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Lunatic Jedi
01-15-2003, 02:35 AM
The Swamp hangars are a scene of chaotic hustle and bustle as pilots, crewmen, and warriors prepare themselves for the coming battle. This will be the battle to end all battles, for this time they are fighting not for the Swamp, but for the good of all the galaxy.

After the past events, Lunatic sought advice from the the elder council of the Swamp, and they have acknowledged that the aliens are a threat to all life in the galaxy, and must be destroyed.

Lunatic has immediately decided to mobilize the full fleet for an all-out assault on the alien's homeworld.

"Okay, let's get moving!" barks Lunatic. "All soldiers into the cruisers, 3000 per cruiser. We have to launch quickly before they even have a few hours to recuperate!"

whitedragon
01-15-2003, 07:11 PM
what is the point of this thread

ckcsaber
01-15-2003, 08:14 PM
Its a continuation of the Alien Invasion thread.



ckcsaber brushes of the dust from his green coat, while walking towards Lunatic Jedi. With a friendly pat on the shoulder to Lunatic, ckcsaber says “Just here to let you know that you have my spear on your side Lunatic. The Swamp needs all the help it can get, to teach those scum a lesson about invasion.”

As ckcsaber turns to go he says “Oh, and tell your crewman to take care of my Headhunter.”

whitedragon
01-15-2003, 08:58 PM
do you have a link

Lunatic Jedi
01-16-2003, 12:51 AM
[Out of character] Here you go: http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=88051 [/out of character]

Lunatic turns to topshot

"Don't worry. They'll keep the Headhunter safe."

Lunatic tilts his head slightly, smirking...

"You know that power suit looks very slimming on you!" :D

nova_wolf
01-16-2003, 08:42 AM
Back aboard the Swampie Carrier Spoiler, her escort gunships Stickie Thread and N00b of Fire, I feel at home.

Only a few days have passed since the near defeat on home turf, but now we rally together than take the fight to the bugged ba$tards that tried to take us on.

My squadrons are reformed, and Nova is back to full strength, although this time I have but 8 B-Wings. I have wangled a mixed unit, taking 2 interceptors, a Manta Ray and YT 2400 for my groups protection and for more tactical options.

But most importantly - the defenders live.

All are aboard, Lunatic in earshot with his trademark chat up technique. I have never stuck round long enough to see if it works... Umm...

'Bridge, this is Commander Wolf. Looks like all air forces are ready. Can we have an eta?'

El Sitherino
01-16-2003, 05:18 PM
*jumps in ship* *tags along behind everyone else.*

topshot
01-16-2003, 09:42 PM
Lunatic turns to topshot

"Don't worry. They'll keep the Headhunter safe."

Lunatic tilts his head slightly, smirking...

"You know that power suit looks very slimming on you!"


Topshot:"Um, why thank you! :) I'm right behind you guys."


*takes off in a Metroid-like ship, trying to catch up to the others.*


This battle is going to be good, Topshot thought,Those b@$t@rd$ are going to be dog-meat! If all goes according to plan, those aliens will soon meet a real challenge. Look out, I'm coming, scum bags!

El Sitherino
01-17-2003, 06:53 PM
"after a long trip the swampies arrive on the planet....*whispers to lunatic, whats the planet called again*" says insanesith narativly

jokemaster
01-17-2003, 09:53 PM
*exits his F-15 like spaceship*
(to lunatic)"I got some photos from orbit, do you want em?"

Lunatic Jedi
01-18-2003, 03:12 AM
"Sure."

Lunatic grabs the probe photos and whistles in awe.

"Holy hell. They have some IMPRESSIVE ground defenses, most of which are for taking out fleets. Well, we have long range weapons, I think we can take them out before they can do much damage. Their infantry is tough. Well, by numbers anyway. They don't have much in the range of vehicular combat, so our land, sea and air vehicles have them beat right there.

"But still, the infantry! Almost the whole population of the planet is militarized, so civilian casualties aren't much of a concern. But by sheer numbers, we're at least 200 to 1. Still, we've beat those odds before. I think we'll be able to do it again."

Lunatic pauses for a moment then opens a channel to the bridge crews of the entire fleet.

"Okay, we're still out of their sensor range, but when I give the signal, I want all the cruisers and artillery ships to open fire on the surface. Aim for their ground-to-space weapons. Then, I want all the fighters and dropships to mobilize immediately and make a beeline for the northwest continent. That's where we'll begin seizing territory. Fighters: you escort the dropships. They have our whole landing force on them, and we can't afford to lose them. Don't concentrate on destroying the enemy's counterratack, focus on protecting the dropships. The rest of the fleet can handle the counterrattack."

A grave silence falls over the comm channels as Lunatic prepares to give the signal.

"...
...
...
...
...

NOW! "

nova_wolf
01-18-2003, 08:11 AM
Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi
"Okay, we're still out of their sensor range, but when I give the signal, I want all the cruisers and artillery ships to open fire on the surface. Aim for their ground-to-space weapons. Then, I want all the fighters and dropships to mobilize immediately and make a beeline for the northwest continent. That's where we'll begin seizing territory. Fighters: you escort the dropships. They have our whole landing force on them, and we can't afford to lose them. Don't concentrate on destroying the enemy's counterratack, focus on protecting the dropships. The rest of the fleet can handle the counterrattack."

The plan - nice and simple. Hit the swines with heavy barrage to both catch them off guard and cause confusion.

And my part in this.... Well, I am still in charge of air operations, so looks like I am to lead the aerial assault.
Good - I can do more good than i would groundside.

A grave silence falls over the comm channels as Lunatic prepares to give the signal.

........
........

"NOW! "

The order was given, so I ran for Spoiler's portside hanger. Already in their ships were the rest of nova, the Manta Ray and YT2400 standing just off the carriers bow already waiting for us.
I boarded White Witch and prepared to join them.

Even before I had left the hanger's safety, the fleet unleashed their first wave of barrage shots.
Energy poles wider than even my Togorian pilot winked from vision below the planet's atmosphere, nothing seen of them or their strikes.

'Okay, on may mark, all vessels follow me and the Nova's in.'

The carriers Gungan Fury and Siggy Pic had loosed their cargo, the ships forming up with Spoiler's compliment.

Another barrage of man made lightning was thrown, signifiying our impending window of opportunity.

'Ships from the carrier Spam Maker have formed up.'

Good - all craft accounted for.

'Right. After the next barrage, we have the clearance to go start making our way planetside.'
I continue my orders, 'Watch for resistance - and their AA defense are meant to be something - leave it well alone for commandos to deal with.'

Then the final barrage - the last of ten or twelve strikes, and silence... then the comm call - 'GO!'

Dropships and fighters, bombers and escorts - at once we descended, like bats out of hell, the very place the aliens were about to become well aquainted with!

topshot
01-18-2003, 08:29 AM
"Okay, so I guess I am in charge of ground combat."

*takes a tank and spots an alien horde.*

"Soldier, load me a missile. I'm gonna spank 'em!"

"Ooookay, sir. Missile loaded, sir."

*launches the missile towards the alien battle tanks.*:D :D

jokemaster
01-18-2003, 10:54 AM
*sees an empty alien tank with an injured alien running twoards it*
well, it doesn't get any easier than this
*shoots the alien, steals the tank and radios in for them not to shoot at hm*

topshot
01-18-2003, 11:02 AM
Topshot, Jokemaster, and their men keep spanking the aliens with their missiles.

"120 aliens mowed down. And not a moment to spare."

*Radios Nova.*

"What's the situation up there, Nova?"

nova_wolf
01-18-2003, 12:20 PM
'YEEE HAH!'

Things are good. These Alien dumb dumbs were so taken aback, they had only launched 40 odd fighters to intercept, and they were ***** cats.

We were knocking the out on the ground before they could take off.

Even the AA guns were not all up and going...

'topshot, no worries here!'

Doom blooms filled the view screen like a carpet of roses, each fiery red and pure white for their instanteous existances.

No worries at all.

ckcsaber
01-18-2003, 01:06 PM
A headhunter, stuck in orbit above the alien planet lies dead in space.

"Dammit! They didnt take care of her!" yells ckcsaber from inside.

"Pips, lets try and get this thing working" he yells to his droid. Angrily he kicks his ship, jump starting all his systems.

"Blasted luck of mine."

The headhunter zooms towards the hell that is war.

El Sitherino
01-18-2003, 03:25 PM
*InsaneSith runs up to Lunatic.* what you want me ta do man?

topshot
01-19-2003, 09:52 PM
Topshot keeps mowing down aliens, when a strange alien structure comes into view.

"Um, guys, I think we have a problem! Just as we live at the Spoon Acadamy, the aliens live at the Banana Acadamy! In my book, I believe that's a sign of total domination over all species in the galaxy."

jokemaster
01-19-2003, 10:11 PM
*finds alien armor in tank*
"Topshot, I'm gonna try to infiniltrate it, shoot at me, barely missing, on the way there, we gotta make it seem I'm an alien since the armor covers the whole body they'll never recognize me. I'll try to destroy it or make an entrance for you guys."

topshot
01-19-2003, 10:38 PM
"Okay, if you wish."

*Aims the tank's gun a little off to the side of Joke's to try and fake a hit.*

"Let's hope you have holo-images to make it look like I hit you, or else they may notice."

El Sitherino
01-20-2003, 01:08 AM
Suddenly Insane jumps out and shoots his saber arrows straight into some alien heads.
"shot those motha ****as right between the eyes!" says insane sith excitingly

jokemaster
01-20-2003, 06:19 AM
*drives head-first (where the tank has the most armor) into one of the rounds, damaging the armor*
"It's OK"
Jeez, these guys built tough armor

topshot
01-20-2003, 08:57 PM
"Good. Now I'll use the force to mask your voice to trick the aliens into thinking you are one of them."

*Uses the force to allow Jokemaster to speak the aliens' native language.*

jokemaster
01-20-2003, 09:10 PM
*infiltrates academy, steals a mechaninc's uniform, gets on a forklift, filling it up with as many flamable things as he can and piling them up against the wall. Once the aliens take notice of this they start attacking, forcing Jokemaster to fire back. Jokemaster jumps off forklift, with a brick on the accelerator, and lets it crash into cans, creating a large explosion and a new, large, oddly shaped door, meanwhile Jokemaster takes cover behind a few crates, firing at the aliens*

topshot
01-20-2003, 09:37 PM
A strange power suddenly drains InsaneSith's golden spoon saber hilt of it's energies. Topshot takes notice of this, and looks inside the strange door while Jokemaster keeps firing and finds a Golden Banana-shaped lightsaber hilt.

"Oh man, no. This is not good. The Golden Banana Hilt drains everything just as the spoon empowers anything. It can even drain the golden spoon of its healing capabilities, re-opening our battle scars. I hope every one came prepared with bacta tanks......"

El Sitherino
01-21-2003, 01:06 AM
just after topshot says that insanesith pulls out a little keychain with little remote.he pushes the button and a *click click* suddenly his ship flies and and dumps out bacta tanks.
"is this ok?" asks insanesith
then he pulls out the giant peanut and wishes for the spoons power to not be affected by the banana.

Lunatic Jedi
01-21-2003, 01:29 AM
Now fearing the power of the Banana Academy, Lunatic decides that there is only one way to secure its neutrality is to... well, neutralize it.

He opens a comm channel to the surface.

"Jokemaster, can you give me coordinates for the Banana Academy?"

Jokemaster crackles over the comm channel in reply.

"Sure. Its beta 6, gamma 9."

Lunatic opens a comm channel to the fleet.

"Alright, I want you to target beta 6, gamma 9 and begin a full barrage 40 seconds after my signal. Ready? Begin countdown from 40... now!"

Lunatic opens a channel to Jokemaster again.

"Jokemaster, you have about 40 seconds to get out of there before the whole place goes up in flames. Just thought you should know."

jokemaster
01-21-2003, 06:37 AM
"Roger that"
*steals tank again, exiting by rolling over the main gates this time*

El Sitherino
01-21-2003, 06:01 PM
*Follows tank*

topshot
01-21-2003, 07:16 PM
*Quickly jumps into another tank and rides off with the Flag of the Spoon Acadamy resting on the entrance of the tank itself.*

El Sitherino
01-22-2003, 01:12 AM
insanesith=red
topshot=light blue

decides to catch a ride with topshot. *jumps in topshots tank*
"hey buddy"
"hello."
"i thought id keep ya company"
"alright, you can watch for more enemies"
"will do"

Lunatic Jedi
01-24-2003, 01:58 AM
Lunatic grows tired of watching from orbit and decides to continue his fight on the ground. He takes an orbital drop pod that blazes through the sky, tearing a hole in the ground. As Lunatic climbs slowly from the crater, he looks pissed. EVER SO PISSED.

He unsheathes his sword and begins the most vicious fight he has ever fought. Hacking, slashing, shooting and shrieking all manner of horrible battlecries. His fury drives him until all around him is destruction and death. He is all that is left. He continues on to find Topshot and InsaneSith wreaking havoc in a hijacked tank. Glancing toward the horizon, he notices an aircraft approaching their position.

"Heads up!" he yells to Topshot and InsaneSith, firing two shots into the aircrafts hull. He strikes the fuel tank squarely, turning the fighter into a spiraling ball of flame that plows through the ground, stopping a few feet from Lunatic in a burning mess. The alien pilot scrambles from the wreckage, reaching desperately for his holstered energy weapon. Before he can even get close to it, he is tossed on his back by a vicious kick from Lunatic.

Lunatic hovers over him, sneering.

"Go ahead, give me one good reason not to blow your brainmeat all over the ground."

The alien remains silent, quivering.

"TOO LATE!" Lunatic fires a pair of rifle rounds into the alien's head, spilling bits of its skull and brain about the immediate vicinity.

Lunatic turns again, seeing another aircraft. Before he can aim and destroy it, it fires a missle straight for the tank housing Topshot and InsaneSith. The tank obviously doesn't have any anti-missle system. Lunatic leaps into the air, drawing his sword, and shears the missles cleanly into two halves. The halves whirl blindly through the sky. One strikes the enemy fighter, blowing it to pieces. The other whirls into a small regiment of aliens, tossing them all into oblivion.

Lunatic hops onto the front of the tank, squatting, rifle at the ready.

"Let's go!" he says to Topshot, driving the tank. "I'll provide covering fire!"

The tank rolls on, tearing everything to bits wherever it goes, with Lunatic sniping aliens that try to attack its vulnerable flanks...

El Sitherino
01-24-2003, 12:46 PM
goes insane:D and kills abunch of alien dudes.

jokemaster
01-24-2003, 02:33 PM
*goes medieval on the Aleins, running over the infantry*

topshot
01-24-2003, 08:26 PM
*Goes crazy, super-charges the tank's speed, and they run down every last alien tank standing. Unsheathes a gunblade and starts firing and hacking at all the alien foot soldiers.*

El Sitherino
01-25-2003, 02:54 AM
*pulls out dual sabers and attacks the aliens.**slashes the sabers swinging them around and stabs an alien in the head. the cuts off another ones head.**turns around and yells to topshot* topshot we need to get to their base and set up a bomb. and get some signals to guide the dropships.

nova_wolf
01-25-2003, 06:25 AM
'What the...'

No time to finish that expletive... An explosive banana hits my main foil, not so much breaking it off as vaporising it where it stood!

'Nova Lead - do you require assitance,' inquired the Manta Ray pilot.

'What you think!' Dumb question! 'I'm gonna have to ditch, but the Witch is gonna go in style!'

I spring the canopy in readyness. Opening the tool bay doors drops a rather surprised Flash. I soon follow after him, saber and blaster the only things I can grab.

Salem takes over, and the unwieldy dead weight that was the finest B-Wing in the galaxy crashes into a nearby alien repair yard!

'Beautiful! I scream, ammo and fuel mixing with the Witch's power core to form the mother of all Molotov Cocktails!

'Serves the bastards right.. heh Flash!'

My faithful droid dog loks up at me with a stare tahts vacant even by droid standards.

DAMN IT!

First the White Witch, and now Flash - ahhh... some one's gonna die!

ckcsaber
01-25-2003, 10:01 AM
The ground war raging, the swampies fight on.

A small speck at first grows larger and larger. A flaming fireball rushes towards the battlefield, wind screaming by it, as it breaks thru orbit.

As it falls closer, an Alien grunt looks up and notices it, as it falls faster and faster towards the ground. He recognizes it as one of the primitive swampies space ships. He laughs, as he realizies that the ship is as good as gone, but little does he realize its headed straight for him.

Just as the headhunter smashes into the ground, the cockpit blows open, ejecting the passenger away, as the headhunter explodes, engulfing the alien.

A figure garbed in a green coat lies on the ground. He wearily picks up his hat and uses his spear to lever himself off the ground.

"Anybody miss me?"

Lunatic Jedi
01-25-2003, 07:13 PM
Lunatic receives a message over the comm channel from a captain aboard the flagship of the fleet, the Spizzwizzle.

"Sir, we've got the entire northwestern continent secured. Our ground forces are just mopping up the rest of the alien defenders. We can now commandeer the production facilities to keep ourselves moving all the way to their capital city!"

"Excellent. Do we have sufficient forces to challenge the capital?"

The captain replies, his voice wavering.

"Are you joking? We'd get slaughtered! We're going to need about three weeks to build up the sufficient forces with the facilities we have now. Of course, that could be sped up if we launched an offensive on the southwestern continent. That's their weakest point. We should be able to take them over without much difficulty."

"Alright. Let's see what we can do..."

Lunatic opens up a general comm channel to all the available soldiers.

"I want everybody who's ready to fight to get in the dropships and head for the southwestern continent. I'll contact you when you arrive."

He turns to Topshot and InsaneSith.

"Come on. We'll take the shuttle. We'll be able to sneak in while they're distracted."

El Sitherino
01-25-2003, 07:31 PM
*runs into the shuttle* hey Lunatic we could use these speeders. *jumps on speeder as shuttle door closes*

topshot
01-25-2003, 08:39 PM
"I accept your orders, Lunatic Jedi. I am ready to what you wish!"

*Hops in the shuttle with Lunatic Jedi and InsaneSith.*

"Power suit, stealth mode."

*becomes transparent and saddles up on a nearby speeder.*

"This should help distract any unwary guards from getting in our way. It'll be as if they think that ghosts have haunted their bikes!"

Lunatic Jedi
01-25-2003, 09:44 PM
Lunatic quickly hops on a speeder and drives it into the closing shuttle cargo door. He hops off, moves to the cockpit, punches in the the coordinates and hits the autopilot. He then hurries back to the cargo bay and mounts the speeder again.

Their stomachs lurch as the ship lifts off and beelines toward the southwestern continent...

jokemaster
01-25-2003, 11:36 PM
*through comlink*
"I need to do one more thing, I'm detecting an alien launch pad near here, They're about to launch something into space. I'm gonna switch whatever they have in there with one of my recon satelites, it'll give us a holo-map of the city for planning, besides, whatever they're launching can't be good for us and we can take it out of commision."
*heads with tank into launch pad undetected. Disguises himself as a engineer making final checks, replaces Ion Power Satelite with Recon Satelite. Right after launch i plant some bombs on launch pad and fuel reserves. Once he escapes he detonates the bombs, causing a huge explosion that destroys the launch center entirely*
"Mission accomplished, you should be getting city maps and data about now"

Lunatic Jedi
01-26-2003, 07:46 PM
*Lunatic receives the area data on the shuttle's transmission screen and imputs it to the radar.*

"Woah, this is their industrial capital! Taking this place over will defnitely increase our production."

nova_wolf
01-27-2003, 02:10 PM
Waa - whats beeps!

Past experience leads me to assume bomb... Well - we are at war.
Thankfully it its only my compad.

I dispatch a few more of the swines that shot me down! There can't be another AA gunner around here for miles! hehehe!

Ummm... Industrial sector - perhaps I can fix poor old Flash...

The rope to Flash's less than majestic sled, mad almost entirely of B-Wing wreckage (keepin it in the family!) is in hand as I drudge my way southwards, and hopefully to full strength.

If these alien bastards thought I was ticked, Flash is REALLY gonna cause some looks! :D

jokemaster
01-27-2003, 05:11 PM
"I've detected two weaknesses for the wall, one is the power generator for the whole city, the other is an armory, if we blow one up there's gonna be some fireworks on the wall, we can sneak into the city in the tank, but i need someone to come with me. I'm gonna make some space for the hardware by taking out some of the less needed things in the tank. I need two more people to come with me. Meet me at this coordinates"
*sends everyone his coordinates*

topshot
01-27-2003, 07:05 PM
*Receives Joke's coords*

Topshot:"Hmm, the industrial capital, huh? I could probably manufacture some weapons for us from there! Hang on, Joke, I'm coming!"

*prepares plans for the modified golden gun, the devastation chain, and his super-charged Blastek Pistol, and runs off to Joke's location.*

jokemaster
01-27-2003, 08:55 PM
*prepares tank for more room, emptying everything unnecesary (IE: Alien life support, alien medicines, manuals, Alien radio and the gravity control.)*
"good to hear it topshot, I'll start working on my 'special recepe' "

topshot
01-27-2003, 10:37 PM
"I'm glad to hear that you can cook . ;) "

El Sitherino
01-27-2003, 11:18 PM
*while waiting for night to fall for the attack to commence insanesith makes a warm meal.*

topshot
01-28-2003, 09:49 PM
*While sneaking into the abandoned industrial building, Topshot radios Joke and the others.*

"All clear. The aliens must have used this abandoned research facility to create mutant hybrids. I've found some equipment we could use. A DNA replicator, an enhanced fusion cutter, and some machine I can't describe, but it looks like it was used to create other weapons just by feeding it a sheet of a person's battle statistics. In other words, they could create weapons even more powerful than all of us combined! Luckily, I brought plans for the extension to the golden spoon saber. It's called the golden gun hilt. It's supposed to magnify the power of the golden spoon 10 times. It connects to the butt of the spoon saber's hilt."

*stashes plans in the hidden side panel of his power suit.*

"Anything up with you guys?"

El Sitherino
01-29-2003, 03:59 AM
"not much here" says insane sith
*toggles scope to check the gaurd tower*
"i still dont see any gaurds in the tower" insanesith states while eating his chicken.
"after you plant the bomb come up here and we can eat some more chicken"

jokemaster
01-29-2003, 07:40 AM
*looking through sniping rifle*
"Gaurds still there, but not for long"
*a silenced shot is heard, then gaurd grabs chest and falls over the rail, and lands on top of another gaurd killing them both *
"ouch, thats gotta hurt"
(OOS: this happened to me in Metal Gear Solid 2, tanker chapter i was :confused: )

topshot
01-29-2003, 10:25 PM
*switches cloaking device on.*

"Great. The alarm went off!"

*Quickly builds weapons, plants the bomb in the reactor control room of the base. Sets the bomb's timer*

"1 hour, and this baby's smoking! It's just enough time for us to escape unharmed!"

*Starts running like hell.*

jokemaster
01-30-2003, 07:51 AM
*runs to garage, putting bombs on all the alien veichles to avoid pursuit*
"Comeo on, we need to head to the armory"
*arrives at tank and starts heating the engines*

nova_wolf
01-30-2003, 04:59 PM
Its nearing dark when I finally reach the factory.

My spooner sense is tingaling...

I leave my sled and droid pooch to investigate furthar...

Saber in one hand, blaster the other, I summon my final leg strength to kick open the door and dive roll through.

I come up on one knee, and what do I see before me?

A bloody Swampies Anonymous meeting!

'Looks like I was the last t get an invite then!'

topshot, jokemaster - even InsaneSith. Unfortunatley, their running the opposite direction...

'A slight change of plan,' calls topshot. 'We're staying else were. LEG IT!'

Strap in hand once more, I pull with all my might , suddenly aware of less than chirpy alien sentries behind us.

'Sod this!'

I stand my groud, calling back to my comrades, 'Its only twenty of them :D ...'

They keep running...

'...and they said the Swamp looks like just another Gungan city!'

Oooh :eek: - that got their attention!

El Sitherino
01-30-2003, 05:55 PM
*targets a line of aliens*
*pulls trigger*
{the 5 aliens drop dead after the bullet flys through their heads}
"heh, too easy" insanesith says cockily
"jokemaster, i need cover while i get into second position." states insanesith over the radio.

jokemaster
01-30-2003, 06:25 PM
"got it"
*moves from spot to spot, hiding and shooting aliens with diffrent weapons, confusing them to the point of accidentaly shooting each other*

El Sitherino
01-30-2003, 06:51 PM
*moves into position*
*readys rifle*
" ok im in position, im ready to take out the gaurds at anytime lunatic." says insanesith over the radio

topshot
01-30-2003, 07:05 PM
*Overhears InsaneSith's radio transmission.*

"You really think you can take on a line of guards by yourself?"

Insane replied,"I'm very sure I can!"

"Remember the golden spoon I gave yah?"

"Uh-huh!"

"Take this with you!" *throws modified golden gun to Insane.*
"It's a power link option to the saber. You can use lightsaber blade as an energy shot! In other words, I made the gun to attachable to your golden spoon. Becareful though, it relies solidly on the healing power of the golden spoon's hilt in order for the saber blaster to work."

Lunatic Jedi
01-31-2003, 01:47 AM
As the alarm goes off, Lunatic whips out his rifle, ready for a forceful exfiltration, until he glances at the power generator, and the bombs on it. Suddenly something dawns on him.

"Oh crap! Topshot, we need the auxiliary generator intact so we can start the production as soon as we take over the continent. Without that power generator, this whole continent is useless. Can you move that bomb onto the other end of the generator? Sith and I will cover you."

Lunatic opens a comm link to InsaneSith.

"You ready up there? Topshot needs to reposition one of the bombs. I'm going to cover him from in here. There are probably several aliens about to storm the building. Pick off as many as you can and I'll take care of the rest."

InsaneSith replies "Roger that."

Suddenly, the door is kicked down and the energy bolts and bullets start flying. Lunatic cuts down two, and three are picked off by a single bullet from InsaneSith.

"Nice shot," says Lunatic over the comm channel.

Another wave of aliens files through the door. There are about 25, and these ones have grenades.

"Get down!" Lunatic barks to topshot as he dives behind some crates.

jokemaster
01-31-2003, 06:16 AM
*hears Lunatics messages on the comlink and heads twoard a good snipe position*
"I got you"
*starts sniping the aliens*

topshot
01-31-2003, 03:54 PM
*Receives Lunatic's message. Quickly turns off bomb and ducks off to the side of some cargo. The alarm stops sounding off.*

Topshot:"Yeah, I can move it to the other side."

*Moves the bomb, stealthily, over to the other side of the auxiliary generator.*

"These guys are getting on my ****** nerves!"

*Takes out a modified version of Han Solo's blaster and blasts three holes into 5 alien guards.*

El Sitherino
01-31-2003, 05:58 PM
{suddenly a alien tanker makes it way toward topshot}
*adjusts scope and aim for alien drivers head.*
*takes a shot killing the driver*
*reloads gun and aims for the steering column and shoots*
{the alien tanker makes a sharp turn into the alien base wall making a huge breach in the wall.*
" alright dropships bring the troops in at the breach" commands insane over the radio.

Lunatic Jedi
02-01-2003, 02:14 AM
After the aliens have been disposed of, Topshot suddenly whips by, screaming "RUN! RUN!"

Puzzled, Lunatic whirls around, and just manages to spot a freshly reset timer reading 00:30, and ticking rather quickly. Lunatic yelps and immediately begins sprinting for the door.

29...

Lunatic yells to Topshot, running alongside him, "Why did you set it for only 30 seconds?

28...

Topshot replies, "So that we'll take out as many as we can when the thing blows. They'll all be following us.

27...

"Hmmm, makes sense." muses Lunatic.

26...

An alien appears on a balcony above them and starts shooting.

25...

Lunatic whips out his rifle and shoots the alien. They keep running uninterupted for a bit.

24...
23...
22...
21...
20...

Three more aliens appear behind an aircraft.

19...

Topshot draws his blaster and blows their heads off.

18...
17...
16...
15...
14...

About ten aliens appear near the door. Topshot and Lunatic see that they must fight their way out.

13...

Lunatic eliminates one, and Topshot hits one in the leg, crippling it.

12...

The stumbling alien fires a shot to and takes a chunk out of the crates that they are hiding behind.

11...

Lunatic fires a single rifle shot that pierces the alien through the chest, killing it.

10...

Lunatic eliminates them all with a grenade, and they keep running.

9...
8...
7...

Topshot and Lunatic get out of the building, but are not out of the blast radius yet. They are faced with a hail of energy bolts. Still, they have only 7 seconds left and decide to run for it.

6...
5...
4...
3...
2...
1...

Lunatic and Topshot leap into the air.

0...

BOOM

Lunatic and Topshot are hurled through the air by the blast, and Lunatic lands face down in the mud.

A few familiar voices chirp over the comm.

"You okay Lunatic?"

The only response is a muffled "Yes" followed by an equally muffled "Ow."

topshot
02-01-2003, 06:16 AM
Topshot tries to get up.

"Ow, I think I broke my leg! Get a medic here, stat!"

jokemaster
02-01-2003, 11:56 AM
"I was afraid this would happen, there's no expert medic here, just us. I'll go get the first aid kit, find something to hold his leg meanwhile"
*goes into tank to find his backpack and first aid kit*

El Sitherino
02-02-2003, 11:34 PM
*runs to topshot with firstaid kit*
"here you go man"says insane sith to topshot
*runs to destroyed base and kills surviving aliens.*

jokemaster
02-05-2003, 06:32 PM
*gets topshot and Lunatic Jedi to tank*
"Insane, get over here. We're heading to the armory"

ckcsaber
02-05-2003, 06:40 PM
A dusty wind slowly breezes over the bloodied ground. ckcsaber steps out from the shroud and dusts off his jacket.

As he takes a look at his surroundings, while clutching his spear, he sees a tank a little in the distance.

Eager to join his fellow Sampies he runs to the tank and is greeted by Jokemaster, topshot, and Lunatic Jedi....

El Sitherino
02-05-2003, 06:50 PM
*joins up with the rest*
"so whats the plan?" asks insanesith.

jokemaster
02-05-2003, 07:00 PM
*takes out heat signature, and pictures taken by satelite*
"OK, the plan is this, this is their armory, most of their backup weapons and tanks are located here, there are 5 major sections to be bombed. There's the Motor section, that houses all their veichles, incuding aircraft. There's Explosives, includes Detonators, Dynamite and other stuff. Then there's Explosive weaponry, which houses their Rocket Launchers and bazookas. Main Weapons, which includes blasters and the like. Finally there's the barracks, on which bombs have to be planted on the outside and exits blocked to kill as many aliens as we can at a time. Take your pick: I chose Motor section"

ckcsaber
02-05-2003, 07:14 PM
ckcsaber's eyes gleam when he hears jokemaster describe the barracks.

"I've got the barracks" ckcsaber simply states.

"I want to see the bastards before I blow em' to pieces."

jokemaster
02-05-2003, 09:01 PM
"OK, do you need some explosives?"

topshot
02-05-2003, 11:11 PM
"I'll take the Explosives section by storm! Nothing cooks aliens without a little fire and brimstone now, does it?"

*Takes out a pack of matches.*

"I'm healed enough to run. The bone healed like glue fixing wood. I should be able to make it out of there in.....oh, I don't know 5 or 10 minutes give or take."

jokemaster
02-06-2003, 07:00 AM
"oh, almost forgot. You see some new technology and try to grab some of it. Blueprints, the items themselves, it doesn't matter what."

ckcsaber
02-06-2003, 06:37 PM
ckcsaber says "yes, I think I'll be needing some explosives. Once we have everyone ready, we will need to sychronize our attacks, so the aliens will REALLY be in confusion."

El Sitherino
02-06-2003, 08:54 PM
"I'll go with ckcsaber" proclaims InsaneSith

Lunatic Jedi
02-06-2003, 11:40 PM
Lunatic dons his stealth suit.

"I'll take the main weapons department. I'll try to cart off as many weapons as I can before I blow the place."

Lunatic switches his night vision on, runs off, and melts into the shadows of the night...

ckcsaber
02-07-2003, 11:14 AM
Clutching his spear to his chest, and his hat to his head, ckcsaber moves stealthily along, running thru the shadows. Not far behind is InsaneSith, gripping the explosives.

"The barracks are just ahead. We can plant the bobs all over the place so we can really blow these b@stards up. Lets go" states ckcsaber.

InsaneSith gives a stern nod of his head, as the two move forward.....

topshot
02-07-2003, 06:19 PM
Topshot radios JokeMaster and informs him that he's just found the Explosives factory and located the blueprints for a combined neutron-particle chaser missile and a heavy duty modified Imperial Assault Cannon.

"I'm taking these blueprints. They may be good for something...."

*Plants bombs inside the factory. Sets their timers for 8 minutes.*

"The bombs are planted here! I'm dashing outta here!"

jokemaster
02-07-2003, 06:52 PM
*heads to Motor section*
"It must be that building over there"
*snipes the few aliens there and runs toward it.*
"I found it."
*pours gasoline all over the place, grabs blueprints for some tanks and a super-fast all-terrain veichle.*
"got some plans, planting bombs and heading back"
*plants bombs on each of the veichles. and heads back to tank.*

ckcsaber
02-07-2003, 07:05 PM
As ckcsaber and InsaneSith come upon the barracks, something moves in the shadows.

An alien grunt leaps out and stares at the 2 swampies.

InsaneSith grabs his blaster just as the alien runs away.

"Blast him, Insane! Don't let him alert the others!" yells ckcsaber.

A myriad of bolts fly out of InsaneSith's blaster, but to no avail, as the alien reaches the doors of the barracks, screaming an alert to all the others.

"Lets get these bombs planted, and get our arses out of here!" yells InsaneSith as he runs towards the barracks.

As the 2 begin planting the explosives, a group of aliens emerges from the barracks. "Keep on planting the bombs, I'll try and buy us some time!" shouts ckcsaber.

As he flourishes his spear the aliens move forward pulling out their crude swords. ckcsaber dashes forward spear cutting and stabbing thru the aliens.

Desperatly InsaneSith plants one of the bombs, and looks up to see ckcsaber becoing overwhelmed, no longer on the offensive, but knocking away swings for his dear life!......

jokemaster
02-07-2003, 09:52 PM
*through comlink*
"ckcsaber, InsaneSith, where are you?"
*no response, then some fighting noises*
"The hell, I knew we shouldn't have sent them so close to the enemy"
*calls topshot on the comlink*
""topshot, it seems ckcsaber and Insane are in some trouble, I'm gonna see what it is. I'll get back to you."
*heads to barracks and looks through a sniper rifle, finding ckcsaber surrounded.*
"Topshot, Lunatic, we need backup at barracks"
*snipes some of the aliens, distracting/confusing them, giving ckcsaber a chance to kill a few more*

topshot
02-07-2003, 11:59 PM
All of a sudden, 5 of the heads of the alien soldiers facing ckcsaber mysteriously disappear from their shoulders.

Thinking this was the work of Craig, Jokemaster wonders if he came to help, but all worries vanished when Topshot walked out of the darkness of a shady area.

Topshot:"How do you all like my new trick? Quick strike. You gotta
love it!!!"

*Pulls out his trusty Wind Blade from out of thin air.*

Lunatic Jedi
02-08-2003, 02:44 AM
Lunatic, now disguised and deftly smuggling weapons out of the weapons depot, receives a distress call from the barracks.

He takes a last load of weaponry back to his shuttle, now loaded with armaments, and hops in. As he guns the engines, he produces a remot from his pocket and with a sly little smirk, presses the button, then laughs at the fireworks as the depot goes up in flames.

Glancing over the horizon, he sees several other distant explosions. He grins.

"Perfect," he mutters.

ckcsaber
02-08-2003, 09:29 PM
As an alien blade flies towards ckcsaber, he shrinks back waiting for the death blow. Suddenly a small popping sound, followed by a splat opens ckcsaber's eyes. The aliens head was now only a pile of green craps thanks to some serious sniping on Jokemasters part.

Hastily ckcsaber tips his hat in the direction of the sniping, a small thanks for his life. He whips his spear up and spins in towards the remaining 5 aliens left.

His spear quickly slids in and out of the chest of one alien, and he parries away the strike of another. Jumping back he yells
"Insane, hurry up, because even if I manage to get rid of these bastards, more will come!"

With a sigh, he brings his spear back up, and leaps forward, spear twirling aboves his head.

He sourly mutters "it never ends....

jokemaster
02-08-2003, 10:45 PM
*continues sniping Aliens, covering ckcsaber*
"come on, hurry up Insane"

topshot
02-08-2003, 11:11 PM
Twin blades twirling in his hands, Topshot never ceases to amuse himself. Head after alien head, he thrashes them all, putting up a little defense for the others while they attack on offense.

He's just begun using all of his kung-fu moves to send most of the aliens to the scrap heap. He begins to think if these aliens will ever give up and die.

Just as soon as Jokemaster prepares another sniper shot, Topshot had spotted three more aliens making their move at a rapid speed, blades aimed for Jokemaster, ckcsaber, and InsaneSith. As fast as the three aliens were going, Topshot no longer hesitated to warn the others.

"EVERYONE DUCK!!!!!!"

As fast as the blades flew, Topshot had come out dicing and slicing the evil demons into halves and fourths.

"Just how many of these guys are there????" he ponders to himself, whilst quickly evading three blows to the chest, kneck, and head.

Just as quickly as he was attacked, he just as quickly defended.

ckcsaber
02-08-2003, 11:21 PM
Pulling his spear out of the shoulder of an alien, ckcsaber quickly turns around and flicks the spear into the face of a rushing grunt. He sees Topshot out of the corner of his eye, twisting in mid-air, slashing the aliens around him. The continous sounds of bullets fill the air, as Jokemaster meticulously picks off the aliens one by one.

Behind all the chaos, Insanesith plants his third bomb, and gets up to plant the final 2 bombs on the other side of the building. He hears a distant shout from Jokemaster to hurry just as an explosion rips thru the air.

The former weapons depot was ablaze. The aliens, horror stricken, quickly qipe off the astonishment from their faces as they continue their attack.

Lunatic Jedi's voice crackles in over ckcsaber's comm. "The weapons depot is finished. Get your jobs done, and we will regroup. Lunatic, out."

With a grim sigh, all ckcsaber can mutter is "hurry, Insane, hurry"....

Lunatic Jedi
02-09-2003, 06:26 AM
As Lunatic gazes west, crouching atop a ridge near the destroyed weapons depot, he notices that the base should have been bombed by now. Something must be wrong. He gets in the shuttle and hurries to the last surviving base.

Upon arrival, he sees that InsaneSith is weaving his way through the barrage of gunfire to reach the bomb locations, Topshot is now a glittering blur surrounded by some assorted flying alien limbs, ckcsaber is impaling enemies left and right, and Jokemaster is sniping frantically to keep the aliens away from Insane.

Lunatic parks the shuttle just east of the base and crouches in the shadows just beneath the guard tower from which Jokemaster is sniping. He produces his F2000 rifle and cocks his head to look through the scope. He alters the firing mode to single shot, and begins sniping aliens.

Alarmed, Jokemaster looks down at Lunatic, who waves, grinning jocularly...

Mex
02-09-2003, 07:14 AM
Sorry i'm a bit late.

May I join in? :)

topshot
02-09-2003, 04:07 PM
Topshot keeps twirling in mid air in a blaze of crimson, slashing and bashing alien heads.

Looking to the horizon, he sees someone running into battle the aliens, but he can't quite tell who it is. He quietly waits and watches from the cliff of the base, waiting for the call for help again.

El Sitherino
02-11-2003, 11:42 PM
*collapses*
{lying in a pool of blood}
*gasping for air*
"im bleeding really bad.

ckcsaber
02-12-2003, 09:22 AM
ckcsaber, his spear a blur, as he defends the blows coming towards him from all angles. He sees, from the corner of his eye, InsaneSith plant the last bomb. ckcsaber hastily jumps back, ready to escape, but as InsaneSith gets up and readies himself to leave, an alien grunt leaps at Insane from the shadows, impaling his leg, before InsaneSith finally delivers a killing blow to the Alien’s neck.

Quickly, ckcsaber yanks out his comm unit, while avoiding attacks from everywhere. “The bombs have been planted, Topshot fall back! Lunatic and Jokemaster, I need cover fire to go get InsaneSith, who has been wounded. We’ve got 2 minutes before this place blows up! ckcsaber out!”

Pulling his hat to his head, and patting his lucky dice in his pocket, he runs across the field of alien grunts, towards InsaneSith…..

topshot
02-12-2003, 06:42 PM
Seeing his comrade InsaneSith in severe pain, Topshot quickly jumps down from the cliff where he watches for enemies and allies, bringing along a med-kit and some bacta. He and ckcsaber meet at the same point where they were planning to help InsaneSith heal.

Topshot:"How bad is the wound, InsaneSith? How much pain do
you feel?!"

InsaneSith, clutches the place where he was hit, and replies,"The pain is excruciating! I feel like I'm dying!"

Topshot:"Try to hang a while longer! Ckcsaber, did you carry along the hilt that I gave to InsaneSith while we were fighting the aliens at the temple of the spoons?"

InsaneSith:"I can't hold on any longer!!!!"

Topshot tries to prolong the damage by soothing the wounded body parts with his medical combat training while at the Rebel Training Academy on Bespin. He quickly takes out the salves, healing herbs, and the emergency bacta unit out from his medkit.

Using his expertise, Topshot quickly carries InsaneSith to the forests of the planet. After finding a well hidden spot, Topshot quickly sets up an emergency camp and lays InsaneSith on a cot. He then steps outside for a moment and waits for ckcsaber to get the golden spoon saber hilt.

ckcsaber
02-12-2003, 07:33 PM
ckcsaber runs towards the fallen InsaneSith, thru the mob of Aliens. The grunts fall down one by one as they are picked off by Lunatic Jedi and Jokemaster. As he comes upon the fallen body a shadow creeps up on ckcsaber, who continues forwards unknowing.

The grunt silently unseathes his sword, while his feet quietly pad their way behind ckcsaber. The grunt, sword upraised, brings down the sword....only to find himself bleeding.

The grunt stares dully at his stomach, feeling the windblade which had impaled him. With a thud he falls to the dusty ground.

Hearing the grunt fall, ckcsaber whips around, spear ready, to find the corpse, and a smug Topshot who cooly pulls his blade out of the aliens chest.

"I knew you'd need help ckc, so don't try and get me to fall back again." says Topshot.

All ckcsaber can do is give Topshot a firm nod, a thanks, and mutter "blasted luck" under his breath.

As the 2 come upon InsaneSith, Topshot quickly falls upon his knees and does his best to soothe InsaneSith. Meanwhile, ckcsaber watches their backs, eyes open for other sneaking aliens.

"Do you still have the spoon hilt from the Swamp ckcsaber?" asks Topshot. "I will need it to fully heal InsaneSith. He was hit with with a toxin I have never seen before, and only the power of the spoon can heal him."

ckcsaber brightly replys" Yes! I've still got it. It is just in my...my...headhunter...which crash landed on this godforsaken planet." he finishes sadly.

"The spoon hilt is near indestructable ckcsaber." replys Topshot.

"Right, I'll go search the wreckage for the hilt. Meanwhile, you take InsaneSith up to those forests up there. i will tell the others to try and rendevous with you." ckcsaber says while walking away.

"Lunatic, jokemaster, can you hear me? This is ckcsaber and Topshot has InsaneSith. I need to go find the spoon hilt in order to heal Insane. Try and meet up at that forest bordering the barracks compound. I will go as quickly as I can. ckcsaber out."

topshot
02-12-2003, 07:46 PM
Topshot reassures Insane that he'll survive once he's re-energized by the saber's glowing handle.

"This is not your time to die, Insane. Heaven has reserved your time die on another day. One thing I forgot to mention, the saber hilt cannot work without it's destined user. That user is you......."

Lunatic Jedi
02-14-2003, 03:12 AM
With InsaneSith safely evacuated to a forest on the outskirts of the area, Lunatic takes a few more potshots and runs for his shuttle. The bomb is only a few seconds away from going off.

As his shuttle lifts off, the first charge detonates, setting off reactions in the nearby storage tanks filled with flammable chemicals. The subsequent explosions annihilate the depot in the most massive blast he's seen in all the night's attacks. He wonders what those chemicals were to set off an explosion like that. He doubles the shuttle back and begins searching the wreckage with an atmospheric scanner. He finds a few traces of what appears to be the chemical. He picks up the traces and heads over to the small medical encampment in the forest to see if he can get his mobile lab equipment working.

As he approaches a med tent, he sees a few wounded soldiers, and InsaneSith with Topshot by his side, trying his best to stop the bleeding. He approaches.

"So, is he okay?" he asks.

"I don't know," replies Topshot. "The poison in that spear contained an enzyme that's keeping the blood from coagulating around the wound, so I just can't stop the bleeding."

Lunatic sinks his head slightly as InsaneSith groans softly and squirms a bit. Lunatic turns to him, placing his hand on his shoulder.

"You have to live through this, soldier. That's an order."

Wheeling around, Lunatic sets up his mobile lab and begins analyzing the mysterious chemical compound. He continues to work long in to the night...

ckcsaber
02-14-2003, 09:22 AM
ckcsaber jumps off quickly, as the swoop bike comes to a halt, and runs towards the wreckage of his headhunter.

"It must be here, ckcsaber mutters. "Topshot said it was indestructible...."

Hastily ckcsaber drops to his knees, hands digging thru the rubble.

His search continues for another hour when he comes upon the remnants of what was once his headhunters storage compartment. He searches through it to find a small half burned cloth holding the spoon hilt.

He quickly pockets the hilt, and makes his way back to the swoop bike.

"It's gonna be a long ride back" he sighs......

topshot
02-14-2003, 02:10 PM
With Lunatic studying the poison and ckcsaber bringing back the saber, Topshot knows everything will be alright for his fallen comrade.

"It's only time before that alien's poison takes effect in InsaneSith's blood. And that is not good......" Topshot thinks to himself,"..........please hurry back, ckcsaber! I don't know if he can last much longer!"

Turning to Lunatic, he asks about the poison.

"Have you found out yet what type of poison that was?"

"As of yet, I do not know. I'm going to study the poison for a possible antidote."

"Well, let's hope you find one soon........"

"Don't worry about it, Topshot. I'll find one."

"Thanks."

El Sitherino
02-14-2003, 06:56 PM
*dozes into a light coma*

Lunatic Jedi
02-14-2003, 10:25 PM
Lunatic delicately pours a calcium-nitrogen compound into a flask containing a few little millileters of poison... and nothing happens. He swears under his breath, and whirls his chair around to one of the other many desks in the lab. As he turns, he inhales sharply, also inhaling a bit of pepper lurking on a plate containing a half-eaten meal from earlier that night. He starts to gear up for a sneeze, and by a sheer act of fate, he sneezes right into the mixture. It suddenly turns green and begins to bubble.

Lunatic's eyes widen and he leaps from his chair, closes the flask, and runs toward the medical tent, screaming "I've done it! I've done it!"

Mex
02-15-2003, 07:15 AM
Meanwhile...

Flanders is trying to reach Lunatic by running as fast as he can! But Flanders falls over and is ambushed by aliens!
"Help me for god sake!"

jokemaster
02-15-2003, 07:23 AM
*hears flanders*
"oh crap. Stay here"
*goes for flanders with a sniper rifle by his side*

topshot
02-15-2003, 10:58 AM
"So, you found an antidote, Lunatic?"

ckcsaber
02-15-2003, 12:22 PM
"So, you found an antidote, Lunatic?"

ckcsaber steps thru the flap of tent, one hand holding his spear, the other tightly gripping the spoon hilt.

"Antidote or no, we have the spoon hilt now, not just to heal Insane, but to help us with our war with the Aliens." ckcsaber says as he hands Topshot the hilt.

topshot
02-15-2003, 12:49 PM
"Thanks, ckcsaber."

Turning to the ailing InsaneSith, he hands the saber hilt to it's master.

"Here, take this."

"Thanks. I feel much better now."

Turning to the others, Topshot is spread with a look of awe.

"Well, that was a cure!"

Lunatic Jedi
02-16-2003, 04:51 AM
Lunatic looks disappointed.

"You mean my antidote is worthless now? My sweat and blood... and a little mucus, went into this thing and now I have nothing to use it for? This sucks. Oh well. InsaneSith is okay and that's all that matters..."

Lunatic haphazardly tosses the flask over his shoulder. It flies through the tent flap and lands outside. The flask breaks and there is a sudden explosion. The concoction explodes and burns with a power greater than that of napalm. Everyone stands by the small burning patch of grass with wide eyes. They exchange devious glances, and all say at once...

"I think we have a new weapon..."

topshot
02-16-2003, 09:20 PM
"Gosh! If Insane drank that stuff, he would've been dead in minutes! Now that he's cured and all, what shall we call this new weapon? The Napalm Grenade?"

Lunatic Jedi
02-17-2003, 06:22 AM
"Or how about the bomby fire sneeze bubbly... no, no... Napalm Grenade is good. Yeah, Napalm Grenade. I'll go start making some more."

Lunatic returns to his lab and begins replicating the material...

El Sitherino
02-17-2003, 08:18 AM
*gets up*
whats going on? insane sith questions.

topshot
02-18-2003, 05:50 PM
"You were poisoned. For a while, you were knocked out due to the effect it was having on you. Luckily, ckcsaber, Lunatic Jedi, and myself have cured you of that ailment."

*Looks outside the tent.*

"Uh-oh! Looks like those aliens found where we were hiding!"

Lunatic: "How many are out there?"

Topshot:"About 10 of 'em. Each are carrying high impact
weapons. Looks like we'll have to kill them before they
reach our view......"

El Sitherino
02-18-2003, 09:12 PM
*picks up sniper rifle and starts shooting at the aliens*
"DIE ALIEN SCUM!!"
"did we get that base down i cant remember?*

Lunatic Jedi
02-18-2003, 11:24 PM
*Opens fire on the aliens with a massive chaingun*

"Yeah, we turned it into rubble!"

topshot
02-19-2003, 08:42 PM
*Takes out his katanas from the side hatch of the safety tent and starts slicing 'n' dicing. 10 more head for Topshot.*

"10 on 1, huh? Them's good odds to me!"

*Keeps twirling and whirling in a blur, slicing through aliens as if though he was dancing with his blades.*

"JokeMaster and Flanders are still at the ruins of the base! I'll hurry up and signal them!"

*Presses the emergency ally signal on his belt, calling the two.*

From the ground rose the same demon scum they had fought to destroy at the Temple of the Spoons. This time, he brought a few friends along.

Topshot looks back, only to get knocked aside by one of the demonic super-hulks.

Lunatic Jedi
02-20-2003, 04:29 AM
"Oh crapwads..."

Lunatic whips out his broadsword and hacks at one of the demon's ankles, severing it. The demon shrieks hideously as disgusting, thick blood gushes from the wound. Lunatic whirls his blade around and drives it through the agonizing creatures skull.

"One down..." he hisses.

He wheels around and jabs the tip of his keen sword into another demon's abdomen, doubling it over. He promptly withdraws the blade and, with a vicious slash, decapitates the abomination.

He turns to the tents and yells "JOKEMASTER! FLANDERS! WE COULD USE A LITTLE HELP OUT HERE!"

ckcsaber
02-20-2003, 02:07 PM
ckcsaber lazily blows another smoke ring from his pipe. He lets out a content sigh as he sinks deeper into the chair.

Outside ckcsaber’s tent, there is the sound of fighting, and something that sounds a little like that demon they encountered at the Temple.

"JOKEMASTER! FLANDERS! WE COULD USE A LITTLE HELP OUT HERE!" yells Lunatic Jedi.

Pausing, ckcsaber decides wether or not he should join the fray. On one hand, he wasn’t ASKED to help so it might be rude to join in, but on the other hand it might be rude if he didn’t help out.

ckcsaber’s brain works furiously over his dilema, wether or not to join in the battle despite being asked to.

A decision was made for him when the huge demon ripped the tent out of the ground, leaving ckcsaber staring slackjawed at the moster looming overhead….

topshot
02-20-2003, 07:15 PM
"Uggh, what hit me?" Topshot questions, finally coming back to consciousness.


He looks to the now ruined tent, except it wasn't a tent he was seeing. Instead, he saw ckcsaber just standing there staring at the monster as if he didn't know what to do.

"I thought we killed that thing.........," he said, grimly,".........I guess there's no time to stand here and watch my friends get ripped to pieces..........."

With that said, Topshot quickly descends upon the beast and starts laying blow after devastating blow on the heavy creature. Face smashings, scissor take downs, back breakers. There was not a single move in the whole book of martial arts that Topshot couldn't remember, because he remembered those moves well.

After cutting off the demon's circulation, Topshot flips to his feet and, with one swift motion, throws ckcsaber one of his katanas.

"Here.....catch!!!!!!!"

Lunatic Jedi
02-21-2003, 01:40 AM
Lunatic lobs a grenade into a crowd of demons, tossing them through the air in a shower of limbs and thick, curdled blood. He unsheathes his twin katanas and jabs them in a demon's stomach, whirls around, stabs them in its stomach again, and then kicks it in the face, toppling its corpse over.

He whips out his dual pistols, leaps straight into the air, and starts shooting demons. The recoil of the twin pistols keeps him suspended in the air. He stops firing, somersaults in mid-air and lands in the center of a circle of dead demons.

He turns to the tents to see some particularly large demons attacking the tents.

"Oh hell," he mutters, and runs toward the tents...

ckcsaber
02-21-2003, 11:39 AM
"HERE........ CATCH!" yells Topshot as he throws a Katana to ckcsaber.

He quickly snatches it out of the air and throws it into the face of a rushing alien.

Gunshots can be heard as Lunatic Jedi jumps thru the air, pumping metal into the aliens.

With the big Demon taken care of thanks to Topshot, ckcsaber slightly relaxes, but a shout of warning comes from Lunatic Jedi who hurridly points at the cause of his warning.

A pack of demons, the type they faced at the Temple, charges towards the remainder of the tents.

ckcsaber hastily grabs his spear and readies himself for the upcoming onslaught.....

Lunatic Jedi
02-22-2003, 05:17 AM
Lunatic dashes full speed toward the tent encampment. A few soldiers are desparately trying to fight off the demons, but with limited success. Lunatic holsters his guns and unsheathes his broadsword. He charges, shouting at the demons and immediately decapitates one with inhuman brutality. One of the demons roars and with a lash of its massive hand, tosses Lunatic aside like a ragdoll. This only makes him angrier. He leaps to his feet and stabs the demon through the chest until his sword exits out its back.

"Bastard," Lunatic mutters, rubbing his injured side, not seeing the demon creeping up behind him. It whacks him upside the head, and with a disoriented groan, Lunatic falls to the ground.

ckcsaber
02-22-2003, 07:33 PM
2 of the demons leap towards ckcsaber. He quickly drops to the ground rolling away from the demons mad slashes. With a grunt, he leaps up, spear twirling overhead, cleaving the head off of 1 demon, while slashin the arm of the other.

ckcsaber jumps back, gasping for air, spear spinning with a flourish, knocking away the fierce attacks from the angry one-armed demon. ckcsaber is slowly pushed back by this fierce onslaught, until a "thwap" rushes past ckcsaber's ear. A katana firmly plants itself into the demons head, thanks to Topshot.

With a cry, Topshot points to a Demon creeping behind Lunatic Jedi. ckcsaber gathers himself, and runs full out towards Lunatic, but to no avail, as Lunatic is knocked unconscious. With a roar of fury, ckcsaber cruelly decapitates the demon and stands over the body of Lunatic, screaming for more help, as 4 demons begin running towards the 2.....

Lunatic Jedi
02-23-2003, 03:16 AM
Lunatic slowly begins to regain conciousness. Everything is a muddled blur, and all he can hear is chaotic yelling and the the wet crunching noises of blades tearing through demon flesh. Lunatic lifts his head a bit, then suddenly becomes aware of the blinding pain in his head and passes out again...

El Sitherino
02-23-2003, 01:32 PM
"oh crap!"
*picks up saber and slaughters aliens*

jokemaster
02-24-2003, 07:31 AM
((sorry for not being here, week-long trip.))
*arrrives in tank, sliding sideways, stopping between the demons and Lunatic/ckcsaber, creating a temporary shield against the demons*

ckcsaber
02-24-2003, 05:05 PM
ckcsaber yells into his comlink

"Someone get the Napalm Grenades! Hurry! Its our only chance to wipe out this many Demons!"

jokemaster
02-24-2003, 05:17 PM
*fumbles with grenade satchel, trying to get it open.*
Jokemaster: Hold on, maybe i got one...
*takes out a Napalm grenade*
Jokemaster: Damn, I only got one. We need some more

topshot
02-24-2003, 06:05 PM
Topshot takes 5 Napalm grenades from his suit's belt, pulls the trigger on each one, and throws the whole darn thing into the crowd of aliens trying to get to ckcsaber and Lunatic Jedi.

"Clear the area! NOW!"

ckcsaber
02-24-2003, 06:58 PM
5 Napalm Grenades sail overhead ckcsaber and the unconscious body of Lunatic Jedi. A near silent "oh crap" is all ckcsaber can do before quickly grabbing Lunatic's body and hoisting him over his sholder. "Sorry buddy, but this may hurt" ckcsaber says before hurling Lunatic over the tank, safe on the other side. With Lunatic in the clear ckcsaber grabs his spear and hoists himself onto the tank. As ckcsaber stands up the napalm grenades explode, throwing ckcsaber in the air, and with a hard landing on the other side of the tank. He wearily gets up and mutters "it never ends".....

Lunatic Jedi
02-25-2003, 02:58 AM
Lunatic suddenly awakes, feeling a big impact as if he has just fallen. He finds himself lying face down in the dirt... or at least what appears to be dirt. His head still sears with pain and everthing is blurry and foggy. A figure sails overhead and lands a few feet next to him. Lunatic, not having any kind of conscious inhibition, smiles and asks the person, "Oh... that's a nice spear... its all shiny... are you the pizza man?"

He then promptly loses consciousness once again, to the disdain of ckcsaber.

El Sitherino
02-25-2003, 11:01 AM
*serves as a distraction so the injured can be carried out*
"I'll cover ya'll! Get those guys outta here!"
*uses sabers to deflect blaster fire*
"MOVE OUT NOW SOLDIER!"
*is shot in right shoulder *
"AHH!!!"
*charges into the alien army swinging saber and yelling out a warriors cry*
"LONG LIVE THE SWAMPIES!!!!!! LONG LIVE......."
{a silence is heard as the last of the injured are taken back}
*lies on ground dying*
"Never let your spirit die!"
*lets the force take him* :gben:
(ckcsaber) "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
"GO! NOW!!! Don't let my sacrifice be in vain" say insanesith
:gben:

jokemaster
02-25-2003, 04:03 PM
*drags ckcsaber and leaves him with topshot and lunatic*
Jokemaster: I'm going back in, see if i can rescue him. You guys go back with the army and help them.

ckcsaber
02-25-2003, 04:30 PM
"Nooooooooooo Insane!" ckcsaber cries as InsaneSith rushes headlong into the mob of aliens.

ckcsaber desperatly tries to revive the unconscious Lunatic Jedi, as a group of Alien Grunts begin running towards them.....

El Sitherino
02-25-2003, 08:49 PM
"I shall be your guide."

(ckcsaber)"where should I go they're all over the place?!"

"Hurry rush toward the the tall bush!"

Lunatic Jedi
02-26-2003, 03:12 AM
Lunatic is quickly awoken by the butt of ckcsaber's spear.

"Muh... wuh?"

Lunatic's vision finally begins to clear and he struggles to his feet. He can now fully see the chaos as demons and aliens burn the tents, the wounded are led off, and those still able to fight struggle to fight off the alien advance. Lunatic shakes his head a bit to clear his vision further, and to his right recognizes InsaneSith's body keeled over in a pool of blood, and an alien captain dancing in the red river of his death. Lunatic let's out a cry that releases an explosion of grief and hatred that resonates from the farthest mountain, and charges at the captain, katanas held at the ready.

The alien captain unsheathes his blade as well, and beckons Lunatic mockingly. Lunatic first strikes a high blow to the left that is parried with some difficulty, taking a small chunk out of the captain's sword. They charge each other again and lock blades. Lunatic feels nothing. He is fueled only by his desire for revenge, and is without emotion. He fights in silence, and comes face to face with the alien captain. The captain snarls and attempts to stare him down, but Lunatic's face is without emotion, without sorrow, without fear. While the captain is taken aback by Lunatic's cold efficiency, he doesn't notice as Lunatic's steel-toed boot mashes his kneecap, breaking the lock and forcing him to hop back. The captain strikes a low blow to the right, which Lunatic lashes aside with one blade, and uses the other to pierce the captain's left shoulder. It shakes off the wound and stabs at Lunatic's midsection, but his blow is again parried, this time with enough force to throw the sword from the captain's hand. As it turns to retrieve its sword, Lunatic charges with no mercy and with unrivaled brutality, removes its head and sends it rolling a good thirty or so feet.

Lunatic kneels by the body of InsaneSith, checking for a pulse and a heartbeat, but hears nothing, only the cold silence of death.

"No... no... NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Lunatic springs to his feet, unsheathing his broadsword and charges the alien and demon ranks, roaring his furious cries of grief and hatred...

ckcsaber
02-26-2003, 10:02 PM
ckcsaber deftly knocks away the slashes attacking him from 2 alien grunts. He quickly leaps back, spear flashing, to stab one alien in the chest and with the blunt end knock the other at the temple. ckcsaber hears Lunatic's battle cry as Lunatic charges into a swarm of aliens. ckcsaber stands motionless as he sees blood fly around Lunatic, and hears the shrieks from the aliens. "Lunatics fury can only keep him alive for so long" ckcsaber thinks.

Pulling the brim of his hat lower he rushes towards Lunatic....

jokemaster
02-26-2003, 10:24 PM
*jokemaster fights furiously with his two blasters until an alien stabs him in the back with his spear, poisoning him*
Jokemaster: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*falls to the ground and quickly pulls out the only antidote to the poison he currently has, but it only works if administered a minute after poison enters the bloodstream which gives him about 3 minutes.*
Jokemaster: where is that damn thing
*finally finds the antidote in a hypordermic (sp?) needle, stabs himself in the heart with it a'la "The Rock" and promptly passes out while some aliens take him prisoner, carrying him out of the battle into their main base*
((mesa thinks this is gonna be a huge casualties battle :eek: ))
(( EDIT BTW: the antidote is what made me pass out, not an alien))

topshot
02-28-2003, 07:55 PM
Seeing his allies falling to the ground like crushed bugs put a load of anger and grief into Topshot's soul. Like a crazed psychopath, he lets out a war cry like no other, forcing a feint red aura to suddenly surround his body.

"YOU *********!!!!!!!!!!! YOU KILLED INSANESITH AND HURT MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!! FOR THAT..........YOU SHALL PAY!!!!!!"

Enraged, Topshot powered up a bigger-than-normal Metroid Beam, then lets go of the trigger, forcing out a huge, destructive Metroid Blast enhanced by the power of the Dark Side.

To some extent, his body began to feel weary, but he didn't care. All he wanted was to utterly devastate the alien/demon threat.
Then he bellowed out:

"DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Still forcing all of his power, his rage, and sorrow onto one point, Topshot kept in the firing position, pushing the massive energy beam into the thick hordes of hostile aliens and demons. After a couple hours, the alien race known only as the Demonoids, had partially disappeared from their home world.

Topshot had then said,"I did it. I finally fulfilled my destiny.........."

After quietly quoting himself, he had fainted into a peaceful sleep.

Elsewhere, at Bespin's Bond & Havoc Academy for Snipers, a man sits at his desk in his office, suddenly receiving a vision of Topshot fainting. Quickly, he gets up from his seat.........

"Don't worry, little brother, your big brother Obi Bond is comin'! Havoc, ready the mobile suits! We're heading out!"

Lunatic Jedi
03-01-2003, 03:45 PM
The battle stops with the sound of one last Demonoid falling to the ground. The planet is silent. All that remains is Lunatic. He glances about. The tent encampment has been decimated. The Swampy soldiers are all dead. InsaneSith still lies in a red pool. Jokemaster has been taken prisoner, ckcsaber is nowhere to be found, and topshot has fallen into a deep sleep. Lunatic stands in the field of death and annihilation, panting, and casually wipes some sweat from his brow.

He turns around, looking at the bloodied ground, while simoultaneously speaking into the comm.

"Attention: All available soldiers, leave your current continent and come to the northwestern continent. Jokemaster has been captured, and we need to get him out before we can even think about making the last assault on their capital."

Lunatic lets out a heavy sigh and walks over to Topshot, hoists him over his shoulder. He trudges over to his shuttle, his shoulders slumped over both his physical and psychological burden. He props Topshot up against the copilot's seat, and lifts off, making a beeline for the main base on the northwestern continent...

topshot
03-01-2003, 05:30 PM
Slowly drifting in and out of confusive sleep, Topshot looks at the controls of Lunatic's ship, then to Lunatic.

"Cool ship thingy.......ugggh.....are you Samus?"

He then passes out again.

Meanwhile, Obi Bond prepares to take off in his ship, The Tension Dragon. Mobile Suit stored in the cargo bay, he questions his motives.

"Now, if I were my little brother, where would I be? Sigh, never mind. I'll try radioing one of the nearby ships on my way out......."

Lunatic Jedi
03-01-2003, 11:23 PM
Lunatic raises an eyebrow to Topshot's bizarre question.

"No, I'm just Lunatic. Sleep now. You're going to need all the rest you can get..."

Suddenly Lunatic receives a transmission from a location that he can't even find on the star charts.

"Hello?"

"Yeah, this is Obi Bond."

"Erm... who?"

"Never mind that. Where's Topshot?"

"He's right here. He's kind of zonked out. He flew into this insane rage and I guess it took a lot out of him."

"I see. Well in that case, we're on our way over to assist the invasion effort."

"Good. Land at these coordinates on the Northwestern continent..."

Lunatic inputs the location of the main base on the northwestern continent.

"Very good. We'll be there in about 14 hours. Over and out."

The screen blackens. Lunatic nods his head a bit and smiles. Looks like their luck is turning around...

ckcsaber
03-02-2003, 05:11 PM
A pile of debris slightly shudders. Low mumbling can be heard coming from out of it. A gloved hand swiftly bursts from the pile....

topshot
03-02-2003, 09:59 PM
Obi's Interogation Droids scan the baren wasteland for any signs of remaining life. The droids start beeping and sending red signals back to the ship.

Obi:"Looks like there's a little life left down on that planet. From the scanners it looks like a survivor from the battle! D12, prepare the ship's infirmary bay! We're going to bring in some survivors!"

A tall, silver protocol droid responds,"As you wish, Master Bond...." and walks off to the back of the ship.

After landing the ship on the Demonoids' homeworld, Obi sees a hand coming out of the ground. Running over to help, Obi digs ckcsaber out of the huge pile of ash and mud......

ckcsaber
03-03-2003, 02:58 PM
ckcsaber is pulled out of the debris by Bond. With a moan, he comes to. A scar runs down his left cheek, done by the work of an alien blade. He wearily stands with the help of his spear, used as a walking staff, and topshot.

With his hat drooped crazily to the side of his head, ckcsaber and topshot make way to the ship.

topshot
03-03-2003, 08:35 PM
((Out of Character: I'm using 2 characters in this RPG now, ckcsaber. Just thought I'd let you know. Obi Bond is my second character. He helped you. Topshot is knocked out and travelling in Lunatic's ship. ))

Bond:"You okay, friend?"

ckcsaber:"I think so. I'm pretty damaged, but I can still make it to
your ship."

Lunatic Jedi
03-05-2003, 01:09 AM
As Lunatic lands on the base, he is mobbed by chattering logistics officers. With one aggressive sweep of his arm they promptly stop and sheepishly leave.

Immediately he receives a transmission from somewhere above the eastern ocean.

"This is Obi Bond. I've found ckcsaber and we're on our way."

"Ah. Good. Now we can start planning our assault to rescure jokemaster. ETA?"

"Just a few hours."

"Alright. See you then."

To pass the time, Lunatic takes on last look at the schematics of the prison facility where Jokemaster is being kept.

topshot
03-05-2003, 09:41 PM
After several hours of unconsciousness, Topshot finally comes to, gets up, and walks to the room where Lunatic is looking over his plans.

Topshot:"What happened? How did I get here?"

Lunatic Jedi
03-05-2003, 10:52 PM
Lunatic turns to view Topshot.

"I took you here. You went into some kind of crazy rage and killed all those aliens, then passed out. Oh, by the way... your brother, Obi Bond is on his way, and he's bringing plenty of reinforcements. First thing's first though. We need to rescue Jokemaster. These are the schematics of the prison facility. Look here."

Lunatic points to a small shaft on the hologram.

"If you and I and Flanders and ckcsaber head in through that ventilation shaft, we can disable the electrical systems. That way they'll be taken by suprise, and our troops can move in. We'll need about 300 men for this operation. 20 snipers, 50 heavy weapons guys, and 230 standard ground-pounding infantry. Could you go out and get those guys together? Tell them to meet in the mess hall."

ckcsaber
03-06-2003, 06:10 PM
ckcsaber looked down at the swampies camp as the ship drew nearer. He looked at Obi Bond out of the side of his eye, methodically piloting the ship.

As the craft came down, ckcsaber gathered his spear and hat. He was lucky to still have them.

As the 2 got off the ship, Lunatic came out of the tent and told them the plan...

topshot
03-06-2003, 06:43 PM
Obi:"I've called for the men you'll need, Lunatic. They should be here at 0150 hours. Plus, I've brought plenty of Gala-Mechs to help deal with any suspicious enemy during the mission. Anything else, sir?"

Lunatic Jedi
03-07-2003, 12:35 PM
I think that'll be more than enough to annihilate those alien bastards. If the men will be ready by 0150 hours, we'll attack at 0200. We need to get Jokemaster out of there as quickly as we can. Those prison facilities sometimes have torture chambers and labs where they test all kinds of poisons on the prisoners.

Yech... nasty.

topshot
03-07-2003, 07:46 PM
Bond: Yeah, I'd suspect that they'd have heavy weaponry also. As for any kind of toxins, I think Lunatic and I can find a cure for one if he is poisoned.

Topshot: Yeah. We must limit our casualties to just Bond and myself. Jokemaster is not an option for such a sacrifice!

ckcsaber
03-08-2003, 06:42 PM
ckcsaber walks to his tent and prepares himself for the upcoming mission. He puts on his green coat, pats his breast pocket for his lucky dice, pulls his hat close to his head, picks up his bow and quiver, and shoulders his spear.

He walks out and awaits the others. He mutters under his breath "We're coming jokemaster."

jokemaster
03-08-2003, 09:37 PM
*regains conciousness while being carried*
If I let him now I'm awake, he'll knock me out, better fake it
*fakes conciousness and hears alien calling for others to meet him*

Seph
03-08-2003, 11:42 PM
Coming out of nowhere, a man mysteriously appears and walks up to Topshot, Obi Bond, and the others.

???: Topshot called me over to help you guys out in this war.

Zehro:My name is Zehro and I don't want to break any ice or anything but I'm Toshot's and Obi Bond's brother. So do you guys need any help with any thing?

Lunatic Jedi
03-08-2003, 11:58 PM
On a ridge about 500 meters from the prison compound, hundreds of shadows gather and silently watch.

Lunatic mutters over the com net, "Snipers take your positions."

With these words, several snipers break off from the mass of soldiers and melt into the night.

"Okay. Infantry and heavy weapons, you wait here. When we give the signal that the security systems are disabled, everyone start shooting."

"Ckcsaber, topshot, bond, let's go."

They slowly slink down the hillside, dodging searchlights. They make their way to the ventilation shaft. They break into the shaft and crawl about ten meters before Lunatic stops.

"Okay. We're going to take out their main power generator, but first we're going to take out their auxilary generator. That way we'll be able to take them by suprise. Oh... and you might need these..."

Lunatic hands out nightvision goggles.

"When the power goes, its going to be real dark, and we need to make sure we can see what's going on. Okay, follow me."

They continue to crawl through the shaft toward the auxilary generator...

ckcsaber
03-09-2003, 05:25 PM
The 4 halt as they come upon the grating above the auxilary generator room. The generator emmitted a low hum. As ckcsaber began to pull off the grating, alien murmers came up towards them.

Lunatic signaled Topshot to come forward and lift the grating as Bond and ckcsaber prepared themselves to jump down.

Removing his bow, ckcsaber pulled an arrow out of his quiver and waited for Bond to unholster his weapons.

With a quick cut of his hand, Lunatic gives the signal and topshot lifts the cover.

As ckcsaber drops down he quickly lets fly an arrow which hits its mark, the breast of an alien, and reaches for another as Bonds silenced carbines pump out bullets....

Seph
03-09-2003, 07:25 PM
Zehro comes in in stealth armour and touches topshot's arm: "What should I do? I've got 2 swords and three guns."

Topshot: "Stand guard."

Zehro mutters under his breath "Fine, but I was hoping for charge forward and anihilate."

Zehro walks back and stands guard.

El Sitherino
03-09-2003, 08:03 PM
*appears before zehro*
hello young fighter. i am the ghost of Qi Na aka InsaneSith
if you wish i will be your force guide.
do you wish to accept my offer?

topshot
03-09-2003, 09:58 PM
Topshot, force-sensitive, hears InsaneSith's voice:

Hello young fighter.


He then turns to Insane's ghost and says:

"There's no need to worry about him needing to use the force, Insane. He has learned something far more powerful. The power to manipulate life energy, or Ki. I know he needs not the training to use the force, because I trained him myself in both KI and Force Energies. He believes that KI is stronger than that of the Force........"

ckcsaber
03-10-2003, 04:56 PM
The 2 aliens fell to the floor, slumped over in their own blood.

ckcsaber caustiosly checked out the rest of the room, while Bond kept an eye out for more aliens.

After seeing the room was clear, ckcsaber signaled Lunatic that the coast was clear.

Topshot, Lunatic, and Zehro dropped down, followed by the apparation of Insane Sith.

Pulling out his toolkit, Lunatic prepared to disable the auxillary generator.......

Seph
03-10-2003, 05:52 PM
Anyone need any upgrades on their equipment or anything?

O and sure never hurts to know the force.

topshot
03-10-2003, 07:58 PM
Topshot (whispers to Zehro): "If you've got any power suit upgrades, that'll be fine with me......."

Lunatic Jedi
03-10-2003, 09:03 PM
Lunatic removes a wrench from a pouch on his belt. He whirls it around and starts removing a panel.

"Cover the door," he says. "This should only take a second... woah..."

Lunatic removes the panel to find an innavigable tangle of wiring and machinery.

"Make that a few seconds."

He inserts a fiber optic probe into the jungle of conduits to find which bundle is routed to the power feed.

"Hmm... ah! That's the power feed... now where's the wire... what the?!"

Lunatic hisses a few expletives as the sound of alien chatter reverberates from the nearby corridor. Quickly he silently motions upward with his hand, and everyone leaps into the shadowy ceiling joists without a sound.

A pair of alien engineers stroll in, chatting nonchalantly, when they spot the removed panel. As they move to investigate, they find the body of the dispatched aliens. One of them produces a small communicator to radio for help. Before he's managed to get out two words, Lunatic descends from the ceiling and puts them out of commission with a split-kick.

With relatively little sound, the aliens drop to the floor, motionless. With a sigh of relief, he motions for everybody to come back down.

"Can we do a better job of hiding the bodies this time?" he mutters, and promptly returns to working on the generator.

"Hello? Hello? What happened?" Lunatic freezes and turns around when he hears an alien voice squawking. He turns to find the source of the noise and realizes it was the engineer's communicator.

A few words trail off from the device, "Send an assault team into sector 9 and make sure they have night vision. Its dark in there."

Lunatic mutters a few dirty words and says. "Get ready! They'll be here any second. Don't bother hiding!"

Minutes later talking is heard just outside the door.

"Use a breaching charge..."

"Yes sir. Charge is armed. Fire in the hole!"

With an ear-shattering pop the steel door flies off its hinges and several armed aliens storm the room...

topshot
03-11-2003, 04:23 AM
Topshot, Zehro, and Bond go on the offensive, Zehro pulling out his beam saber, and the others pulling out normal lightsabers.

Heads go flying as the aliens twist and turn trying to dodge their assault, but to no aveil. 3 of them die, the other 2 manage to escape.

ckcsaber
03-11-2003, 12:30 PM
ckcsaber hunches over in the dark side of the corridor, following the two escaping aliens. He pulls out his bow and reaches into his quiver. He quickly grabs and arrow and lets it fly as it thumps home, into the neck of a fleeing alien.

The second alien gives out a guttural screech as it runs even faster. ckcsaber, knowing he must dispatch of the alien quickly, picks up his spear and wildly flings it forward….

As luck would have it, the spear impales the alien cleanly thru the back of his chest.

Wrenching his spear out, he quickly grabs both bodies and drags the back into the auxiliary generator room, much to the avail of Lunatic. “I dispatched of the two, but you have to disable the generator before they send in a backup team.”

Lunatic nods silently as he sets back to his work…..

Seph
03-11-2003, 09:03 PM
Zehro sits down tinkering with an object.
he then stands up and throws a box at topshot "here this will make it able to turn to and incredibly tough, fast, and durable ball.

Lunatic Jedi
03-11-2003, 09:49 PM
Lunatic quickly turns back to the generator, pulling down the goggles linked to the probe and slowly pulling the fiber optic cable out. He tracks through masses of wires, trying to find the exact bundle...

"Aha! This is it!" He produces a pair of pliers from his belt and starts snipping through the wires. With each cut wire the hum of the generator diminishes. Before long, the wires have been sliced through, and the generator has been silenced. Lunatic screws the panel back on and signals to the group.

"Okay, get back into the vent before they get here!" Already Lunatic hears footsteps pounding down the corridor. Lunatic goes in last, closing the vent behind him so as not to leave a single trace. They quickly scramble down the vent as the aliens breach the door only to find... nothing.

"Damnit!" the seargent yells behind them. "They've dissapeared. We'll sweep the area, but I dont' have any idea where they could have gone."

"Alright," Lunatic says in a hushed voice, "now we're headed to the main generator, this way. Be careful. Its more heavily guarded."

Silently they crawl through the shaft...

topshot
03-11-2003, 10:46 PM
Catching the box, Topshot's suit automatically upgrades itself to "Morph Ball Recovery" status. Using the Morph Ball, he easily slips into the vent without getting a cramp in his back.

"This may be pretty useful. Thanks, Zehro......."

Seph
03-13-2003, 10:13 PM
all in a days work. he replies.. Hold on. Turning slightly Zehro goes into a very wierd and cool power suit and goes into the morphball mode.

Lunatic Jedi
03-14-2003, 08:52 PM
Lunatic winces slightly as Seph's morph ball rattles against the walls of the vent.

"Shh!" he hisses. "We're almost there, and security will be tight..."

jokemaster
03-14-2003, 10:22 PM
*the gaurds, who were interrogating Jokemaster quickly take him to the roof of the prison upon learning of the invaders in the building*

Seph
03-14-2003, 11:41 PM
alright.

Zehro speeds up but goes compleatly silent. takes a detour to the prison hall(just to see who's there)

Lunatic Jedi
03-19-2003, 02:45 AM
Lunatic glances through the grimy slats of a ventilation duct as they scuttle past it, seeing a small squad of alien soldiers marching about, barking "This way, they can't have gotten far."

"Damn... so much for the element of surprise. Well, I doubt they know where we're going, so we can still get the drop on them."