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XERXES
11-15-2002, 12:29 PM
are there handicap spaces in front of a skating rink...



anybody notice anything else weird around where you live?

[RAA]-=Chi3f=-
11-15-2002, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by XERXES
are there handicap spaces in front of a skating rink...



anybody notice anything else weird around where you live?

sorry I'm busy at the moment. I'm late for my meeting with the pet-psychic! cmon Mr. Bojangles! :D

MysticSpade
11-15-2002, 04:45 PM
only in america can a poor black boy from Gary, Indianna grow up to be a rich white man.

(Michael Jackson)

Dath Maximus
11-15-2002, 04:55 PM
in kansas you get 6 months in jail for illegal bingo.

what is that you ask, well its bingo thats illegal.

YUB YUB*:ewok:




*i eat my own poop

Arreat
11-15-2002, 04:57 PM
Originally posted by MysticSpade
only in america can a poor black boy from Gary, Indianna grow up to be a rich white man.

(Michael Jackson)

lol

Jed
11-15-2002, 09:52 PM
Only in America you can get a pizza delivered to your house faster than an ambulance.

I've always laughed at that one :D

whitedragon
11-15-2002, 10:09 PM
only in america will a robber sew the man he was robbing because he broke his leg inside the mans house, win and then the man who was robbed sew the robber because the robbers teeth cut his fist

i love america...well at least NC :p :D

whitedragon
11-15-2002, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by MysticSpade
only in america can a poor black boy from Gary, Indianna grow up to be a rich white man.

(Michael Jackson)
its supposed to be a rich white woman

Boba Rhett
11-15-2002, 11:19 PM
In my grade school the only handicap equiped bathrooms were on the 3rd floor. Up three and a half very big flights of stairs. :rolleyes:

MaulerZ
11-15-2002, 11:38 PM
Originally posted by Dath Maximus
*i eat my own poop


nasty thoughts nasty thoughts :barf:

mswanmmiv
11-15-2002, 11:51 PM
Originally posted by MaulerZ



nasty thoughts nasty thoughts :barf:

Nasty thoughts indeed! Look at that poor smiley puking!:(

FatalStrike
11-15-2002, 11:58 PM
Originally posted by XERXES
are there handicap spaces in front of a skating rink...



anybody notice anything else weird around where you live?

Sorry to burst your bubble but....

Handicap Parents have to take their kids to the skating rink just like everyone else.

Try not to make fun of handicap subjects in the future.

Thanks is advance

Fatal Strizzike

Elijah
11-16-2002, 12:41 AM
Only in America can a healthy person buy ciggarets up at the front of the store, and the sick person must walk to the back to find medicine

:D i've seen a lot of those before

Tyrion
11-16-2002, 12:45 AM
Only in america...

Can a obsese man sue his obesity was made by the fast food companies...

are leafblowers illegal to use(In some city in cali)

Elessar-Eärfalas
11-16-2002, 01:14 AM
Originally posted by MysticSpade
only in america can a poor black boy from Gary, Indianna grow up to be a rich white man.

(Michael Jackson)

hahahaha thats jokes man, good one:rolleyes:

Luc Solar
11-16-2002, 09:05 AM
Thanks for proving my point.

I started a thread exactly like this a while ago and it turned into a flamewar and got locked.

If I was from the US too, that never would have happened. No fair! :swear:

.. I want to make fun of Americans too! :(

*sigh*

whitedragon
11-16-2002, 01:38 PM
you cant make fun of a country youve never been in. how would you feel if i started makeing fun of finland and i dont know the first thing about that country. but i can make fun of my own country because i live there

Elijah
11-16-2002, 01:54 PM
do you have to walk up steps to get into the handicap door

O_o

Bob Gnarly
11-16-2002, 02:00 PM
hey i live in canada and im loving these guys making fun of america

whitedragon
11-16-2002, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by ZDawg
do you have to walk up steps to get into the handicap door

O_o
no we have ramp...really really steep ramps but ramps non the less

DiRtY $oUtH™
11-16-2002, 02:08 PM
only in america is there a place where prostitution is legal. (Las Vegas)

......time for a road trip!:D

whitedragon
11-16-2002, 02:10 PM
arent drugs legal in switserland or am i thinking of somewhere else

Elijah
11-16-2002, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by whitedragon

no we have ramp...really really steep ramps but ramps non the less

not all of us do...

(i'm from cali, the true USA)

*tips hat and walks out*

DiRtY $oUtH™
11-16-2002, 02:15 PM
Only in America do you find drunk people getting rich by accident.
(Harrison Ford)

Bob Gnarly
11-16-2002, 02:19 PM
only in canada can you be drunk and no one can tell the differnce

Elijah
11-16-2002, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by KingPin
only in canada can you be drunk and no one can tell the differnce

OMG... ROFL... that joke made my day.

Bob Gnarly
11-16-2002, 02:26 PM
well

THANK YOU:D

[RAA]-=Chi3f=-
11-16-2002, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by Darth Yoda85
only in america is there a place where prostitution is legal. (Las Vegas)

......time for a road trip!:D

pppfffttt....

Amsterdam makes Vegas look like the Amish community.





In America we call a school shooting in Colorado a "National Tragedy"...but when it happens in LA we call it "Tuesday"

Elijah
11-16-2002, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by -=Chi3f=-
In America we call a school shooting in Colorado a "National Tragedy"...but when it happens in LA we call it "Tuesday"
Do you live anywhere near LA? its not like that... sorry.

Breton
11-16-2002, 05:02 PM
Originally posted by whitedragon
arent drugs legal in switserland or am i thinking of somewhere else

No no, that was in the Netherlands, not Switzerland

Professor Snape
11-16-2002, 05:25 PM
only in america can u come out of the closet

Elijah
11-16-2002, 05:28 PM
Originally posted by Dark Helmet III
only in america can u come out of the closet

:eyeraise:

Professor Snape
11-16-2002, 05:30 PM
meaning if u were in some middle east country, they would probably kill u if u came out and said u were gay.(I am not gay just for the record)

Elijah
11-16-2002, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by Dark Helmet III
meaning if u were in some middle east country, they would probably kill u if u came out and said u were gay.(I am not gay just for the record)
Once again
:eyeraise:

your saying... its easyer to "express yourself"...?

-s/<itzo-
11-16-2002, 05:46 PM
only in america.............

where you can find someone who's allergic to food.


i mean, would you find somebody from Somalia who's lactose intolerant.

i don't think so.

Choda
11-16-2002, 06:00 PM
Some funny stuff. I like the Michael Jackson one.

[RAA]-=Chi3f=-
11-16-2002, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by ZDawg

Do you live anywhere near LA? its not like that... sorry.

Lived in LA for many years. My whole family is from California. Not a day would go by that we didn't hear about killings and muggins. It was something we got used to. Ppl ignore that stuff until it happens to a quiet town in Nowhere, USA.



The worst part is they blame it on idiodic things like video games and movies.

Bob Gnarly
11-16-2002, 06:17 PM
i visited LA once :D

BCanr2d2
11-16-2002, 10:04 PM
Only in America can you call paid company poltical support "lobby groups"

For crying out loud, they try to buy the law so it suits them, and you let it happen.......

Elijah
11-16-2002, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by -=Chi3f=-


Lived in LA for many years. My whole family is from California. Not a day would go by that we didn't hear about killings and muggins. It was something we got used to. Ppl ignore that stuff until it happens to a quiet town in Nowhere, USA.



The worst part is they blame it on idiodic things like video games and movies.

its not as bad as people make it seem... yes, its bad, but not that bad.

Murdoch
11-17-2002, 10:38 AM
Only in Sweden is all liquer trade state controlled.

That's right, you can't even buy a beer in stores and supermarkets here(unless you want low-alcohol piss). One chain of stores are allowed to sell alcohol and the goverment owns it.

It does have great variety and quality in it's products i'll admit that.. BUT.. it's friggin expensive because of the taxes.

C'jais
11-17-2002, 10:42 AM
Originally posted by Murdoch
Only in Sweden is all liquer trade state controlled.

That's right, you can't even buy a beer in stores and supermarkets here(unless you want low-alcohol piss). One chain of stores are allowed to sell alcohol and the goverment owns it.

It does have great variety and quality in it's products i'll admit that.. BUT.. it's friggin expensive because of the taxes.

"System bolaget" no?

In Denmark you can practically buy alcohol when you're 10 if you're a girl and wear the right clothes - otherwise it's 15.

However, you need to be 18 to get a driver's license :(

Dath Maximus
11-17-2002, 10:44 AM
its the other way around in the states

14 in kansas to get a learners permit, 15 for a restricted license, 16 for a full license, 18 for tobacco, and 21 for alcohol.