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Al-back from the BigWhoop
11-12-2002, 04:20 PM
since we last did MI story. and since we are in a reminiscing mood, lemme start a new one:
(remember guys, dont make your posts too big, 10 lines max)

Guybrush was wandering around, still stunned by his last adventure, trying to remember where in the fuzzy-nuzzy hell all that porcelaine came from, and wot did that naked LeChuck had to do with anything, when suddenly he tripped on a...

11-12-2002, 05:13 PM
Murray. Murray was sitting there trying to get attention so he could aquire Guybrushes legs. He wanted more than anything...

11-12-2002, 05:44 PM
... A body. Murry needed a strong body to take over the world. He was secretly gealous ever since he read the paper about some rash cow tipping. Murry looked down at Guybrush and said "Guybrush, your body is crap! I nned a body like LeChuck's if I ever want to beat that...

11-12-2002, 06:59 PM
giant purple donkey! I mean, come on i need something a little better!" Guybrush sighed and threw murray onto the big yellow gooey.......

11-12-2002, 09:59 PM
bee hive. Guybrush stood laughing for a moment whilst Murray released a flurry of insults. Guybrush then started walking off, but he tripped and...

11-13-2002, 02:30 AM
...fell down a cliff, then busted trough the roof of the prison of the village there, wich was...

11-13-2002, 06:27 AM
..full of horny pirate prisoners...they surrounded guybrush as he was down on the floor...to save hiss ass, guybrush pulled out his little...

11-13-2002, 07:04 AM
...blow-up doll. While she was entertaining the prisoners, Guybrush looked for an exit. Instead, he found a...

11-13-2002, 08:03 AM
...toilet...so guybrush took down his pants and started pushing out those old bananas he ate for lunch the other day...when all of a sudden he realised there is no TOILET PAPER!!! so naked and ashamed, with bits of poo still up hit butt, our hero ran out from the toilet and...

11-13-2002, 08:20 AM
found a band of purple flying monkeys. quick as a flash he told them all to find the girl with the red slippers and bring him to her because she owed him five pounds and she also had his...

11-13-2002, 09:57 AM
box of small size condoms. He then found a whole in the wall of the prison and began picking at it to free himself with his handy dandy...

Al-back from the BigWhoop
11-13-2002, 12:24 PM
... dynamite. he stuck the dynamite into the hole and lit a match, but when he was about to put fire on the dynamite, he realized he had accidentaly put fire on his pants. so he took his trusty...

11-13-2002, 01:42 PM
...pants off. The dynamite blow up in his face. Again, Guybrush found himself halfnaked and dirty. Luckily, he was finally free again, so he ran off to...

11-13-2002, 01:47 PM
cornwall where he met a nice belly dancer who gave him...

11-14-2002, 02:38 AM
...a pink dress. For no real reason, Guybrush dressed up as a lady and went to...

11-14-2002, 07:22 AM
Stans previously used pants botique, but he didnt have any money to buy pants, so Stan made him a deal...
stan would give Guybrush some pants if guybrush would bring him a real...

11-14-2002, 10:26 AM
...big fish. Guybrush didn't get the joke (like most forummers) and went out fishing. But he only caught...

11-14-2002, 12:02 PM
dancing pink elephants :elephant: on his line. so he went back to stan and locked him in his dressing room whilst he stole the pants. as being previously owned pants, he looked inside to find...

(and BTW, it hasn't been a year, i little after i started posting, december last year i think, i started on of these on mi discussion, but it didn't go very far. oh well)

11-14-2002, 01:39 PM
a key in the pants pockets..and a card that said "the naughty monkey -strip tease joint. 44 Pegleg St." so guybrush headed to the strip joint for some clues (clues!? clues for what!?)....well...clues for.....

Al-back from the BigWhoop
11-14-2002, 02:07 PM
the explanation for the big fish joke. he found it, read it and laughed, and made every1 who ddnt get to joke jealous, but then suddenly stan...

11-14-2002, 02:21 PM
burst into the strip tease room dressed in a pink dress (the one GB was wearing before)and shouted "I'm out of the closet!" and tried to attack guybrush for locking him in the closet. when all the people in the bar started pushing dollar bills in stans pink dress....stan, blinded by the money, started...

11-14-2002, 06:04 PM
...bumpin' and grindin'. guybrush mad e a like of joy while he thought to him self "Maybe I should divorce Elaine and go with Stan. I just noticed this, he has a REALLY nice..."

11-14-2002, 09:13 PM
way of turning a fun game into something beyond recognition.

...picture of Elaine, which changed his previously drunken idea that LeChuck used on him to try and defeat him form Monkey Island which caused a break in the...

11-15-2002, 05:45 AM

After the break, Guybrush left the club, cause Stan had ditched him. He felt like he had seen all there was to see on the island, so he left on a...

Al-back from the BigWhoop
11-15-2002, 09:14 AM
inflated duck float. when he was almost leaving the shore a huge wave threw him back in the prision. and the pirates had burst the blow-up doll! and the police had already fixed the destroyed wall!! (actually, they had just attached a huge cardboard to the perpendicular walls, but it was enough to stop the pirates). so gb took a pencil and...

11-15-2002, 11:54 AM
...SHOVED IT UP HIS ASS, so that no pirate prisoners could put anything else there...
But just then, Wally, dressed in a prisoners uniform,showed up near guybrush...
"what are you in for?" guybrush asked Wally, and wally said....

11-15-2002, 04:54 PM
Just sat there grinning sardonically until Guybrush finally stopped crying like a baby, suddenly, he saw, bailing him out was...

11-15-2002, 04:59 PM
... Took Wally's monicle... again. Then the door opened and Elain was at the door and said...

11-15-2002, 05:57 PM
...Guybrush? Why are you her with this boy? Are you...are you...are you...GAY?why didnt you tell me sooner? and elaine ran out the door carrying a.....

11-16-2002, 04:14 AM
Lechuckomator 1820 zombie dildo deluxe«

Guybrush tried running after her, but he slipped and fell 200 feet straight down into a....

Al-back from the BigWhoop
11-17-2002, 06:24 PM
200 feet hole. gb started wailing, "Oh, god, im really screwed: elaine thinks im gay, wally is blind and stuck in the jail full of horny pirates, im stuck in this 200 feet hole and this pencil is really annoying him." Then he heard, "guybrush? is that really u?" "who's there?" he replyed, and the voice answered: "Y, ITS ME...

11-17-2002, 09:05 PM
...your pet hampster Henry that you lost in 1st grade! I've come here to eat your brain out because I'm hungry as hell and I havent eaten since...

11-18-2002, 07:28 AM
i got lost at sea..."

but as the hamster aproached guybrush, something happened!
a rope was handed down to guybrush from up the hole. guybrush climbed the rope and found Lechuck at the end of the rope...he smiled and said...

11-18-2002, 01:14 PM
...do you want to marry me?" LeChuck, who had been following GB's every move, didn't find this strange at all, and so they went to a church, got married, and after that went to LeChucks bedroom. In there...

Al-back from the BigWhoop
11-18-2002, 02:27 PM

next morning he woke up with hangover, his head was hurting as hell and he couldnt even open his eyes. When he finally managed to open them, he saw that naked LeChuck laying by his side. He shouted "NOT AGAIN!!!" and then he turned to the camera and said: "see kids, thats y u shouldnt get drunk. Bad things could happen to u, for instance, in the drunken state, u could use your pants as a flag, just like...

11-18-2002, 05:19 PM
stupid blue haired idiots....
guybrush tried climbing out of bed without waking up lechuck, but lechucks arm was around guybrushes neck. so in order to move his hand gently without waking him up, guybrushed used his...

11-18-2002, 05:27 PM
stick. When he got out he desided to run and get a divorce do that he could...

11-18-2002, 05:52 PM
Eat. Eat like the wind. Then he noticed, His pet hampster was crawling up behind him, about to bite his neck, but...

Al-back from the BigWhoop
11-18-2002, 06:06 PM
the hamister died. of hunger.
gb decided to leave and pretend nothing happened. hopefully, LeChuck would forget about that too. he though of leaving, but he was worried that there might b guards. thankfully the pirate guarding the door...

11-18-2002, 06:07 PM
Dies of old age suddenly. Then, divorced, Guybrush traveled to Monkey Island, were Elaine was sunbathing. He went to the priest ghost and he said that Guybrush was forgiven for divorce, as he was under heavy kegs of Grog. So Guybrush grabbed Elaine and brought her to the church and married her. Then....

11-18-2002, 07:00 PM
they had sex. They had a baby boy and named him...

Al-back from the BigWhoop
11-18-2002, 08:01 PM
hipsilophodonte. but 9 months b4 the kid was born, gb was just laying down in bed, by elaine, with a smile bigger than his face, when suddenly, the door was kicked down, and...

11-18-2002, 08:48 PM
And Inuyasha was standing there. http://members.jcom.home.ne.jp/saiboku-do-shinkan/i-inuyasha.gif
Guybrush, wondering how the heck a demon-dog could be in a Monkey Island story, asked "How the heck a demon-dog could be in a Monkey Island story?"
Inuyasha just walkied into the room then just realized it was the new moon that day ran away before he changed into a human.
That left Guybrush and Elaine very confused so they decided to investigate by not doing anything. Then the door broke again and standing there was...

11-18-2002, 08:48 PM
lechuck. he walked in with a pack o Trojans. He said, "Why didnt you use these? now ur gonna have a baby and im not gonna be able to kill you guys, because that would be unfair to the baby....so you are just gonna have to wait.....in the mean time....im gonna kill ......................................"

11-18-2002, 08:50 PM
myself for thinking Trojans will help someone have a baby(;)). But I'm already dead so i decide i will leave you so i can....

11-18-2002, 08:53 PM
have dinner with......

11-19-2002, 06:44 AM
.... My great uncle who died 100 years ago, but I'll be back, you can be sure of that! Then he left and wasn't seen again, until ...

11-19-2002, 07:37 AM
...untill 5 minutes later, when he came back to confest his love to guybrush...guybrush, with tears in his eyes, cried out..

11-19-2002, 08:42 AM
great uncle.... i am your father :deathii::confused: ... you cannot love me! I must leave now to melee island to fulfil:monkey4: my dream of becoming a dancing monkey seller....

Al-back from the BigWhoop
11-19-2002, 09:11 AM
ELAINE: *slaps guybrush* Guybrush, wtf wt heck r u talking about?
GUYBRUSH: hum, im not sure.
ELAINE: LeChuck, rnt u supposed to love me?
LECHUCK: oh, yeah, i forgot. Well, in that case, i ll just kidnap u again and leave this pack o Trojans here (wotever this is)
GUYBRUSH: wait a minute... no nm... no wait... yes... wait a minute, theres something wrong here: ...

11-19-2002, 09:37 AM
Meanwhile... whilst guybrush is contemplating the situation, bob pus the finalizing touches to lechucks new hideaway.

Back at the current situation, guybrush deep in thought doesnt realise elaines been swept away by lechuck...:lechuck:

Al-back from the BigWhoop
11-20-2002, 11:45 AM
elaines been swept away by lechuck, period (u ddnt left me much of choise, did u?)

after a couple of ours, gb realises taht and decides to go after elaine. he opens the door triumphant, but he trips on...

11-20-2002, 04:49 PM
Niko, who happened to be runing by naked and crying.
Guybrush, brushing this away, just continued in. Then he saw something that made his blood curl, a giant, three pronged, 7 tailed, cat-like...

11-20-2002, 09:24 PM
pig. This both frightened and confused Guybrush, as it also triggered his poor bladder control (that of a 90-year-old grandmother). Wet, yellow, and suddenly alone, Guybrush striped down to his birthday suit and began to weep. And he ran, he ran fast, and hard...determined to escape the heresy and cruelty of the evil pig-cit-pronged thing. As he looked aside him, he saw his evil twin, Guybrush122, doing the exact same thing. Gubyrush suddenly crashed into an utterly random wall and yelled....

11-21-2002, 06:23 AM
"OUCH! my balls!!"

Gb122 was lying on the ground,biting his lip and holding his broken balls in agony.
guybrush came closer to his twin brother...
and Gb122 whispered in his ears his last words...
"take my socks, you will need them on your journey...goodbye twin brother"...and so, with his last words, Gb122...

11-21-2002, 10:41 AM
...went home...Guybrush cried, and screamed "WHY?!? If he can't be with me, I don't wanna live anymore...." So he tied a rope around his neck, and jumped in the sea. But there...

Al-back from the BigWhoop
11-21-2002, 12:40 PM
version 1: but then he realised he had forgotten to tie the other side of the rope, so he just fell in the ocean. thankfully for some of us, there were no rocks nor any kind of sharp home implements we found in our seas nowadays. suddenly, he felt a weird wiggling in his...

Al-back from the BigWhoop
11-21-2002, 12:48 PM
version 2: but then the rope broke. guybrush sued the rope producer claiming that a rope that fragile could b an attempt against his life. he won the case and became a millionarie. he tryed to buy the world and expell every1 he ddnt like, but they laughed and just trew him on the sea. sitting all wet, crying, he suddenly felt a weird wiggling in his...