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Spaff
01-30-2003, 02:11 AM
ok lets get a proper story going. it might not work.. i may get flamed and abused, but who cares?... this will now be my moto....

in this version you are only allowed 4 words to convey your part of the tale. no one is allowed to put "the end" or screw it up for everyone else :P
make it lec related. or not, who cares?? (see?)

so heeeeeeeeere we go with a nice easy start...



Across the oceans lived...

QueZTone
01-30-2003, 08:39 AM
...a tribe of three-headed-monkeys...

Alien426
01-30-2003, 09:00 AM
They lacked enough barbers...

Mort-Hog
01-30-2003, 09:05 AM
..and so were very...

QueZTone
01-30-2003, 11:08 AM
...hairy and grunge looking.

bgbennyboy
01-30-2003, 11:13 AM
This caused them to...

BooJaka
01-30-2003, 12:14 PM
...form a Nirvana tribute...

Alien426
01-30-2003, 01:21 PM
...hoping to lure a...

Gabez
01-30-2003, 03:54 PM
...few more barbers into...

scabb
01-30-2003, 04:09 PM
..the dusky depths of..

elTee
01-30-2003, 06:09 PM
...George Lucas' nether-regions. However,...

Gabez
01-30-2003, 06:46 PM
...Joey The Fish had...

Huz
01-30-2003, 07:22 PM
...already plotted an audacious...

Gabez
01-30-2003, 07:30 PM
...plan to kidnap the...

spoon_man
01-31-2003, 02:01 AM
. . . the grandmother of Terry Gilliam . . .

Huz
01-31-2003, 07:36 AM
...but had inadvertantly ruptured...

BooJaka
01-31-2003, 01:36 PM
...his spleen trying on...

Oystein
01-31-2003, 05:23 PM
...an attempt to become...

Huz
01-31-2003, 07:08 PM
...some kind of lesser-spotted...

elTee
02-01-2003, 11:32 AM
...love bird, even though...

scabb
02-01-2003, 01:17 PM
..that wouldn't help him...

BooJaka
02-01-2003, 01:24 PM
...find the whereabouts of...

Gabez
02-01-2003, 01:27 PM
...Terry Gilliam's grandmother. SUDDENLY...

BooJaka
02-01-2003, 02:33 PM
...from out of nowhere...

scabb
02-01-2003, 04:45 PM
..emerged an idea that...

Huz
02-01-2003, 07:26 PM
...was almost but not...

QueZTone
02-02-2003, 12:00 AM
..close yet far from...


(muhahaha)

Huz
02-03-2003, 05:48 PM
...entirely implausible. It involved...

Alien426
02-04-2003, 02:17 AM
...shaving a werebunny,...

elTee
02-04-2003, 06:59 AM
... and waxing a witch...

Gabez
02-05-2003, 12:53 PM
...and eating a big...

Lemon Head
02-05-2003, 01:22 PM
...set of multi-coloured/textured/flavoured...

scabb
02-05-2003, 02:08 PM
...christmas tree lights so...

Lemon Head
02-05-2003, 05:25 PM
...he got out the 'ye olde dyrectoree' to look up the nearest all night bunny, witch, and lights store, when he was amazed to come face to face with...

Alien426
02-06-2003, 02:16 AM
...four words, FOUR WORDS!

Hellbeard
02-06-2003, 09:03 AM
"Stan's Previously Used...

Lemon Head
02-06-2003, 11:52 AM
...creditcards. This gave Guybrush the brilliant idea of...

BooJaka
02-06-2003, 12:26 PM
FOUR WORDS!!!

...looking up websites containing...

scabb
02-06-2003, 03:09 PM
..."story" threads limited to...

Gabez
02-06-2003, 03:33 PM
...four words. Joey disregarded...

BooJaka
02-06-2003, 04:02 PM
...any further attempt to...

Hellbeard
02-06-2003, 05:29 PM
...Disregard the Four words...

Lemon Head
02-06-2003, 06:25 PM
...which were, by now, becoming extremely...

Gabez
02-06-2003, 07:23 PM
...irksome. So instead he...

(FOUR WORDS, LEMON HEAD!!)

scabb
02-06-2003, 07:45 PM
..decided to travel to..

Hellbeard
02-06-2003, 08:14 PM
...the land of Antartica...

Lemon Head
02-07-2003, 05:48 AM
...where he could soon...

BooJaka
02-07-2003, 01:36 PM
...become more powerful than...

(Well done Lemon Head. You're getting the hang of it)

Hellbeard
02-07-2003, 02:01 PM
...The Three Headed Monkey...

Lemon Head
02-07-2003, 02:15 PM
...Of The Very Forbiddon...

(sorry, i had no idea what that FOUR WORDS thing meant at first, no one ever explains anything to me)

BooJaka
02-07-2003, 02:18 PM
..fruit in the garden...

Lemon Head
02-07-2003, 02:24 PM
...gnome, which had suddenly...

Hellbeard
02-07-2003, 04:54 PM
...gone up in flames...

BooJaka
02-07-2003, 05:05 PM
...due to an unexpected...

Huz
02-08-2003, 12:56 PM
...shift in the existential...

Oystein
02-08-2003, 06:33 PM
...time warp zone, which...

Gabez
02-08-2003, 08:21 PM
...incidentally also caused several...

Lemon Head
02-09-2003, 03:01 PM
...lightly fried eggs to...

scabb
02-09-2003, 06:22 PM
..somehow become chickens. This...

Lemon Head
02-09-2003, 07:16 PM
...was not only perculiar...

Hellbeard
02-09-2003, 09:18 PM
...but also very sensual...

Lemon Head
02-10-2003, 09:16 AM
...Guybrush viewed this fact...

Gabez
02-10-2003, 12:12 PM
...(Guybrush meaning Joey), and...

Lemon Head
02-10-2003, 02:30 PM
...decided that he shouldn't...

elTee
02-14-2003, 11:56 AM
...re-subscribe to PC-Gamer because....

(PC-Gamer and re-subscribe count as one word eash. Shhh.)

Hellbeard
02-14-2003, 06:34 PM
...PC-Gamer is bloody Expensive...

BooJaka
02-16-2003, 02:11 PM
...and so instead thought...

Alien426
02-17-2003, 02:21 AM
... about subscribing CGW magazine.

Ender
02-19-2003, 07:38 PM
So with his mastercard,

khalek
02-20-2003, 07:18 AM
...he purchased via eBay...

Erwin_Br
02-20-2003, 07:58 AM
...a license to become...


--Erwin

BooJaka
02-20-2003, 10:24 AM
...an international man of...

elTee
02-20-2003, 11:27 AM
...ill-repute with almost no...

BooJaka
02-20-2003, 05:38 PM
...sense of direction whatsoever...

Ender
02-20-2003, 05:55 PM
... working for TITTIES (The...

Erwin_Br
02-20-2003, 07:39 PM
(...latest movie directed by...)

--Erwin

Hellbeard
02-20-2003, 10:31 PM
...the beloved Allan Smithee...

Gabez
02-21-2003, 07:02 AM
...Family. Then Joey suddenly...

Ender
02-21-2003, 07:09 AM
...imploded violently, because of...

Erwin_Br
02-22-2003, 07:08 PM
...something he consumed yesterday.


--Erwin

Ender
02-22-2003, 07:49 PM
... (Terry Gilliam's grandmother). Jedi

BooJaka
02-23-2003, 12:04 PM
...remains were present at...

Hellbeard
02-23-2003, 02:01 PM
...master yoda's wedding shower...

Erwin_Br
02-23-2003, 02:02 PM
...which he used to...


--Erwin

Gabez
02-23-2003, 04:51 PM
...eat cheese. Next Joey...

Erwin_Br
02-24-2003, 10:39 AM
...realises that this story...


--Erwin

Haggis
02-24-2003, 11:50 AM
...is becoming a rather...

(hi!)

BooJaka
02-24-2003, 02:24 PM
...off topic and plotless...

Haggis
02-24-2003, 03:34 PM
...one. So Joey went...

Ender
02-25-2003, 09:04 AM
back! Back to the...

Gabez
02-25-2003, 09:10 AM
...dawn of time to...

Ender
02-25-2003, 09:13 AM
... locate a plot. Once

C Shutt
02-25-2003, 09:30 AM
...there, he fell victim...

Spaff
02-25-2003, 10:38 AM
...to not one, but......

Alien426
02-25-2003, 10:42 AM
...but also not three...

Spaff
02-25-2003, 11:08 AM
..some other number of....

Gabez
02-25-2003, 01:23 PM
...Incoherent sentences. He then...

Haggis
02-25-2003, 03:56 PM
...heard a sound behind...

BooJaka
02-25-2003, 04:46 PM
...a curtain which suddenly...

Hellbeard
02-25-2003, 07:48 PM
...blew his head off...

elTee
02-25-2003, 08:53 PM
...Jus' like in 'Nam. ...

Gabez
02-26-2003, 12:37 PM
...But luckily Joey was...

Erwin_Br
02-26-2003, 12:45 PM
... able to grow a...


--Erwin

Haggis
02-26-2003, 03:55 PM
...bionic head with radioactive...

Hellbeard
02-27-2003, 08:53 AM
...Tentacles in his ears...

Alien426
02-27-2003, 10:35 AM
..., proton launchers in the...

Haggis
02-27-2003, 11:15 AM
...forehead, and a can-opener...

Erwin_Br
02-27-2003, 11:37 AM
... in his mouth. This...


--Erwin

GendoTheGreat
02-27-2003, 12:05 PM
...development caused his mother...

BooJaka
02-27-2003, 03:08 PM
...to fly aeroplanes into...

Haggis
02-27-2003, 06:44 PM
...hangars in Martha's Vineyard...

Hellbeard
02-27-2003, 07:24 PM
...which was in hell...

GendoTheGreat
02-27-2003, 07:55 PM
...due to the fact...

Erwin_Br
02-28-2003, 03:36 AM
...that Martha had the...


--Erwin

GendoTheGreat
02-28-2003, 09:55 AM
...had the audacity to...

Haggis
02-28-2003, 10:02 AM
...kidnap Death's daughter Ysabell...

BooJaka
03-01-2003, 02:21 PM
..., an event straight from...

elTee
03-01-2003, 09:17 PM
...Terry Pratchets Mort, but...

GendoTheGreat
03-02-2003, 01:20 PM
...there was no telling...

Haggis
03-02-2003, 07:16 PM
...why Martha had not...

GendoTheGreat
03-02-2003, 09:35 PM
...fired the previous writer...

BooJaka
03-03-2003, 12:49 PM
...from the critically acclaimed...

GendoTheGreat
03-03-2003, 02:41 PM
...book entitled "How to...

Ender
03-03-2003, 03:31 PM
.. write *coughcrappilycough* like Brent Spiner"..

(Hey, that wasn't a word, it was a bodily function that just sounded like a word!)

elTee
03-03-2003, 05:11 PM
...(the Kryten rip-off actor)...

rip-off=1 word. honest

BooJaka
03-03-2003, 05:28 PM
... Upon reading this novel...

elTee
03-03-2003, 07:27 PM
...Martin Bashir decided to...

BooJaka
03-04-2003, 02:16 PM
...interview a certain mysterious...

elTee
03-04-2003, 07:17 PM
...dentist who was called...

sheaday6
03-04-2003, 10:41 PM
...Doctor Oral by kids...

elTee
03-05-2003, 05:27 PM
...but Captain Spanky by...

sheaday6
03-05-2003, 08:42 PM
...the local crack whores...

BooJaka
03-06-2003, 01:08 PM
...you liked to gather...

Mex
03-09-2003, 11:33 AM
...Old ladies who...

elTee
03-09-2003, 02:12 PM
...knew how to count...

BooJaka
03-09-2003, 04:14 PM
...on Captain Spanky when...

ptdc
03-09-2003, 05:14 PM
... my head suddenly imploded...

Haggis
03-10-2003, 11:39 AM
...after a sudden influx...

C Shutt
03-10-2003, 11:58 AM
...of radiation emitted by...

elTee
03-10-2003, 12:06 PM
...Cherie Blair's tooth bleach...

sheaday6
03-10-2003, 12:54 PM
...on a summer afternoon...

BooJaka
03-10-2003, 01:19 PM
...with the sun blazing overhead...

ptdc
03-10-2003, 04:09 PM
... Fred Dineage greased up...

Haggis
03-11-2003, 07:50 PM
...grammatically and arithmetically challenged...

GendoTheGreat
03-12-2003, 10:52 AM
...saint mary statuettes from...

BooJaka
03-12-2003, 04:15 PM
...none other than The...

Gabez
03-12-2003, 05:03 PM
...Arrogant Worms. Joey laughed...

sheaday6
03-12-2003, 05:35 PM
...as he watched his...

Haggis
03-12-2003, 06:07 PM
...pocket knife expand into...

elTee
03-12-2003, 06:18 PM
...a hot air balloon...

ptdc
03-12-2003, 06:35 PM
...resembling a giant throbbing....

BooJaka
03-13-2003, 01:43 PM
...motorbike which he managed...

ptdc
03-13-2003, 05:28 PM
...to reach superluminal speeds...

ThunderPeel2001
03-13-2003, 05:32 PM
.... It was at this...

Haggis
03-13-2003, 06:56 PM
...that Joey fell through...

Gabez
03-14-2003, 12:38 PM
...into the tenth dimension...

BooJaka
03-14-2003, 01:32 PM
...narrowly bypassing the ninth...

sheaday6
03-14-2003, 04:06 PM
...starbucks that he saw...

elTee
03-14-2003, 06:21 PM
...and landing on a...

Haggis
03-14-2003, 06:55 PM
...plastic prototype of dungeon...

GendoTheGreat
03-14-2003, 11:11 PM
...Needless to say, the...

BooJaka
03-15-2003, 09:44 AM
...plastic wasn't entirely set...

sheaday6
03-15-2003, 01:18 PM
...in concrete, so it...

ptdc
03-16-2003, 02:49 PM
...developed a lovely patination.

BooJaka
03-17-2003, 01:46 PM
...which could only be...

elTee
03-18-2003, 03:48 PM
...seen when you used...

Haggis
03-19-2003, 04:27 AM
...contact lenses that would...

sheaday6
03-19-2003, 09:36 PM
...swell if you cried...

GendoTheGreat
03-20-2003, 04:55 AM
...filling your eyes with...

ptdc
03-20-2003, 12:44 PM
....a curious white substance...

BooJaka
03-20-2003, 01:03 PM
...normally referred to as...

elTee
03-20-2003, 06:08 PM
..."ocular excrement" or even...

GendoTheGreat
03-21-2003, 08:22 AM
..."eye snot," in rare...

BooJaka
03-21-2003, 01:41 PM
...occurances where the eye...

elTee
03-21-2003, 06:35 PM
...projects the "snot" into...

sheaday6
03-22-2003, 01:43 AM
...lawn bags, making it...

BooJaka
03-22-2003, 11:30 AM
...insufferable for all who...

ptdc
03-22-2003, 12:28 PM
...dares to disturb me?...

Haggis
03-25-2003, 06:11 AM
...Meanwhile, off the coast...
:D

elTee
03-25-2003, 06:25 PM
...was a large rubber...

sheaday6
03-25-2003, 09:29 PM
...thing, there was also...

BooJaka
03-26-2003, 12:45 PM
...many miniture figurines of...

Haggis
03-26-2003, 04:08 PM
...cockroaches and ugly ducklings...

ptdc
03-26-2003, 05:33 PM
...remembering a better day...

sheaday6
03-26-2003, 09:40 PM
...when narcotics were bought...

elTee
03-27-2003, 07:57 PM
...in exchange for purple...

ptdc
03-28-2003, 07:59 AM
...tentacles and green apples....

BooJaka
03-28-2003, 02:08 PM
...but there was no...

elTee
03-28-2003, 05:15 PM
...heat or electricity because...

sheaday6
03-28-2003, 11:28 PM
...all of earth was...

BooJaka
03-29-2003, 08:13 AM
...ruled by Terry Gilliam's...

Gabez
03-29-2003, 12:48 PM
...mother. Joey then had...

ptdc
03-29-2003, 04:56 PM
... a blood clot in....

elTee
03-29-2003, 05:09 PM
...his thumb, caused by...

sheaday6
03-29-2003, 08:06 PM
...yelling at it. Suddenly...

Gabez
03-30-2003, 09:04 AM
...Joey's thumb EXPLODED sending...

BooJaka
03-31-2003, 12:48 PM
...doctors everywhere to his...

elTee
04-01-2003, 02:49 PM
...aid, only to find...

sheaday6
04-01-2003, 09:54 PM
...postcards costed alot more...

BooJaka
04-02-2003, 12:28 PM
...when sent internationally on...

elTee
04-02-2003, 02:05 PM
...green carrier pigeons, because...

sheaday6
04-03-2003, 09:40 PM
...they use built in...

BooJaka
04-04-2003, 12:26 PM
...explosives which the English...

elTee
04-05-2003, 05:41 PM
...customs authority confiscate, causing...

sheaday6
04-06-2003, 02:24 PM
...less things too explode...

BooJaka
04-06-2003, 05:29 PM
...obviously. What were you...

elTee
04-10-2003, 07:20 PM
...scared of?", asked the...

GendoTheGreat
04-24-2003, 11:49 AM
...magical talking crack pipe...

BooJaka
04-24-2003, 02:23 PM
...which looked remarkably like...

elTee
04-24-2003, 09:38 PM
...Johnny Depp dressed in...

GendoTheGreat
04-25-2003, 07:29 AM
...a frilly pink tutu...

BooJaka
04-25-2003, 11:20 AM
,...but obviously not the...

elTee
04-25-2003, 07:15 PM
...exact same one that...

Joshi
04-25-2003, 07:34 PM
...he had chose at...

BooJaka
04-26-2003, 12:33 PM
...his brief encounter with...

Joshi
04-26-2003, 01:43 PM
...a very big majestic...

elTee
04-26-2003, 06:55 PM
...gynacologist with four little...

BooJaka
04-27-2003, 08:16 PM
...eyes which, combined had...

GendoTheGreat
04-27-2003, 08:47 PM
...the power of fifty...

elTee
04-27-2003, 10:19 PM
...- though his optician warned...

GendoTheGreat
04-28-2003, 01:40 AM
...excessive ocular replication may...

Joshi
04-28-2003, 04:13 PM
...be hard to say...

GendoTheGreat
04-28-2003, 09:51 PM
...but even harder to...

Joshi
04-29-2003, 09:29 AM
...draw. At this point...

GendoTheGreat
04-29-2003, 09:59 PM
...nothing further can be...

elTee
04-29-2003, 10:05 PM
...ascertained, so it's best...

Joshi
04-30-2003, 03:08 PM
...to live and let...

GendoTheGreat
05-01-2003, 07:32 AM
...muffin, for it is...

Joshi
05-01-2003, 12:09 PM
...written that not only...

BooJaka
05-01-2003, 06:09 PM
... left-handed people write...

Joshi
05-01-2003, 08:52 PM
...but left-handed people also...

GendoTheGreat
05-02-2003, 06:30 AM
...dream of being like...

Joshi
05-02-2003, 09:59 AM
...the newly found muscular...

GendoTheGreat
05-02-2003, 12:15 PM
...ant,a very rare...

elTee
05-02-2003, 01:53 PM
...relative of the uncle...

BooJaka
05-02-2003, 03:33 PM
...Fester disease, one which...

Bob Gnarly
05-02-2003, 08:26 PM
....who likes to do .....

elTee
05-02-2003, 08:55 PM
...counting to four words...

GendoTheGreat
05-03-2003, 11:29 AM
...But even if it...

Bob Gnarly
05-03-2003, 11:34 AM
.....did not do that....

GendoTheGreat
05-03-2003, 12:22 PM
...it could almost certainly...

Bob Gnarly
05-03-2003, 12:24 PM
....make alot of bologna....

BooJaka
05-03-2003, 02:32 PM
...in order to count...

GendoTheGreat
05-03-2003, 02:52 PM
...the number of breaths...

Bob Gnarly
05-03-2003, 04:10 PM
....the man took in.....

Joshi
05-03-2003, 05:16 PM
...one point five days...

Bob Gnarly
05-03-2003, 05:25 PM
....without laughing at his.....

James Isaac
05-03-2003, 05:43 PM
...very big and scarey...

Bob Gnarly
05-03-2003, 05:52 PM
.....also very very hairy....

James Isaac
05-04-2003, 05:29 AM
...pet kangaroo called Max...