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11-21-2002, 06:51 PM
I found this in another forum, but I get very starnge slogans a lot. PUT IN YOUR NAME, HALARIOUS. O.o;;;


Please Don't Squeeze The Kjlen.
Go To Work On A Kjlen.
Kjlen - The Freshmaker!
That's Handy, Harry! Stick It In The Kjlen. And Kjlen is pronounced colon so... ugh....
Prolongs Active Kjlen. :rofl:
Biting the Hand that Feeds Kjlen.
Good Kjlen Has Danish Written All Over It.
Kjlen Makes Everything Better.
I Want My Kjlen.
Got Kjlen?
Have a Break. Have a Kjlen.
Cuts Kjlen Time in Half.

Wow I just added in my name for fun and look:
With A Name Like Steve, It Has To Be Good.
Coincedence :D

There's First Love, and There's Steve Love. O.o;;;

11-22-2002, 09:44 AM
A Smooth-Running Niko is a Relaxing Experience. :naughty:

Because Niko Can't Drive.

Everything We Do is Driven by Niko.

Life's Pretty Straight Without Niko. :dozey: (the gay jokes forever haunt me)

Half the Niko, All the Taste.

A Finger of Niko is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat. (yeah...well guess which finger)

When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Niko Overnight. :prplgh:

A Day Without Niko is Like a Day Without Sunshine.

Behold the Power of Niko :dev11:

Let's Face The Music and Niko

The Real Smell of Niko.

11-22-2002, 12:14 PM
Oh, and let's not forget:

Niko, just do it.


11-22-2002, 01:17 PM
We Do Cocaine Right.
Too Orangey for Cocaine.
Poppin' Fresh Cocaine.
It's a Cocaine Adventure.
Make It A Cocaine Night.
The Curiously Strong Cocaine.
Cocaine is so Bracing.
Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Cocaine.
The Cocaine That Refreshes.
Better Ingredients, Better Cocaine.
It's Cocaine Time.
Cocaine Prevents That Sinking Feeling.
Cocaine - The Best A Man Can Get.
Where Cocaine is a Pleasure.
Welcome To Cocaine Country.
For Mash, Get Cocaine.
Cocaine Makes Everything Better.
The Best Part of Waking Up is Cocaine in Your Cup.
But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Cocaine.
Nobody Does It Like Cocaine.
Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Cocaine.
Nothing Acts Faster Than Cocaine.
Oh Hungry? Oh Cocaine.
Probably The Best Cocaine In The World.
Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Cocaine.

And the best ones are:
Does the Hard Cocaine for You.
Get the Cocaine Habit.

Al-back from the BigWhoop
11-22-2002, 01:48 PM
Al. It's What's For Dinner.
The Al That Refreshes.
Feel The Raw Naked Al Of The Road.
Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Al Knows for Sure.
The Non-Sticky Sticky Al.

Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Volume Button.
I Bet He Drinks Volume Button.
Probably The Best Volume Button In The World.
Welcome To Volume Button Country.
Watch Out, There's a Volume Button About.

I'm Only Here For The Hole In The Wall.
It's Just For Me And My Hole In The Wall.
Come See the Softer Side of Hole In The Wall.
See the US In Your Hole In The Wall
Get The Hole In The Wall Out.

Can You Tell Crap From Butter?
Do The Crap.
The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Crap.
There's Always Room For Crap.
Crap Just Feels Right.

Behold the Power of Dck.
Dck - The Best A Man Can Get.
Good To The Last Dck.
We Bring Dck to Life.
I Like The Dck In You.

11-23-2002, 09:33 PM
It's Not TV. It's Acrylicguitar.

The Acrylicguitar Goes Straight to your Head.

You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Acrylicguitar.

An Acrylicguitar Is Forever.

Takes an Acrylicguitar but it Keeps on Tickin'.

Top Breeders Recommend Acrylicguitar.

Things Go Better with Acrylicguitar.

It's an Acrylicguitar Adventure.

An Acrylicguitar A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play.

The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Acrylicguitar.

Make Someone Happy with an Acrylicguitar.

Acrylicguitar is so Bracing.

Mild Green Acrylicguitar Liquid.

A Different Kind Of Company. A Different Kind Of Acrylicguitar.

Did Somebody Say Acrylicguitar?

If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as an Acrylicguitar.

Choosy Mothers Choose Acrylicguitar.

Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Acrylicguitar.

Grab Life by the Acrylicguitar.

11-24-2002, 02:57 PM
You Can't Get Quicker Than a Neil Fitter.
Give that man a Neil
Get the Neil out
Neil-The fresh maker
Kills all Known Neil- Dead
Welcome to Neil Country
Go crack a Neil
Fill it to the rim with Neil
Mom's like you choose Neil
Probably the best Neil in the world
In only everything in life was as reliable as a Neil.

11-25-2002, 09:18 AM
:rofl: This is stupid!

The Lighter Way To Enjoy Drunken_sailor.

Wouldn't You Like To Be A Drunken_sailor Too?

Cleans Your Floor Without Drunken_sailor.

Never Knowingly Drunken_sailor.

Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Drunken_sailor from the Oven.

Go To Work On A Drunken_sailor.

Don't Say Brown, Say "Drunken_sailor".

Grab Life by the Drunken_sailor.

The Drunken_sailor of Confidence.

Drunken_sailor Just Feels Right.

Drunken_sailor - Australian for Beer.

Makes Exceedingly Good Drunken_sailor.