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jimmycracker
11-10-2002, 04:16 PM
How much wood could a lechuck chuck if a lechuck could chuck wood…

(I am prepared to get flamed)

jimmycracker
11-10-2002, 04:31 PM
Ah, it would take 24 mins. … I think.

You know, I never knew a woodchuck was actually an animal until now.

Added:
What happened to your post just now? About woodchucks paw size and everything? Blast. Now I look like a wacko.

Junior™
11-10-2002, 07:42 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, I proudly present....an insane person ^
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jimmycracker
11-10-2002, 09:34 PM
I sware on the dirt covering the top of my tombstone, he really did make a post!!
He said something about the number of chucks a woodchuck could wood in a minute, and then… oh, forget it, no one will ever believe me. I suppose I'll go on home and feed my chickens.

Yoghurt
11-11-2002, 08:04 AM
a lechuck couldn't chuck an amount of wood since a lecuck can't chuck wood :D

jimmycracker
11-11-2002, 03:59 PM
Ah, but that's where you're wrong. A lechuck in fact CAN chuck wood. :p

Yoghurt
11-12-2002, 03:17 AM
ok.....

even if a lechuck can chuck wood and would chuck would, a lechuck wouldn't chuck an amout of would since a lechuck doesn't want to chuck wood :jawa

jannar85
11-12-2002, 04:42 AM
*jannar85 waves to Jimmy's cracker

LeChuck can't chuck Chuck, cuz LeChuck was really Chuck, Chuck, Chuck!

jimmycracker
11-12-2002, 06:21 PM
Unless Lechuck was a chicken then he could cluck an amount of wood. Cluck! Cluck! Cluck!

Hellbeard
11-12-2002, 08:13 PM
This thread is morally offensive to me.:(

Das Mole
11-12-2002, 08:14 PM
What's the point of this thread?

jimmycracker
11-12-2002, 08:27 PM
The point will never end, because points have 2 ends and they go in both directions.

Yoghurt
11-13-2002, 03:21 AM
I like this thread :D

Jack the Black
11-13-2002, 05:53 AM
I am getting a headache trying to figure what is going on in this thread :confused:

Yoghurt
11-13-2002, 07:34 AM
It's not worth it Jack...

Just spam along :D

Jack the Black
11-13-2002, 10:53 AM
Agh! A SPAM thread!

No wondering it makes no sense.

Kryllith
11-13-2002, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by jimmycracker
The point will never end, because points have 2 ends and they go in both directions.
Points don't go in any directions, lines do. But then lines don't have ends. If you're saying there are 2 ends then I guess you're talking about a segment. :)

Kryllith

Alien426
11-13-2002, 01:04 PM
Howie kicks Johnny's butt.

Yoghurt
11-13-2002, 04:28 PM
i think you could say a point has 4 ends....

at least, if the point is a square point. Round points don't work like that :)

take this point for example:
.

jimmycracker
11-13-2002, 06:03 PM
Ah, blast. Well, anyway, I meant point as in a point in your life, which has two ends. Starts at the first end, and ends at the second. Unless the mayor just announced that we have to do everything backwards, then obviously it's the opposite.
By the way, what's the opposite of opposite? Don't tell me same. I don't like the word same. Sounds like sane. I'm not sane.
Anyway, I have to go and feed my chickens now. Perhaps my turkeys can take over… for now… (insert dramatic music)

Das Mole
11-13-2002, 07:28 PM
Someone close this thread or something! This thread is retarded, not to mention a waste of space.

jimmycracker
11-13-2002, 08:19 PM
Bah. This thread is fantastic. Now run. Run as fast as you can…

Hellbeard
11-13-2002, 08:39 PM
You can never catch me! I'm the Jimmy Cracker Man!!

jimmycracker
11-13-2002, 08:54 PM
You do not know who/what Jimmy Cracker is…...…
http://www.geocities.com/niemmet/jimmycracker1.gif

Alien426
11-14-2002, 01:34 AM
Originally posted by Yoghurt
i think you could say a point has 4 ends....

at least, if the point is a square point. Round points don't work like that :)

take this point for example:
.
No. One can't even draw a point. A point has no dimension. You can only mark a point using an X.

Yoghurt
11-14-2002, 03:19 AM
That's not the point,

To mark a point with an X, the point should be a treasure or sometin... or a chest with some ticket in it.

You could also point something with an arrow. Look at your windows for instance, what's that arrow called?

a pointer :rolleyes: you follow me, so it don't matter what you use, you could always point something or somewhat

Alien426
11-14-2002, 03:42 AM
"It's entirely pointy!"

You mean spot. X marks the spot.

Arrows should only be used to shoot at something (http://poetry.rotten.com/bowhunter/).
Disclaimer: Follow the link at your own risk. Some may find it too gory.

Kryllith
11-14-2002, 04:03 PM
Yeap Yeap, x's aren't use to mark points, they're used to mark spots. Dots are used to mark points, but the point itself doesn't have any dimension. Of course, the x is simply two segments, formed up of points, represented by dots, so ultimately the point of the dots is to make up the segments that form the x that marks the spot which contains buried treasure... least in this segment of the thread. And we come full circle...

Kryllith

Das Mole
11-14-2002, 07:00 PM
A point is (as a noun):
An individual detail
The most important essential of anything
A purpose
A GEOMETRIC ELEMENT THAT HAS POSITION BUT NO SIZE
A particular place
A locality
A particular stage or degree
A sharp end (tip)
A projecting piece of land
A punctuation mark esp. PERIOD
A decimal mark
One of the divisions of the compass
A unit of counting (as in a game score)

A point is also (as a verb now):
To furnish with a point (sharpen)
Punctuate
To seperate a decimal fraction from an integer by a decimal point
To indicate something esp. by extending a finger, usually the index finger
To direct attention to <~out an error>
Aim, direct
To lie extended, aimed, or turned in a particular direction (FACE, LOOK)


SO NOW IT'S SETTLED

jimmycracker
11-14-2002, 07:44 PM
All right, new topic.
Why don't monkeys grow beards??
http://www.geocities.com/niemmet/SunGlassesSmall.gif

Yoghurt
11-15-2002, 03:19 AM
hmmm, that's a tough one...

Maybe because monkeys have bad breath...
You see... Monkeys remove the fleas from eachother, a beard ofcourse is a gigantic flee house :)

scabb
11-15-2002, 07:29 AM
I'm not sure. Ask Dilbert.

Hellbeard
11-15-2002, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by jimmycracker
All right, new topic.
Why don't monkeys grow beards??
Who said they Didn't?

jimmycracker
11-15-2002, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by Hellbeard

Who said they Didn't?

Umm… Dilbert?

RicardoLuigi...
11-15-2002, 10:28 PM
The answer to this question is something called logic. The reason that "monkeys don't grow beards" is because it's not in their genes! Their bodies and the way they grow do not require them to grow beards. That's like asking why guys don't frow beards until later on in life. It's because their body doesn't tell them to do that yet! It's just the way the species' bodies work!

jimmycracker
11-15-2002, 11:59 PM
New topic:
Name a word with no vowels.
Wait, I already know: "psst"
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=psst

Ok new topic:
When were wigs invented? Did they evolve from the word twig? I'm betting they did, because as you know, the Hamakaka Indians of 60 BC saw hair a sign of power and strength, and they tried to cheat the system by putting twigs on their heads.

Jack the Black
11-16-2002, 05:49 AM
Originally posted by jimmycracker
(I am prepared to get flamed)

Okay.

:flamethro

Take that.

Well this was a stupid thread to begin with so why not continue with stupidness.

RicardoLuigi...
11-16-2002, 09:56 AM
Wig is a shortened form of the word "Periwig".

It is unknown when the first wig was invented, and all that we know is that the ancient Egyptians shaved their heads and wore wigs to protect themselves from the sun and that the Assyrians, Phoenicians, Greeks, and Romans also wore wigs sometimes, too.
Next question please...
:D :D :D

jimmycracker
11-16-2002, 02:38 PM
Okay:
Who the hell came up with all these 4th grade phrases and when:
Person 1: Hey, you!
Person 2: What?
Person 3: You have five seconds to get rid of it.

You know what I'm talking about. All these stupid phrases that when I was in 4th grade, I would hear every damn second.

Question 2:
Why do I keep listening to this?!?! (http://yoga.tripod.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso.swf)

Question 3:
Why are all the ignorant highschoolers the popular ones?! (I don't want to be popular, of course, but it still drives me nuts)

Question 4: Wouldn't all the world's problems be solved if Earth got blown up by the Death Star?

Question 5: Who's better; God or doG?

Question 6: Why do we live to die?

Question 7: Why am I making this post?

Question 8: When would you rather die; at 2 or 90,000?

RicardoLuigi...
11-16-2002, 03:12 PM
Answer to:

Question:

1. The teacher
2. I wouldn't know, because I can't access the page
3. Because non-highschoolers are too smart
4. Pretty much
5. God
6. We don't live to die, we live to serve a purpose on the Earth
7. Because I asked what the next question was
8. 90,000

Acrylic
11-16-2002, 03:44 PM
Somebody close this thread. this is 100% spam. god, this is pointless. does anybody mod around here?

jimmycracker
11-16-2002, 05:09 PM
If only everyone thought like you…

Gabez
11-17-2002, 11:19 AM
I’m not against pointless threads, but this one is just becoming annoying.

Closed!