Jabba the Hutt

Darth Groovy
11-15-2002, 12:38 AM
kiss a horse
Would you rather...........

Kiss a horse, or play with my Gerber All-in-one tool?


__________________

[RAA]-=Chi3f=-
11-15-2002, 01:46 PM
Kiss a horse


Would you rather...



Kiss a horse or spank leXX with a 2x4?

Skate Boy
11-15-2002, 01:49 PM
EWWW!

kiss a goat

kiss a goat or eat a live grub

[RAA]-=Chi3f=-
11-15-2002, 02:04 PM
Whoa silver. Where'd the goat come from, lol. Well you are spongebob so...



eat a live grub




Would you rather...



eat a live grub or drink hot wax

Skate Boy
11-15-2002, 02:08 PM
drink hot wax

drink hot wax or swin in vomit

Darth Groovy
11-16-2002, 01:32 AM
Drink Hot wax,

Would you rather, drink Hot Wax or post in the "Hey, you there" Thread.


Edit- I suppose this will get locked down as well. Thanks to Darth Yoda now no more game threads are allowed. Somebody always has to go and ruin too much of a good thing. Thanks alot fellas!:mad:

[RAA]-=Chi3f=-
11-16-2002, 03:02 AM
post in the "Hey, you there" Thread

would you rather...



post in the "Hey, you there" Thread or eat a 20lbs. cow rectum?

Bob Gnarly
11-16-2002, 09:23 AM
huh, i dont get this thread

Arreat
11-16-2002, 10:00 AM
post in the hey you there there...
would you post in the hey you there thread or get a anime avvy?

-s/<itzo-
11-16-2002, 09:08 PM
get a anime avvy



would you smoke some weed or drink some liquor

BCanr2d2
11-16-2002, 09:31 PM
Drink some liqour


Would you drink some liquor or go down a razor blade slide?

Arreat
11-16-2002, 11:05 PM
go down a razorblade slide...

go down a razor blade slide or go out with the person in ondrahorsek's(correct my spelling if its wrong)avvy?

Elessar-Eärfalas
11-20-2002, 08:59 PM
obviously go down a razorblade slide

go down a razorblade slide, or eat a razorblade

Pnut_Man
11-20-2002, 10:00 PM
Go down a razorblade slide.. (oww..:/)

Would you rather go down a razorblade slide or would you prefer being assraped (sorry just had to include it ;))

Pisces
11-20-2002, 10:42 PM
Uh, go down a razorblade slide.

Woudl you rather go down a razorblade slide or wear tight cactus underwear (needles in)

Darth Groovy
11-21-2002, 03:54 AM
cactus underwhere


would you rather...

wear cactus underwear or sell your soul to acdcfanbill?

BCanr2d2
11-21-2002, 04:05 AM
I'd sell my soul, hopefully the going rate is good!!!!
At least better than what Millhouse gave to Bart for his....


Would you sell your soul to acdcfanbill OR would you rather go watch AC/DC live in concert?

[RAA]-=Chi3f=-
11-21-2002, 06:19 AM
Go watch AC/DC live in concert?


Would you rather...



go watch AC/DC live in concert or give George Lucas a wedgie on behaf of the Swampies

Clemme w/Stick
11-21-2002, 12:54 PM
Watch TV Listings

Would you rather watch TV listings or be on the forums 24/7??

-Clemme

ckcsaber
11-21-2002, 03:33 PM
Would you be on the forums 24/7 or watch tv 24/7?

Bob Gnarly
11-21-2002, 06:42 PM
Would you be on the forums 24/7 Vs eat poop 24/7 .....i got that word stuck in my head....say it once and youll be hooked on it!

[RAA]-=Chi3f=-
11-21-2002, 06:46 PM
eat poop 24/7


would you rather...



eat poop 24/7 or eat a 747?

Bob Gnarly
11-21-2002, 06:51 PM
eat a 747 Vs eat Eets

X R Kun
11-22-2002, 12:24 AM
eat 747

would u rather eat 747 or kill terrorist onboard a 747?

TheWhiteRaider
11-22-2002, 01:50 AM
kill terrorist onboard a 747


Would you rather

kill terrorist onboard a 747.

or

be killed on board of a 747 by a terrorist.

Arreat
11-24-2002, 08:13 PM
kill a terrorist onboard a 747

wud u rather kill a terrorist onboard a 747
or
have your mom go out and spend $100 that was a gift to you for a special occasion!?

(AND YES MY F*CKING MOM DID SPEND MY F*CKING $100 ON SOME SH!T !!!!)

Pisces
11-24-2002, 10:29 PM
take out the terrorist

would you rather take down a terrorist or kill the person who has pissed you off the most

Arkum
11-24-2002, 10:55 PM
take down a terrorist


would you take down a terrorist or take down the most notorious criminal in the world

Pisces
11-24-2002, 11:04 PM
ohhhh. toughie. hhmmmmm.

Take down a notorious criminal

take down a notorious criminal, or be the notorious criminal

[RAA]-=Chi3f=-
11-24-2002, 11:31 PM
Take down a notorious criminal



Would you rather...

Take down a notorious criminal


or


Have the super powers of one of the X-men?

Pisces
11-24-2002, 11:33 PM
have the powers of an X-men
(then I could take down many notorious criminals)

have the powers of one of the X-men

or Spider-man.

Darth Groovy
11-25-2002, 11:04 PM
Have the Powers of Spiderman

Would you rather....

Have the powers of Spider man or drive an Aston Martin Vanquish 12?

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Sivy
11-25-2002, 11:07 PM
nice car, but i have to say having the powers of spider-man


having the powers of spider-man or being a billionaire

Pisces
11-25-2002, 11:11 PM
Spider-man
would you rather be Spider-man or...telekinetic

Sivy
11-25-2002, 11:13 PM
that would be good if anyone throws pig's blood over you but i'd still rather be spider-man

spider-man or be a jedi

Pisces
11-25-2002, 11:16 PM
^ Someone reads Stephen King :D

Spider-man

Spider-man or superman.

-s/<itzo-
11-25-2002, 11:19 PM
super man


would you rather be superman or invisible-man.

Pisces
11-25-2002, 11:36 PM
super man

super man or the guy in -s/<itzo- av

Darth Groovy
11-26-2002, 01:02 AM
Superman

Would you rather be Superman, or put on a Kilt and play the bagpipes?

Yoda_623
11-26-2002, 01:13 AM
Superman

Would you rather be Superman or Batman?

JediNyt
11-26-2002, 01:22 AM
Batman (I dont care for Super man. The whole invincibility god man thing is lame. Oooo kriptonite! Big deal. Like thats common.:roleyess: )

Would you rather be Batman or a Predator? :evil2:

Darth Groovy
11-26-2002, 04:49 AM
Be a predator

Would you rather be a predator, or be a ten foot bananna sucking wambat with radar vision?

leXX
11-26-2002, 05:20 AM
Be a Predator

Would you rather be a Predator or and Alien?

[RAA]-=Chi3f=-
11-26-2002, 06:23 AM
Be a Predator


woiuld you rather...


be a Predator or run for president

-s/<itzo-
11-26-2002, 02:38 PM
run for president


would you rather...


run for president or run a marathon

Pisces
11-26-2002, 04:42 PM
run for president
(soooo lazy)

run for president or run to a tropical place

Bob Gnarly
11-26-2002, 04:50 PM
run to a tropical place Vs Run a tropical place

Arreat
11-26-2002, 04:58 PM
run a tropical place...

run a tropical place or run the whole world with no one on it

[RAA]-=Chi3f=-
11-26-2002, 05:35 PM
run a tropical place




run a tropical place vs. Get a pie in the face!

Sivy
11-27-2002, 09:29 AM
run a tropical place or be the king of the world

-s/<itzo-
11-27-2002, 12:16 PM
be the king of the world



be the king of the world or be the master of the universe

Sivy
11-27-2002, 09:15 PM
master of the universe or be irresistible to woman (like me :p )

Pisces
11-27-2002, 10:39 PM
master of the universe

master of the universe or the guy (or girl) that everyone likes

Yoda_623
11-27-2002, 10:42 PM
Master of the Universe...

Woud you rather be Master of the Universe or Master of the Obvious? :)

Pisces
11-27-2002, 10:51 PM
Master of the Universe

master of the universe, or master of all :D

JediNyt
11-28-2002, 12:17 AM
Ok enough master stuff.

Master of the universe.

Would you rather be master of the universe or be Kyle Katarn Jedi mercenary with really hot girl friend Jan Ors?

GonkH8er
11-28-2002, 12:21 AM
master of the universe


master of the universe, or repeatedly stab a gonk with a steak knife

JediNyt
11-28-2002, 12:44 AM
Stab gonk with knife.

Stab gonk with knife or beat the crap out of Brittney Spears?

BCanr2d2
11-28-2002, 08:09 AM
Stab gonk with knife.

Would you repeatedly stab a gonk with a knife, or get intimate with Britney Spears........

GonkH8er
11-28-2002, 09:01 AM
repeatedly stab a gonk with a knife

repeatedly stab a gonk with a knife or get intimate with me ;)

[RAA]-=Chi3f=-
11-28-2002, 01:00 PM
:eek:....








repeatedly stab a gonk with a knife, absolutely!


would you rather...



repeatedly stab a gonk with a knife or arm wrestle a drunken Ewok :ewok:

DiRtY $oUtH™
11-28-2002, 06:05 PM
arm wrestle a drunken Ewok :ewok:


arm wrestle a drunken Ewok :ewok: or sleep with Yoda?

Arreat
11-28-2002, 06:54 PM
arm wrestle a drunken ewok...

arm wrestle a drunken ewok or resurrect the matrix revolution?
(is it alive still?)

DiRtY $oUtH™
11-28-2002, 07:14 PM
arm wrestle a drunken ewok

arm wrestle a drunken ewok or kill kermit the frog?

Sivy
11-28-2002, 07:17 PM
arm wrestle a drunken ewok or kick c-3po in the head

-s/<itzo-
11-28-2002, 07:25 PM
kick c-3po in the head



would you rather....


kick c-3po in the head or play spin the bottle with padme

DiRtY $oUtH™
11-29-2002, 12:04 AM
play spin the bottle with padme

play spin the bottle with padme or sleep with Leia?

JediNyt
11-29-2002, 02:23 AM
Sleep with Leia(in her prime of course.).

Would you rather sleep with Leia or streak through a mall for a million dollars?

DiRtY $oUtH™
11-29-2002, 11:08 AM
Sleep with Leia(in her prime of course)

Sleep with Leia(in her prime of course) or play cops and robbers with a drunk Zebra?