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10-14-2003, 05:41 AM
*picks up a cup of hot coffee from the table and splashes it on everyone*

10-14-2003, 12:36 PM
blinded by the hot coffee i put out my blaster and firing wildly hitting Captain_Wilson and Crow in the leg then he falls over trying to get it out of his eyes

10-14-2003, 12:42 PM
*Uses force heal*

*Pulls blaster away from hand, and killed vergi with his own blaster*

10-14-2003, 12:54 PM
but i am not died i put out my lightsaber and challenge Crow to a duel which he loses when i slice his hand off then i slice his other hand off and lauch at him

10-14-2003, 12:56 PM
Too bad you destroyed my robot clone. ;)

*Takes out my saberstaff, and starts fighting*:cool:

10-15-2003, 11:29 AM
oh u caught me off guard but i will get u

* Puts out Doublebladed Lightsaber,(Blue and Green) and starts fighting back

10-15-2003, 11:33 AM
*Gets into x-wing, and blasts Vergi to death* bye bye.;)

10-15-2003, 11:43 AM
* Vegi has specoal powers and heals himselves and gets in his Y-Wing and goes after Crow's X-Wing and blasts it out of the sky now who is laughing HAHA!

10-15-2003, 01:13 PM
*Takes out a huge bazooka and blows Crow even farther out of the sky.*

10-15-2003, 03:16 PM
*topshot scans the ruined cantina. Hearing footsteps behind him, he turns to see Kain approaching him*
topshot: Oh no. Every time you turn up something monumental and terrible happens. I don't think I have the stomach for it.
Kain: No drama this time, topshot.
topshot: You are persistant, crossing the battle field like this to follow me. Still waiting for that coin of yours to land on its edge?
Kain: I'm biding my time. *glances at the ruined cantina* I see that Crow has played a little trick on you.
topshot: Yes.
Kain: Perhaps...Or maybe he's trying to turn your anger onto me.
topshot: My anger doesn't need turned, Kain. If I thought destroying you would change anything, I would do it this instant.
Kain: I knew you'd see through him, topshot. Make no mistake though, topshot - you and I are now in great danger.
topshot: You talk as though we're allies.
Kain: Regardless of your sentiments, topshot, in their eyes, we are.
topshot: Well, they're certainly trying to destroy me, Kain, there is no doubt of that. I don't think they know how to kill me.
Kain: You mustn't underestimate them, topshot.
topshot: And who is this diabolical 'they' to which we keep referring? If there's some grand conspiracy going on, the right hand doesn't seem to know what the left hand is doing. Even Crow seems to be caught out at every turn.
Kain: Crow is a puppet, topshot - haven't you realized that? Thats the sweetest irony in all this - the Cantina's 'great manipulator' is their plaything. But the ones pulling the strings haven't showed their faces, yet. We must tread very carefully...
*Kain vanishes, leaving topshot alone infront of the ruined cantina alone*

10-16-2003, 05:26 AM
*Uses a larger ballzooka, and blasts Vergi, Kain and topshot into outerspace*;)

10-16-2003, 11:34 AM
Vegi puts out his shield and blocks the blast senting it back at Crow blowing him up to a million pieces and then said, "Come back from that one, Crow".

10-16-2003, 12:22 PM
Oh yeah?

*Vergi walks into the bar*

*Uses an indestrutable tank, and sends the whole bar flying into space*


10-16-2003, 12:26 PM
Yeah i am that good, i am a bounty hunter i am suppose to live but ok

* I come back and blasts u to death*

10-16-2003, 12:29 PM
*uses heal* ;)

*Uses a flamethrower and burns vegitteo to death*

*then blasts away the rest of his body*

10-16-2003, 12:39 PM
* uses heal too and puts his body back together with the force*

* gets out his grenade and blasts himselves and Crow up at the same time*

*then I heal him again*

10-16-2003, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by vegietto
*then I heal him again*

thx for healing me. ;)

10-16-2003, 11:36 PM
*Sends Crow to the moon, and back.*


10-17-2003, 03:24 AM
Originally posted by topshot
*Sends Crow to the moon, and back.*


Heh. :D

*Comes back from the moon*

*And picks up topshot, and throws him to the sun*:p

10-17-2003, 04:26 AM
*appears behind Crow and shakes his head*
Simple pathetic creatures...Vorador was right...*turns and shakes his head some more*...stay out of human affairs...*runs Crow throgh when he's distracted and vanishes before Crow even hits the ground*

10-17-2003, 04:59 AM
*Puts a bomb into kain's pants*

*bomb explodes* BOOM!

Reason: Poo in yer pants:D

10-17-2003, 08:45 PM
*comes into bar*

*looks at surrounding chaos*


*orders beer*

*gets wasted*

*Spazz out indefinetly*


10-17-2003, 09:12 PM
*Feels no pain, as the sun is his ally.*

*Teleports back down to the bar and sneakily injects cyanide into Crow's blood stream.* :P

10-18-2003, 01:04 AM
*Gives Crow a few kicks to the head just in case*

"How's it going, Topshot?"

10-18-2003, 01:08 AM
"Me? I'm doing fine, thank you very much."

*Gives Crow the Wedgie-nator and sees him blindly run around with his head caught in his underpants.*

"So, uh.......think we did a good job?" :p

10-18-2003, 04:22 AM
*wonders why Crow continually destroys Kain's outline after I'm long since gone*
*laughs at the notion*

10-18-2003, 07:40 AM
*Gives topshot a kick in the eye* ;)

Thats gotta hurt.

*Grabs kain and throws him to the sun* Now its your turn.:D

10-18-2003, 09:24 PM
*stops himself about 5 feet off the ground and floats back down to the ground*
Do not test me, girl!
*vanishes once more*

10-19-2003, 03:08 AM
oh yeah?

*grabs kain and throws him to the ocean*

*kain drowns*

10-19-2003, 04:53 AM
Originally posted by |GG|Crow_Nest
oh yeah?

*grabs kain and throws him to the ocean*

*kain drowns*

*appears outside of the water on the shore*
*has a very very very very upset look on his face*

Vampire...I DON'T BREATH!!!...but I'm not a fan of water...*looks at the burn marks on one of his arms*...not a fan at all...

*grabs Crow's head and slams it into pudding against a wall*
*vanishes and is no longer in the fight, so don't attack me, it won't accomplish anything*

10-19-2003, 06:09 AM
*throws a heavy stone at kain, knocks his head and faints*

*grabs his body and puts it into an oven in the bar*:D

*heats him up*

10-19-2003, 12:27 PM
*Arrives to the bar*

- Hello guys!

*Gets thrown into the oven by crow_nest*

- ouch!

10-19-2003, 12:34 PM
Another compititor joins. :lol:

*Joins up with carl and frys kain and topshot with a frying pan.*:D

10-19-2003, 07:00 PM
- Darned crow_nest! I wanted to fry them first!

*Throws a fish at crow_nest*

10-19-2003, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by Kain
*vanishes and is no longer in the fight, so don't attack me, it won't accomplish anything*
:swear: Pay attention next time.

10-20-2003, 03:14 AM
Originally posted by |GG|Carl
- Darned crow_nest! I wanted to fry them first!

*Throws a fish at crow_nest*

*throws the fish back at carl*

*Throws thousands of knifes at him*:p

10-20-2003, 11:24 AM
*vegi blast Carl and Crow with a A-Wing killing them insantly

10-20-2003, 12:06 PM
*uses an X-wing and uses the torpedos on vegi* ;)

10-20-2003, 12:33 PM
*Vegi heals himself and brings out his Millineum Falcon and blast Crow to death*

10-20-2003, 12:51 PM
*the falcon suddenly exploded with vegi inside*

10-20-2003, 12:54 PM
*vegi ejected just in time and puts out lightsaber and slices Crow in half *

10-20-2003, 01:01 PM
uses heal :)

*Pulls saber out of vegi's hand*

Haha, now you're weaponless. :D

10-20-2003, 09:52 PM
"Nobody's weaponless when they still have their hands and feet," says Wildjedi. He grabs Crow and stuffs him in a very small container and welds the lid on. Then he launches the container into space. oh, yeah, the container has air holes.

Darth Homer
10-21-2003, 03:14 AM

Hehe, sorry, couldn't resist...feel free to blast me into oblivion in many different and extravagent ways. :D

10-21-2003, 03:58 AM
*Grabs wildfire and punches him like crazy*:)

10-21-2003, 09:22 PM
"Who's wildfire? Haha! You must be burning your hands!!"

*pushes Crow into fire and keeps him there till they both burn*

10-22-2003, 12:24 AM
*Comes in whistling*

"Hmmm, I'll have a blue milk, clean glass, pl-"

*Gets hit by flying mug*

"Insensitive bastards!"

*Puches wildjedi in the kidney*

"I got this for you, by the way"

*Douses Crow with blue milk*

10-22-2003, 01:42 AM
*Spots Carl, Crow, and Homer.*

*Sends a very angry and disgruntled Russel Crowe after Crow_Nest, snaps Carl's neck, and tosses Darth Homer (Simpson) a delicious pastry. (My apologies, men. I couldn't resist! :p ) *

10-22-2003, 01:44 AM
*kills russle crowe* lol

*pours acid on topshot* :D

10-22-2003, 02:04 AM
*Somehow survives, then throws Crow into an average, everyday webcomic where he becomes the average, every day victim of pain and torcher. (It could happen. I can dream, can't I? :p )*

Darth Homer
10-22-2003, 03:24 AM
Mmmmmmmm, paaaastry *gurgling sounds and drooling*

*bites into pastry*

*Hidden bomb squirts out & flies straight into Topshot's open mouth*

*bomb & Topshot explode*

Aaaaaawww!! The FILLLIIINNGG!! It looked really gooood!!

10-22-2003, 03:39 AM
*throws a poison pill into the fillings*

*Homer dies instantly*:p

10-22-2003, 11:31 AM
*vegi heals topshot and homer and said lets gang up on him, then he puts out his M-16 and fills Crow with bullet holes, Crow dies instantly*

10-22-2003, 11:35 AM
o yeah?

*kills top**** and homer* :D

*Grabs vegi's M-16 and breaks it into half*

*uses a thermal det and throws it into his mouth*

boom. ;)

10-22-2003, 12:03 PM
*vegi pulls himself together with a special power and heals homer and topshot again, then he pulls out his AK-47 and blasts him again*

10-22-2003, 12:32 PM
*kills topshot and homer again*

*grabs ak-47 and breaks it into half* Again!! :D

*Uses a thermal det and throws it into vegi's mouth* (agaiN!!!)

booom. ;)

(boom again) :p

10-22-2003, 12:43 PM
*vegi heals them again and this time said i am sick of playing around he pulls out his cellphone and calls The Marines,Navy,Air Force, and Army and they surround Crow and all of them fire at the same.


When the smoke clears their is not one piece of Crow to be found nowhere, "Nice knowing you Crow, your were a good Bar Fighting Partner"*

10-22-2003, 12:44 PM
*walks in*

*kicks everyones butts with a butter knife and duct tape*

*walks out*

Sorry...I couldn't resisit....

10-22-2003, 01:12 PM
*Slaps Captain Andy around a little bit, snap kicks his face 5 times, throws him over his shoulder, then tapes him down with his own duct tape and butter knife.*

10-22-2003, 01:45 PM
*extricates self from uncomfortable position*


*throws topshot to the ground roughly and proceeds to break his collarbone, both legs, all three arms, rip out his lungs by the trachea, and perform a lobotomy without anesthesia*

*RUNS out*

10-22-2003, 05:43 PM
*as Captain Andy nears the door, Kain appears with his hand stuck out foward*
*Andy doesn't see it and continues to run*
*Kain forcefully shoves his hand through Andy's chest, it comes out his back in a clenched fist*
*Andy falls backward dead*
*Kain opens his hand and drops Andy's heart on his face*
*vanishes, leaving his outline for a moment with a rather disturbing grin*

Captain Wilson
10-22-2003, 09:14 PM
*looks at kain*
Wilson: dont you ever get sick of killing the same people again and again? I sure do.
*kills crow*
Wilson There, see

10-22-2003, 09:19 PM
*Grabs Wilson by the neck and slams his head on the ground*

There, see! :D

10-22-2003, 09:48 PM
*Duct tapes Andy to the floor (again), then proceeds to perform a tonsilectomy (curse that bad spelling!), collar bone removal, and stomach removal.*

Orca Wail
10-23-2003, 12:32 AM
::walks in::

::sees Andy getting various suregury::

::tears like hell out::

10-23-2003, 05:21 AM
*opens the console and uses cheats* :cool:

*typed in "give all" and "god"*

Now i can't be killed! Muahahahaha!!!
:evil2: :saberr:

*blasts everyone to pieces.* diE!!! LoLz.

10-23-2003, 11:31 AM
*vegi does the same and now he is god and now he and Crow go out into a fight that will last until they can't go anymore*

10-23-2003, 12:45 PM
Since we can't be killed..... Lets join up and kick other people's butt! :D

10-23-2003, 06:24 PM
*Does the same thing as the other 2, including the dual blade cheat.*

You thought I wouldn't do the same, did yah? :p

*Tears Crow's head off, only to see him grow a new one, then decides that this is boring and decides to make amends with Crow, joining him in the fun.*

10-24-2003, 02:24 AM
*Hacks into the game and turns off god mode for topshot*

*Uses sith_sword to chop off topshot's head*

10-24-2003, 03:28 AM
*Crow's game hacking is rendered useless, due to Topshot's Norton Anti-Virus protected server. God mode remains on for Topshot. Grows new head.*

"Before this is over, I WILL SHOW YOU THE TRUE POWER OF CHAOS!!!!!!!!"
-Shadow the Hedgehog

*Uses the true power of Chaos to de-activate Crow's god mode and instantly kill him.*

10-24-2003, 12:50 PM
*uses a more powerful hacking software* ;)

*Destroys the Notorn Anit-Virus and turns off god mode*


*Kills topshot*:)

10-24-2003, 12:57 PM
....*eeep* *gasp*.....come closer.....*cough* my fellows....*choke* .....remove my...mask...... *cough* so you can look upon.... my...true...face.....*aack*

....don't let Orca leave....she is...an escaped Sea World animal....kill her too!


10-24-2003, 04:47 PM
*remains totally unharmed, even after Crow hacks the system.*

Hmmm, was that supposed to do something? Because it did...........:p

*Kills Orca Wail, due to the Captain's last request.*

10-24-2003, 10:41 PM
*vegi said ok let get them, he goes after Captain Andy head and laughs then he goes and shots Topshot in the heart watch it spatter all over the place

10-25-2003, 12:44 AM
*Goes into bullet time and swiftly dodges all the shots fired. Front-flips and kicks vegi in the head, backflips and juggles him in the air with two more. Puts a sharpened pole in the ground where he'll eventually land. Does the same thing to Crow, only it will be more fatal than what he did to vegi.*

10-25-2003, 03:46 AM
*fires some poison gas greanades into the bar and kills topshot, vegi and captain andy*:cool:

10-25-2003, 11:54 AM
*vegi smiled and walked out of the rumble with god mode, lsughs at andy and topshot then goes up to crow and slapped hand and said, "Good One Crow!"

10-25-2003, 12:44 PM
*Grabs vegi and knocks his head repeaty with a metal pipe.*

Thats gotta hurt.

10-25-2003, 05:29 PM
*I get up from the rubble, also in god mode.*

Hah! I knew it! You only formed a temporary alliance against me! I could tell because you knocked 'im out with a metal pi......

*Gets his head smashed by Crow.*

I love pie! :p

*falls unconscious.*

10-25-2003, 05:38 PM
Oi, this has been a horrible scene ever since the whole 'down for xx posts' rule was disbanned. I take my leave now but not before one final act.
*starts vanishing and reappearing at all the fighters slashing them violently with the Reaver before moving on to the next victim*
*this goes on for about 5 minutes before Kain vanishes again, neva to return*

Darth Homer
10-26-2003, 01:50 AM
*gets killed, then resurrected, then killed, then resurrected, then killed, then resurrected, then killed, then resurrected, then killed, then resurrected*

GAH!! Just let me stay dead will ya??

*gets killed*

THHH-ank youuuu........


*gets resurrected*


*goes to console mode*

Hmmm, let's see...

*types: kill player 'Homer'*


*falls over dead*

10-26-2003, 05:58 AM
*Pours some quick-drying cement on topshot, homer, kain and vegi* ;)

*All becomes a stone*

10-26-2003, 08:23 PM
*Goes to console and types in 'radioactivity'*



"Cough cough...neuclear bomb"


10-26-2003, 09:03 PM
*Breaks out of the cement incasing, as if he were the 'Man of Steel', and heat beams Crow's posterior.*


10-27-2003, 04:10 AM
*Pours more cement on topshot* ;)

*Destroys the stone with topshot in it* :cool:

10-27-2003, 11:41 AM
Vegi breaks out the cement and laughs at Crow then he goes up to Kain the statue and punchs his face off "haha". Then he goes up and shakes Crow's hand showing him he wants to be partners

10-27-2003, 05:52 PM
*shakes head*

"Kids these days."

*Realizing what he just said*

"Not like I'm old or anything... I'm so confused(cries)"

*runs out of the bar, whining about confusion and in the confusion gets run over by a truck*


10-28-2003, 04:14 AM
*pours some quick drying cement with instant kill formular on vegietto* :cool:

10-28-2003, 12:25 PM
* vegi with god mode breaks out and laughs again then he goes to the bar ha a drink then yelled, "Drinks all around for my oppenents." Give crow the first one and pat him on the back then laughs as the posion eats away at his body while evetyone else has a drink no poison then music but crow is dying and can't talk so no one noticed that he is dying*

10-28-2003, 06:53 PM
*brings down the administrator console and removes all cheats*

There, now it'll be more interesting...

*locks the administrator console so none but I and Darth Homer (being the 2 that were here the longest) can use it*

10-28-2003, 07:03 PM
*Hacks the administrator panel*

*Turns on cheats for joe only*

j/k :p

10-29-2003, 02:17 AM
*Brings Crow to his knees and kills him with the Soul Reaver that he "borrowed" from Kain. Hacks into the admin console and activates the god kill cog that was created back in the days of Dark Forces 2.*


Darth Homer
10-29-2003, 02:33 AM
*pulls down admin console*

hmmm...what does THIS button do

*presses big, red HISTORY ERASER button*

*waits for first person to catch the refrence*

10-29-2003, 06:09 PM
Originally posted by Darth Homer
*pulls down admin console*

hmmm...what does THIS button do

*presses big, red HISTORY ERASER button*

*waits for first person to catch the refrence*

*watches as Homer gets swarmed with popups*

*makes the admin console to where if anybody hacks it, tries to hack it, or even thinks about hacking it, they die...period...and theres nothing anyone can do about it...cept me...and Homer...so deal...cheating bastards*

10-30-2003, 04:18 AM
*Hacks into the game and disables cheats for EVERYBODY* (Execpt me) :D

*uses a cheat to get a supersaber and kills everyone.*:cool:

10-30-2003, 05:25 AM
*Kain's voice booms over the fighting and everyone stops*
*Kain and Darth Homer stand in the middle of the cantina*
Now...it's time to teach you all a lesson...from this post foward, there will be rules in effect. They are AS FOLLOWS:

1. There will be downtime when someone says you die(or are knocked out, beaten senseless, ect). The range will be 1 to 5 posts. During this time, you may not post until the said number of posts has passed, not including your coming back into play or the post which put you down.
2. No 'KILLS EVERYONE' posts. Fun killers people. Nuff said.
3. No stacking downtime posts on an already downtimed individual. Also a fun killer.
4. No attacking spectators. If someone comes in and looks around but doesn't effect you directly, ignore them until they make a move.
5. No cheating you cheating bastards. If someone says you're down, dammit you're down!

*everyone nods complacently*

Good...now I'm gonna go sit at the old Mod table and have a few drinks. Play nice kiddies...(and if these rules aren't adhered to, I will do my damndest to get this thread closed on account that its turning into a spam-a-thon, worse than before. Kay? GOOD)

10-30-2003, 05:28 AM
*Grabs kain and digs out his brain and replaces it with a candle*

Happy Halloween.:)

10-30-2003, 08:13 PM
*SAws open Crow's head, takes out his brain, and puts Kain's brain in*

"Hehe....I'd like to see this" :D

10-30-2003, 08:15 PM
Once Crow has been given Kain's brain, Wildjedi kicks him in the stomach and chainsaws him in half.

He's dead for three posts or until somebody pats his head.:D

10-30-2003, 08:19 PM
*Grabs the saw, puts snake venom on the edge, and slices off wildjedi's head*

*Laughs evilly as wildjedi screams in agony*

(wildjedi - out for 2 posts)

Deaths: 0

10-31-2003, 12:29 AM
*Kills Joe just by glaring at him.*

[Joe= out for 2 posts.]

10-31-2003, 04:26 AM
*Kills topshot by blinking at him*

10-31-2003, 06:21 AM
*Forces Crow to learn the rules layed down by Kain.*

[Crow= out for 2 posts 'til he fights by the rules.] :p

10-31-2003, 10:17 AM
Who cares about the rules?

*Kills topshot by waving at him* :p

10-31-2003, 10:44 AM
If Crow was breaking the rules, then you were too, topshot.

10-31-2003, 11:46 AM
*Gives joe poisoned candy during trick- or- treating*:p

10-31-2003, 04:33 PM
Hey, I forgot those rules, so somebody had to lay 'em down 'cause of all the spamming. And by the looks of it, Kain's damned serious about 'em.

*Mummifies Crow and torchers Joe.*

[Crow & Joe are out for 3 posts.]

11-01-2003, 01:08 AM
One more post like that Crow, and I'll get a moderator to swarm this place like a hive of bees on a flower. Abide or leave or ruin it for everyone else.

11-03-2003, 12:36 PM
*makes the admin console to where if anybody hacks it, tries to hack it, or even thinks about it, they die...period...and theres nothing anyone can do about it...cept me...and Homer...so deal...cheating s*

wildjedi thinks about it... dies

(out for three posts):D

11-04-2003, 04:01 AM
( holey s%$# i left for like 8 months and this game is still going)

"ha kain u cant controle us"

*drives a car into the bar and runs over kain*

*Kain is out for 1 post*

11-04-2003, 04:05 AM
*Grabs kain, and knocks him out cold*

*When kain wakes up, he finds himself tied up the the bar with trip mines all around him* :cool:

Now you're trap. Muahahahaha!!

11-04-2003, 04:32 AM
"nice crow"

*kicks kain in the nuta so when he wakes up he will have saw nuts*

11-04-2003, 05:10 AM

*Kain manages to untie himself, but unfortunely he was still trap in the trip mines* :p

*uses my blaster pistol and blasts one of the trip mines*

Boom. See you in hell. ;)

11-04-2003, 07:02 AM
*grabs Crow from the back of the neck and snaps it like a twig*

*Death gets crafty and tries to stake Kain, who turns in utter disbelief to the sheer audacity to the attack*

*grabs Death by the face and forces his head back, snapping his neck*

Crow is dead for 2 posts and Death is dead for 2 posts

Should Crow or Death choose to ignore me again and post before there 2 posts are done, I WILL get a moderator here. I think this has gone on long enough and I'm sure a moderator is JUST waiting for a complaint. I don't wanna seem like a dick, but its kinda retarted when the same 2 people post 10 posts in a row right after each other. A little downtime never hurt anybody.

11-04-2003, 09:17 AM
I don't get it. :confused: :confused: What do u mean?

And death_jedi didn't do anything.

11-04-2003, 10:24 PM
I'll make it easy for you to understand, Crow: He's pissed off, and if you're not going to say how long a person is knocked out, all heck will bust loose. He seriously means it. You do not want to piss 'im off even more than he already is, trust me.

11-05-2003, 12:27 AM
*Produces a club*

"Hmm...who first?"

*Runs for Death, trips over the unconcious body of Kain and slams his head into a table*

(I'm out for 2 posts)

P.S. Are we even allowed to put ourself out?

Darth Homer
11-05-2003, 01:15 AM
*stands up*

Oh good, rules are back...

*produces double-bladed lightsaber from under his cloak & ignites it*

Hehehe, this'll be fun

*senses an attack from behind, spins and attacks*

Coat Rack is down for 4 posts

Hmmm.....coulda sworn I was being attacked....

*Joe's club comes flying across the room & strikes Homer in the head*

THEEEERE it is....

Homer falls over, out for 2 posts

11-05-2003, 01:49 AM
*Picks up and uses an ax to clobber Crow.*

Since rulez are back into play, let's get down to the, how should I say this, "nitty-gritty."

Crow's out for 1 post.

11-05-2003, 06:20 AM
*gives a sigh of relief as order is returned...kinda*

*sits at the last table standing, the old Moderator table, and orders some drinks*

*watches from afar*

*has a discussion with Crow about the rules*

Basically, if someone says your down, you cannot post until that number of posts is done with, not including the attack post and the revive post. Its rather simple and makes the experience a bit more enjoyable. And yes joe, knocking yourself out is okay. Homer made a living off of doing it before.
Crow, take your revenge out on topshot for dropping you before you could even fight back! GET HIM!!

11-05-2003, 09:17 AM
Originally posted by topshot
*Picks up and uses an ax to clobber Crow.*

Since rulez are back into play, let's get down to the, how should I say this, "nitty-gritty."

Crow's out for 1 post.

REVENGE. (Like kain said) ;)

*suddenly, hundreds of det packs around topshot* Muahahahaha!!!

*3.... 2.... 1. KA-BOOM!!!*

*Topshot and the whole bar flies to another planet. and topshot got squashed by the bar as it landed on his head* :p

11-05-2003, 06:30 PM
Don't forget how long someone is down when you knock them out, or they just spring back like nothing happened.

11-05-2003, 07:55 PM
I've been fighting so much I'm starving.

*Starts gnawing on topshot's leg*

"Hmmm...good source of protein, but too many carbs. I'll eat some slim-fast bars instead"

11-05-2003, 09:03 PM
*Sneaks up to kain when hes not looking and kiks him in da nuts then smacks him over the head with a table then starts booting the hell out of him*

Kain is out for 2 posts

11-06-2003, 06:32 AM
*types in "d_npcfreeze 1" in the console and freezes joe* :cool:

*takes out saber and does rolling stab*

and this will happen:


diE!!! LoLz

11-06-2003, 10:46 AM
I thought cheating with the console was outlawed.....

....and you never said how many posts I'm out for....


11-06-2003, 11:05 AM
Oh yeah i forgot.:)

Joe is out for 2 posts.

Master William
11-06-2003, 12:07 PM
I like pie :)

Darth Homer
11-06-2003, 11:25 PM
*Kills Master William in such gruesome ways that I can't post the details here. Suffice to say that he is in many, many tiny pieces now for spamming the thread.*

Now, if you're gonna post, do so responsibly & don't throw up stupid things like "I like pie." I don't care and don't want to hear about it. Spamming threads is a good way to get yourself suspended or banned. Have a nice day.

*sits at Mod table*

So, Kain, what do you suppose the air-speed velocity of an unlaiden Swallow is?

11-06-2003, 11:30 PM
*Intercepts the question before it reaches Kain.*

Which kind: Northern or European? :p

*Gives Master William such a kick in the pants that he ends flying halfway across the world, landing near the vicious man-eating killer attack rabbit.*

Master William is out for 3 posts until I say.

11-07-2003, 02:22 AM
*Lands my x-wing on topshot*


Opps! Sorry, i didn't see you down there.:p

*Blasts off topshot's dead body*

topshot is out for 2 posts.

11-07-2003, 03:35 AM
*is about to answer Homer, when suddenly, Crow's body comes across the table and spills Kain's drink*
*grabs Crow by the throat, lifts him, and punches him through a wall, dazing him slightly, but giving topshot the opportunity to return after this post*

Crow is down until topshot or joe make a move

11-07-2003, 03:36 AM
*deaths is sitting down having a drink when crows x-wing flys over head and his wig flys off*


*sprints over to wig and puts it on, pulls out a rocket launcher and shoots down crows x-wing*

crow is out for 2 posts

11-07-2003, 03:46 AM
*Rebuilds my x-wing, and now its indestructable*

*Fires proton torpedos at death_jedi*


death_jedi is out for 2 posts. :cool:

11-07-2003, 04:58 AM
Please note, Crow, that you were down for 2 posts, and thus, your attack is nothing. You are down for 2 posts starting on the post immediatly following mine.

*goes back to drinking*

11-07-2003, 07:21 PM
*Hangs up the remains of Master William's body in a display case and laughs at it.*

I hate spammers. :mad:

11-09-2003, 05:52 PM

Count me in!

11-09-2003, 08:05 PM
*Brings an assortment of weapons to the fold.*

Free weapons for everyone!

*Takes out .45 calibur sniper rifle and slips it into the gun case hanging on his back.*

11-10-2003, 05:14 AM
Originally posted by |GG|Carl

Count me in!

Isn't that spamming too?

Anywho back to the fight :cool:

*minds trick Carl so he cant see me*

*Sneaks up behind him and pushes him into the abyss*

Bye bye. ;)

Carl is out for 1 post.

11-10-2003, 11:45 AM
*minds trick Crow so he cant see me*

*Sneaks up behind him and pushes him into the abyss*

Bye bye. ;)

Crow is out for 2 posts.

11-10-2003, 01:14 PM
*Mind tricks Joe, then snipes 'im off.*

Joe is out for 2 posts.

11-10-2003, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by Master William
I like pie :)
I like pie too
but lets not waste the pie-goodness on this thread, go make aa poll on why pie is good instead ;)
*whacks out topshot with a rubber monkey, then goes to the bar and orders some pie-juice that he brings back to the swamp* :D

Topshot is out for 2 rounds because the rubber monkey is eating his head off! :p
sorry for the double post, this is the one counting!:biggs:

11-10-2003, 05:55 PM
Just edit your post and delete one of the posts.

11-10-2003, 06:00 PM
yeah, thanks, did that :)

11-15-2003, 02:21 PM
yay Kain is gone.

*uses freeze gun and freezes topshot to death* :evil:

topshot is out for 1 post.

11-16-2003, 01:06 PM
Takes out a bat and strikes crow in the back of his head!
"Home run!"

crow_nest is out for 2 posts

11-16-2003, 05:05 PM
It's time for the tides of war to turn.......:cool:

*Freezes Crow with an Ice Beam shot, Metroid-style.*

[Crow=out for 1 post.]

Darth Homer
11-18-2003, 11:31 PM
Crow is already down for 2 posts, Topshot, you can't add on to his count.

*beats Topshot silly with rulebook*

Topshot is out for 2 posts

Now, after Crow posts next, he is fair game as his 2 posts are up :)

*sits down at bar and orders a Jawa Juice*

11-19-2003, 01:07 AM
*grabs homer's jawa juice and splashes it on his face*

*tosses a time-bomb dounut at homer* Boom. :cool:

homer is out for 1 post.

11-19-2003, 02:39 AM
*sneaks up behind Crow and runs him through with the Reaver*
(whispering) Vae Victus...
*pulls the Reaver out of Crow and watches him slump to the ground, dead, his blood being drawn into the Reaver*
*sits at the table to watch the drama unfold*

Crow is down for 3 posts

11-19-2003, 11:26 AM
*Calls upon a mob of angry villagers to track, hunt, and slay Kain.*

[Kain=out for 2 posts.]

11-19-2003, 01:45 PM
throws a delicious meat pie in topshots face!
what a waste :mad:

topshot is out for 1 round eating the pie :D

11-20-2003, 06:52 PM
*MennoniteHobbit walks in for the first time and asks, "what the heck did I miss? Shards of drunken masters on the ground? cheating rule-breaking comedians?"
*he sits down and watches the fight at point blank range. he starts rooting for ratsmjedi (however you spell his name). He pulls out secretly his concealed old elementary school banana cream pie that he kept for ten years, and throws it at MMMPIE.
MMMPIE is out for two posts because of excessive cream up his nose

11-20-2003, 07:17 PM
*Strangles Mennonite with a rope.*

MenoniteHobbit is out for 2 posts.

11-20-2003, 10:13 PM

*Renders Joe unconscious and with two broken arms.*

[Joe's stuck in the ER for 2 posts.]

"What?!? Everyone was doing it! I just did it to be popular!"-Bender, Futurama

11-22-2003, 02:32 AM
((Regardless if Joe spelt your name wrong, you're still out for 2 posts. This, and and the one above, therefore, do not count. That, and he was already knocked out for 2 posts, so you cannot add on.))

11-22-2003, 04:11 AM
*puts a rocket into topshots pants* :p

3..... 2..... 1..... BLAST OFF!!!!!

*topshot flies to another planet and dies*

topshot is out for 2 posts.

11-22-2003, 06:35 PM
Thanks Topshot.

*Slaps crow's face back and forth until his eyes fall out and his brain turns to mush.*

Crow is out for 3 posts. ;)

11-24-2003, 01:46 AM
<clubs joetheeskimo5 with a monkey wrench then sends a blind deaf mute to retrive his body and shove it in a closet>
joetheeskimo5 is out for 3 posts

11-24-2003, 09:30 PM
*Straps RockerD to a chair and forces him to watch a crap load of anime.*

[RockerD is out for 2 posts.]

Darth Homer
11-24-2003, 11:49 PM
*Lays out some tacos with Homer's special Mexican Death Sauce*

*dives behind bar & watches as Topshot walks over and takes a couple of bites*

Topshot is poisoned and shall die after his next 2 posts if he cannot find a cure (it's specific and I'll let you know if you find it, so no "I'm CURED!!"...also, for speed's sake, pm me if you think you've found the cure :) ). If he dies, he is out for 2 posts. While searching for the cure, Topshot is immune to any other damage.

11-25-2003, 01:06 AM
*grabs darth homer and makes him drink some of his "magic" ale*

Darth Homer is out for 2 posts

11-25-2003, 01:08 AM
*trips Kybur and takes his "magic" ale and smashes it over his head*
Kybur is out for 2 post

11-25-2003, 05:53 AM
*Blasts RockerD's mouth with my shotgun*

RockerD is out for 3 posts.

11-25-2003, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by Darth Homer

Topshot is poisoned and shall die after his next 2 posts if he cannot find a cure (it's specific and I'll let you know if you find it, so no "I'm CURED!!"...also, for speed's sake, pm me if you think you've found the cure :) ). If he dies, he is out for 2 posts. While searching for the cure, Topshot is immune to any other damage.

Heh...that's pretty creative...;)

*Grabs Crow by his neck, ties his neck to the wall, and chops off his legs.*

Crow is unconcious and without legs for 2 posts.

11-25-2003, 11:34 PM
*takes samurai sword and slices up joetheeskimo5 into tiny bitesize peices*

Joetheekimo5 is out for 3 posts

11-25-2003, 11:39 PM
*Feels even sicker with each step he takes. Using his mental powers would surely drain the last bits of his life, so he did something else. He picked up his sword, sliced Kybur, then died.*

[Kyber is out for 2 posts. I'm dead for 2 posts.]

Darth Homer
11-25-2003, 11:49 PM
Whoops...must have used the other poison that kills in one post instead of two...oh well...if only he knew that Banana flavored shave-ice (sno-cone, whatever) would have saved him....oh well. :)

11-26-2003, 12:10 AM
Ah well, I had a good life. With these last few words, I curse Darth Homer!

*Finally dies this time. The unwashable mark of inevitable doom appears on Darth Homer's right arm.*

11-26-2003, 03:48 AM
*turns invisable so joe cant see me* ;)

*Surprieshim and scares him to death*

joe is out for 2 posts.

Darth Homer
11-26-2003, 09:20 PM
Originally posted by topshot
*The unwashable mark of inevitable doom appears on Darth Homer's right arm.*

[Grandpa Simpson voice]AAAAAHH!! DEEEEAAATH!![/GSV]

Crow: "That's a lampshade"


Crow: "That's a barstool..."


Crow: "Why are you pointing at ME?"

*beats Crow with walking cane*

Crow is down for 1 post

11-26-2003, 09:44 PM
*runs over Darth Homer with riding mower*
Darth Homer is out for 2 posts

Captain Wilson
11-26-2003, 10:54 PM
beheads kybur

Wilson: right one post after this i get to behead homer, which alows me to have much needed drink.

Kybur is out for, oh say, 3 posts

11-27-2003, 02:15 AM
*lights up wilson's pants on fire*

Wilson is out for 2 posts. ;)

11-27-2003, 06:57 AM
*ressurects topshot*
topshot: I'm alive, I'm alive!
*runs topshot through with the Reaver*
topshot: Damn you Kain!
*watches topshot fall limp to the ground*
Kain: Vae victus...

topshot is dead for 1 post

*explodes into a huge flock of bats and flies out of harms way(only cuz if you kill me now, given my rate of return-and-post, it wouldn't bug me anymore. Talk about mad buzzkills, eh?:()*

11-27-2003, 09:21 AM
*slaps kain's face silly with a wet fish until his eye balls pop out*

kain = out for 1 post.

11-27-2003, 05:50 PM
*drowns Crow with gravy*
Happy Turkey Day!

Crow is out 2 posts

Darth Homer
11-27-2003, 07:46 PM
*stuffs Turkey down RockerD's throat*

Happy Turkeyday!!

RockerD is choking for 2 posts

11-29-2003, 06:33 AM
*pats Homer on the shoulder*
Good work, old man.
*rams his hand through Homer's chest*
Hard of breathing, recently?
*drops Homer's lung onto the ground*
Hey, Crow!
*electrocutes Crow violently with his lightning*

Homer is gasping his last breaths and dies for 2 posts

Crow is the added to the deep-fried list for 3 posts*

11-30-2003, 03:46 AM
*puts C4 on kains back*

Kain will explode in 2 posts

11-30-2003, 03:51 AM
*slices Kybur in two with Frostmourne*

Kybur respawns in 3 posts

12-01-2003, 05:26 AM
*unattatches the C4 and throws it at Kybur as it explodes ontop of him*
*gets into a sword fight with RockerD, Reaver vs Frostmourne*
Very unimpressive, RockerD...
*smashes Frostmourne out of RockerD's hand and rams the Reaver into Rocker's chest*

RockerD is down for 2 posts

12-01-2003, 05:30 AM
*stabs kain in the eye and kills him*

kain = out for 2 posts.

Orca Wail
12-01-2003, 12:43 PM
*is ressurected*

Hmm...fight...still going on...
;) heeheehehh...

12-01-2003, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by Orca Wail
*is ressurected*

Hmm...fight...still going on...
;) heeheehehh...

I didn't know YOU were a part of this! Hm....

*Rips out Orca's jugular cord*

*Evil laughter*

Orca Wail is out for 3 posts. ;)

12-01-2003, 09:56 PM
Starts to drive ATAT outside toward bar. :atat: HAHAHA! (Unfortunately the guns were jammed and the atat shot itself from the inside. Fortunately shrapnel covers the bar in a medium thick layer over the bar causing the inside to loose light.) Every1 is temporarilt blind for 5 posts.

12-01-2003, 10:06 PM
((Um, mastern64. Just a quick tip: you can't knock every one out. It's one of the rulez. Knock out someone of your choice, but not everyone.))

*Returns from the grave.......in the full living flesh. Searches for Joe and rips out his brain.*

[Joe is dead for 1 post.]

12-01-2003, 10:25 PM
*picks up Kain and beats topshot with him"
topshot is K.Oed for 2 posts

12-01-2003, 10:29 PM
*Takes brain from Topshot's hands and puts it back in head*

*Turns and grabs RD by his neck, and twists it until he hears a crack. RockerD falls to the ground paralyzed.*

RD is out for 2 posts.

12-01-2003, 11:04 PM
topshot undo's my effect but gives him a good knock out for 1 post for makin me look like a fool.:mob:

12-01-2003, 11:18 PM
*Jimps in front of mastern64 and fights back the people trying to tell him what rule he broke*

Stay back! He's only a newbie!

*pulls out curved samurai sword and slices off Orca's head, but accidentally swings too far and stabs self in heart.*

Joe is on the floor dead for 2 posts, and Orca is groping around for her head for 1 post.

12-01-2003, 11:27 PM
*gives joe a pie*
Joe: Thanks!
*pie explodes in joes face because it had a grenade hidden in it*
joe is scrabling for his head for 2 posts

12-01-2003, 11:29 PM
*Impales Kybur on Frostmourne and dips him in batter and proceeds to fry him*
Kybur is on sale at KFC for $6.99 a bucket for 3 posts only

12-01-2003, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by Kybur
*gives joe a pie*
Joe: Thanks!
*pie explodes in joes face because it had a grenade hidden in it*
joe is scrabling for his head for 2 posts

I'm dead. Wait until I'm back up again before you kill me. :D

EDIT: Okay, I'm up, but you're down! MUHAHAHA

Darth Homer
12-02-2003, 01:24 AM
*kills Joe in a very interesting way that I can't think of right now*

Joe is dead for 2 posts

12-02-2003, 02:22 AM
Hmmm, I haven't used this in a while.......

*Pulls out the guillotine.*

Now for a test subject to see if the blade is still sharp......

*Pulls a random viewer from the crowd. It appears to be Darth Homer.*

Now, mr. Homer, you have a choice, either get......on second thought, you DON'T have a choice.........

*Preps Homer's head for the proper decapitating.*

........other than to die!

*Lets the rope go and closes his eyes to protect himself from the utterly horrid and gruesome-ness of a not-too-pretty-sight.*

[Darth Homer is dead for 2 posts.]

12-02-2003, 02:55 AM
*Tears topshot apart with a metal claw*

topshot = out for 3 posts. :cool:

12-02-2003, 03:35 AM
*rips out Crow's spine*
*beats his limp body with it*

Crow is paralyzed until someone repairs his spinal column, taking atleast 3 posts

12-02-2003, 06:07 PM
After joe pushs the people away and callin me a newbie i sneak up behind him and grab his little neck until he suffocates. Hes out for 3 post for callin me a newb and turnin his back on me.

Darth Homer
12-02-2003, 10:48 PM
*Homer's spirit rises up & flies around the room*

[old lady]Don't let the spirit get into the roast!![/Old lady]

*Homer's spirit flies into the roast*

*Rob Schneider comes along, picks up roast & force-feeds it to Mastern64*

*Mastern64 then morphs into Homer*

Mastern64 is possesed by Homer's spirit for 3 posts or until exorcised

12-02-2003, 11:26 PM
*throws a shuriken at Darth Homer the shuriken is embedded in his neck*
Darth Homer dies of blood loss he is out for 2 posts

12-02-2003, 11:44 PM
*rams the Reaver through Kybur's chest*
*Kybur damn near cries as he hears ribs and vertebrae breaking, lungs puncturing, and skin ripping*

Kybur is dead for 3 posts

12-03-2003, 12:07 AM
*draws frostmourne cuts off Kains right leg then left.....slices through his right and left arm.....with one final blow beheads Kain*

Kain is a lifeless stump for 3 posts

12-03-2003, 02:50 AM
*Reaps vengeance upon the one who has caused Kain harm. Pulls out the Soul Edge and slices RockerD right down the middle.*

[RockerD is dead for 3 posts.]

12-03-2003, 04:22 AM
*pumps lots of water into topshot until he explodes*

topshot = out for 3 posts.

12-03-2003, 07:09 PM
*rolls out from behind bar and bites crow's leg*
"yummy i can taste bone!"

[crow is out for one post shaking me off]
[i'm out for one beeing shaken off]

12-03-2003, 08:34 PM
*revive post*

^--This counts towards anyone elses revive post, but I didn't attack so I cannot be attacked, cool huh?

12-04-2003, 05:49 AM
*Grabs MMMPIE!!! and stuffs an exaust pipe into his mouth*


PIE = out for 2 posts

12-04-2003, 08:04 PM
*grabs crow and throws him off a bar stool into the glass window*

crow is out for 2

12-04-2003, 10:00 PM
*Clubs RockerD over the head.*

RockerD is down for 2 posts.

12-05-2003, 10:54 AM
*drives a rock drill through topshot's chest*

[topshot out for 2]

YAY 200th post!!! I'm a Ewok!!! :D :ewok:

12-05-2003, 11:44 AM
*knocks MMMPIE!!!'s head with a super-hard hammer that his skull broke*

PIE is out for 2 posts.

Darth Homer
12-06-2003, 07:57 AM
*grabs Growth Mushroom a la Mario Bros & grows big*

*steps on Crow*

Crow is being wiped off Homer's enlarged foot for 1 post & smushed for an additional post.

12-06-2003, 11:54 AM
*Commandeers an X-Wing and leads Darth Homer into his shots.*

Darth Homer is rapidly fired upon for 2 posts.

12-06-2003, 12:02 PM
*jumps upon topshot and beats the hell out of him!*

[topshot out for 2]

12-06-2003, 10:17 PM
:ion: :explode:
Ahhh! He dies for no reason.:p

12-07-2003, 02:21 AM
*grabs PIE and sold him to some jawas*

*The jawas were attacked by tusken raiders and they killed PIE and some other jawas*

MMMPIE!!! is out for 2 posts.

12-07-2003, 12:06 PM
*shoots Crow with a nail gun*

crow is nailed to the wall for 2 posts

12-07-2003, 02:29 PM
mennonite for no reason decides to draw out his red lighsaber dart, and throws it at RockerD's hand.
RockerD drops his nail gun, which lands on his foot
RockerD is out for a post because of excessive foot swelling
[RockerD is out for 1 (one) post]

12-07-2003, 02:37 PM
*gets a giant bith to squirt saliva all over darth homer :band: *

[homer is out for 1 post trying 2 dig out off the saliva (doh!)]

12-07-2003, 05:40 PM
For some unknown reason, Topshot decides to invoke the spell of transform unto MMMPIE!!!, causing him to change into a cat. Topshot then sics his female labradors Fred and Panda after him.

[MMMPIE!!! is being terrorized for 2 posts.]

12-08-2003, 12:02 AM
*-Bullet Time- dives at topshot in true max payne fashion with dual sawed offs shoots topshot*

topshot is scrambling to find his limbs for 2 posts

Darth Homer
12-09-2003, 11:50 PM
*RockerD, still in bullettime, is flying across the room*

*Homer walks over to him in normal time & slices him in half*

RockerD is down for a slow 2 posts

12-10-2003, 03:41 AM
*Goes into bullettime and throws grenades at homer and explodes to bits*

homer = out for 2 posts.

12-10-2003, 03:06 PM
*stops the bullettime, and catches crow by a surprise... Then drives his :atat: to squish him to tiny bits and pieces(or both)*

[crow out for 1]

12-10-2003, 06:36 PM
Mennonite quickly takes out the :atat: with the all-powerful Force, then hurls his lightsaber at the owner. The lightsaber then comes back to him quickly, so no one saw what he did.

[MMMPIE!!! is beheaded for two (2) posts]

12-11-2003, 01:32 AM
*Slices MennoniteHobbit with his adamantium claws, then retracts them back into his wrists.*

[Mennonite is out for 2 posts.]

Darth Homer
12-11-2003, 01:34 AM
*Uses power of Magnetism to rip Adamantium out of TopShot's body*

Topshot is dead from profuse bleeding for 2 posts

12-11-2003, 01:03 PM
Out of nowhere Vegietto comes out of nowhere and blasts Darth Homer in the head killing him instantly.

12-11-2003, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by vegietto
Out of nowhere Vegietto comes out of nowhere and blasts Darth Homer in the head killing him instantly. u have to state how many posts he's out for...
*takes out a carrot and sticks it into vegiettos brain...*

[vegietto is out for 3 posts thinkin about carrots]

12-11-2003, 07:57 PM
Mennonite sees the adamantium skeleton from topshot's body, and uses the Force to move it. He encases MMMPIE!!! in the adamantium skeleton, disabling him for the next post.
mennonite says, "no offense, MMMPIE!!!, but you're the only target worth hitting"
and with that mennonite runs into the bathroom to hide for three posts, because the scene in the bar is about to get a lot worst.

[MMMPIE!!! is out for only one (1) post]

Darth Homer
12-12-2003, 02:03 AM
*Is staggering around from Vegietto's attack*

Anybody get the number of that truck?

*staggers into bathroom & falls unconscious onto Mennonite*

Homer is out for 1 post & Mennonite is pinned for 1 of his 2 remaining posts

12-12-2003, 08:30 AM
*super glues homer on a wall so he cant move and stuffs an exsaust pipe in his mouth*

Homer is stuck on the wall for 2 posts


12-12-2003, 09:37 AM
*Resurrects himself and shafts a stake through Crow's stomach.*

Crow is suffering massive fatal bleeding for 2 posts.

12-12-2003, 11:17 AM
*wriggles the carrot out of vegiettos brain, and stuffs it into topshots left eye...*

[topshot is out for one post]

12-12-2003, 04:46 PM
mennoniteHobbit regains consciousness, and walks out of the room dizzy. he then stops being dizzy, and draws out his lightsaber. he challenges crow nest for a duel. he accepts. mennonite then immediately stabs his lightsaber into crow nest's head.

crow nest is out for two [2] posts with an enormous gaping hole in his head

12-12-2003, 08:54 PM
*Pulls lightsaber out of Mennonites's fist with bare hands.*

Be more creative, dude. Don't just use your lightsaber.

*Rips out Mennonite's jugular cord*

Meenonite is out for one post.

12-12-2003, 11:55 PM
I pull out an adamantium-enhanced sword, light its tip on fire, and begin to rush toward Joe, striking the ground to enhance the blade's damage ratio, finally slicing through his adamantium-laced mandalor armor.

*Joe is recovering from injury for 1 post.*

12-13-2003, 02:31 AM
*Comes through door and calls upon lightning and zaps everyone*

*Realizes it's a big tickle beam.*

Everyone is out for.... Uh.... Oh.... 0 posts?

12-13-2003, 02:48 AM
Damn straight! *tosses _PerfectAgent_ out the nearest window of the Empire State building.*

_PerfectAgent_ is falling for 2 posts.

12-13-2003, 02:25 PM
*tapes topshot to a barrel and tosses it off a cliff hanging over the niagra(sp?) falls... DK STYLE! :D *

[topshot is out for 1]

12-13-2003, 08:29 PM
mennonite revives after having his jugular cord pulled out by joetheeskimo5.
mennonite sees MMMPIE!!! tossing topshot of a cliff, and then mind wipes MMMPIE!!! into jumping off the cliff.

MMMPIE!!! is out for 2 [two] posts because of a broken skull, legs, arms, neck, spine, well, you get the rest.

12-13-2003, 11:58 PM
*Falls onto the street and it's like a trampoline!*

"Hey! It's just like when Neo is i-"

*Boom! Falls on the street again, and it's not bouncy*


*Goes to the hospital to take care of fractured skull. (That was fast!)*

*Goes to Death Cliff (I guess that is what it's called) with the mobile bed and rolls it at Mennonite and gets hit and falls off* (While I run away:D)

Mennonite is out for two posts.

12-14-2003, 01:40 AM
Hmm, looks like MMMPIE!!!'s having trouble. Time to provide my assistance.

*Walks up to _PerfectAgent_ and rips out his liver and pancreas.*

_PerfectAgent_ is paralyzed for 2 posts.

12-14-2003, 11:00 AM
"ah, thanak you topshot!"
*rips crow back into the battle and slays him in a brutal way with playing 'The Ketchup Song' loud...*

[crows out for 3]

Darth Zaius
12-14-2003, 01:01 PM
*suddenly Darth Zaius quietly and quickly snapps out of acoma and gets up and sees MMMPIE!!!, using force speed, Darth Zaius jumps right through MMMPIE!!!, severing him in half, Zaius gets out his lightsaber, turns it on and decapitates MMMPIE!!!'s head off*

*MMMPIE!!! is dead for three posts*

*nithailock then runs toward and looks at topshot*

"aahh my old friend, glad to see you again, buttoo bad I have to kill you"

*nithailock releases one hand from his saber and electrocutes topshot with force lightning to death, then gets in a defensive position with his lightsaber, waiting for somebody to attack*

*topshot is dead for two posts*

12-14-2003, 01:27 PM
mennoniteHobbit recovers from the fall off of Death Cliff, and sees the starter of the whole bar fight. He summons master Yoda.

Yoda: Fight young children, you must not. You must relearn about what you have learned in the ways of the bar fight.
*Yoda then sends a blast of lightning at Darth Zaius because of his incompetence. He does a little acrobatics, then lands on Zaius.

[Zaius is out for two (2) posts]

Yoda is disciplining topshot and PerfectAgent for two (2) posts.

12-14-2003, 03:25 PM
Yoda is disciplining topshot and PerfectAgent for two (2) posts. [/B]

In case you forgot, you cannot add on to someone who's already been KO'd.

12-14-2003, 05:15 PM
*Graduates from Yoda's honor school.* :thumbsup:

*Drops a big anvil on MennoniteHobbit's head*

MennoniteHobbit is squashed under that anvil for two posts.