View Full Version : Your rich uncle's lawyer just called.....
11-14-2002, 01:36 PM
Yup! A representative of Morris J. Foley Assoc. just called you to inform you that your long lost Uncle Hephaestus past away and left you $100,000,000 in cash. Tax free because it's an *wink wink* "overseas" account and the money's waitin' for ya.
So, moneybags! Whatcha gonna do first!
Me?? Lemme lay it out for ya chronologically:
1.)Quit the ol' job
2.)Go home, fire up AutoCAD and design the sweetest house and invite all the Swampies to chill at my Open House party.
3.)On the way home from the swankiest restaurant in Boston, I'd stop into the Aston-Martin dealership and pick me up somethin' for the drive home.
4.)Build said house ASAP
5.)Design and open my own club/restaurant in Boston (the hippest in town of course). Well, it's already designed; I just need the money to open it!
6.)Buy my sister and nephew a house anywhere they wanted to live
7.)Same for the madre'
8.)Stash some cash for my little bro's college education
9.)Hire my own personal trainers for Gracie-style Jiu Jitsu and for physical conditioning. Want those washboard abs, Baby!!
10.)Ask my G/F to marry me and whisk her into the sunset in my Aston/Martin to my newly-designed custom house!!!
11-14-2002, 01:39 PM
1: Buy Alot of guitars
2: Buy Weezer
3: Buy all Beatles songs from MJ
4: Buy anything my mom and dad wanted
5: Sleep :D
11-14-2002, 01:40 PM
I'd live life to its fullest!
The Truthful Liar
11-14-2002, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by rskateboy
1: Buy Alot of beer
5: Sleep :D
I'll second those notions! :p
11-14-2002, 01:50 PM
Wait a minute I didn't say beer.:confused: Oh well I agree with you!:)
1. Bribe police to let me drive :D
2. Get hired thugs to beat the hell out of anyone I want :)
3. erm, I'll think of some more..
4. AH! I got one, 2555555 hours of sleeeeep :D
11-14-2002, 02:13 PM
I would do nothing...
Buy myself anything I wanted.
But keep it secret of course....muahaha....:D
11-14-2002, 06:21 PM
become a big balla status with high stack figures.
probably start my own business so i can make more money. start an empire and rule the world.
11-14-2002, 06:24 PM
Buy a small vacation house in the bahamas. Buy the best Laptop availiable. Buy every game. Have a G/F.
And then go give "accidents" to people who pissed me off.:D
11-14-2002, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by STTCT
I'd live life to its fullest!
yea same here
11-19-2002, 03:26 AM
I wouldnt change anything, except pay off my loans... :D
11-19-2002, 07:37 AM
1) Buy the swamp
2) Buy a bigger server
3) Make custom titles at 10,000 posts
4) Throw a party
5) Clone Jimi Hendrix, Bruce Lee, George Washington, Winston Churchhill, and Abe Lincoln and start a talk show.
11-19-2002, 08:03 AM
First of all, I hope it is US$100,000,000 then that makes it closer to AU$200,000,000 for me!!!
1: Buy 911-GT1 (The Le Mans Racer type)
2: Buy Mclaren F1 (Even if it does have a BMW Engine!)
3: Invest $10,000,000 for my yearly "wage" - easy to live off the money earnt!!
4: Build house in Swiss Alps
5: Employ Hermann Maier as personal ski instructor
6: With said house, buy stereo equipment for mini theatre inside house - Huge Screen though - EVERYTHING is THX Ultra certified!! That's 7.1 Audio, and the receiver would be able to be connected to my PC to be able to be updated for new standards!!
7: Make sure to have the "cheap" stereo and Plasma screen for "normal viewing"
8: Plan holidays all over the world for rest of my life!!
9: Use money to get Mum anything she wanted
10: Buy BMW M5 for "town" driving
11: Buy Cinema licence - to have access to ALL movies from every distributor when they are released
As for the rest, I'd have to think more to spend that much!!
11-19-2002, 12:30 PM
Give most of it to charity (after buying a big house and lots of expensive furniture/clothes/electronics etc. lol). I know you think I'm being too generous, but seriously I wouldn't keep all of it to myself. Just the thought of obtaining all that money (like winning the lottery) it gives you the feeling that the money isn't yours, and that you haven't earned it. What about when it all runs out? What are you going to do then? You can't get anymore, so you're back the way you started, only this time you have no friends cos you've lost them all to jealousy. It happens, I've seen it happen. And it isn't good.
Then again I wouldn't mind a penthouse suite in California I guess;)lol
11-19-2002, 10:18 PM
i would pimp out my house and computer and get a tight car and all that then do some tight stuff.
Go build some really cool restraunt chain.
I would buy a soccer, football, baseball, and hockey team. I would get some really good people on the teams, like the best from the world, i would be winning champinoships all over. I would call them all the Knights.
With the revenue from my restraunt and sports team i would start a video game making company. I would get the best coders and programmers and all that. They would make the best games, they would also release them for PC AND CONSOLES. The first game they would make would be a jousting game(now that would be tight!).
11-19-2002, 10:20 PM
1. Buy Myself some Video Game company..lol
2. Buy Everything Videogame out for Console systems..maybe some pc games as well
3. Make alot of extentions to my house...erm...my parents' house.
4. Travel All around the world, meet lots of famous people.
5. Donate to Medical Research Funds, Donate to NASA space program..
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