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DemonKing
02-03-2003, 01:42 AM
...an entire legion of the Emperor's best troops can get beaten up by a rabble of teddy bears with sticks and stones.

Also what use is stormtrooper armour if it doesn't stop laser blasts or Ewok sticks?

Boba Rhett
02-03-2003, 02:42 AM
1. That's the one thing they never trained for.

2. Chicks dig uniforms.

wassup
02-03-2003, 02:52 AM
I think you underestimate the Ewok's fierceness and skill at being a hunter.

Watch this fanfilm (http://www.theforce.net/theater/shortfilms/invisible/) to witness the horror and terrible power that is the Ewok! :ewok:

Katarn07
02-03-2003, 05:50 PM
Hey, stormies weren't trained for that. And Ewok's cutness is a disguise for their vicoiusness...

*** Oh, armor stops bullets and glancing laser blasts that most Rebels do, since they weren't trained for combat...

Wraith 8
02-04-2003, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by Boba Rhett
1. That's the one thing they never trained for.

2. Chicks dig uniforms. number 2 is da thruth here :p

Clemme w/Stick
02-04-2003, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by Boba Rhett
1. That's the one thing they never trained for.

2. Chicks dig uniforms.

Right you are Rhett.

Hmm, I dont have anything to add here.

-Clemme

A_Denial
02-05-2003, 03:39 PM
Well, if the ewoks didnt defeat the stormtroopers then they would have an eaven worse reputation than they already have!!

leXX
02-05-2003, 03:46 PM
Ewoks beat up stormies with sticks, Yoda beats up R2 with a stick, coincidence? I'm beginning to think Yoda is an Ewok in disguise. Wickets brother perhaps.

Jed
02-05-2003, 09:42 PM
Certainly would explain a lot...

You know, I've always wondered why Yoda has hair coming out of his ears...maybe that's Ewok hair coming out of his mask's earholes...


...I see a conspiracy...

:D

Lynk Former
02-06-2003, 06:04 AM
The stormies were overconfident. They see a bunch of little teddy bear people and just go "heh, you've got to be joking" :D

BCanr2d2
02-06-2003, 06:29 AM
Any of you that know anything about the Navy, is that they wear whites as "show" uniforms, not to be worn in combat. I would assume it is the same for the Stormtroopers in the Imperial Navy. They are not "real" uniforms, they are just for show, after all who would really take on the Empire, they have had it easy for 20 or more years.

I think there is something in the stormtrooper uniform that makes any enemy lasers be attracted to them, and for the stormies to miss from point blank range....

JediNyt
02-08-2003, 04:02 PM
But Storm Troopers are part of the army not navy. The reason they have trouble with accuracy is the helmets they wear. Plus they are fighting agaisnt elite Rebel commandos and seasoned smugglers. The Ewoks would get in close and dog pile the troopers rendering them helpless. But Storm Troopers are not cannon fodder. We all saw them handle a whole ship full of Rebel soldiers and officers in Ep4 and only loose 3 of their own.

Katarn07
02-08-2003, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by JediNyt
But Storm Troopers are part of the army not navy. The reason they have trouble with accuracy is the helmets they wear. Plus they are fighting agaisnt elite Rebel commandos and seasoned smugglers. The Ewoks would get in close and dog pile the troopers rendering them helpless. But Storm Troopers are not cannon fodder. We all saw them handle a whole ship full of Rebel soldiers and officers in Ep4 and only loose 3 of their own.

I think that there are stormies both in the army and navy, correct me if I'm wrong guys.

Thew Rydur
02-09-2003, 12:31 AM
I always thought that stormtroopers were like marines, they could either be on a ship or on the ground. Aren't they supposed to be elite too?

Katarn07
02-09-2003, 12:38 AM
Originally posted by Thew Rydur
I always thought that stormtroopers were like marines, they could either be on a ship or on the ground. Aren't they supposed to be elite too?

Yeah. They were until the start of the Rebellion and can't predict wild native ewoks...

JediNyt
02-09-2003, 03:40 PM
Not all Storm Troopers are elite. Theyve got a regular infantry just like everyone else. Troopers on ships and stations who are security are not elite. They dont need to be. Most of the time they just stand around. Troopers who go on secret missions like tracking droids with top secret plans on Tatooine or guarding a secret bunker to a Death Star shield generator on Endor are elite. But so are the Rebel commandos along with legions of angry Ewoks. :)

BCanr2d2
02-10-2003, 05:04 AM
It is known as the Imperial Navy, since they are linked with the Star Destroyers.... For want of a better term, they are technically marines...

lukeiamyourdad
02-10-2003, 08:09 PM
Nevertheless, it would have sucked if the imps won the battle.

StormTroopers are not exactly marines. Some are trained for space battles, some for desert, some for snowy places.
So they aren't both on ships and ground. It's like saying every soldier who's ever been on a ship to be transported to a certain location, a marine.

TK-99
03-10-2003, 02:15 PM
Well i dont blame them because its of thier helmets they wear, Have you ever worn a stormie helmet? you can barely see anything like luke said in ANH ''I can barely see anything'' when he had that stormtrooper helmet on and i have my own stormtrooper armor too and i know how it feels

Lynk Former
03-10-2003, 05:57 PM
your own Stormy armour? :p bleah... *walks out*

leXX
03-10-2003, 07:18 PM
I'm so sorry TK-99, but now I picture you as the bearded dude that removes his helmet in this nerds video (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/tv/nerds.html)! lmfao :lol: ...

Lynk Former
03-10-2003, 07:45 PM
I see Lexx feels the same way as me

TK-99
03-10-2003, 08:23 PM
Im no nerd but i know some nerds i meet at some starwars convention centers that have and i just got my armor for my b-day from my aunt and i never really wanted to get it

dark jedi 8
03-10-2003, 08:34 PM
how accurate is that armor TK-99, and do you know how much she paid for it?

TK-99
03-10-2003, 08:40 PM
Pretty well done and the only thing thats missing from it is the comlink in the helmet, and i dont really know how much she paid for it sorry

dark jedi 8
03-10-2003, 09:04 PM
thanks.:)

TK-99
03-10-2003, 11:30 PM
Dark jedi are you thinking of getting stormtrooper armor?

dark jedi 8
03-11-2003, 05:15 PM
possibly.:)

TK-99
03-11-2003, 06:36 PM
well if you are its gonna be hard to find it, in real life of course but on the internet you can find al sorts of stuff

dark jedi 8
03-11-2003, 06:39 PM
a lot of them at ebay are going for about $1,000. i talked to a guy with the 501st about it but he said if you buy them from someone, then you will pay around $800+.

TK-99
03-11-2003, 07:05 PM
:eek: WOW thats some armor lol:eek: stormcrap armor (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2916480471&category=19255)

im just joking,Now that armor is so doll and stupid, o my god who would buy that well maybe something like this armor (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3315480277&category=790) they would buy

Lynk Former
03-12-2003, 06:38 AM
Originally posted by TK-99
Im no nerd but i know some nerds i meet at some starwars convention centers

You mean you've gone to a SW convention?... :D ...*sigh* nah nevermind :D eheheh

TK-99
03-12-2003, 04:28 PM
Why, it was great...Havent youv been to one

dark jedi 8
03-12-2003, 07:26 PM
which one did you go to TK-99? the only one i've been too is Celebration II. it was pretty cool though!

TK-99
03-12-2003, 11:15 PM
they have some in toronto

Lynk Former
03-13-2003, 01:42 AM
Originally posted by TK-99
Why, it was great...Havent youv been to one

No I feel ashamed to be human when I'm surrounded by too many geeks...

TK-99
03-13-2003, 01:02 PM
True but...there is alot of interesting stuff there

swphreak
03-13-2003, 01:16 PM
I wanted to goto Celebration2 but I had school. Maybe I'll goto Celebration 3 for Ep 3. I'll be in College.

Purple_Tentacle
03-13-2003, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by Lynk Former
No I feel ashamed to be human when I'm surrounded by too many geeks...

sorry pal, but the people who DO NOT want stormtrooper armour are the new geeks.

starwars rocks, you should have gone to the SW exhibition at the sydney power house, it was fantastic ! not really a convention but pretty good.

Darklighter
03-13-2003, 09:04 PM
Thousands, maybe millions of people go to Star Wars conventions all over the world. Sure must be a lot of geeks:rolleyes:...

Though Lynk, last time I checked, this was a Star Wars forum, so there is likely to be people on here who attend stuff like that. And why should they be put down for something they enjoy?

*shrugs*

Chewy25
03-14-2003, 09:51 PM
Ewoks and Yoda are one of the best creatures that were ever made on starwars. Just because there little doesn't mean that they can't open up a can of whoop lol.

Darklighter
03-15-2003, 10:41 AM
I agree completely that the storm troopers just weren't trained against such primitive combat. All they have is a gun, and can't even shoot straight o.O

I could never work out why the stormtroopers wore that armour though. I mean if the armour doesn't block blaster bolts, and they can't even see or move in the stuff, then wouldn't they be better off not wearing it?

dark jedi 8
03-15-2003, 07:42 PM
i thought they wore the armor to strike fear into their enemies.
besides, it worked for the clone troopers!:)

TK-99
03-15-2003, 08:32 PM
no its just that thats the empires footman wear that uniform

Darklighter
03-15-2003, 09:05 PM
Well, that still doesn't explain why they couldn't have all worn matching uniforms...would've made it a lot easier for them I think;)

TK-99
03-15-2003, 09:11 PM
but its like this: Commanders wear thier commander unforms and footmens wear thier stormtrooper uniforms and probably they get used to the helmets when there trying to see

dark jedi 8
03-15-2003, 09:13 PM
all officers wear uniforms when not in combat to. there the guys on the death star with black unis.

TK-99
03-15-2003, 09:17 PM
your talking about the Navy troopers

dark jedi 8
03-15-2003, 09:22 PM
i thought that the empire only had a navy and a form of special ops. troops posted on planets are just detachment crews from the navy, right? that's what i thought.

TK-99
03-15-2003, 10:05 PM
what do you mean special ops?

dark jedi 8
03-15-2003, 10:15 PM
well, kinda like our military. like the snowtroopers, or those lavatroopers, i think their called. specially trained for certian envirements.

TK-99
03-15-2003, 11:07 PM
oh i never really knew that, lol

i thought they just had normal snowtroopers and ect. (and what do you mean lavatrooper?)

dark jedi 8
03-15-2003, 11:26 PM
they mentioned them in the star wars visual dictionary a few years back.:)

ronbrothers
03-25-2003, 11:34 PM
Remember the guys on the Death Star and Star Destroyers with black uniforms and a black helmet that resembled the Rebel helmets on the Tantive IV and Yavin Base?

Those guys were Imperial Naval Troopers ... shipboard troops ... and the Stormtroopers were infantry.

benTantilles
05-21-2003, 12:35 PM
actually, stormie armour DOES deflect blaster shots...to a certain extent (that's why they're white...white surfaces reflect light). they can't really BLOCK shots off...just deflect some of it's energy to prevent fatal injuries. however, if the shooter is too close or the blaster too powerful (like han's blaster was...those DL-44s kick ass!), the deflector effect of the armour is negated.

stormies are a lot like marines in the sense that they're superior to regular army troops (yes, the imperials have an army with inferior soldiers. they even have naval troopers...those black guys with the funny helmets?) like marines, they're very versatile (hence the sandtroopers, snowtroopers and swamptroopers. lavatroopers, tho?!). they don't belong to the navy per se (just coz they serve aboard imp stars doesn't mean they're navy...army troopers & material like AT-ATs are stationed there too). i guess they're an intermediate group-like the marines.

also...i've come up with this theory on why the emperor's finest legion of troops was defeated by a troupe of furry, rock-wielding bears.... my guess is that the emperor evaluated those stormies on their superficial discipline alone (eg. the sharpness of their drill, the loudness of their cheers, the grace of their annual dances ...:p) ...after all, he did say FINEST and not the BEST (didn't he?). the adjective 'fine' is more relevant for superficial discipline than combat skill, imo...anyway, what i'm saying is that the emperor based his opinion on them on the sharpness of their drill & such...
the problem is that superficial discipline doesn't translate to true combat skill. the british in WWII were adept at superficial discipline, more so than the Americans, but their combat skill paled in comparison with their American counterparts (hence dunkirk and the fall of the lowland territories to Hitler...). the legion of stormies the emperor was talking about may not have been skilled at combat...it may not have had any combat experience at all.
and all this coupled with their lack of training against ewoks...u'll have a stormies massacre on the rebel's hands...

boinga1
05-23-2003, 12:58 AM
Actually the Brits fought a terrific battle after Dunkirk, over London....The Blitz....although it was all air, they fought outnumbered and eventually the Nazis turned their attention to ther USSR....

benTantilles
05-24-2003, 02:25 AM
that was the RAF which did all that. the RAF was, to be sure, fantastic and valiant (and succesful) in it's efforts to deter the nazi invasion of europe.

the same could not be said of britain's army. they had really performed badly in the early years of WWII. they got their asses kicked by the wermacht in europe, 1940, and then again by an inferior (numerically) jap army in the malayan-singapore campaign, 1942, once again by an inferior german force in tobruk, 1942, and again by an inferior german army in the greek island of leros, 1943. their ONE victory throughout the early stages of the war, at El Alamein (late 42), was over an undersupplied, outgunned, outnumbered and outmatched Afrika Korps. in comparison with the americans of the 101st airborne @ bastogne, or the 2nd rangers @ pointe-du-hoc, or the 16th and 116th infantry regiments @ omaha beach, the british really sucked.
my point is, however, that at every point in the war, the british, while generally inferior to the americans in terms of fighting skill, were of a superior standard of superficial discipline. their drill was sharper, their uniforms better polished and their dress more in order, but they paled in comparison to the americans when combat skill was taken into account. had the emperor based his evaluation of his "legion of my finest/best troops" on, say, a parade which those units fronted where they displayed their cool drill maneouvres rather than an exercise of military skill or their level of combat experience, he would have been fooled into thinking that these fine troops would do well @ endor.(i might add that it's more common for the high-ranking imperial officials to be given a drill parade to witness as they arrived to inspect the unit rather than a military exercise) as the british have showed, however, superficial discipline does not translate to fighting skill. hence, the legion of the emperor's finest troops got defeated by a group of small, furry, intellectually- and technologically-inferior ewoks.

Jedi_Monk
06-19-2003, 04:04 AM
Lucas was using the same device he used at the end of A New Hope: the human spirit overcoming technological superiority.

This theme was inspired by the Vietnam War, when the biggest and the best military in the world was defeated by technologically inferior guerilla fighters.

However, looking back the Rebels were basically lost in Endor. The Ewoks helped a bit... their most prominent attribution to the battle was their ingenious traps, which got most of the AT-STs out of the way. Close in the Ewoks weren't doing very well. The only thing that saved the Battle of Endor was that Chewie captured an AT-ST of his own.

The Cheat
06-22-2003, 08:23 PM
Didnt u all see the local ewok villiage kung fu training school? how else would those little guys know how to kick stormtrooper tail

Jedi_Monk
06-23-2003, 02:10 AM
Just think what our impression of Ewoks would be if it wasn't for Luke and 3PO. Maybe Lucas should've gone for the PG-13 and had the ewoks cannibalize some annonymous Rebel Soldier before Luke's little trick...

Oh, and try to find the Star Wars Tales with the Ewok on the cover. It has one of the freakiest comics I've ever read :eyeraise:

The Cheat
06-23-2003, 01:15 PM
good point, they seem like a bunch of brutal little buggars

btw, when in the movie are they actually called ewoks? how do we know that was what they were gonna be called when the movie was made? i think george lucas probably had some other name in mind but they wouldnt let him use it so they didnt name them in the movie and advertisers came up with a name for them

pleto4_ryan
06-29-2003, 12:25 AM
1) Big rocks fell on the head from a height? :confused: That's deadly...


2) Well, think of the armour of the knights. It could be pierced by other knifes and swords.

It keeps a safe...but not much...
They cannot die by something little. But a direct hit can make them toast :p

Tufkad
07-01-2003, 04:15 AM
I want stormtrooper armor too. But I'm not about to pay $500 on ebay just so I don't get something that looks like a 10 year old's halloween costume.

Also what use is stormtrooper armour if it doesn't stop laser blasts or Ewok sticks?
1) To identify them as stormtroopers. Without the armor, say they all wore regular clothes, Luke and Han could have just walked around on the death star until they found Leia. That would suck.
2) It does offer some protection, as has been previously stated.
3) Fear. Look at those scores of troops lined up while the imperial march is playing in the background.
4) The actors can be as ugly as Jar-Jar and no one will notice. :)

benTantilles
07-03-2003, 04:33 AM
3) Fear. Look at those scores of troops lined up while the imperial march is playing in the background.
yeah...but of course, the characters in the movie don't quite hear the imp march rage when seeing phalanxes of stormies lined up. :)

The actors can be as ugly as Jar-Jar and no one will notice.
lol...yeah, that's true... but it's not as if lucas was concerned with the actors' ugliness on screen when crafting the stormtrooper costume...

Tufkad
07-03-2003, 08:31 AM
Nor could the charcters in the movie see the yellow text scrolling across the screen, and yet they knew what was going on.
;)


Anyway, maybe lucas was concerned. I mean, maybe they just couldnt find good looking actors?

Shotokan
07-26-2003, 09:35 AM
you can find some interesting things on ebay (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3539939938&category=790)

Arroditious
07-28-2003, 12:43 AM
That's cool. I'd like some stormtrooper armor.

Coralskipper
07-30-2003, 04:28 AM
Hey that's pretty cool stuff.

TK-8252
08-09-2003, 07:06 PM
Okay, I want Stormtrooper armor and I can assure you that it does NOT look like a child's halloween costume. Now I've made a list of things that Stormtroopers have done that prove their usefullness:

A New Hope

-Captured the Tantive IV
-Killed most of the Rebel Troopers onboard and captured the rest
-Captured Princess Leia
-Killed a clan of Jawas "Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so presice" - Obi-Wan Kenobi
-Killed Luke's aunt and uncle
-Forced Han to retreat during his chase on the Death Star
-Forced Han, Luke, & Leia to retreat into the garbage masher

The Empire Strikes Back

-Drove the rebels out of their base on Hoth
-Took control of Cloud City
-Shot C-3PO

Return of the Jedi

-Gave Leia & Luke a challenge on the speeder bikes
-Captured the rebels on Endor
-Shot R2-D2
-Shot Princess Leia
-Killed some of the Ewoks & Rebel Commandos

benTantilles
08-10-2003, 04:05 AM
and here's a list of things that stormies have done to manifest their stupidity & incompetence:

A New Hope
-Let a group of THREE infiltrate the most well-defended space station in the galaxy
-Couldn't take a position defended by a farmboy, a princess & a smuggler.
-got fooled by a droid--c3po, no less.
-Failed to take out a farmboy & princess
-retreated when charged by a total of ONE corellian lunatic(s)
-scored no kills
-all of this when they outnumbered their opponents by about 100000000:1.

Empire Strikes Back
-no, they didn't drive the rebels outa echo base. the walkers did.
-manifested stupidity by shooting a defenceless droid rather than capturing him & milking information from him

Return of the jedi
-they, the grand blaster-armed, heavily armoured stormtroopers of the imperial army, lost to a bunch of stone-wielding primitive teddy bears
-lacked competence to properly shoot of rebel leaders, instead concentrating on the damn ewoks
-cost rebel leadership nothing more than a small injury

TK-8252
08-10-2003, 04:22 AM
I'm not saying that Stormtroopers are the best soldiers in the history of the universe, but there's some things you didn't consider:

A New Hope
-Han & Luke wore Stormtrooper armor and had Chewbacca has prisoner, the real Stormtroopers couldn't have done anything about that.
-Han is a letal smuggler, look what he did to poor Greedo! :greedo:
-The Stormtrooper thought that C-3PO was an Imperial droid, he had no clue that he was with the rebels.
-Scored MANY kills aboard the Tantive IV. An entire fleet of Rebel Troopers were wiped out or captured by Stormtroopers.

Empire Strikes Back
-The walkers invaded Hoth, the Snowtroopers infiltrated the base.
-They're very trigger-happy, C-3PO was in an unauthorized area.

Return of the Jedi
-The Empire trains the Stormtroopers to be over-confident and never trained them how to defend against primitive attacks.

Plus, you try moving, fighting, and seeing in that armor! Especially when you have a tribe of Ewoks jumping on your back!

benTantilles
08-11-2003, 05:57 AM
lol...relax, dude...i think stormtroopers are great. excellent troops, especially when compared to rebel troopers. i used to play force commander (good storyline, good graphics, good gameplay fundementals, bad gameplay overall) where stormtroopers kick ass...

El Sitherino
08-11-2003, 06:30 PM
I think it's that they were good soldiers but in the end it has to end with the good guys beating the bad guys, therefore making their greatness null compared to the good guys.

benTantilles
08-12-2003, 09:31 AM
not exactly brutal honesty, sith, but you're correct nonetheless...

boinga1
08-12-2003, 10:17 PM
How come? Because Ewoks are L33T G00D GUY W4RR10RS while the stormies are simply STUP1D B4D GUY N00BS.


Serously. It's officially sheer numbers, the element of surprise, and Ewok "ingenuity".

TK-8252
08-13-2003, 01:55 AM
Would you please translate that into English?

Tufkad
08-13-2003, 04:19 AM
"Let a group of THREE infiltrate the most well-defended space station in the galaxy"

Yep. They really suck. Luckily, though, that Tarkin was such a quick thinker, and had vader toss the homing beacon onto the hull of the Falcon after it had 'escaped.'

:rolleyes:

And it really wasn't a group of three. Obi-Wan? Chewbacca?

Admiral Vostok
08-19-2003, 03:29 AM
The advantage of Stormtrooper armour is that if you get shot you won't necessarily die. Sure you might be rendered unconcious or get seriously bruised and incapacitated for the rest of the fight, but you're a lot better off than if you weren't wearing the armour.

The Cheat: You're right, they don't say "Ewok" in the movie at all, but it is in the end credits, proving George Lucas doesn't have another name in mind for them...

TK-8252
08-19-2003, 04:05 AM
Excuse my off-topic reply, but I just tryed your Star Wars Trivia, and that quiz is just about impossible. No normal person could get a perfect score without playing the video and starting and stopping it. I thought I was a Star Wars expert until I tried that quiz and then found myself banging my head on my desk!
:headbump

GUNNER
08-20-2003, 11:17 AM
Good question. I have no friggin idea but it is a little stupid huh.

Admiral Vostok
08-20-2003, 11:56 AM
TK8252MJL: Don't mean to brag but I made all those up off the top of my head... of course I had to get the videos out to check if my answers were right (which they were).

jedispy
09-15-2003, 06:02 AM
Hey I just took the quiz and feel most confident about my answers. How do I tell what percentage I got right?


Here are a few other questions (no cheating!!):

*What are the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field.
a. 10 to 1
b. approximately 5280 to 1
c. approximately 3,720 to 1
d. "Never tell me the odds!"

*Who shuts off C-3PO in the Falcon?
a. Leia
b. Luke
c. Chewie
d. Artoo

*What is the name of the song played by the Bith cantina band in Mos Eisley?
a. Makin Wookie
b. Mad About Me.
c. Cantina Band
d. Star Wars Cantina

*What 3 words muttered by an Ewok can be easily understood in ROTJ?
a. "Star Wars Rules!"
b. "That Guy's Wise"
c. "He is flying!"
d. "I Love Lucas"

*What model of vehicle is a "snowspeeder?"
a. Incom T-16
b. Incom T-47
c. YT-1300
d. THX 1138

*What animal's skeleton did the two droids walk past? in the Dune Sea on Tatooine?
a. Bantha
b. Sarlacc
c. Krayt Dragon
d. Rancor

*In what movie(s) can we see R2-D2 walking up or down stairs? (There may be more than one correct answer.)
a. TPM
b. AOTC
c. ANH
d. ESB
e. ROTJ

*Which of the following was not an astromech device on R2-D2:
a. welder
b. holoprojector
c. cutting saw
d. grappling hook

*What substance is mined on Bespin?
a. Dilithium
b. Tibanna gas
c. Diamonds
d. oil

*What dangles above the entrance to the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon?
a. keys
b. a pair of dice
c. a medal
d. nothing

*How many TIE fighters pursued the Falcon after leaving the Death Star?
a. 1
b. 2
c. 3
d. 4

*How many people does Darth Vader choke in the movies so far?
a. one
b. two
c. three
d. four
e. five
f. six or more

*How many people does Luke choke?
a. one
b. two
c. three
d. four
e. five
f. six or more

*How many people does Leia choke?
a. one
b. two
c. three
d. four
e. five
f. six or more

*How many people does Chewbacca choke?
a. one
b. two
c. three
d. four
e. five
f. six or more

I suppose that is long enough. Enjoy

Jedi_Monk
09-15-2003, 02:18 PM
c, a, b, b, b, c, b, d, b, b(?), d, c, b, a, a(?).

How's that?

Jaden Quade
10-02-2003, 12:39 AM
starwars rocks, you should have gone to the SW exhibition at the sydney power house, it was fantastic ! not really a convention but pretty good.

i agree with ya there dude! " t'was awsome"




:firehead

Spazz
10-17-2003, 09:34 PM
well...in response to the ORIGINAL question...the stormtroopers suck because the empire realizes that Darth Vader is badass enough to make up for their incredible suckiness

:duel:

benTantilles
10-23-2003, 11:41 AM
well...in response to the ORIGINAL question...the stormtroopers suck because the empire realizes that Darth Vader is badass enough to make up for their incredible suckiness
hear, hear! here's to darth vader, the most badass villain to be seen on screen!