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mercatfat
11-17-2002, 07:07 PM
Are we hot or not?*

http://www.mixnmojo.com/mercatfat/hot/ryan.jpg
Jake "Jake" Rodkin (he's the one on the left, ladies)

http://www.mixnmojo.com/mercatfat/hot/3-b.jpg
Spaff is a dish served HOT!!

http://www.mixnmojo.com/mercatfat/hot/merc.jpg
Merc has it where it counts. Also hair.

http://www.mixnmojo.com/mercatfat/hot/met1.jpg
Metallus may be the new guy, but his hip urban look drives the ladies wild. Thug Lovin'.

http://www.mixnmojo.com/mercatfat/hot/1-b.jpg
DJG is the quiet emo one. He just needs someone to hold.

http://www.mixnmojo.com/mercatfat/tel.jpg
Telarium sure has his hands full! hah! I should apply for the job of the guy who writes captions for Something Awful's Comedy Goldmines (http://www.somethingawful.com/goldmine/)! is standing by a large pole!

Winner will get a coupon redeemable for one design element of their choice integrated into Mojo 9.**

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*Photo of Telarium not available at post time. Awkwardly positioned photo of Tel now available!
** Offer not valid in Europe or the US except Seattle. Contest may or may not be rigged so that I can't lose.

MrManager
11-17-2002, 07:42 PM
Well, Metallus does look like Leo from All My Children (which I don't watch so be quiet)... But there's just something about paperbags that does it for me.

Metallus
11-18-2002, 12:06 AM
It looks like DJG's got this contest IN THE BAG. Along with his head. Oh my.

Also: Thug Lovin'

Sarah
11-18-2002, 01:12 AM
Jake is a H0tt13 ;) ;) :hearteye:

elTee
11-18-2002, 06:12 AM
Yikes! I always thought it was a bad idea to see what people you know off the internet look like... it is fun though. Met wins, cos he's the best admin there is.

scabb
11-18-2002, 11:36 AM
Hurray for Metallus. Keeping it gangsta.

You kind of look like this guy who was on Byker Grove (UK Show)..."Terry" I think he was called...he had a brother called Ben, who I think is now presenting CBBC.

Also, Terry (http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~rprice/terry.htm) was a baddass mo'fo.
Kindred Spirits.

bgbennyboy
11-18-2002, 12:40 PM
Hahahhahahahahahaha
Metallus and Terry, I would NEVER have noticed that.
Good one!

telarium
11-18-2002, 01:02 PM
I changed my picture to the most recent one of me, because out of all the pictures he could choose, he picked the one I hated the most. :P

telarium
11-18-2002, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by Hellbeard
Tel, can you PLLEEEAASSEE add me!?

No.

By the way, I voted for DJG. He's bagtastic.

QueZTone
11-18-2002, 03:59 PM
i wnat to votte agian! whey ca'nt i votte more~ ?

whoooo, love that you changed your avatar back to your old one, tel

telarium
11-18-2002, 04:04 PM
Hmm? When did I change it in the first place? I don't remember.

Rogue Nine
11-18-2002, 05:42 PM
Met, you never told me you were so hot.

:p

Boba Rhett
11-18-2002, 05:56 PM
The contest is far too neck and neck to decide yet. I'm going to have to hold off voting until the swimsuit competition.



Two piecers, please.

Emma
11-18-2002, 06:24 PM
I voted for Spaffeh!

Sarah
11-18-2002, 06:57 PM
If I had voted on the basis of the pictures, I would have voted for Spaff too, but in Jake's defense I must say that's a deceptive picture. I've never seen him make that face before.

http://people.unt.edu/~sjm0017/liljakey.jpg

What a hottie!!@#!@

C Shutt
11-18-2002, 07:22 PM
When it comes to modding the Sam and Max forum while hot, Merc has the skills to pay the bills.

sheaday6
11-18-2002, 09:15 PM
IMPORTANT UPDATE!

we have obtained an image of what DJG actually looks like. What you are about to see may startle or confuse you.


*drumroll*


http://sportclubs.ucdavis.edu/waterski/frank_cropped.jpg

Thats right, DJG is none other than Frank Stallone!

Funny, he looks alot different with the bag on.

ZeroXcape
11-19-2002, 12:08 AM
hahah

Marek
11-19-2002, 05:07 PM
I'm going to abstain in fear of what Jake might say about me on IRC. :rolleyes:

Sarah
11-19-2002, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by sheaday6



Thats right, DJG is none other than Frank Stallone!




Plz, everyone knows DJG looks just like Brak.

Mentat88
11-19-2002, 11:24 PM
Telarium's da ****!

VOTE HIM!!

Jake
11-20-2002, 12:50 AM
Originally posted by Marek
I'm going to abstain in fear of what Jake might say about me on IRC. :rolleyes:

You're a beautiful individual, Marek.

DJG
11-20-2002, 06:52 PM
Word on the street is that DJG is not sexy. I'm just telling you what I heard.

Riffage
11-20-2002, 07:55 PM
DJG.... ownz, plain and simple!

VOTE DJG!

love the bag btw, is it mojo own brand, doesnt look too stable you know gotten any crumbles yet?

Squinky
11-20-2002, 08:28 PM
omg DJG couldn't vote his way out of a papar bag~~!!!!111111 LOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 you could even say he was a bagger at a grocery store!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 LOLS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake
11-20-2002, 10:33 PM
SQUINKY WINS!!!
the contest is OVER! LOCK THREAD

Eets
11-20-2002, 10:36 PM
http://www.ianai.net/jokes/forumpix/YOUROCK!.jpg

Marek
11-21-2002, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by Jake
You're a beautiful individual, Marek.

Oh shut up Jake :rolleyes:

Acrylic
11-21-2002, 07:36 PM
Some people that said some of these people were hott, i thought some were boys...im a boy (straight too) but i just voted for the heck of it. i seriously have been avoiding this thread for a while.

Jake
11-21-2002, 07:48 PM
Ever heard of... a joke?

QueZTone
11-21-2002, 09:56 PM
do they come in tin cans? cause im not much of a cook nowadays :(

Squinky
11-21-2002, 10:26 PM
AcrylicGuitar:

http://home1.gte.net/res07bt6/homophobe.jpg

LOL!

Also has anyone noticed that Jake's forehead forms a PERFECTLY STRAIGHT LINE? THE HEAD HOLDS THE PORKSECRET. WHAT COULD IT BE?

spoon_man
11-22-2002, 08:52 AM
None of those guys have anything on ol' spoony!

http://www.boomspeed.com/hondo333/picome.jpg

Sarah
11-22-2002, 03:05 PM
Impersonating Ryan Stiles could be dangerous for your forehead.

spoon_man
11-23-2002, 07:50 AM
And in impersonating Colin Mochrie could be dangerous for your scalp.

Jake
11-25-2002, 12:43 AM
http://www.mixnmojo.com/resources/previews/doublefine/images/20-b.jpg

VOTE DJG JAKE... Well, as they say, a vote for DJG is actually a vote for Jake, the true creator and illustrator behind the bag head you all seem to love. And ignore Metallus, as he is a tool fool.

mercatfat
11-25-2002, 12:52 AM
http://www.mixnmojo.com/mercatfat/met3.jpg

No, Met, keep it on. kthx.

Metallus
11-25-2002, 01:19 AM
Heh, I miss my hair. Also, you guys suck.

Riffage
11-25-2002, 07:06 PM
and what happens when you make cheap imitation djg bags?

http://www.alledegodenavnevaroptaget.dk/gallery/people/bigimages/fungame.jpg

Acrylic
11-30-2002, 12:01 PM
Originally posted by Metallus
It looks like DJG's got this contest IN THE BAG. Along with his head. Oh my.

Also: Thug Lovin'

Hey......thats my line! Or atleast it used to be!
*cries*

Rogue15
11-30-2002, 11:27 PM
I voted for you metallus, hair is for insecure people!!!

:D

elTee
12-01-2002, 08:24 AM
Did You Know?

That people with no hair are 99% more likely not to get head lice.

Alien426
12-01-2002, 09:19 AM
Did YOU know?

That people with no head are 100% more likely not to get head lice.

Marek
12-01-2002, 02:06 PM
'Hot' is, of course, a very relative term.

Ahem.

http://mitglied.lycos.de/Dig_GJ/M4r3k/Blinkz0r.gif

Acrylic
12-07-2002, 07:10 PM
I love this thread, it has some of the funniest pictures I've seen in a few weeks.........

mercatfat
12-07-2002, 11:19 PM
The mail-in ballots were recieved by me today, and DJG won by a hairline margin. Congrats, DJG!

Jake
01-29-2003, 12:54 AM
I demand a recount! My avatar is hottest ever. Or my post count because i am so awesome pay attention to me rof. Also lol monkey island 5 is coming out when? I hate voting for men in polls. Who is the hottest Elaine or Swordmaster or Captain Dread Brittany?